FIXfeelings: All feelings, by date

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Feeling:20seconds
You (wo/focus):You have 20 seconds to comply.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has 20 seconds to comply.
Created:20081229

Feeling:AIRQuote
You (wo/focus):You air-quote.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon air-quotes.
Created:20081229

Feeling:COUNTblessings
You (wo/focus):You count your blessings.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon counts his blessings.
Created:20081229

Feeling:CRAZYivan
You (wo/focus):You pull a Crazy Ivan.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pulls a Crazy Ivan.
Created:20081229

Feeling:CRIME
You (wo/focus):You do the crime, you do the time.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon does the crime, Nixon does the time.
Created:20081229

Feeling:DONTCall
You (wo/focus):Don't call me, I'll call you.
Them (wo/focus):Don't call Nixon, he'll call you.
Created:20081229

Feeling:DRAINmain
You (wo/focus):You got to drain the main vein.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon got to drain the main vein.
Created:20081229

Feeling:FAITH
You (wo/focus):You keep the faith.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon keeps the faith.
Created:20081229

Feeling:FALLIng
You (wo/focus):When you're falling, you pretend to be flying.
Them (wo/focus):When Nixon's falling, his pretends to be flying.
Created:20081229

Feeling:GROPE
You (wo/focus):You're the Pope of Grope.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's the Pope of Grope.
Created:20081229

Feeling:HIV
You (wo/focus):You're not just sure, you're HIV positive!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's not just sure, he's HIV positive!
Created:20081229

Feeling:LOVELife
You (wo/focus):You love life too much!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon loves life too much!
Created:20081229

Feeling:MAKER
You (wo/focus):You meet your maker.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon meets his maker.
Created:20081229

Feeling:MEATbeat
You (wo/focus):You take your meat to the beat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon takes his meat to the beat.
Created:20081229

Feeling:MOMEnt
You (wo/focus):You are having a moment.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is having a moment.
Created:20081229

Feeling:NEWSVan
You (wo/focus):You hijack the news van.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hijacks the news van.
Created:20081229

Feeling:NOTBuying
You (w/focus):You're not buying what Loffen's selling.
Them (w/focus):Nixon's not buying what Loffen's selling.
Him/her:Nixon's not buying what you're selling.
Created:20081229

Feeling:ONEPing
You (w/focus):You verify range to Loffen, one ping only.
Them (w/focus):Nixon verifies range to Loffen, one ping only.
Him/her:Nixon verifies range to you, one ping only.
You (wo/focus):You verify range to target, one ping only.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon verifies range to target, one ping only.
Created:20081229

Feeling:OUT
You (wo/focus):You, out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon, out.
Created:20081229

Feeling:OVERLords
You (wo/focus):You for one welcome our new overlords.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon for one welcomes our new overlords.
Created:20081229

Feeling:PRIDEhurts
You (wo/focus):Your pride hurts.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's pride hurts.
Created:20081229

Feeling:RIVER
You (w/focus):You cry Loffen a river.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cries Loffen a river.
Him/her:Nixon cries you a river.
Created:20081229

Feeling:SAYNomore
You (wo/focus):You say no more...
Them (wo/focus):Nixon says no more...
Created:20081229

Feeling:SCORE
You (wo/focus):You're gonna score.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's gonna score.
Created:20081229

Feeling:SHEDV
You (wo/focus):You shed v.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sheds v.
Created:20081229

Feeling:SIGNEDupfor
You (wo/focus):This is not what you signed up for.
Them (wo/focus):This is not what Nixon signed up for.
Created:20081229

Feeling:SOUrce
You (wo/focus):You sense a disturbance in the Source.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon senses a disturbance in the Source.
Created:20081229

Feeling:STORIes
You (wo/focus):You could tell them some stories...
Them (wo/focus):Nixon could tell you some stories...
Created:20081229

Feeling:SWIMbackout
You (wo/focus):You swim back out to sea.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon swims back out to sea.
Created:20081229

Feeling:TOOTHpaste
You (wo/focus):You try to put the toothpaste back in the tube.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tries to put the toothpaste back in the tube.
Created:20081229

Feeling:VINCe
You (wo/focus):You vince.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon vinces.
Created:20081229

Feeling:WFM
You (wo/focus):It works for you.
Them (wo/focus):It works for Nixon.
Created:20081229

Feeling:WISDOm
You (wo/focus):You dispense wisdom.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dispenses wisdom.
Created:20081229

Feeling:ALIVE
You (wo/focus):You're staying alive.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's staying alive.
Created:20080316

Feeling:AMUSEmentpark
You (w/focus):You treat Loffen's body like an amusement park.
Them (w/focus):Nixon treats Loffen's body like an amusement park.
Him/her:Nixon treats your body like an amusement park.
You (wo/focus):You treat your body like an amusement park.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon treats his body like an amusement park.
Created:20080316

Feeling:ARMFlaps
You (wo/focus):You arm your flaps.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon arms his flaps.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BARGAin
You (wo/focus):You drive a hard bargain.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon drives a hard bargain.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BLEACHed
You (wo/focus):You have your asshole bleached.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has his asshole bleached.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BLOCKcock
You (w/focus):You block Loffen's cock.
Them (w/focus):Nixon blocks Loffen's cock.
Him/her:Nixon blocks your cock.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BREAKS
You (wo/focus):You ride the breaks.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rides the breaks.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BRONer
You (wo/focus):You have a broner.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a broner.
Created:20080316

Feeling:BURNIng
You (wo/focus):You're burning up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's burning up.
Created:20080316

Feeling:CAT
You (wo/focus):You swing a dead cat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon swings a dead cat.
Created:20080316

Feeling:CHEAT
You (wo/focus):You need to cheat in order to compete.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon needs to cheat in order to compete.
Created:20080316

Feeling:CREAM
You (wo/focus):You have a very effective cream for that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a very effective cream for that.
Created:20080316

Feeling:CUT
You (wo/focus):You cut yourself a little.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cuts himself a little.
Created:20080316

Feeling:DAMNEd
You (wo/focus):You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's damned if he does, he's damned if he doesn't.
Created:20080316

Feeling:DONTMind
You (wo/focus):You don't mind if you do.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon doesn't mind if he does.
Created:20080316

Feeling:FOOL
You (wo/focus):You pity the fool.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pities the fool.
Created:20080316

Feeling:FUMES
You (wo/focus):You're running on fumes.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon're running on fumes.
Created:20080316

Feeling:HARDLines
You (wo/focus):You cut the hard lines.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cuts the hard lines.
Created:20080316

Feeling:HEARTOn
You (wo/focus):You have a heart-on.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a heart-on.
Created:20080316

Feeling:HELPMe
You (wo/focus):You blink "help me" in morse code.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blinks "help me" in morse code.
Created:20080316

Feeling:HOODtires
You (wo/focus):You lift the hood and kick the tires.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lifts the hood and kicks the tires.
Created:20080316

Feeling:INSIde
You (wo/focus):You're on the inside pissing out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's on the inside pissing out.
Created:20080316

Feeling:KEEPGuessing
You (wo/focus):You keep guessing.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon keeps guessing.
Created:20080316

Feeling:KILLAgain
You (wo/focus):You have to kill again.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has to kill again.
Created:20080316

Feeling:LAWYerup
You (wo/focus):You lawyer up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lawyers up.
Created:20080316

Feeling:LIZZOmking
You (wo/focus):You are the Lizzom King, you can't do anything.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Lizzom King, he can't do anything.
Created:20080316

Feeling:MAGLev
You (wo/focus):You've taken the maglev to crazy town.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's taken the maglev to crazy town.
Created:20080316

Feeling:NOTCH
You (wo/focus):You notch one up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon notches one up.
Created:20080316

Feeling:NOTYOU
You (w/focus):It's not Loffen, it's you.
Them (w/focus):It's not Loffen, it's Nixon.
Him/her:It's not you, it's Nixon.
Created:20080316

Feeling:OUTSIde
You (wo/focus):You're on the outside pissing in.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's on the outside pissing in.
Created:20080316

Feeling:PASTUre
You (wo/focus):You got put out to pasture.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon got put out to pasture.
Created:20080316

Feeling:PILE
You (wo/focus):You curl up the paper and throw it in the pile.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon curls up the paper and throws it in the pile.
Created:20080316

Feeling:RESOLVe
You (wo/focus):You resolve all tickets as WFM.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon resolves all tickets as WFM.
Default extension:WFM
Created:20080316

Feeling:ROOM
You (wo/focus):You get a room.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gets a room.
Created:20080316

Feeling:SEEME
You (wo/focus):Now they see you, now they don't.
Them (wo/focus):Now you see Nixon, now you don't.
Created:20080316

Feeling:SIXSIXsix
You (w/focus):You've got Loffen's six six six.
Them (w/focus):Nixon's got Loffen's six six six.
Him/her:Nixon's got your six six six.
Created:20080316

Feeling:SLEEPWhen
You (w/focus):You'll sleep when Loffen's dead.
Them (w/focus):Nixon'll sleep when Loffen's dead.
Him/her:Nixon'll sleep when you're dead.
You (wo/focus):You'll sleep when you're dead.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon'll sleep when he's dead.
Created:20080316

Feeling:STAGE
You (wo/focus):You collapse on stage.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon collapses on stage.
Created:20080316

Feeling:TITSup
You (wo/focus):You go tits up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes tits up.
Created:20080316

Feeling:TROUble
You (wo/focus):Look, you don't want any trouble.
Them (wo/focus):Look, Nixon doesn't want any trouble.
Created:20080316

Feeling:VOICEs
You (w/focus):You hear voices in Loffen's head.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hears voices in Loffen's head.
Him/her:Nixon hears voices in your head.
You (wo/focus):You hear voices in your head.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hears voices in his head.
Created:20080316

Feeling:WALL
Him/her:Nixon writes your name on the wall.
You (wo/focus):You write Loffen's name on the wall.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon writes Loffen's name on the wall.
Created:20080316

Feeling:PULLEdback
You (wo/focus):You thought you were out, but you got pulled back in!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon thought he was out, but he got pulled back in!
Created:20071212

Feeling:AIDandabet
You (w/focus):You aid and abet Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon aids and abets Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon aids and abets you.
Classes:positive
Created:20071012

