| Feeling: | ABDuct |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You shamelessly abduct Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon shamelessly abducts Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon shamelessly abducts you. |
| Default grade: | shamelessly |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | aggressive, funny, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | ASSHOLE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You tear Loffen a new asshole. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon tears Loffen a new asshole. |
| Him/her: | Nixon tears you a new asshole. |
| Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, superior |
| Created: | 20040531 |
| Feeling: | BARF |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You barf all over Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon barfs all over Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon barfs all over you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You barf all over the place. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon barfs all over the place. |
| Classes: | vulgar, tactile, aggressive, negative |
| Feeling: | BBLADE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You swing and slam the narrow end of your briefcase into Loffen's back, depressing button #7. That's gotta hurt. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon swings and slams the narrow end of his briefcase into Loffen's back. It doesn't look all that painful, but his eyes widen with shock, and he curls up, grimacing. You notice a flash of metal as the briefcase retracts something. |
| Him/her: | Something pointy and something blunt hits you square in the back, penetrating deeply before it is withdrawn. The pain and shock leaves you stunned. You curl up on the ground. |
| Group: | hans_petter.jansson |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
| Feeling: | BELly |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rub Loffen's belly. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rubs Loffen's belly. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rubs your belly. |
| You (wo/focus): | You rub your belly. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rubs his belly. |
| Classes: | affectionate, tactile |
| Feeling: | BIGBrick |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, you split Loffen's skull in half. |
| Them (w/focus): | With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, Nixon splits Loffen's skull in half. |
| Him/her: | With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, Nixon splits your skull in half. |
| You (wo/focus): | You pick up an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon picks up an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile |
| Story: | From Nick Cave's Murder Ballad album, the song is called O'Malley's Bar, and is 15 minute long, not too well performed, account on how a burnt out regular executes all the denziens of the local pub, and finally gets caught by the police. The song ends with him counting his fingers in the police car. |
| Feeling: | BITChslap |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You bitchslap Loffen and call him Susan. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon bitchslaps Loffen and calls him Susan. |
| Him/her: | Nixon bitchslaps you and calls you Susan. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior, tactile |
| Feeling: | BITe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You bite Loffen like a dog. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon bites Loffen like a dog. |
| Him/her: | Nixon bites you like a dog. |
| Default extension: | like a dog |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | BLINDfold |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You blindfold Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon blindfolds Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon blindfolds you. |
| Classes: | tactile |
| Feeling: | BLUnt |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You strike Loffen with a blunt object. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon strikes Loffen with a blunt object. |
| Him/her: | Nixon strikes you with a blunt object. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | BOnk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You bonk Loffen on the head. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon bonks Loffen on the head. |
| Him/her: | Nixon bonks you on the head. |
| You (wo/focus): | You bonk yourself on the head. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon bonks himself on the head. |
| Classes: | funny, tactile, superior, aggressive |
| Feeling: | BURNBottom |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You burn Loffen's bottom up. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon burns Loffen's bottom up. |
| Him/her: | Nixon burns your bottom up. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | vulgar, aggressive, funny, tactile, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | CANE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You wield the cane on Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon wields the cane on Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon wields the cane on you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You fetch your cane. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon fetches his cane. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile, superior |
| Feeling: | CLIng |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You cling to Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon clings to Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon clings to you. |
| Classes: | tactile |
| Feeling: | COLLAR |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You grab ahold of Loffen by the collar. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon grabs ahold of Loffen by the collar. |
| Him/her: | Nixon grabs ahold of you by the collar. |
| Classes: | tactile |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | COLlective |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You put ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon puts ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg. |
| Him/her: | Nixon puts you in de collective borg borg borg. |
| Classes: | funny, negative, aggressive, superior, tactile |
