FIXfeelings: I-J

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Feeling:IDEa
You (wo/focus):You have no idea.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has no idea.

Feeling:IDLe
You (wo/focus):You idle.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon idles.

Feeling:IGNore
You (w/focus):You ignore Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon ignores Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon ignores you.
Classes:negative, superior

Feeling:ILLusions
You (wo/focus):You, caster of mindbending illusions!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon, caster of mindbending illusions!
Group:joakim.ziegler
Classes:malignant, superior
Story:A lyric from the Insane Clown Posse album "The Great Milenko". See also *faceoff.

Feeling:IMAgine
You (wo/focus):You imagine all the people.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon imagines all the people.
Classes:funny

Feeling:IMPACt
You (wo/focus):You brace for impact.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon braces for impact.
Classes:funny

Feeling:IMPATient
You (wo/focus):You're getting impatient.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's getting impatient.

Feeling:INCApable
You (wo/focus):You are not lazy, just incapable.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is not lazy, just incapable.
Classes:funny, inferior
Created:20020329

Feeling:INConvenience
You (wo/focus):You apologize for the inconvenience.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon apologizes for the inconvenience.
Created:19991123

Feeling:INDIA
You (wo/focus):You wonder if you shan't retire in India.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wonders if he shan't retire in India.
Classes:superior
Created:20040118

Feeling:INHale
You (wo/focus):You have tried, but didn't inhale.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has tried, but didn't inhale.
Story:Bill Clinton had "tried marijuana, but didn't inhale".

Feeling:INITtowinit
You (wo/focus):You're in it to win it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's in it to win it.
Created:20071012

Feeling:INJect
You (w/focus):You inject Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon injects Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon injects you.
You (wo/focus):You inject yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon injects himself.
Classes:negative, tactile, aggressive

Feeling:INSIde
You (wo/focus):You're on the inside pissing out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's on the inside pissing out.
Created:20080316

Feeling:INSUlt
You (wo/focus):You add insult to injury.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon add insult to injury.
Classes:negative
Created:20020921

Feeling:INSpect
You (wo/focus):You inspect your fingernails.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon inspects his fingernails.
Classes:superior

Feeling:INTercom
You (wo/focus):You lean on the intercom.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon leans on the intercom.
Classes:funny
Created:20010421

Feeling:INTernationale
You (wo/focus):You start to sing L'internationale!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon starts to sing L'internationale!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, audible, positive

Feeling:INVite
You (w/focus):You invite Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon invites Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon invites you.
Classes:positive
Created:19991123

Feeling:JACKOff
You (wo/focus):You jack off into the net.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jacks off into the net.
Default extension:into the net
Classes:vulgar
Created:20010422

Feeling:JACKs
You (wo/focus):You are Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Default extension:complete lack of surprise
Created:19991207

Feeling:JAM
You (wo/focus):You jam the gaydar.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jams the gaydar.
Created:20071012

Feeling:JEDi
You (w/focus):Loffen doesn't need to see your identification. Move along.
Them (w/focus):Loffen doesn't need to see Nixon's identification. Move along.
Him/her:You don't need to see Nixon's identification. Move along.
Classes:funny, superior
Story:From the movie "Star Wars". This is the "Jedi Mind Trick". It was actually attempted once by Vegard Munthe (who fittingly has the nick Wedge), when he was checked for tickets at the subway in Oslo, and didn't have one. It didn't work, and he ran.

Feeling:JERKoff
You (w/focus):You jerk Loffen off.
Them (w/focus):Nixon jerks Loffen off.
Him/her:Nixon jerks you off.
You (wo/focus):You jerk off.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jerks off.
Karma:-5
Classes:vulgar, funny, negative

Feeling:JERN
You (w/focus):Du spør om Loffen er av jern.
Them (w/focus):Nixon spør om Loffen er av jern.
Him/her:Nixon spør om du er av jern.
You (wo/focus):Du er av jern.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon er av jern.
Karma:1
Classes:funny, positive
Story:From John, he might have gotten it from the Dr. S comic strip episode "Garve og Lim - en Interaktiv Tegneserie". (John got into the habit of asking if "du er av jern" ("are you made of iron?") after he asked one of Ellinor and Daniels cats about it once when he was very drunk. He still hasn't recovered from how funny he thought this was.

Feeling:JIHad
You (w/focus):You declare holy war on Loffen!
Them (w/focus):Nixon declares holy war on Loffen!
Him/her:Nixon declares holy war on you!
You (wo/focus):You declare holy war on the Great Satan that is the US of A!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon declares holy war on the Great Satan that is the US of A!
Default extension:the Great Satan that is the US of A
Classes:aggressive, negative, malignant

Feeling:JITter
You (wo/focus):You jitter.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jitters.

Feeling:JOIn
You (w/focus):You join Loffen in the revolution!
Them (w/focus):Nixon joins Loffen in the revolution!
Him/her:Nixon joins you in the revolution!
You (wo/focus):You join in the revolution!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon joins in the revolution!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, friendly, aggressive, positive

Feeling:JOT
You (wo/focus):You jot it down somewhere.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jots it down somewhere.

Feeling:JUDgement
You (wo/focus):You pass judgement.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon passes judgement.
Created:20010422

Feeling:JUStlike
You (w/focus):You are just like Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is just like Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is just like you.
You (wo/focus):You are just like Nils Arne Eggen.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is just like Nils Arne Eggen.
Default extension:Nils Arne Eggen

Feeling:JUmp
You (w/focus):You jump up and down on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon jumps up and down on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon jumps up and down on you.
You (wo/focus):You jump up and down.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jumps up and down.
Classes:aggressive, funny, negative

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