Feeling:ASLEep
You (wo/focus):You're asleep at the wheel.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's asleep at the wheel.
Created:20071012

Feeling:ASSET
You (wo/focus):You activate the asset.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon activates the asset.
Created:20071012

Feeling:AXE
You (wo/focus):It's a trick. You get an axe.
Them (wo/focus):It's a trick. Nixon gets an axe.
Created:20071012

Feeling:BUMPs
You (wo/focus):You can hardly feel the bumps go by, bump, bump, bump...
Them (wo/focus):Nixon can hardly feel the bumps go by, bump, bump, bump...
Created:20071012

Feeling:BUSINEss
You (wo/focus):You're all business.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's all business.
Created:20071012

Feeling:CANit
You (wo/focus):You can it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cans it.
Created:20071012

Feeling:CAPSize
You (wo/focus):You capsize.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon capsizes.
Created:20071012

Feeling:CHECk
You (wo/focus):You check.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon checks.
Created:20071012

Feeling:COOKbooks
You (wo/focus):You cook the books.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cooks the books.
Created:20071012

Feeling:COPIlot
You (wo/focus):Jesus is your co-pilot.
Them (wo/focus):Jesus is Nixon's co-pilot.
Default grade:Jesus
Created:20071012

Feeling:CORPse
You (wo/focus):You leave a pretty corpse.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon leaves a pretty corpse.
Created:20071012

Feeling:CRAMP
You (w/focus):You cramp Loffen's style.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cramps Loffen style.
Him/her:Nixon cramps your style.
Created:20071012

Feeling:DEADPeople
You (wo/focus):You see dead people.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sees dead people.
Created:20071012

Feeling:DEADWater
You (wo/focus):You're dead in the water.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's dead in the water.
Created:20071012

Feeling:DIALOGue
You (wo/focus):You're not paying extra for dialogue.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's not paying extra for dialogue.
Created:20071012

Feeling:DITCHcar
You (wo/focus):You need to ditch this car.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon needs to ditch this car.
Created:20071012

Feeling:DONTAskdonttell
You (wo/focus):You don't ask. You don't tell.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon doesn't ask. Nixon doesn't tell.
Created:20071012

Feeling:DUCKS
You (wo/focus):You've got your ducks in a row.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's got his ducks in a row.
Created:20071012

Feeling:EATBrains
You (w/focus):You're going to eat Loffen's brain and gain his knowledge.
Them (w/focus):Nixon's going to eat Loffen's brain and gain his knowledge.
Him/her:Nixon's going to eat your brain and gain your knowledge.
Default extension:knowledge
Created:20071012

Feeling:FACTS
You (wo/focus):You plays fast and loose with the facts.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon plays fast and loose with the facts.
Created:20071012

Feeling:FLOPPY
You (wo/focus):You don't copy that floppy.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon doesn't copy that floppy.
Created:20071012

Feeling:FOLD
You (wo/focus):You fold.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon folds.
Created:20071012

Feeling:FRAME
You (wo/focus):You make a frame in the air.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes a frame in the air.
Created:20071012

Feeling:GETWith
You (wo/focus):You get with the program.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gets with the program.
Created:20071012

Feeling:HERArms
You (w/focus):You thought you were in Loffen's arms, but you were in his hands.
Them (w/focus):Nixon thought he was in Loffen's arms, but he was in his hands.
Him/her:Nixon thought he was in your arms, but he was in your hands.
You (wo/focus):You thought you were in her arms, but you were in her hands.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon thought he was in her arms, but he was in her hands.
Created:20071012

Feeling:HISArms
You (w/focus):You thought you were in Loffen's arms, but you were in his hands.
Them (w/focus):Nixon thought he was in Loffen's arms, but he was in his hands.
Him/her:Nixon thought he was in your arms, but he was in your hands.
You (wo/focus):You thought you were in his arms, but you were in his hands.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon thought he was in his arms, but he was in his hands.
Created:20071012

Feeling:HOLLywood
You (wo/focus):You take a Hollywood Shower.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon takes a Hollywood Shower.
Created:20071012

Feeling:HUGGing
You (wo/focus):You're hugging the corners.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's hugging the corners.
Created:20071012

Feeling:INITtowinit
You (wo/focus):You're in it to win it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's in it to win it.
Created:20071012

Feeling:JAM
You (wo/focus):You jam the gaydar.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jams the gaydar.
Created:20071012

Feeling:KISSEd
You (wo/focus):You like to get kissed before you get fucked.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon likes to get kissed before he gets fucked.
Created:20071012

Feeling:LETgo
You (wo/focus):You let yourself go.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lets himself go.
Created:20071012

Feeling:LIGHTNing
You (w/focus):You wanna see Loffen piss lightning and shit thunder.
Them (w/focus):Nixon wants to see Loffen piss lightning and shit thunder.
Him/her:Nixon wants to see you piss lightning and shit thunder.
Created:20071012

Feeling:LILfriend
You (wo/focus):Say hello to your lil' friend.
Them (wo/focus):Say hello to Nixon's lil' friend.
Created:20071012

Feeling:MAST
You (wo/focus):You tie yourself to the mast and ride out the storm.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon ties himself to the mast and rides out the storm.
Created:20071012

Feeling:MINImumwage
You (wo/focus):You raise the terrorist minimum wage.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon raises the terrorist minimum wage.
Created:20071012

Feeling:MURDer
You (wo/focus):You get away with murder.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gets away with murder.
Created:20071012

Feeling:NAME
You (wo/focus):You don't go by that name anymore.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon doesn't go by that name anymore.
Created:20071012

Feeling:NOVAtion
You (w/focus):You give Loffen a standing no-vation.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gives Loffen a standing no-vation.
Him/her:Nixon gives you a standing no-vation.
You (wo/focus):You give a standing no-vation.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gives a standing no-vation.
Created:20071012

Feeling:ONNotice
You (w/focus):You put Loffen on notice.
Them (w/focus):Nixon puts Loffen on notice.
Him/her:Nixon puts you on notice.
Created:20071012

Feeling:OOPS
You (wo/focus):You support the oops.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon supports the oops.
Created:20071012

Feeling:PAYlipservice
You (w/focus):You pay Loffen lip service.
Them (w/focus):Nixon pays Loffen lip service.
Him/her:Nixon pays you lip service.
Created:20071012

Feeling:PIPE
You (wo/focus):You're swinging some pipe.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's swinging some pipe.
Created:20071012

Feeling:POCKEts
You (wo/focus):You turn your pockets inside out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon turns his pockets inside out.
Created:20071012

Feeling:PODbaydoors
You (wo/focus):You open the pod bay doors.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon opens the pod bay doors.
Created:20071012

Feeling:RADIOBreak
You (wo/focus):You break radio silence.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon break radio silence.
Created:20071012

Feeling:RAMBle
You (wo/focus):You ramble.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rambles.
Created:20071012

Feeling:RAT
You (wo/focus):You smell a rat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon smells a rat.
Created:20071012

Feeling:REBOund
You (wo/focus):You catch it on the rebound.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon catches it on the rebound.
Created:20071012

Feeling:RIDEwith
You (wo/focus):You ride with Hitler.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rides with Hitler.
Default extension:Hitler
Created:20071012

Feeling:RIGHThand
You (wo/focus):You struggle to restrain your right hand.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon struggles to restrain his right hand.
Created:20071012

Feeling:SACK
You (wo/focus):You hit the sack.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hits the sack.
Created:20071012

Feeling:SADDAmhussein
You (wo/focus):You're the Saddam Hussein of Tone and Sustain.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's the Saddam Hussein of Tone and Sustain.
Created:20071012

Feeling:SCOOT
You (wo/focus):You scoot.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scoots.
Created:20071012

Feeling:SEPArate
You (wo/focus):You separate the dots.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon separates the dots.
Created:20071012

Feeling:SITUAtion
You (wo/focus):You have a situation.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a situation.
Created:20071012

Feeling:SYSTem
You (wo/focus):You work the system.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon works the system.
Created:20071012

Feeling:THREWup
You (wo/focus):You just threw up in your mouth.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon just threw up in his mouth.
Created:20071012

Feeling:TRYon
You (w/focus):You try Loffen on for size.
Them (w/focus):Nixon tries Loffen on for size.
Him/her:Nixon tries you on for size.
Created:20071012

Feeling:WALKED
You (wo/focus):You walked right into that one.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon walked right into that one.
Created:20071012

Feeling:WANTtobelieve
You (w/focus):You want to believe Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon wants to believe Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon wants to believe you.
You (wo/focus):You want to believe.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wants to believe.
Created:20071012

Feeling:WOODS
You (wo/focus):You're out of the woods.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's out of the woods.
Created:20071012

Feeling:ADVISement
You (wo/focus):You will take that under advisement.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon will take that under advisement.
Created:20061231

Feeling:BLAK
You (wo/focus):Is it coz you is blak?
Them (wo/focus):Is it coz Nixon is blak?
Created:20061231

Feeling:BORDer
You (wo/focus):You have your troops massed along the border, just waiting for the order.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has his troops massed along the border, just waiting for the order.
Created:20061231

Feeling:BUTTertruck
You (wo/focus):You got hit by the buttertruck.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon got hit by the buttertruck.
Created:20061231

Feeling:COMMENTout
You (w/focus):You comment Loffen out.
Them (w/focus):Nixon comments Loffen out.
Him/her:Nixon comments you out.
Created:20061231

Feeling:DAYJob
You (wo/focus):You quit your dayjob.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon quits his dayjob.
Created:20061231

Feeling:DEVIl
You (wo/focus):You speak of the devil.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon speaks of the devil.
Created:20061231

Feeling:EXCAvate
You (wo/focus):You excavate the hatchet.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon excavates the hatchet.
Created:20061231

Feeling:GOUGe
You (wo/focus):You gouge your eyes out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gouges his eyes out.
Created:20061231

Feeling:HARDOFf
You (wo/focus):You have a hard-off.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a hard-off.
Created:20061231

Feeling:HEARINg
You (w/focus):You're not hearing Loffen...
Them (w/focus):Nixon's not hearing Loffen...
Him/her:Nixon's not hearing you...
Created:20061231

Feeling:HEDGe
You (wo/focus):You hedge your bets.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hedges his bets.
Created:20061231