| Story: | Spoof on the first Star Trek Next Generaton movie, and the infamous Borg, who assimilated prisoners into their hivemind, and of course, the *bork feeling. See *assimilate, as well. |
| Feeling: | CUTeyes |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You cut Loffen's eyes out, one by one. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon cuts Loffen's eyes out, one by one. |
| Him/her: | Nixon cuts your eyes out, one by one. |
| You (wo/focus): | You cut your eyes out, one by one. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cuts his eyes out, one by one. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, superior, malignant |
| Feeling: | DANce |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You sweep Loffen across the dance floor. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon sweeps Loffen across the dance floor. |
| Him/her: | Nixon sweeps you across the dance floor. |
| You (wo/focus): | You dance. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon dances. |
| Karma: | 1 |
| Classes: | tactile, friendly, affectionate, positive |
| Feeling: | DEFEnestrate |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You defenestrate Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon defenestrates Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon defenestrates you. |
| Karma: | -4 |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, tactile, funny |
| Story: | Defenestration is a horrible way of execution, involving carrying the victim/lawbreaker to the top of a very tall tower, and then pushing him/her out. Particulary popular in the eastern parts of Europe, this tradition is now commemorated each year in some backwards town in Spain, using a goat instead of a real person. There's a whole series of messages associated with this, check it out on http://find.fix.no/. |
| Feeling: | DUBBELknull |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | Du dubbelknullar Loffen konstant. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon dubbelknullar Loffen konstant. |
| Him/her: | Nixon dubbelknullar dig konstant. |
| Classes: | negative, vulgar, tactile |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | ELBow |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You ram an elbow into Loffen's mouth. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rams an elbow into Loffen's mouth. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rams an elbow into your mouth. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, malignant |
| Feeling: | ELEctrocute |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You electrocute Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon electrocutes Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon electrocutes you. |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | EMBRace |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You embrace Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon embraces Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon embraces you. |
| Classes: | positive, friendly, tactile, affectionate |
| Feeling: | FACeoff |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen's face off and wipe your ass with it. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen's face off and wipes his ass with it. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rips your face off and wipes his ass with it. |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, funny, tactile, malignant |
| Feeling: | FONDle |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You fondle Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon fondles Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon fondles you. |
| Karma: | -1 |
| Classes: | friendly, tactile, negative, affectionate |
| Feeling: | GAG |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You gag Loffen securely. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon gags Loffen securely. |
| Him/her: | Nixon gags you securely. |
| You (wo/focus): | You gag. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon gags. |
| Default extension: | securely |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
| Feeling: | GLOVe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You slap Loffen across the face with a glove. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps Loffen across the face with a glove. |
| Him/her: | Nixon slaps you across the face with a glove. |
| Classes: | tactile, negative, aggressive |
| Feeling: | GRAB |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You grab Loffen by the neck. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon grabs Loffen by the neck. |
| Him/her: | Nixon grabs you by the neck. |
| You (wo/focus): | You grab. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon grabs. |
| Classes: | aggressive, superior, tactile |
| Feeling: | GREEk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You get in Loffen's ass like a greek railroad. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon gets in Loffen's ass like a greek railroad. |
| Him/her: | Nixon gets in your ass like a greek railroad. |
| Classes: | tactile, superior |
| Created: | 20010422 |
| Feeling: | GRInd |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You grind Loffen underfoot. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon grinds Loffen underfoot. |
| Him/her: | Nixon grinds you underfoot. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | GROuphug |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You embrace everyone in a great big grouphug! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon embraces everyone in a great big grouphug! |
| Classes: | tactile, positive, affectionate, friendly, funny |
| Feeling: | GUIllotine |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You send Loffen to the guillotine! |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon sends Loffen to the guillotine! |
| Him/her: | Nixon sends you to the guillotine! |
| Group: | comrades |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, tactile, superior, red |
| Feeling: | HACk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You hack and mangle Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon hacks and mangles Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon hacks and mangles you. |
| Classes: | malignant, aggressive, tactile, superior |
| Feeling: | HAIr |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You run up to Loffen, and tear his hair out, huge gobs at a time. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon runs up to Loffen, and tears his hair out, huge gobs at a time. |
