FIXfeelings: B

Feeling:BABBling
You (wo/focus):You are babbling.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is babbling.
Created:20010421

Feeling:BABble
You (wo/focus):You babble like an idiot.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon babbles like an idiot.
Default extension:like an idiot

Feeling:BACK
You (wo/focus):You're back.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is back.

Feeling:BACOn
You (wo/focus):You bring home the bacon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brings home the bacon.
Created:20050513

Feeling:BAD
You (wo/focus):You are in a bad way.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is in a bad way.
Classes:negative

Feeling:BAKe
You (wo/focus):You set your blaster for BAKE.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sets his blaster for BAKE.
Story:Part of the Well Done, Medium Rare, Bake, and Blaster set of feelings, borrowed from a Calvin and Hobbes Spaceman Spiff episode.

Feeling:BALlistic
You (wo/focus):You go ballistic.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes ballistic.
Classes:positive
Created:19991123

Feeling:BANish
You (w/focus):You banish Loffen to another dimension.
Them (w/focus):Nixon banishes Loffen to another dimension.
Him/her:Nixon banishes you to another dimension.
Default extension:to another dimension
Karma:-6
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior, malignant

Feeling:BARCelona
You (wo/focus):You are from Barcelona.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is from Barcelona.
Classes:funny
Created:20020329

Feeling:BARF
You (w/focus):You barf all over Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon barfs all over Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon barfs all over you.
You (wo/focus):You barf all over the place.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon barfs all over the place.
Classes:vulgar, tactile, aggressive, negative

Feeling:BARG
You (wo/focus):You barg.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bargs.

Feeling:BARGAin
You (wo/focus):You drive a hard bargain.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon drives a hard bargain.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BARRel
You (wo/focus):You blow the smoke from the barrel.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blows the smoke from the barrel.
Classes:superior

Feeling:BARricades
You (wo/focus):You throw up barricades in the streets!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon throws up barricades in the streets!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive

Feeling:BATTLESHip
You (w/focus):You sink Loffen's battleship.
Them (w/focus):Nixon sinks Loffen's battleship.
Him/her:Nixon sinks your battleship.
Created:20020329

Feeling:BATTlestation
You (wo/focus):You demonstrate to the users the power of this *fully operational battle station*.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon demonstrates to you the power of this *fully operational battle station*.

Feeling:BAwl
You (wo/focus):You bawl your eyes out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bawls his eyes out.
Classes:negative, audible

Feeling:BBIAW
You (wo/focus):You will be back in a while.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon will be back in a while.

Feeling:BBL
You (wo/focus):You'll be back later.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon'll be back later.

Feeling:BBLADE
You (w/focus):You swing and slam the narrow end of your briefcase into Loffen's back, depressing button #7. That's gotta hurt.
Them (w/focus):Nixon swings and slams the narrow end of his briefcase into Loffen's back. It doesn't look all that painful, but his eyes widen with shock, and he curls up, grimacing. You notice a flash of metal as the briefcase retracts something.
Him/her:Something pointy and something blunt hits you square in the back, penetrating deeply before it is withdrawn. The pain and shock leaves you stunned. You curl up on the ground.
Group:hans_petter.jansson
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile

Feeling:BEATIngs
You (wo/focus):You decide that the beatings shall continue until morale improves.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon decides that the beatings shall continue until morale improves.
Group:sysops

Feeling:BEATthesystem
You (wo/focus):You beat the system.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon beats the system.
Classes:superior
Created:20050513

Feeling:BEAm
You (w/focus):You beam Loffen up.
Them (w/focus):Nixon beams Loffen up.
Him/her:Nixon beams you up.
You (wo/focus):You beam.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon beams.
Classes:positive
Story:In the series "Star Trek", the crew always says "Beam me up, Scotty" to their little radio wristwatches when they're ready to go.

Feeling:BEAutiful
You (wo/focus):You wanted to destroy something beautiful.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wanted to destroy something beautiful.
Classes:negative
Created:19991207

Feeling:BEE
You (wo/focus):You sting like a bee.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stings like a bee.
Created:20020921

Feeling:BEENtheredonethat
You (wo/focus):You have been there, done that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has been there, done that.
Created:20010421

Feeling:BEG
You (w/focus):You beg Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon begs Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon begs you.
You (wo/focus):You beg.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon begs.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, audible, inferior

Feeling:BEHInd
You (w/focus):You are way behind Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is way behind Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is way behind you.
Classes:inferior
Created:20040118

Feeling:BEHead
You (w/focus):You have Loffen beheaded.
Them (w/focus):Nixon has Loffen beheaded.
Him/her:Nixon has you beheaded.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:BELch
You (wo/focus):You belch loudly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon belches loudly.
Default extension:loudly
Classes:vulgar, negative, audible

Feeling:BELieve
You (w/focus):You believe Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon believes Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon believes you.