Feeling:KEPTgoing
You (wo/focus):What if you just kept going?
Them (wo/focus):What if Nixon just kept going?
Created:20061231

Feeling:LAW
You (wo/focus):In order to make the law, you had to break the law.
Them (wo/focus):In order to make the law, Nixon had to break the law.
Created:20061231

Feeling:MIRAnda
You (w/focus):You read Loffen his rights.
Them (w/focus):Nixon reads Loffen his rights.
Him/her:Nixon reads you your rights.
Created:20061231

Feeling:NOAPOlogies
You (wo/focus):You make no apologies.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes no apologies.
Created:20061231

Feeling:NOHAnded
You (w/focus):You notice that Loffen is an expert at no handed typing...
Them (w/focus):Nixon notices that Loffen is an expert at no handed typing...
Him/her:Nixon notices that you're and expert at no handed typing.
Classes:funny
Created:20061231

Feeling:PARTition
You (wo/focus):You sign the partition.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon signs the partition.
Created:20061231

Feeling:REEL
You (wo/focus):Your reel.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon reels.
Created:20061231

Feeling:REGAuss
You (wo/focus):Your press the regauss button.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon presses the regauss button.
Created:20061231

Feeling:SAMEdream
You (wo/focus):You had the same dream.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon had the same dream.
Created:20061231

Feeling:SAY
You (wo/focus):What did you say?
Them (wo/focus):What did Nixon say?
Created:20061231

Feeling:SEE
You (w/focus):You see what Loffen did there.
Them (w/focus):Nixon sees what Loffen did there.
Him/her:Nixon sees what you did there.
Created:20061231

Feeling:CHARTs
You (wo/focus):You're off the charts.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's off the charts.
Created:20061230

Feeling:CROSS
You (wo/focus):You cross your legs.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crosses his legs.
Created:20061230

Feeling:DRAMA
You (wo/focus):You save the drama for your momma.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon saves the drama for his momma.
Created:20061230

Feeling:EATPatches
You (wo/focus):If you had your way, you'd eat patches every day.
Them (wo/focus):If Nixon had his way, he'd eat patches every day.
Default grade:patches
Classes:funny
Created:20061230

Feeling:EDITout
You (w/focus):You edit Loffen out of history.
Them (w/focus):Nixon edits Loffen out of history.
Him/her:Nixon edits you out of history.
Classes:negative
Created:20061230

Feeling:FIVEbeerplan
You (wo/focus):You instigate a Five Beer Plan.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon instigates a Five Beer Plan.
Created:20061230

Feeling:FUEL
You (wo/focus):You fuel and tool.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fuels and tools.
Created:20061230

Feeling:HOLDNose
You (w/focus):You hold Loffen's nose.
Them (w/focus):Nixon holds Loffen's nose.
Him/her:Nixon holds your nose.
You (wo/focus):You hold your nose.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon holds his nose.
Created:20061230

Feeling:REACHexceed
You (wo/focus):Your reach exceeds your grasp.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's reach exceeds his grasp.
Created:20061230

Feeling:RUDeservice
You (wo/focus):You didn't order rude-service.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon didn't order rude-service.
Created:20061230

Feeling:SEALDeal
You (wo/focus):You seal the deal.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon seals the deal.
Created:20061230

Feeling:THUMBSDown
You (w/focus):You give Loffen a thumbs-down.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gives Loffen a thumbs-down.
Him/her:Nixon gives you a thumbs-down.
You (wo/focus):You give a thumbs-down.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gives a thumbs-down.
Classes:negative
Created:20061230

Feeling:WEAPONIze
You (wo/focus):Can you weaponize this?
Them (wo/focus):Can Nixon weaponize this?
Created:20061230

Feeling:AIM
You (wo/focus):You aim to please.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon aims to please.
Classes:positive
Created:20050513

Feeling:ALMOst
You (wo/focus):You're almost there.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's almost there.
Created:20050513

Feeling:APArt
You (wo/focus):You come apart.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon comes apart.
Classes:negative
Created:20050513

Feeling:AVERTeyes
You (wo/focus):You avert your eyes.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon averts his eyes.
Created:20050513

Feeling:BACOn
You (wo/focus):You bring home the bacon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brings home the bacon.
Created:20050513

Feeling:BEATthesystem
You (wo/focus):You beat the system.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon beats the system.
Classes:superior
Created:20050513

Feeling:BENEfit
You (w/focus):You give Loffen the benefit of the doubt.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gives Loffen the benefit of the doubt.
Him/her:Nixon gives you the benefit of the doubt.
Created:20050513

Feeling:BULLEt
You (wo/focus):You bite the bullet.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bites the bullet.
Created:20050513

Feeling:BUS
You (wo/focus):You've taken the bus to crazy town.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's taken the bus to crazy town.
Created:20050513

Feeling:BUSH
You (wo/focus):You beat around the bush.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon beats arond the bush.
Created:20050513

Feeling:CALIPh
You (wo/focus):You're the Caliph of Mischief.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's the Caliph of Mischief.
Created:20050513

Feeling:COCKFlavour
You (wo/focus):You're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop.
Created:20050513

Feeling:COMB
You (wo/focus):You lick your comb.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon licks his comb.
Created:20050513

Feeling:COMINg
You (wo/focus):You saw that one coming.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon saw that one coming.
Created:20050513

Feeling:CREEPyhug
You (w/focus):You creepy hug Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon creepy hugs Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon creepy hugs you.
Created:20050513
Story:The Daily Show's creepy hug wins out over Dr. Phil's tough love.

Feeling:CURVe
You (wo/focus):You stay ahead of the curve.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stays ahead of the curve.
Classes:superior
Created:20050513

Feeling:DANGer
You (wo/focus):You're no stranger to danger.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's no stranger to danger.
Created:20050513

Feeling:DEAL
You (wo/focus):You deal with it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon deals with it.
Created:20050513

Feeling:DOGS
You (wo/focus):You let sleeping dogs lie.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lets sleeping dogs lie.
Created:20050513

Feeling:DRUM
You (wo/focus):You make a drum of your own mother's skin to sound your own praises.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes a drum of his own mother's skin to sound his own praises.
Created:20050513
Story:Lloyd George, on Churchill.

Feeling:EARTh
You (wo/focus):Earth to you.
Them (wo/focus):Earth to Nixon.
Created:20050513

Feeling:EXHale
You (wo/focus):You have tried, but you didn't exhale.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has tried, but he didn't exhale.
Classes:funny
Created:20050513

Feeling:EYE
You (w/focus):You eye Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon eyes Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon eyes you.
Created:20050513

Feeling:FAILure
You (wo/focus):You reek of failure.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon reeks of failure.
Classes:inferior
Created:20050513

Feeling:FAN
You (wo/focus):You hit the fan.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hits the fan.
Created:20050513

Feeling:FIGGER
You (w/focus):You figger Loffen's thoughts.
Them (w/focus):Nixon figgers Loffen' thoughts.
Him/her:Nixon figgers your thoughts.
Created:20050513
Story:From Dead Prez' Let's Get Free album, Psychology track.

Feeling:GOHArder
You (wo/focus):You go harder.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes harder.
Created:20050513

Feeling:GOTHdar
You (w/focus):You pick Loffen up on your gothdar.
Them (w/focus):Nixon picks Loffen up on his gothdar.
Him/her:Nixon picks you on his gothdar.
You (wo/focus):There's a blip on your gothdar.
Them (wo/focus):There's a blip on Nixon's gothdar.
Created:20050513

Feeling:HANDIT
You (w/focus):You hand it to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hands it to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon hands it to you.
Classes:positive
Created:20050513

Feeling:HAVEme
You (wo/focus):You'll have you one of those.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon'll have him one of those.
Created:20050513

Feeling:HEARs
You (w/focus):You hear Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hears Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon hears you.
Created:20050513

Feeling:HIGHWay
You (wo/focus):It's your way or the highway.
Them (wo/focus):It's Nixon's way or the highway.
Created:20050513

Feeling:HOLE
You (wo/focus):You feed the hole.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon feeds the hole.
Created:20050513

Feeling:HORSES
You (wo/focus):You hold your horses.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon holds his horses.
Created:20050513

Feeling:HURT
You (w/focus):This is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt Loffen.
Them (w/focus):This is gonna hurt Nixon more than it's gonna hurt Loffen.
Him/her:This is gonna hurt Nixon more than it's gonna hurt you.
Created:20050513

Feeling:KOOLaid
You (wo/focus):You drink the Kool-Aid.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon drinks the Kool-Aid.
Created:20050513

Feeling:L
You (wo/focus):You make an L.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes an L.
Classes:superior, negative
Created:20050513

Feeling:LAPS
You (wo/focus):You do victory laps.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon does victory laps.
Classes:superior, positive
Created:20050513

Feeling:LEAD
You (wo/focus):You lead the witness.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon leads the witness.
Created:20050513

Feeling:LEARN
You (wo/focus):When will you learn?
Them (wo/focus):When will Nixon learn?
Created:20050513

Feeling:LIFESupport
You (wo/focus):You transfer power from life support to weapons.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon transfers power from life support to weapons.
Classes:aggressive
Created:20050513

Feeling:MAGASinet
You (wo/focus):Det er din tur å spinne magasinet.
Them (wo/focus):Det er Nixon sin tur å spinne magasinet.
Created:20050513
Story:Kaizer's Orchestra.