| Him/her: | Nixon runs up to you, and tears your hair out. |
| You (wo/focus): | You tear your hair out, huge gobs at a time. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon tears his hair out, huge gobs at a time. |
| Classes: | audible, tactile, malignant, negative |
| Feeling: | HANDshake |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You shake Loffen's hand. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon shakes Loffen's hand. |
| Him/her: | Nixon shakes your hand. |
| You (wo/focus): | You raise your hand. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon raises his hand. |
| Classes: | tactile, friendly, positive |
| Feeling: | HEADButt |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You headbutt Loffen to the floor. |
| Them (w/focus): | Loffen headbutts Loffen to the floor. |
| Him/her: | Nixon headbutts you to the floor. |
| Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, vulgar |
| Feeling: | HIT |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You hit Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon hits Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon hits you. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | HKIss |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You kiss Loffen's hand. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon kisses Loffen's hand. |
| Him/her: | Nixon kisses your hand. |
| Karma: | 1 |
| Classes: | white, affectionate, friendly, positive, tactile |
| Feeling: | HOLd |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You hold Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon holds Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon holds you. |
| Classes: | friendly, affectionate, positive, tactile |
| Feeling: | HUG |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You hug Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon hugs Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon hugs you. |
| Karma: | 3 |
| Classes: | friendly, tactile, positive, affectionate |
| Feeling: | HUMP |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You hump Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon humps Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon humps you. |
| Classes: | tactile, vulgar, funny |
| Feeling: | INJect |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You inject Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon injects Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon injects you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You inject yourself. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon injects himself. |
| Classes: | negative, tactile, aggressive |
| Feeling: | KISs |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You kiss Loffen gently. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon kisses Loffen gently. |
| Him/her: | Nixon kisses you gently. |
| Default extension: | gently |
| Karma: | 3 |
| Classes: | friendly, affectionate, positive, tactile |
| Feeling: | KNEECaps |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You split Loffen's kneecaps. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon splits Loffen's kneecaps. |
| Him/her: | Nixon splits your kneecaps. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, funny |
| Feeling: | KNOCk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You knock Loffen over. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon knocks Loffen over. |
| Him/her: | Nixon knocks you over. |
| You (wo/focus): | You knock yourself out. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon knocks himself out. |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
| Feeling: | KOD |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You deal Loffen his kiss of death. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon deals Loffen his kiss of death. |
| Him/her: | Nixon deals you your kiss of death. |
| Classes: | red, tactile, superior, negative, malignant |
| Feeling: | LAP |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You sit on Loffen's lap. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon sits on Loffen's lap. |
| Him/her: | Nixon sits on your lap. |
| Classes: | tactile, affectionate |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | LICK |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You lick Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon licks Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon licks you. |
| Classes: | affectionate, friendly, positive, vulgar, tactile |
| Feeling: | LUNgclamp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You shoot a lung clamp into Loffen's chest. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon shoots a lung clamp into Loffen's chest. |
| Him/her: | Nixon shoots a lung clamp into your chest. |
| Group: | daniel.mikkelsen |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, audible, superior, malignant |
| Story: | From a very strange dream Daniel once had. Documented in a message in a conference somewhere. A search for "lungeklemme" on http://find.fix.no/ should find it. |
| Feeling: | LURemus |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You slap an oval, hairy sticker saying LUREMUS onto Loffen's chest. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps an oval, hairy sticker saying LUREMUS onto Loffen's chest. |
| Him/her: | Nixon slaps an oval, hairy sticker saying LUREMUS onto your chest. |
| Classes: | funny, negative, tactile |
| Story: | Plays on the stickers people of various categories had to put on their clothes in concentration camps during the reign of the nazis. Che and Elbrah branded some of the different girls at FIX as "luremus" at a period when there were several nice girls around who were talking privately to different people and spilling feelings and the occasional embarrassing line into #chat. Was quickly incorporated into the general gay-joke ensamble of feelings. |
| Feeling: | MAKEUPhug |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You give Loffen a make up hug. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon gives Loffen a make up hug. |
| Him/her: | Nixon gives you a make up hug. |
| Classes: | friendly, positive, affectionate, tactile |
| Feeling: | MASsage |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rub Loffen's shoulders. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rubs Loffen's shoulders. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rubs your shoulders. |