Feeling:BELly
You (w/focus):You rub Loffen's belly.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rubs Loffen's belly.
Him/her:Nixon rubs your belly.
You (wo/focus):You rub your belly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rubs his belly.
Classes:affectionate, tactile

Feeling:BENDover
You (wo/focus):You bend over.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bends over.
Classes:inferior, vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:BENEfit
You (w/focus):You give Loffen the benefit of the doubt.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gives Loffen the benefit of the doubt.
Him/her:Nixon gives you the benefit of the doubt.
Created:20050513

Feeling:BEer
You (wo/focus):You down a delicious cold Guinness that looks so good it makes everyone envious, you give a great big cheer and a grin.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon downs a delicious cold Guinness that looks so good that it makes you envious, he gives a great big cheer and a grin.
Group:truls_e.naess
Classes:vulgar, audible
Story:Special feeling added to Mastyr as a reward for him becoming sigop of the Norwegian music conference (a job he has executed better than any sigop), and to keep him from repeating his *guzzle and *canhead feelings to often. Sadly, he has seems to have forgotten about this one.

Feeling:BGUN
You (wo/focus):You massacre everyone with a spray of bullets emanating from your black briefcase.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon, frowning slightly, massacres everyone with a spray of bullets emanating from his black briefcase.
Group:hans_petter.jansson
Classes:negative, aggressive
Story:One of a series of specials added by and for Hans Petter. Unlike the other special sysop feelings in that instead of just being bigger and more bloody than the regular set of violent feelings, they are cynical, slick and cool.

Feeling:BIGBrick
You (w/focus):With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, you split Loffen's skull in half.
Them (w/focus):With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, Nixon splits Loffen's skull in half.
Him/her:With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, Nixon splits your skull in half.
You (wo/focus):You pick up an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon picks up an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick.
Classes:aggressive, tactile
Story:From Nick Cave's Murder Ballad album, the song is called O'Malley's Bar, and is 15 minute long, not too well performed, account on how a burnt out regular executes all the denziens of the local pub, and finally gets caught by the police. The song ends with him counting his fingers in the police car.

Feeling:BILL
You (wo/focus):You pick up the bill.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon picks up the bill.
Created:20040118

Feeling:BIPride
You (wo/focus):You are bi and proud.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is bi and proud.
Created:20030918

Feeling:BIRD
You (w/focus):You flip the bird to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon flips the bird to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon flips the bird to Loffen.
You (wo/focus):You flip the bird.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flips the bird.
Created:20030412

Feeling:BITChslap
You (w/focus):You bitchslap Loffen and call him Susan.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bitchslaps Loffen and calls him Susan.
Him/her:Nixon bitchslaps you and calls you Susan.
Karma:-2
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior, tactile

Feeling:BITe
You (w/focus):You bite Loffen like a dog.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bites Loffen like a dog.
Him/her:Nixon bites you like a dog.
Default extension:like a dog
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative

Feeling:BLACkholes
You (wo/focus):You have a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a look in his eyes, like black holes in the sky.

Feeling:BLAH
You (wo/focus):You blah.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blahs.

Feeling:BLAK
You (wo/focus):Is it coz you is blak?
Them (wo/focus):Is it coz Nixon is blak?
Created:20061231

Feeling:BLAMe
You (w/focus):You blame Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon blames Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon blames you.
You (wo/focus):You blame Canada.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blames Canada.
Classes:negative
Created:19991123

Feeling:BLASt
You (w/focus):You fire away at Loffen with your trusty blaster.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fires away at Loffen with his trusty blaster.
Him/her:Nixon fires away at you with his trusty blaster.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, funny, negative, superior

Feeling:BLEACHed
You (wo/focus):You have your asshole bleached.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has his asshole bleached.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BLEnd
You (w/focus):You stuff Loffen in the blender, and hit `Frappé'.
Them (w/focus):Nixon stuffs Loffen in the blender, and hits `Frappé'.
Him/her:Nixon stuffs you in the blender, and hits `Frappé'.
Classes:negative, aggressive, superior

Feeling:BLINDfold
You (w/focus):You blindfold Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon blindfolds Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon blindfolds you.
Classes:tactile

Feeling:BLInk
You (w/focus):You blink at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon blinks at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon blinks at you.
You (wo/focus):You blink.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blinks.