Feeling:MECHAnic
You (wo/focus):You're the Satanic Mechanic.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's the Satanic Mechanic.
Created:20050513

Feeling:MESSenger
You (wo/focus):You shoot the messenger.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon shoots the messenger.
Created:20050513

Feeling:NAILs
You (wo/focus):You bite nails.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bites nails.
Classes:inferior, audible
Created:20050513

Feeling:NAM
You (wo/focus):You took a bullet in 'Nam.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon took a bullet in 'Nam.
Created:20050513

Feeling:NOTHing
You (wo/focus):You've got nothing.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's got nothing.
Created:20050513

Feeling:NOTme
You (wo/focus):Not you.
Them (wo/focus):Not Nixon.
Created:20050513

Feeling:ONIT
You (wo/focus):You're on it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's on it.
Created:20050513

Feeling:OPENhand
You (wo/focus):You open one hand, you open the other.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon opens one hand, Nixon opens the other.
Created:20050513

Feeling:PEOPle
You (w/focus):You have your people call Loffen's people.
Them (w/focus):Nixon has his people call Loffen's people.
Him/her:Nixon has his people call your people.
Created:20050513

Feeling:RADIOmaintain
You (wo/focus):You maintain radio silence.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon maintains radio silence.
Created:20050513

Feeling:READweep
You (wo/focus):You read it and weep.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon reads it and weeps.
Classes:negative
Created:20050513

Feeling:REFRain
You (wo/focus):You refrain.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon refrains.
Created:20050513

Feeling:RIACH
You (wo/focus):You're a riach biatch.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's a riach biatch.
Created:20050513

Feeling:SAFEty
You (wo/focus):Your safety's off.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's safety's off.
Created:20050513

Feeling:SCALE
You (wo/focus):You're off the scale.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's off the scale.
Created:20050513

Feeling:SIXPackistan
You (wo/focus):You are the Khan of Sixpackistan.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Khan of Sixpackistan.
Created:20050513
Story:Simpsons.

Feeling:SOIL
You (wo/focus):You soil yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon soils himself.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20050513

Feeling:TALKTalk
You (wo/focus):You talk the talk.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon talks the talk.
Created:20050513

Feeling:TOGEther
You (wo/focus):You pull yourself together.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pills himself together.
Created:20050513

Feeling:VIZier
You (wo/focus):You're the Grand Vizier of Booze and Beer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's the Grand Vizier of Booze and Beer.
Created:20050513

Feeling:WALKWalk
You (wo/focus):You walk the walk.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon walks the walk.
Created:20050513

Feeling:WEDDingring
You (wo/focus):You hammer your wedding ring into a bullet.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hammers his wedding ring into a bullet.
Classes:negative
Created:20050513
Story:Tom Waits 2004 album.

Feeling:PP
You (w/focus):You attempt to subvert Loffen with peer pressure.
Them (w/focus):Nixon attempts to subvert Loffen with peer pressure.
Him/her:Nixon attempts to subvert you with peer pressure.
You (wo/focus):You give in to peer pressure.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gives in to peer pressure.
Updated:20050513

Feeling:AMOTher
You (wo/focus):You think of amother.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon thinks of amother.
Classes:funny
Created:20040531
Story:A freudian slip is when you say one think and think of amother.

Feeling:ARTICAL
You (wo/focus):You should of read the artical.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon should of read the artical.
Created:20040531
Story:Slashdot lingo.

Feeling:ASSHOLE
You (w/focus):You tear Loffen a new asshole.
Them (w/focus):Nixon tears Loffen a new asshole.
Him/her:Nixon tears you a new asshole.
Classes:tactile, aggressive, negative, superior
Created:20040531

Feeling:ASSISt
You (w/focus):You assist Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon assists Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon assists you.
Classes:positive
Created:20040531

Feeling:CALLbluff
You (w/focus):You call Loffen's bluff.
Them (w/focus):Nixon calls Loffen's bluff.
Him/her:Nixon calls your bluff.
Created:20040531

Feeling:CANCER
You (wo/focus):You come down with cancer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon comes down with cancer.
Created:20040531

Feeling:CANTell
You (wo/focus):You can tell.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon can tell.
Created:20040531

Feeling:CARE
You (wo/focus):You care.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cares.
Created:20040531

Feeling:CHASE
You (wo/focus):You cut to the chase.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cuts to the chase.
Created:20040531

Feeling:CRUCify
You (w/focus):You crucify Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon crucifies Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon crucifies you.
Classes:negative, aggressive
Created:20040531

Feeling:DISTAnce
You (wo/focus):You go the distance.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes the distance.
Created:20040531

Feeling:DRAGfeet
You (wo/focus):You drag your feet.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon drags his feet.
Created:20040531

Feeling:EXPEL
You (wo/focus):You expel intestinal gases through the anus.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon expels intestinal gases through the anus.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20040531

Feeling:GET
You (w/focus):You get Loffen every time.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gets Loffen every time.
Him/her:Nixon gets you every time.
Created:20040531

Feeling:GLOWinthedark
You (wo/focus):You glow in the dark.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon glows in the dark.
Created:20040531

Feeling:GOD
You (wo/focus):But you are no kind and loving god! You are one of the old gods! You demand sacrifice!
Them (wo/focus):But Nixon is no kind and loving god! He is one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
Created:20040531

Feeling:HANGUp
You (w/focus):You hang up on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hangs up on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon hangs up on you.
You (wo/focus):You hang up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hangs up.
Classes:negative, superior
Created:20040531

Feeling:HURRY
You (wo/focus):You hurry.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hurries.
Created:20040531

Feeling:KNEWIt
You (wo/focus):You knew it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon knew it.
Created:20040531

Feeling:LETGO
You (wo/focus):You let go.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lets go.
Created:20040531

Feeling:LITTLE
You (wo/focus):Little do you know...
Them (wo/focus):Little does Nixon know...
Created:20040531

Feeling:MEETings
You (wo/focus):You decide that the meetings shall continue until morale improves.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon decides that the meetings shall continue until morale improves.
Classes:funny
Created:20040531
Story:Johannes Groedem's variation over the *beatings feeling.

Feeling:MOPE
You (wo/focus):You mope.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon mopes.
Created:20040531

Feeling:NOWHere
You (wo/focus):You're going nowhere fast.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is going nowhere fast.
Created:20040531

Feeling:ONDrugs
You (wo/focus):This is your brain on drugs.
Them (wo/focus):This is Nixon's brain on drugs.
Default extension:drugs
Created:20040531

Feeling:PATCHes
You (wo/focus):You send patches.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sends patches.
Created:20040531

Feeling:PRIZE
You (wo/focus):You have your eyes on the prize.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has his eyes on the prize.
Created:20040531

Feeling:PUNCHES
You (wo/focus):You roll with the punches.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rolls with the punches.
Created:20040531

Feeling:RANKS
You (wo/focus):You close ranks.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon closes ranks.
Created:20040531

Feeling:REASSure
You (w/focus):You reassure Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon reassures Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon reassures you.
Classes:friendly, positive
Created:20040531

Feeling:SEND
You (wo/focus):You hit SEND.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hits SEND.
Created:20040531

Feeling:SERVED
You (wo/focus):You got served.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon got served.
Classes:inferior
Created:20040531

Feeling:SNIGGer
You (wo/focus):You snigger.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sniggers.
Created:20040531

Feeling:SOLDout
You (wo/focus):You sold out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sold out.
Classes:negative, inferior
Created:20040531

Feeling:STICKTo
You (wo/focus):You stick to your guns.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sticks to his guns.
Created:20040531

Feeling:SUCKIN
You (wo/focus):You suck in your stomach.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sucks in his stomach.
Created:20040531

Feeling:TICKEt
You (w/focus):You punch Loffen's ticket.
Them (w/focus):Nixon punches Loffen's ticket.
Him/her:Nixon punches your ticket.
Classes:negative
Created:20040531

Feeling:ALERt
You (wo/focus):You issue a general alert in response to general threats.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon issues a general alert in response to general threats.
Created:20040118

Feeling:ALL
You (wo/focus):You've seen it all.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's seen it all.
Classes:superior
Created:20040118

Feeling:BEHInd
You (w/focus):You are way behind Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is way behind Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is way behind you.
Classes:inferior
Created:20040118

Feeling:BILL
You (wo/focus):You pick up the bill.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon picks up the bill.
Created:20040118

Feeling:BURNwhite
You (wo/focus):You burn a white flag.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon burns a white flag.
Classes:aggressive, negative
Created:20040118

Feeling:BUSTed
You (wo/focus):You're busted.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's busted.
Created:20040118

Feeling:BUZZer
You (wo/focus):You hit the buzzer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hits the buzzer.
Created:20040118

Feeling:CABIN
You (wo/focus):You have just lost cabin pressure.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has just lost cabin pressure.
Created:20040118

Feeling:CLUE
You (w/focus):You hit Loffen with a clue-by-four.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hits Loffen with a clue-by-four.
Him/her:Nixon hits Loffen with a clue-by-four.
You (wo/focus):You tap into the clue-stream.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon taps into the clue-stream.
Created:20040118

Feeling:COLLAR
You (w/focus):You grab ahold of Loffen by the collar.
Them (w/focus):Nixon grabs ahold of Loffen by the collar.
Him/her:Nixon grabs ahold of you by the collar.
Classes:tactile
Created:20040118

Feeling:COLONies
You (wo/focus):A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies.
Them (wo/focus):A new life awaits Nixon in the off-world colonies.
Created:20040118

Feeling:COMA
You (wo/focus):You wake from a 140 episode coma.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wakes from a 140 episode coma.
Created:20040118

Feeling:CROTch
You (wo/focus):You grab your crotch, Michael Jackson style. Hoo!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon grabs his crotch, Michael Jackson style. Hoo!
Classes:funny, audible
Created:20040118

Feeling:DAGGer
You (wo/focus):A dagger glints in your hand.
Them (wo/focus):A dagger glints in Nixon's hand.
Created:20040118

Feeling:DISOWn
You (w/focus):You disown Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon disowns Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon disowns you.
Classes:negative
Created:20040118

Feeling:ENGLAND2
You (wo/focus):The things you do for England.
Them (wo/focus):The things Nixon does for England.
Classes:funny
Created:20040118

Feeling:ERECTEd
You (wo/focus):You stand erected.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stands erected.
Classes:funny
Created:20040118

Feeling:EXECUtioner
You (wo/focus):You're the judge, the jury and the executioner.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's the judge, the jury and the executioner.
Created:20040118

Feeling:FOCUs
You (wo/focus):You focus.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon focuses.
Created:20040118

Feeling:FROTH
You (wo/focus):You froth at the mouth.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon froths at the mouth.
Created:20040118

Feeling:FUMBle
You (wo/focus):You fumble.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fumbles.
Created:20040118

Feeling:GIVeup
You (w/focus):You give it up for Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gives it up for Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon gives it up for you.
You (wo/focus):You give up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gives up.
Created:20040118

Feeling:GLIDe
You (wo/focus):You put the glide back in your stride.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon puts the glide back in his stride.
Created:20040118

Feeling:HIGH
You (wo/focus):You get high on your own supply.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gets high on his own supply.
Created:20040118

Feeling:INDIA
You (wo/focus):You wonder if you shan't retire in India.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wonders if he shan't retire in India.
Classes:superior
Created:20040118

Feeling:LAWN
You (wo/focus):You fought the lawn.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fought the lawn.
Classes:funny
Created:20040118

Feeling:LIFEBack
You (wo/focus):You want your life back!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wants his life back!
Created:20040118

Feeling:LIGHTEr
You (wo/focus):You wave a lighter.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon waves a lighter.
Created:20040118

Feeling:MANTRAIN2
You (wo/focus):You struggle to mantrain!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon struggles to mantrain!
Created:20040118

Feeling:MIGHTsay
You (w/focus):Loffen might say that, you couldn't possibly comment.
Them (w/focus):Loffen might say that, Nixon couldn't possibly comment.
Him/her:You might say that, Nixon couldn't possibly comment.
Created:20040118
Story:From the House of Cards BBC series.