| Karma: | 1 |
| Classes: | friendly, tactile, affectionate |
| Feeling: | MMOAn |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You make Loffen moan. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon makes Loffen moan. |
| Him/her: | Nixon makes you moan úB. |
| Group: | rune.hansen |
| Classes: | tactile, funny |
| Feeling: | MOOnwalk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You moonwalk up and down Loffen's ass. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon moonwalks up and down Loffen's ass. |
| Him/her: | Nixon moonwalks up and down your ass. |
| Classes: | negative, vulgar, funny, tactile |
| Story: | What Michael Jackson threatens to do in Eddie Murphy's "Raw". |
| Feeling: | NAIl |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You nail Loffen to the floor. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon nails Loffen to the floor. |
| Him/her: | Nixon nails you to the floor. |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, superior, malignant, audible, tactile |
| Feeling: | NEStle |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You nestle under Loffen's arm. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon nestles under Loffen's arm. |
| Him/her: | Nixon nestles under your arm. |
| Karma: | 1 |
| Classes: | inferior, affectionate, friendly, positive, tactile |
| Feeling: | NIBble |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You nibble at Loffen's ear. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon nibbles at Loffen's ear. |
| Him/her: | Nixon nibbles at your ear. |
| Classes: | tactile, friendly, vulgar, affectionate, funny |
| Feeling: | NIPple |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You pinch Loffen's nipple. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pinches Loffen's nipple. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pinches your nipple. |
| Classes: | tactile |
| Feeling: | NUDge |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You nudge Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon nudges Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon nudges you. |
| Classes: | positive, tactile |
| Feeling: | OPErate |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You prepare Loffen for surgery. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon prepares Loffen for surgery. |
| Him/her: | Nixon prepares you for surgery. |
| Classes: | negative, superior, malignant, tactile, aggressive |
| Feeling: | PAT |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You pat Loffen on the head. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pats Loffen on the head. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pats you on the head. |
| You (wo/focus): | You pat yourself on the head. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pats himself on the head. |
| Classes: | tactile, friendly, positive |
| Feeling: | PINch |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You pinch Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pinches Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pinches you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You pinch yourself. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pinches himself. |
| Classes: | tactile |
| Feeling: | POke |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You poke at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pokes at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pokes at you. |
| Classes: | negative, tactile, superior |
| Feeling: | PROd |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You prod Loffen in a particularly annoying manner. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon prods Loffen in a particularly annoying manner. |
| Him/her: | Nixon prods you in a particularly annoying manner. |
| Default extension: | in a particularly annoying manner |
| Classes: | negative, tactile |
| Feeling: | PULp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You beat Loffen to a bloody pulp. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon beats Loffen to a bloody pulp. |
| Him/her: | Nixon beats you to a bloody pulp. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | funny, aggressive, tactile, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | PULse |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You check Loffen's pulse. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon check Loffen's pulse. |
| Him/her: | Nixon checks your pulse. |
| You (wo/focus): | You check your pulse. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon checks his pulse. |
| Classes: | tactile, positive, friendly |
| Feeling: | PUNch |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You punch Loffen in the face. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon punches Loffen in the face. |
| Him/her: | Nixon punches you in the face. |
| You (wo/focus): | You punch some holes in the air. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon punches some holes in the air. |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
| Feeling: | RAPe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rape Loffen's nostrils. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rapes Loffen's nostrils. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rapes your nostrils. |
| Classes: | vulgar, funny, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | RIBs |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You poke Loffen in the ribs. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pokes Loffen in the ribs. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pokes you in the ribs. |
| Default extension: | in the ribs |
| Classes: | negative, tactile, superior |
| Feeling: | RIMjob |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You give Loffen a rimjob. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon gives Loffen a rimjob. |
| Him/her: | Nixon gives you a rimjob. |
| Classes: | tactile, vulgar, affectionate |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | RIP |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen to pieces. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen to pieces. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rips you to pieces. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | RUB |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rub up against Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rubs up against Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rubs up against you. |