Feeling:BLOCKcock
You (w/focus):You block Loffen's cock.
Them (w/focus):Nixon blocks Loffen's cock.
Him/her:Nixon blocks your cock.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BLUEpill
You (wo/focus):You should have taken the blue pill.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon should have taken the blue pill.
Classes:funny
Story:A reference to the film "The Matrix". Taking the blue pill makes you wake up in your own bed (in the "fake" world), thinking that nothing is wrong.

Feeling:BLUnt
You (w/focus):You strike Loffen with a blunt object.
Them (w/focus):Nixon strikes Loffen with a blunt object.
Him/her:Nixon strikes you with a blunt object.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative

Feeling:BLUsh
You (wo/focus):You blush.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blushes.
Classes:positive

Feeling:BOASt
You (wo/focus):You boast.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon boasts.
Classes:negative

Feeling:BOGgle
You (wo/focus):You boggle at the concept.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon boggles at the concept.

Feeling:BONes
You (w/focus):You gnaw on Loffen's bones.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gnaws on Loffen's bones.
Him/her:Nixon gnaws on your bones.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:BOOGie
You (wo/focus):Du er klar, er klar, er klar, for boogie!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon er klar, er klar, er klar, for boogie!
Classes:positive

Feeling:BOOK
You (wo/focus):You wrote the book.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wrote the book.
Created:20030412

Feeling:BOOTclick
You (wo/focus):You click your boots.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon clicks his boots.
Created:19991123

Feeling:BORDer
You (wo/focus):You have your troops massed along the border, just waiting for the order.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has his troops massed along the border, just waiting for the order.
Created:20061231

Feeling:BOREd
You (w/focus):Loffen bores you.
Them (w/focus):Loffen bores Nixon.
Him/her:You bore Nixon.
You (wo/focus):You are bored.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is bored.

Feeling:BORG
You (w/focus):You assimilate Loffen, resistance is futile.
Them (w/focus):Nixon assimilates Loffen, resistance is futile.
Him/her:Nixon assimilates you, resistance is futile.
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:BORK
You (w/focus):You put ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork.
Them (w/focus):Nixon puts ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork.
Him/her:Nixon puts you in de oven bork bork bork.
Classes:negative, aggressive, funny
Story:From the Muppet Show, and the Sweedish cook.

Feeling:BOUnce
You (w/focus):You bounce all over Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bounces all over Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon bounces all over you.
You (wo/focus):You bounce all over the place.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bounces all over the place.
Classes:funny, friendly, positive

Feeling:BOW
You (w/focus):You bow before Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bows before Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon bows before you.
You (wo/focus):You bow before your audience.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bows.
Classes:friendly, positive, inferior

Feeling:BOnk
You (w/focus):You bonk Loffen on the head.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bonks Loffen on the head.
Him/her:Nixon bonks you on the head.
You (wo/focus):You bonk yourself on the head.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bonks himself on the head.
Classes:funny, tactile, superior, aggressive

Feeling:BRAG
You (wo/focus):You brag.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brags.
Classes:negative

Feeling:BRAIns
You (w/focus):You check out the brains on Loffen!
Them (w/focus):Nixon checks out the brains on Loffen!
Him/her:Nixon checks out the brains on Loffen!
You (wo/focus):Check out the brains on Nixon!
Them (wo/focus):Check out the brains on Nixon!
Created:20010801

Feeling:BRAInstorm
You (wo/focus):You brainstorm.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brainstorms.

Feeling:BRAce
You (wo/focus):You brace yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon braces himself.

Feeling:BRB
You (wo/focus):You'll be right back.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon'll be right back.

Feeling:BREAKS
You (wo/focus):You ride the breaks.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rides the breaks.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BREATHE
You (w/focus):You remind Loffen to breathe.
Them (w/focus):Nixon reminds Loffen to breathe.
Him/her:Nixon reminds you to breathe.
You (wo/focus):You do breathing exercises.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon does breathing exercises.
Created:19991123

Feeling:BREak
You (w/focus):You break Loffen's elbows.
Them (w/focus):Nixon breaks Loffen's elbows.
Him/her:Nixon breaks your elbows.
You (wo/focus):You break ranks.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon breaks ranks.