Feeling:MISUnderstand
You (w/focus):You misunderstand Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon misunderstands Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon misunderstands you.
You (wo/focus):You misunderstand.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon misunderstands.
Created:20040118

Feeling:MOMsays
You (wo/focus):But your mom says you're coolly!
Them (wo/focus):But Nixon's mom says he's coolly!
Default extension:coolly
Classes:inferior, funny
Created:20040118

Feeling:MOTIons
You (wo/focus):You go through the motions.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes through the motions.
Created:20040118

Feeling:MUSIc
You (wo/focus):You face the music.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon faces the music.
Created:20040118

Feeling:OLD
You (wo/focus):You got old.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon got old.
Created:20040118

Feeling:OMINous
You (wo/focus):You take lessons in ominous.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon takes lessons in ominous.
Created:20040118

Feeling:ONTO
You (w/focus):You're onto Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon's onto Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon's onto you.
Created:20040118

Feeling:ONTOP
You (wo/focus):You're on top of it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon 's on top of it.
Created:20040118

Feeling:OUTCold
You (wo/focus):You're out cold.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's out cold.
Created:20040118

Feeling:PAW
You (w/focus):You paw at Loffen's feet.
Them (w/focus):Nixon paws at Loffen's feet.
Him/her:Nixon paws at your feet.
Classes:inferior
Created:20040118

Feeling:PILS
You (wo/focus):Du tar pils.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tar pils.
Classes:funny
Created:20040118

Feeling:PLEAd
You (w/focus):You plead with Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon pleads with Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon pleads with you.
You (wo/focus):Nixon pleads.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pleads.
Classes:inferior
Created:20040118

Feeling:PROGRAMming
You (wo/focus):You now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon now returns to his regularly scheduled programming.
Classes:funny
Created:20040118

Feeling:RAIN
You (w/focus):You rain on Loffen's parade.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rains on Loffen's parade.
Him/her:Nixon rains on your parade.
Classes:negative
Created:20040118

Feeling:REACHOut
You (wo/focus):You reach out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon reaches out.
Classes:friendly
Created:20040118

Feeling:REPOst
You (wo/focus):You repost.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon reposts.
Created:20040118

Feeling:RESIst
You (w/focus):You resist Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon resists Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon resists you.
You (wo/focus):You resist.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon resists.
Created:20040118

Feeling:RIBBon
You (wo/focus):You cut the ceremonial ribbon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cuts the ceremonial ribbon.
Created:20040118

Feeling:ROBOts
You (wo/focus):You are the robots.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the robots.
Created:20040118

Feeling:RUBBERGlue
You (w/focus):You are rubber, Loffen is glue.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is rubber, Loffen is glue.
Him/her:Nixon is rubber, you are glue.
Classes:funny, negative
Created:20040118

Feeling:RYKKER
You (wo/focus):Du rykker stadig framover i køen.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rykker stadig framover i køen.
Created:20040118

Feeling:SCARCe
You (wo/focus):You make yourself scarce.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes himself scarce.
Classes:inferior
Created:20040118

Feeling:SEEMED
You (wo/focus):It seemed like a good idea when you were drunk.
Them (wo/focus):It seemed like a good idea when Nixon was drunk.
Created:20040118

Feeling:SHITEis
You (wo/focus):You suffer from don't-give-a-shite-is.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon suffers from don't-give-a-shite-is.
Classes:funny, negative
Created:20040118

Feeling:SHOUldknow
You (wo/focus):You should know.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon should know.
Created:20040118

Feeling:SLINK
You (wo/focus):You slink away.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon slinks away.
Classes:inferior
Created:20040118

Feeling:SPIKe
You (wo/focus):You spike the punch.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon spikes the punch.
Classes:malignant, funny
Created:20040118

Feeling:SPLIT
You (wo/focus):You splits the baby.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon splits the baby.
Created:20040118

Feeling:STICKAround
You (wo/focus):You stick around.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sticks around.
Created:20040118

Feeling:SUITup
You (wo/focus):You suit up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon suits up.
Created:20040118

Feeling:TELLIng
You (w/focus):You're telling Loffen...
Them (w/focus):Nixon's telling Loffen...
Him/her:Nixon's telling you...
Created:20040118

Feeling:THREAd
You (wo/focus):You're hanging on by a thread.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's hanging on by a thread.
Created:20040118

Feeling:THUNder
You (w/focus):You steal Loffen's thunder.
Them (w/focus):Nixon steals Loffen's thunder.
Him/her:Nixon steals your thunder.
You (wo/focus):You bring the thunder.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brings the thunder.
Created:20040118

Feeling:TRADES
You (wo/focus):You're jack of all trades, master of none.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's jack of all trades, master of none.
Created:20040118

Feeling:TROOps
You (wo/focus):You're for the war, but against the troops.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's for the war, but against the troops.
Created:20040118

Feeling:VOLUnteer
You (wo/focus):You volunteer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon volunteers.
Classes:positive, friendly
Created:20040118

Feeling:WORD
You (w/focus):You take Loffen's word for it.
Them (w/focus):Nixon takes Loffen's word for it.
Him/her:Nixon takes your word for it.
Classes:positive, friendly
Created:20040118

Feeling:WOULDknow
You (wo/focus):You would know.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon should know.
Created:20040118

Feeling:WOUNDs
You (wo/focus):You lick your wounds.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon licks his wounds.
Created:20040118

Feeling:YOUNg
You (wo/focus):You were young, and you needed the money.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon was young, and he needed the money.
Created:20040118

Feeling:BIPride
You (wo/focus):You are bi and proud.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is bi and proud.
Created:20030918

Feeling:GAYPride
You (wo/focus):You are gay and proud.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is gay and proud.
Created:20030918

Feeling:REENact
You (wo/focus):You join a Historical Klingon Battle Reenactment Society.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon joins a Historical Klingon Battle Reenactment Society.
Default extension:Klingon Battle
Classes:funny
Created:20030908

Feeling:MAKEFATfuck
You (w/focus):God _damn it_ Loffen is such a big fat fuck.
Them (w/focus):God _damn it_ Loffen is such a big fat fuck.
Him/her:God _damn it_ you are such a big fat fuck.
Karma:-5
Group:sysops
Classes:funny, negative, superior, malignant
Created:20030906

Feeling:BIRD
You (w/focus):You flip the bird to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon flips the bird to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon flips the bird to Loffen.
You (wo/focus):You flip the bird.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flips the bird.
Created:20030412

Feeling:BOOK
You (wo/focus):You wrote the book.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wrote the book.
Created:20030412

Feeling:CHALiceofmalice
You (wo/focus):You're the Chalice of Malice.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Chalice of Malice.
Created:20030412

Feeling:DC
You (wo/focus):You duck and cover.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon ducks and covers.
Created:20030412

Feeling:HABIt
You (wo/focus):You kick your habit.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon kicks his habit.
Created:20030412

Feeling:LAUNch
You (wo/focus):You launch fighters!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon launches fighters!
Created:20030412

Feeling:LIED
You (wo/focus):You lied with pride.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lied with pride.
Created:20030412

Feeling:MEMO
You (wo/focus):You didn't get that memo.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon didn't get that memo.
Created:20030412

Feeling:MINCewords
You (wo/focus):You mince words.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon minces words.
Created:20030412

Feeling:PASTpeak
You (wo/focus):You are past your peak.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is past his peak.
Created:20030412

Feeling:PEAK
You (wo/focus):You peak.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon peaks.
Created:20030412

Feeling:PH33R
You (w/focus):U ph33r Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon ph33rs Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon ph33rs U.
Classes:inferior
Created:20030412

Feeling:PLAN
You (wo/focus):You're the Man with the Plan.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Man with the Plan.
Created:20030412

Feeling:POPE
You (wo/focus):You're the Pope of Dope.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Pope of Dope.
Created:20030412

Feeling:PROCRAstinate
You (wo/focus):You procrastinate.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon procrastinates.
Created:20030412

Feeling:RESTRain
You (w/focus):You restrain Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon restrains Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon restrains you.
You (wo/focus):You restrain yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon restrains himself.
Created:20030412

Feeling:SCRAMble
You (wo/focus):You scramble.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scrambles.
Created:20030412

Feeling:SNIFFArmpit
You (w/focus):You sniff Loffen's armpits.
Them (w/focus):Nixon sniffs Loffen's armpits.
Him/her:Nixon sniffs your armpits.
You (wo/focus):You sniff your armpits.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sniffs his armpits.
Created:20030412

Feeling:SQUEak
You (wo/focus):You squeak.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon squeaks.
Classes:audible
Created:20030412

Feeling:TEHSux
You (wo/focus):You are teh sux.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is teh sux.
Created:20030412

Feeling:WOOD
You (wo/focus):You sport wood.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sports wood.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20030412

Feeling:SHIElds
You (wo/focus):You transfer power from weapons to shields.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon transfers power from weapons to shields.
Created:20030410

Feeling:LOOP
You (wo/focus):You were out of the loop.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon was out of the loop.
Created:20030409

Feeling:WEAPons
You (wo/focus):You transfer power from shields to weapons.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon transfers power from shields to weapons.
Created:20030409

Feeling:PEDAl
You (wo/focus):You put the pedal to the metal.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon puts the pedal to the metal.
Created:20030407

Feeling:DICK
You (wo/focus):You hold your dick. You're right here.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon holds his dick, he's right here.
Created:20030118