| Classes: | funny, tactile, vulgar |
| Feeling: | SACrifice |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen's living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen's living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rips your living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
| You (wo/focus): | You offer yourself as a burnt sacrifice. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon offers himself as a burnt sacrifice. |
| Classes: | negative, superior, aggressive, malignant, tactile |
| Feeling: | SHAkehead |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You shake Loffen's head. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon shakes Loffen's head. |
| Him/her: | Nixon shakes your head. |
| Classes: | aggressive, funny, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | SHAmpoo |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You take that shampoo bottle and shove it up Loffen's ass. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up Loffen's ass. |
| Him/her: | Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up your ass. |
| You (wo/focus): | You take that shampoo bottle and shove it up your ass. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up his ass. |
| Classes: | funny, vulgar, tactile |
| Created: | 19991207 |
| Feeling: | SHOElaces |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You tie Loffen's shoelaces together. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon ties Loffen's shoelaces together. |
| Him/her: | Nixon ties your shoelaces together. |
| You (wo/focus): | You tie your shoelaces together. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon ties his shoelaces together. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | funny, aggressive, negative, tactile |
| Feeling: | SICK |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You are violently sick on Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon is violently sick on Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon is violently sick on you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You're gonna be sick. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's gonna be sick. |
| Default grade: | violently |
| Classes: | negative, audible, tactile, vulgar |
| Feeling: | SJOKle |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | Du sjokler bæsj, og spytter det ut på Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon sjokler bæsj, og spytter det ut på Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon sjokler bæsj, og spytter det ut på deg. |
| You (wo/focus): | Du sjokler bæsj. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sjokler bæsj. |
| Classes: | vulgar, tactile |
| Feeling: | SLAP |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You slap Loffen senseless. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps Loffen senseless. |
| Him/her: | Nixon slaps you senseless. |
| You (wo/focus): | You slap yourself silly. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slaps himself silly. |
| Karma: | -1 |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
| Feeling: | SLAsh |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You cruelly slash Loffen's throat. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon cruelly slashes Loffen's throat. |
| Him/her: | Nixon cruelly slashes your throat. |
| Default grade: | cruelly |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | SLAy |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You slay Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon slays Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon slays you. |
| Karma: | -4 |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | SLIt |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You slit Loffen's throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon slits Loffen's throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
| Him/her: | Nixon slits your throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
| You (wo/focus): | You slit your throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slits his throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
| Classes: | tactile, negative, aggressive |
| Feeling: | SMOther |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You smother Loffen with passionate kisses. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon smothers Loffen with passionate kisses. |
| Him/her: | Nixon smothers you with passionate kisses. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, friendly, affectionate, negative |
| Feeling: | SNUggle |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You snuggle up to Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon snuggles up to Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon snuggles up to you. |
| Classes: | affectionate, tactile, friendly, positive |
| Feeling: | SPAnk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You lay Loffen over you knees and spank him. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon lays Loffen over his knees and spanks him. |
| Him/her: | Nixon lays you over his knees and spanks you. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, positive, superior |
| Feeling: | STAB |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You cruelly stab Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon cruelly stabs Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon cruelly stabs you. |
| Default grade: | cruelly |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, malignant |
| Feeling: | STOmp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You stomp Loffen on the foot. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon stomps Loffen on the foot. |
| Him/her: | Nixon stomps you on the foot. |
| You (wo/focus): | You stomp your foot down. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stomps his foot down. |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
| Feeling: | STRUGgle |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You struggle with Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon struggles with Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon struggels with you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You struggle. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon struggles. |