Feeling:BREath
You (wo/focus):You hold your breath.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon holds his breath.

Feeling:BRIM
You (wo/focus):You brim with righteous indignation!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brims with righteous indignation!
Created:20010421

Feeling:BRINgdown
You (wo/focus):You bring down the bourgeois class with armed revolution!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brings down the bourgeois class with armed revolution!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, positive

Feeling:BRIbe
You (w/focus):You attempt to bribe Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon attempts to bribe Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon attempts to bribe you.
Classes:negative

Feeling:BRONer
You (wo/focus):You have a broner.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a broner.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BRT
You (wo/focus):You'll be right there.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon'll be right there.

Feeling:BRUSh
You (w/focus):You brush off Loffen's coat.
Them (w/focus):Nixon brushes off Loffen's coat.
Him/her:Nixon brushes off your coat.
You (wo/focus):You brush off your coat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brushes off his coat.

Feeling:BUCKEt
You (wo/focus):You put a metal bucket over your head and bang away at it with a spoon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon puts a metal bucket over his head and bangs away at it with a spoon.
Classes:audible
Created:20010801

Feeling:BUG
You (w/focus):You quickly plant a bug in Loffen's telephone.
Them (w/focus):Nixon quickly plants a bug in Loffen's telephone.
Him/her:Nixon quickly plants a bug in your telephone.
Default grade:quickly
Group:burgeois
Classes:burgeois

Feeling:BULLEt
You (wo/focus):You bite the bullet.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bites the bullet.
Created:20050513

Feeling:BULLY
You (w/focus):You bully Loffen, who starts to cry.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bullies Loffen, who starts to cry.
Him/her:Nixon bullies you, and you start to cry.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, negative, malignant

Feeling:BULLshit
You (w/focus):You bullshit Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bullshits Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon bullshits you.
You (wo/focus):You cough "bullshit" under your breath.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon coughs "bullshit" under his breath.
Classes:negative, malignant, superior

Feeling:BUMPs
You (wo/focus):You can hardly feel the bumps go by, bump, bump, bump...
Them (wo/focus):Nixon can hardly feel the bumps go by, bump, bump, bump...
Created:20071012

Feeling:BURNBottom
You (w/focus):You burn Loffen's bottom up.
Them (w/focus):Nixon burns Loffen's bottom up.
Him/her:Nixon burns your bottom up.
Karma:-2
Classes:vulgar, aggressive, funny, tactile, negative, superior

Feeling:BURNClothes
You (wo/focus):You burn your clothes in disgust.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon burns his clothes in disgust.
Default extension:in disgust
Classes:negative

Feeling:BURNIng
You (wo/focus):You're burning up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's burning up.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BURNwhite
You (wo/focus):You burn a white flag.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon burns a white flag.
Classes:aggressive, negative
Created:20040118

Feeling:BURP
You (w/focus):You burp Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon burps Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon burps you.
You (wo/focus):You burp.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon burps.
Classes:vulgar, audible, negative

Feeling:BURSTbubble
You (w/focus):You burst Loffen's bubble.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bursts Loffen's bubble.
Him/her:Nixon bursts your bubble.
Created:20020921

Feeling:BUS
You (wo/focus):You've taken the bus to crazy town.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's taken the bus to crazy town.
Created:20050513

Feeling:BUSH
You (wo/focus):You beat around the bush.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon beats arond the bush.
Created:20050513

Feeling:BUSINEss
You (wo/focus):You're all business.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's all business.
Created:20071012

Feeling:BUSTed
You (wo/focus):You're busted.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's busted.
Created:20040118

Feeling:BUT
You (wo/focus):You know, but...
Them (wo/focus):Nixon knows, but...

Feeling:BUTTerfly
You (wo/focus):You dance like a butterfly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dances like a butterfly.
Created:20020921

Feeling:BUTTertruck
You (wo/focus):You got hit by the buttertruck.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon got hit by the buttertruck.
Created:20061231

Feeling:BUTTons
You (w/focus):You press Loffen's buttons.
Them (w/focus):Nixon presses Loffen's buttons.
Him/her:Nixon presses your buttons.
Created:19991207

Feeling:BUZZer
You (wo/focus):You hit the buzzer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hits the buzzer.
Created:20040118