Feeling:CANCel
You (wo/focus):You cancel that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cancels that.
Created:20020925

Feeling:1984
You (w/focus):You are at war with Loffen. You have always been at war with Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is at war with Loffen. Nixon has always been at war with Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is at war with you. Nixon has always been at war with you.
Classes:negative
Created:20020921

Feeling:1999
You (wo/focus):You party like it's 1999.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon parties like it's 1999.
Created:20020921

Feeling:BEE
You (wo/focus):You sting like a bee.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stings like a bee.
Created:20020921

Feeling:BURSTbubble
You (w/focus):You burst Loffen's bubble.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bursts Loffen's bubble.
Him/her:Nixon bursts your bubble.
Created:20020921

Feeling:BUTTerfly
You (wo/focus):You dance like a butterfly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dances like a butterfly.
Created:20020921

Feeling:CITY
You (wo/focus):Later you awoke in agony and learned that while you were sleeping the city had burned.
Them (wo/focus):Later Nixon awoke in agony and learned that while he was sleeping the city had burned.
Created:20020921

Feeling:COLLapse
You (wo/focus):You collapse.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon collapses.
Created:20020921

Feeling:CONCur
You (wo/focus):You concur.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon concurs.
Classes:positive
Created:20020921

Feeling:DASHforcash
You (wo/focus):You make a dash for cash.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes a dash for cash.
Created:20020921

Feeling:DATEwithfate
You (wo/focus):You have a date with fate.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a date with fate.
Created:20020921

Feeling:DENimdeamon
You (wo/focus):You are the Denim Demon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Denim Demon.
Created:20020921

Feeling:DESErve
You (wo/focus):You deserve it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon deserves it.
Created:20020921

Feeling:DIFFER
You (wo/focus):You beg to differ.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon begs to differ.
Classes:negative
Created:20020921

Feeling:DOTs
You (wo/focus):You connect the dots.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon connects the dots.
Created:20020921

Feeling:DUCKOfdeath
You (wo/focus):You are the Duck of Death.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Duck of Death.
Classes:funny
Created:20020921

Feeling:DUKEofdeath
You (wo/focus):You are the Duke of Death.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Duke of Death.
Created:20020921

Feeling:FOUGht
You (wo/focus):You fought the law and the law won.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fought the law and the law won.
Created:20020921

Feeling:GATLing
You (wo/focus):Your gatling spins down.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's gatling spins down.
Created:20020921

Feeling:GAYDIp
You (wo/focus):You dip below the gaydar.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dips below the gaydar.
Classes:funny
Created:20020921

Feeling:GETIt2
You (wo/focus):You get it!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gets it!
Created:20020921

Feeling:GOAT
You (w/focus):You brush off Loffen's goat.
Them (w/focus):Nixon brushes off Loffen's goat.
Him/her:Nixon brushes off your goat.
You (wo/focus):You brush off your goat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brushes off his goat.
Created:20020921

Feeling:GOINg
You (wo/focus):You are going going gone.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is going going gone.
Created:20020921

Feeling:GOODBad
You (wo/focus):You are only good when you're bad.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is only good when he is bad.
Created:20020921

Feeling:GRIPe
You (wo/focus):You gripe.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gripes.
Classes:negative
Created:20020921

Feeling:HOSTage
You (wo/focus):You won't be held hostage by events on the ground.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon won't be held hostage by events on the ground.
Classes:superior
Created:20020921

Feeling:HOUSe
You (wo/focus):You in da house.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon in da house.
Created:20020921

Feeling:INSUlt
You (wo/focus):You add insult to injury.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon add insult to injury.
Classes:negative
Created:20020921

Feeling:KLÆr
You (wo/focus):Du gror klær.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gror klær.
Created:20020921

Feeling:LIPs
You (wo/focus):You lick your lips.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon licks his lips.
Created:20020921

Feeling:LIZardking
You (wo/focus):You are the Lizard King, you can do anything.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Lizard King, he can do anything.
Created:20020921

Feeling:LUBe
You (wo/focus):You lube up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lubes up.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20020921

Feeling:MAIl
You (w/focus):You mail Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon mails Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon mails Loffen.
You (wo/focus):You've got mail.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's got mail.
Created:20020921

Feeling:MANTrain
You (wo/focus):You board the mantrain. Toot! Toot!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon boards the mantrain. Toot! Toot!
Created:20020921

Feeling:MARRYmoney
You (wo/focus):You marry money.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon marries money.
Created:20020921

Feeling:NARRow
You (wo/focus):You narrow your eyes.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon narrows his eyes.
Created:20020921

Feeling:OBI
You (wo/focus):You sense a disturbance in the Force.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon senses a disturbance in the Force.
Created:20020921

Feeling:PASSout
You (wo/focus):You pass out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon passes out.
Created:20020921

Feeling:RENIce
You (w/focus):You renice Loffen to 20.
Them (w/focus):Nixon renices Loffen to 20.
Him/her:Nixon renices Loffen to 20.
You (wo/focus):You renice yourself to 20.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon renices himself to 20.
Default extension:20
Created:20020921

Feeling:SCISsors
You (wo/focus):You run with scissors.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon runs with scissors.
Created:20020921

Feeling:STFU
You (w/focus):You offer Loffen a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Them (w/focus):Nixon offers Loffen a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Him/her:Nixon offers you a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Classes:negative
Created:20020921

Feeling:TARGet
You (wo/focus):You stay on target.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stays on target.
Created:20020921

Feeling:TEARS
You (wo/focus):You are all tears.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is all tears.
Created:20020921

Feeling:TIC
You (wo/focus):Your tic acts up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's tic acts up.
Created:20020921

Feeling:TICKErtape
You (w/focus):You give Loffen a ticker tape welcome.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gives Loffen a ticker tape welcome.
Him/her:Nixon gives you a ticker tape welcome.
Classes:positive
Created:20020921

Feeling:WIND
You (wo/focus):You break wind.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon breaks wind.
Created:20020921

Feeling:WITHdraw
You (wo/focus):Your withdraw from two Palestinian towns.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon withdraws from two Palestinian towns.
Classes:superior
Created:20020921

Feeling:WORKhere
You (wo/focus):Your work here is done.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's work here is done.
Classes:superior
Created:20020921

Feeling:WORRy
You (w/focus):You worry about Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon worries about Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon worries about you.
You (wo/focus):You worry.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon worries.
Created:20020921

Feeling:ZEbra
You (wo/focus):You think zebras.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon thinks zebras.
Created:20020921

Feeling:ZLAtan
You (wo/focus):Du är Zlatan.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon är Zlatan.
Created:20020921

Feeling:HE
You (w/focus):He deg he Loffen.
Them (w/focus):He Nixon he Loffen.
Him/her:He Nixon he deg.
You (wo/focus):He deg.
Them (wo/focus):He Nixon.
Created:20020509

Feeling:RANT
You (wo/focus):You rant.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rants.
Classes:audible
Created:20020412

Feeling:SHOOTScore
You (wo/focus):You shoot, you score!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon shoots, Nixon scores!
Created:20020406

Feeling:0666
You (wo/focus):You scrawl 0666 on your forehead, marking you readable/writable for Satan.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scrawls 0666 on his forehead, marking him readable/writable for Satan.
Created:20020329

Feeling:AIR
You (wo/focus):You come up for air.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon comes up for air.
Created:20020329

Feeling:ALBums
You (w/focus):You liked Loffen's earlier albums.
Them (w/focus):Nixon liked Loffen's earlier albums.
Him/her:Nixon liked your earlier albums.
You (wo/focus):You liked their earlier albums.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon liked their earlier albums.
Classes:funny, negative
Created:20020329

Feeling:BARCelona
You (wo/focus):You are from Barcelona.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is from Barcelona.
Classes:funny
Created:20020329

Feeling:BATTLESHip
You (w/focus):You sink Loffen's battleship.
Them (w/focus):Nixon sinks Loffen's battleship.
Him/her:Nixon sinks your battleship.
Created:20020329

Feeling:DESPair
You (wo/focus):You despair.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon despairs.
Classes:negative
Created:20020329

Feeling:DISRegard
You (w/focus):You disregard Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon disregards Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon disregards you.
Classes:negative, superior
Created:20020329

Feeling:GNAShteeth
You (wo/focus):You gnash your teeth.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gnashes his teeth.
Classes:audible
Created:20020329

Feeling:HEARD
You (w/focus):Loffen heard you.
Them (w/focus):Loffen heard Nixon.
Him/her:You heard Nixon.
You (wo/focus):You heard that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon heard that.
Created:20020329

Feeling:INCApable
You (wo/focus):You are not lazy, just incapable.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is not lazy, just incapable.
Classes:funny, inferior
Created:20020329

Feeling:KNEWThat
You (wo/focus):You knew that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon knew that.
Created:20020329

Feeling:LETLoverule
You (wo/focus):You let love rule.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lets love rule.
Created:20020329

Feeling:MIND
You (wo/focus):You wouldn't mind.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wouldn't mind.
Created:20020329

Feeling:MOCCamauler
You (wo/focus):You are the Mocca Mauler.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Mocca Mauler.
Created:20020329

Feeling:PLEADInsanity
You (wo/focus):You plead insanity.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pleads insanity.
Created:20020329

Feeling:RADAr
You (wo/focus):You dip below the radar.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dips below the radar.
Created:20020329

Feeling:RATIonalize
You (wo/focus):You rationalize.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rationalizes.
Created:20020329

Feeling:RELAx
You (wo/focus):You relax.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon relaxes.
Created:20020329

Feeling:SCUDstud
You (wo/focus):You are the Scud Stud.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Scud Stud.
Created:20020329

Feeling:SIX
You (w/focus):You've got Loffen's six.
Them (w/focus):Nixon's got Loffen's six.
Him/her:Nixon's got your six.
Classes:positive, friendly
Created:20020329
Updated:20050513

Feeling:TECHnology
You (wo/focus):You haven't got the technology.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hasn't got the technology.
Classes:funny
Created:20020329

Feeling:TILt
You (wo/focus):You tilt.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tilts.
Created:20020329

Feeling:TIPhat
You (w/focus):You tip your hat to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon tips his hat to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon tips his hat to you.
You (wo/focus):You tip your hat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tips his hat.
Classes:positive
Created:20020329