| Classes: | tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | STRangle |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You strangle Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon strangles Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon strangles you. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | STUMble |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You stumble into Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon stumbles into Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon stumbles into you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You stumble along. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stumbles along. |
| Classes: | tactile |
| Feeling: | SWIPe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You swing around in a vicious karate swipe sending most of Loffen's teeth flying in a curved spray of blood and gristle. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon swings around in a vicious karate swipe sending most of Loffen's teeth flying in a curved spray of blood and gristle. |
| Him/her: | Nixon swings around in a vicious karate swipe sending most of your teeth flying in a curved spray of blood and gristle. |
| Classes: | tactile, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | TACKle |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You tackle Loffen brutally. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon tackles Loffen brutally. |
| Him/her: | Nixon tackles you brutally. |
| Default extension: | brutally |
| Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative |
| Feeling: | TAP |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You tap Loffen on the shoulder. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon taps Loffen on the shoulder. |
| Him/her: | Nixon taps you on the shoulder. |
| You (wo/focus): | You tap your foot. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon taps his foot. |
| Classes: | tactile, inferior |
| Feeling: | TAPE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You blatantly tape Loffen's mouth shut. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon blatantly tapes Loffen's mouth shut. |
| Him/her: | Nixon blatantly tapes your mouth shut. |
| Default grade: | blatantly |
| Classes: | funny, tactile, negative, aggressive, superior |
| Feeling: | TEMPerature |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You take Loffen's temperature. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon takes Loffen's temperature. |
| Him/her: | Nixon takes your temperature. |
| Classes: | tactile |
| Feeling: | THIGh |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You put your hand on Loffen's thigh. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon puts his hand on Loffen's thigh. |
| Him/her: | Nixon puts his hand on your thigh. |
| Classes: | affectionate, vulgar, tactile |
| Created: | 20010801 |
| Feeling: | TICKLe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | Loffen ends up in a heap on the floor as you tickle him mercilessly. |
| Them (w/focus): | Loffen ends up in a heap on the floor as Nixon tickles him mercilessly. |
| Him/her: | You end up in a heap on the floor as Nixon tickles you mercilessly. |
| Default extension: | mercilessly |
| Classes: | negative, affectionate, tactile, funny |
| Feeling: | TITtytwist |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You reach over and twist Loffen's titty. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon reaches over and twists Loffen's titty. |
| Him/her: | Nixon reaches over and twists your titty. |
| Classes: | funny, tactile |
| Feeling: | TOUch |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You touch Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon touches Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon touches you. |
| Classes: | tactile |
| Feeling: | TRIP |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You trip Loffen, who falls flat on his face. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon trips Loffen, who falls flat on his face. |
| Him/her: | Nixon trips you, and you fall flat on your face. |
| You (wo/focus): | You trip, and fall flat on your face. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon trips, and falls flat on his face. |
| Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative |
| Feeling: | TUCk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You tuck Loffen in nice and cozy, kissing him goodnight. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon tucks Loffen in nice and cozy, kissing him goodnight. |
| Him/her: | Nixon tucks you in nice and cozy, kissing you goodnight. |
| You (wo/focus): | You tuck yourself in for the night. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon tucks himself in for the night. |
| Classes: | friendly, positive, tactile, affectionate |
| Feeling: | VULcan |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You use the Vulcan Death Grip on Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon uses the Vulcan Death Grip on Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon uses the Vulcan Death Grip on you. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | negative, tactile, aggressive |
| Story: | Spock, the Vulcan in the series "Star Trek", supposedly used the Vulcan Death Grip to kill people. In the series, however, there is no such thing. Nobody seems to know where this "grip" has come from. |
| Feeling: | WEDgie |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You give Loffen a huge wedgie. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon gives Loffen a huge wedgie. |
| Him/her: | Nixon reaches down into your trousers, pulling up your undies until you think you're gonna die! |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | malignant, aggressive, tactile, funny, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | WHIp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You whip Loffen along. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon whips Loffen along. |
| Him/her: | Nixon whips you along. |
| You (wo/focus): | You crack the whip. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cracks the whip. |
| Classes: | negative, superior, tactile, aggressive |
| Feeling: | WRING |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You wring Loffen's neck. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon wrings Loffen's neck. |
| Him/her: | Nixon wrings your neck. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, superior, malignant |