| Feeling: | EARHold |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You hold your ears. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon holds his ears. |
| Classes: | negative |
| Feeling: | EARS |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You are all ears. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is all ears. |
| Classes: | positive |
| Feeling: | EARTh |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Earth to you. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Earth to Nixon. |
| Created: | 20050513 |
| Feeling: | EATBrains |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You're going to eat Loffen's brain and gain his knowledge. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon's going to eat Loffen's brain and gain his knowledge. |
| Him/her: | Nixon's going to eat your brain and gain your knowledge. |
| Default extension: | knowledge |
| Created: | 20071012 |
| Feeling: | EATPatches |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | If you had your way, you'd eat patches every day. |
| Them (wo/focus): | If Nixon had his way, he'd eat patches every day. |
| Default grade: | patches |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20061230 |
| Feeling: | EDGe |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You edge away. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon edges away. |
| Classes: | negative, inferior |
| Feeling: | EDITout |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You edit Loffen out of history. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon edits Loffen out of history. |
| Him/her: | Nixon edits you out of history. |
| Classes: | negative |
| Created: | 20061230 |
| Feeling: | EDUcation |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You don't need no education. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon don't need no education. |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | EGG |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You laugh wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at you. |
| Default grade: | wickedly |
| Karma: | -1 |
| Classes: | negative, vulgar, aggressive, audible |
| Feeling: | EJAculate |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You ejaculate. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon ejaculates. |
| Classes: | vulgar |
| Feeling: | EJEct |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You flick a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon flicks a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon. |
| Him/her: | Nixon flicks a switch with your name on it, triggering an ejector mechanism sending you whizzing off into the horizon. |
| You (wo/focus): | You hit the eject-button and go spinning off into the air. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hits the eject-button and goes spinning off into the air. |
| Group: | sysops |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, funny, superior |
| Feeling: | ELBow |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You ram an elbow into Loffen's mouth. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rams an elbow into Loffen's mouth. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rams an elbow into your mouth. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, malignant |
| Feeling: | ELEctrocute |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You electrocute Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon electrocutes Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon electrocutes you. |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | EMBRace |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You embrace Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon embraces Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon embraces you. |
| Classes: | positive, friendly, tactile, affectionate |
| Feeling: | EMPty |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You empty your revolver at Loffen. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon empties his revolver at Loffen. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click. |
| Him/her: | Nixon empties his revolver at you. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click. |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, audible |
| Feeling: | EMUlate |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You emulate Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon emulates Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon emulates you. |
| Classes: | inferior |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | ENCourage |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You heartily encourage Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon heartily encourages Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon heartily encourages you. |
| Default grade: | heartily |
| Classes: | friendly, positive |
| Feeling: | ENGLAND2 |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | The things you do for England. |
| Them (wo/focus): | The things Nixon does for England. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | ENGland |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You close your eyes and think of England. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon closes his eyes and thinks of England. |
| Classes: | inferior |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | ENVy |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You envy Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon envies Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon envies you. |
| Classes: | negative, inferior |
| Feeling: | ERECTEd |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You stand erected. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stands erected. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | EREction |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You have an erection. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has an erection. |
| Classes: | vulgar |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | ERIGate |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You erigate yourself, by sheer force of will. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon erigates himself, by sheer force of will. |
| Classes: | funny, vulgar |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | ESCape |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You make a bold escape. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes a bold escape. |
| Classes: | inferior, positive |
| Feeling: | EXCAvate |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You excavate the hatchet. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon excavates the hatchet. |
| Created: | 20061231 |
| Feeling: | EXECUtioner |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You're the judge, the jury and the executioner. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's the judge, the jury and the executioner. |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | EXHale |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You have tried, but you didn't exhale. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has tried, but he didn't exhale. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20050513 |
| Feeling: | EXPEL |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You expel intestinal gases through the anus. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon expels intestinal gases through the anus. |
| Classes: | vulgar |
| Created: | 20040531 |
| Feeling: | EXplode |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You exclaim OH NO! and explode. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon exclaims OH NO! and explodes. |
| Classes: | funny, negative, audible |
| Story: | A reference to the computergame "Lemmings", when the little bastards always exclaims "OH NO!" and explodes, sending a spray of confetti everywhere. |
| Feeling: | EYE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You eye Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon eyes Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon eyes you. |
| Created: | 20050513 |
| Feeling: | EYEBall |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You eyeball Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon eyeballs Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon eyeballs you. |
| Classes: | negative |