Feeling:TOWEr
You (wo/focus):You make like a tower, crashing.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes like a tower, crashing.
Classes:funny
Created:20020329

Feeling:TWIRl
You (wo/focus):You twirl.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon twirls.
Created:20020329

Feeling:WASHmouth
You (wo/focus):You wash your mouth.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon washes his mouth.
Created:20020329

Feeling:WAVER
You (wo/focus):You waver.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wavers.
Created:20020329

Feeling:VOUch
You (w/focus):You can vouch for Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon can vouch for Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon can vouch for you.
Classes:positive
Created:20020212

Feeling:MINIster
You (wo/focus):You are the Minister of Sinister.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Minister of Sinister.
Created:20011026

Feeling:HARNess
You (wo/focus):If only you could harness the energy!
Them (wo/focus):If only Nixon could harness the energy!
Created:20010827

Feeling:SAMOan
You (w/focus):As Loffen's Samoan attorney, you advise him to drive at top speed.
Them (w/focus):As Loffen's Samoan attorney, Nixon advises him to drive at top speed.
Him/her:As your Samoan attorney, Nixon advises you to drive at top speed.
Default extension:drive at top speed
Created:20010802

Feeling:ADMit
You (wo/focus):You admit it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon admits it.
Created:20010801

Feeling:APPReciate
You (w/focus):You appreciate Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon appreciates Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon appreciates you.
You (wo/focus):You appreciate it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon appreciates it.
Classes:positive, friendly
Created:20010801

Feeling:BRAIns
You (w/focus):You check out the brains on Loffen!
Them (w/focus):Nixon checks out the brains on Loffen!
Him/her:Nixon checks out the brains on Loffen!
You (wo/focus):Check out the brains on Nixon!
Them (wo/focus):Check out the brains on Nixon!
Created:20010801

Feeling:BUCKEt
You (wo/focus):You put a metal bucket over your head and bang away at it with a spoon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon puts a metal bucket over his head and bangs away at it with a spoon.
Classes:audible
Created:20010801

Feeling:CANTsay
You (wo/focus):If you can't say something nice, you won't say anything at all.
Them (wo/focus):If Nixon can't say something nice, he won't say anything at all.
Created:20010801

Feeling:CHEWBacca
You (wo/focus):You use the Chewbacca defense.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon uses the Chewbacca defense.
Classes:funny
Created:20010801

Feeling:CLOWN
You (wo/focus):You are crying on the inside, like a clown.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is crying on the inside, like a clown.
Created:20010801

Feeling:CURTains
You (wo/focus):You draw the curtains.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon draws the curtains.
Created:20010801

Feeling:DEADInside
You (wo/focus):You are dead inside.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is dead inside.
Classes:negative
Created:20010801

Feeling:DECLine
You (wo/focus):You decline.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon declines.
Classes:negative
Created:20010801

Feeling:DIFFEREnt
You (wo/focus):Everybody's different except you.
Them (wo/focus):Everybody's different except Nixon.
Created:20010801

Feeling:FASHion
You (wo/focus):You are a dedicated follower of fashion.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is a dedicated follower of fashion.
Created:20010801

Feeling:GOODforit
You (wo/focus):You are good for it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is good for it.
Created:20010801

Feeling:HARDer
You (wo/focus):You work harder, not smarter.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon works harder, not smarter.
Created:20010801

Feeling:HOSE
You (w/focus):You hose down Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hoses down Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon hoses you down.
You (wo/focus):You get the hose.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gets the hose.
Created:20010801

Feeling:HOUNds
You (wo/focus):You release the hounds!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon releases the hounds!
Classes:negative, superior, aggressive
Created:20010801

Feeling:ONHold
You (w/focus):You put Loffen on hold.
Them (w/focus):Nixon puts Loffen on hold.
Him/her:Nixon puts you on hold.
You (wo/focus):You're on hold.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is on hold.
Created:20010801

Feeling:PORNsweep
You (wo/focus):You instigate an apartment wide pornsweep.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon instigates an apartment wide pornsweep.
Classes:vulgar, funny
Created:20010801

Feeling:PROFit
You (wo/focus):You turn a profit.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon turns a profit.
Classes:burgeois
Created:20010801

Feeling:ROGer
You (wo/focus):You roger that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rogers that.
Classes:positive
Created:20010801

Feeling:SQUint
You (wo/focus):You squint.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon squints.
Created:20010801

Feeling:THIGh
You (w/focus):You put your hand on Loffen's thigh.
Them (w/focus):Nixon puts his hand on Loffen's thigh.
Him/her:Nixon puts his hand on your thigh.
Classes:affectionate, vulgar, tactile
Created:20010801

Feeling:TRIBunal
You (wo/focus):You consider this tribunal false tribunal!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon considers this tribunal false tribunal!
Created:20010801

Feeling:WOBble
You (wo/focus):You wobble.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wobbles.
Created:20010801

Feeling:ALI
You (wo/focus):You are the greatest!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the greatest!
Created:20010422

Feeling:CRASHandburn
You (wo/focus):You crash and burn.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crashes and burns.
Classes:negative
Created:20010422

Feeling:FLOOr
You (w/focus):You wipe the floor with Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon wipes the floor with Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon wipes the floor with you.
Classes:negative, superior
Created:20010422

Feeling:GREEk
You (w/focus):You get in Loffen's ass like a greek railroad.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gets in Loffen's ass like a greek railroad.
Him/her:Nixon gets in your ass like a greek railroad.
Classes:tactile, superior
Created:20010422

Feeling:JACKOff
You (wo/focus):You jack off into the net.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jacks off into the net.
Default extension:into the net
Classes:vulgar
Created:20010422

Feeling:JUDgement
You (wo/focus):You pass judgement.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon passes judgement.
Created:20010422

Feeling:MM
You (wo/focus):You make your move.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes his move.
Created:20010422

Feeling:NEIther
You (wo/focus):You neither.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon neither.
Created:20010422

Feeling:PWN
You (w/focus):j00 pwn Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon pwnz Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon pwnz j00.
Classes:superior
Created:20010422

Feeling:SYN
You (wo/focus):You SYN.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon SYNs.
Created:20010422

Feeling:BABBling
You (wo/focus):You are babbling.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is babbling.
Created:20010421

Feeling:BEENtheredonethat
You (wo/focus):You have been there, done that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has been there, done that.
Created:20010421

Feeling:BENDover
You (wo/focus):You bend over.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bends over.
Classes:inferior, vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:BRIM
You (wo/focus):You brim with righteous indignation!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brims with righteous indignation!
Created:20010421

Feeling:CANTHelpit
You (wo/focus):You can't help it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon can't help it.
Created:20010421

Feeling:CHINpinch
You (w/focus):You pinch Loffen's chin.
Them (w/focus):Nixon pinches Loffen's chin.
Him/her:Nixon pinches your chin.
Created:20010421

Feeling:COMPly
You (wo/focus):You comply.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon complies.
Classes:inferior
Created:20010421

Feeling:DENIal
You (wo/focus):You are in denial.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is in denial.
Created:20010421

Feeling:DOUbt
You (w/focus):You doubt Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon doubts Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon doubts you.
You (wo/focus):You doubt it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon doubts it.
Classes:negative
Created:20010421

Feeling:DROPSoap
You (wo/focus):You drop the soap.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon drops the soap.
Created:20010421

Feeling:DUBBELknull
You (w/focus):Du dubbelknullar Loffen konstant.
Them (w/focus):Nixon dubbelknullar Loffen konstant.
Him/her:Nixon dubbelknullar dig konstant.
Classes:negative, vulgar, tactile
Created:20010421

Feeling:ENGland
You (wo/focus):You close your eyes and think of England.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon closes his eyes and thinks of England.
Classes:inferior
Created:20010421

Feeling:ERIGate
You (wo/focus):You erigate yourself, by sheer force of will.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon erigates himself, by sheer force of will.
Classes:funny, vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:FIRE
You (w/focus):You fire Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fires Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon fires you.
You (wo/focus):You fire and forget.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fires and forgets.
Classes:aggressive
Created:20010421

Feeling:FLATTER1
You (wo/focus):Flattery will get you nowhere!
Them (wo/focus):Flattery will get Nixon nowhere!
Classes:negative
Created:20010421

Feeling:FLATTER2
You (wo/focus):You flatter yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flatters himself.
Created:20010421

Feeling:GAYDar
You (w/focus):You pick Loffen up on your gaydar.
Them (w/focus):Nixon picks Loffen up on his gaydar.
Him/her:Nixon picks you on his gaydar.
You (wo/focus):There's a blip on your gaydar.
Them (wo/focus):There's a blip on Nixon's gaydar.
Created:20010421

Feeling:GAYWacs
You (wo/focus):You download tactical reports from your circling GAYWACS.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon downloads tactical reports from his circling GAYWACS.
Classes:funny
Created:20010421

Feeling:HOME
You (wo/focus):Screw those guys. You're going home.
Them (wo/focus):Screw you guys. Nixon is going home.
Created:20010421

Feeling:HORSe
You (wo/focus):You're a man, but you're built like a horse from the waist down.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is a man, but he is built like a horse from the waist down.
Created:20010421

Feeling:HYTte
You (wo/focus):Du hytter med neven!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hytter med neven!
Classes:negative, aggressive
Created:20010421

Feeling:INTercom
You (wo/focus):You lean on the intercom.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon leans on the intercom.
Classes:funny
Created:20010421

Feeling:KICKBaby
You (wo/focus):You kick the baby!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon kicks the baby!
Classes:funny
Created:20010421

Feeling:KNApung
You (wo/focus):Du knar pung.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon knar pung.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:LAP
You (w/focus):You sit on Loffen's lap.
Them (w/focus):Nixon sits on Loffen's lap.
Him/her:Nixon sits on your lap.
Classes:tactile, affectionate
Created:20010421

Feeling:LECture
You (wo/focus):You lecture.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lectures.
Created:20010421

Feeling:LIVEagain
You (wo/focus):You... live... again!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon... lives... again!
Created:20010421

Feeling:NCUrse
You (wo/focus):You ncurse.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon ncurses.
Classes:funny
Created:20010421

Feeling:NOTEs
You (wo/focus):You take notes.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon takes notes.
Created:20010421

Feeling:OBEy
You (w/focus):You obey Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon obeys Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon obeys you.
You (wo/focus):You obey.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon obeys.
Classes:inferior
Created:20010421

Feeling:PAIN
You (wo/focus):You have a pain. Here.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a pain. Here.
Created:20010421

Feeling:PICtureit
You (wo/focus):You picture it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pictures it.
Created:20010421

Feeling:PROmp
You (wo/focus):Du suger promp.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon suger promp.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:PROUd
You (wo/focus):You are proud to be an American!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is proud to be an American!
Created:20010421

Feeling:RALLY
You (wo/focus):You rally round the family with a pocket full of shells.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rallies round the family with a pocket full of shells.
Classes:aggressive
Created:20010421

Feeling:REVERse
You (w/focus):You try reverse psychology on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon tries reverse psychology on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon tries reverse psychology on Loffen.
You (wo/focus):You try reverse psychology.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tries reverse psychology.
Created:20010421

Feeling:RIMjob
You (w/focus):You give Loffen a rimjob.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gives Loffen a rimjob.
Him/her:Nixon gives you a rimjob.
Classes:tactile, vulgar, affectionate
Created:20010421

Feeling:SHAve
You (wo/focus):You are in bad need of a shave.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is in bad need of a shave.
Created:20010421

Feeling:SHOotup
You (wo/focus):You shoot up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon shoots up.
Created:20010421

Feeling:SMARTer
You (wo/focus):You work smarter, not harder.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon works smarter, not harder.
Created:20010421

Feeling:SO
You (wo/focus):You think so.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon thinks so.
Created:20010421

Feeling:SOOther
You (wo/focus):You set your soother for babbling brook.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sets his soother for babbling brook.
Classes:audible
Created:20010421

Feeling:SPREad
You (wo/focus):You spread your legs.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon spreads his legs.
Classes:inferior, vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:SQUareroot
You (wo/focus):You scrawl 25.807 on your forehead, marking you the square root of all evil.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scrawls 25.807 on his forehead, marking him the square root of all evil.
Classes:negative, funny
Created:20010421

Feeling:STRApon
You (wo/focus):You don a strapon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dons a strapon.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:SURRender
You (wo/focus):You surrender.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon surrenders.
Classes:inferior
Created:20010421

Feeling:SYNDrome
You (wo/focus):You are down like a syndrome.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is down like a syndrome.
Created:20010421

Feeling:TABcompletefail
You (wo/focus):You tabcompletefail. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tabcompletefails. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Created:20010421

Feeling:THIRd
You (wo/focus):You third that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon thirds that.
Classes:funny, positive
Created:20010421

Feeling:VISion
You (wo/focus):You don't need eyes to see, you need vision.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon doesn't need eyes to see, he needs vision.
Created:20010421

Feeling:WALK
You (wo/focus):You can't run, but you can walk much faster than this.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon can't run, but he can walk much faster than this.
Created:20010321

Feeling:WEIGht
You (wo/focus):You throw your weight around.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon throws his weight around.
Created:20010321

Feeling:NOFEar
You (wo/focus):Have no fear, you are here!
Them (wo/focus):Have no fear, Nixon is here!
Created:20000203

Feeling:APProximate
You (w/focus):You approximate Loffen, precision is futile.
Them (w/focus):Nixon approximates Loffen, precision is futile.
Him/her:Nixon approximates you, precision is futile.
Classes:funny
Created:19991207
Story:From Nixon's astrophysics lessons, which is to traditional physics as physics is to mathematics. 3/pi becomes 1, and the sun becomes flat and liquid.

Feeling:BEAutiful
You (wo/focus):You wanted to destroy something beautiful.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wanted to destroy something beautiful.
Classes:negative
Created:19991207

Feeling:BUTTons
You (w/focus):You press Loffen's buttons.
Them (w/focus):Nixon presses Loffen's buttons.
Him/her:Nixon presses your buttons.
Created:19991207

Feeling:CORNflake
You (wo/focus):You are not a unique and beautiful cornflake.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is not a unique and beautiful cornflake.
Created:19991207

Feeling:JACKs
You (wo/focus):You are Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Default extension:complete lack of surprise
Created:19991207

Feeling:MAINtain
You (wo/focus):You struggle to maintain!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon struggles to maintain!
Created:19991207

Feeling:SHAmpoo
You (w/focus):You take that shampoo bottle and shove it up Loffen's ass.
Them (w/focus):Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up Loffen's ass.
Him/her:Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up your ass.
You (wo/focus):You take that shampoo bottle and shove it up your ass.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up his ass.
Classes:funny, vulgar, tactile
Created:19991207

Feeling:SNOwflake
You (wo/focus):You are not a unique and beautiful snowflake.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is not a unique and beautiful snowflake.
Classes:negative
Created:19991207

Feeling:STOned
You (wo/focus):You are stoned.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is stoned.
Created:19991207

Feeling:WASted
You (wo/focus):You are so wasted.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is so wasted.
Created:19991207

Feeling:BALlistic
You (wo/focus):You go ballistic.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes ballistic.
Classes:positive
Created:19991123

Feeling:BLAMe
You (w/focus):You blame Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon blames Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon blames you.
You (wo/focus):You blame Canada.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blames Canada.
Classes:negative
Created:19991123

Feeling:BOOTclick
You (wo/focus):You click your boots.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon clicks his boots.
Created:19991123

Feeling:BREATHE
You (w/focus):You remind Loffen to breathe.
Them (w/focus):Nixon reminds Loffen to breathe.
Him/her:Nixon reminds you to breathe.
You (wo/focus):You do breathing exercises.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon does breathing exercises.
Created:19991123

Feeling:CALMdown
You (wo/focus):You calm down.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon calms down.
Created:19991123

Feeling:CHARge
You (w/focus):You charge Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon charges Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon charges you.
Classes:negative, aggressive
Created:19991123

Feeling:COMPOse
You (wo/focus):You compose yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon composes himself.
Created:19991123

Feeling:COURt
You (wo/focus):You will have your day in court!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon will have his day in court!
Created:19991123

Feeling:CROSSSign
You (wo/focus):You make the sign of the cross.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes the sign of the cross.
Created:19991123

Feeling:DOWn
You (wo/focus):You are down wit dat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is down wit dat.
Classes:positive
Created:19991123

Feeling:EDUcation
You (wo/focus):You don't need no education.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon don't need no education.
Created:19991123

Feeling:ELEctrocute
You (w/focus):You electrocute Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon electrocutes Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon electrocutes you.
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile
Created:19991123

Feeling:EMUlate
You (w/focus):You emulate Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon emulates Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon emulates you.
Classes:inferior
Created:19991123

Feeling:EREction
You (wo/focus):You have an erection.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has an erection.
Classes:vulgar
Created:19991123

Feeling:FALLEn
You (wo/focus):You have fallen and you can't get up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has fallen and he can't get up.
Classes:funny, inferior
Created:19991123

Feeling:FATFuck
You (wo/focus):God _damn it_ you are such a big fat fuck.
Them (wo/focus):God _damn it_ Nixon is such a big fat fuck.
Classes:funny, negative
Created:19991123

Feeling:FDL
You (wo/focus):You fall down laughing.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon falls down laughing.
Classes:audible, positive, friendly
Created:19991123

Feeling:FLARe
You (wo/focus):You flare your nostrils.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flares his nostrils.
Classes:negative
Created:19991123

Feeling:GEEk
You (wo/focus):I am geek, hear me squeak!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is geek, hear him squeak!
Classes:funny, audible
Created:19991123

Feeling:GONe
You (wo/focus):You are gone.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is gone.
Created:19991123

Feeling:GRAPe
You (w/focus):You peel Loffen a grape.
Them (w/focus):Nixon peels Loffen a grape.
Him/her:Nixon peels you a grape.
Classes:positive, friendly, inferior
Created:19991123

Feeling:GRIT
You (wo/focus):You grit your teeth.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon grits his teeth.
Classes:audible, negative
Created:19991123

Feeling:HARdon
You (wo/focus):You have a hardon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a hardon.
Classes:funny, vulgar
Created:19991123

Feeling:HEELclick
You (wo/focus):You click your heels.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon clicks his heels.
Created:19991123

Feeling:HUMOur
You (w/focus):You humour Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon humours Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon humours you.
Classes:negative
Created:19991123

Feeling:INConvenience
You (wo/focus):You apologize for the inconvenience.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon apologizes for the inconvenience.
Created:19991123

Feeling:INVite
You (w/focus):You invite Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon invites Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon invites you.
Classes:positive
Created:19991123

Feeling:LIFe
You (wo/focus):Life! Don't talk to me about life!
Them (wo/focus):Life! Don't talk to Nixon about life!
Classes:funny, negative
Created:19991123

Feeling:MENTAl
You (wo/focus):You make a mental note of it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes a mental note of it.
Default extension:it
Created:19991123

Feeling:OVERRide
You (w/focus):You override Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon overrides Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon overrides you.
You (wo/focus):You override the system.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon overrides the system.
Created:19991123

Feeling:PACKin
You (wo/focus):You be packin'.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon be packin'.
Classes:aggressive, funny
Created:19991123

Feeling:PURSUe
You (w/focus):You pursue Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon pursues Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon pursues you.
Classes:negative
Created:19991123

Feeling:REVEnge
You (wo/focus):You plot revenge.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon plots revenge.
Classes:negative, inferior
Created:19991123

Feeling:SECond
You (wo/focus):You second that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon seconds that.
Classes:positive
Created:19991123

Feeling:SURvive
You (wo/focus):As long as you know how to love, you know you will survive.
Them (wo/focus):As long as Nixon knows how to love, he knows he will survive.
Created:19991123

Feeling:TARzan
You (w/focus):You Tarzan, Loffen Jane.
Them (w/focus):Nixon Tarzan, Loffen Jane.
Him/her:Nixon Tarzan, you Jane.
Classes:funny, superior, inferior
Created:19991123

Feeling:TEAr
You (wo/focus):You wipe a tear.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wipes a tear.
Classes:negative
Created:19991123

Feeling:TEMPLe
You (wo/focus):You tap your temple.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon taps his temple.
Created:19991123

Feeling:TRAnsmit
You (wo/focus):You are on TRANSMIT.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is on TRANSMIT.
Created:19991123

Feeling:WIGgle
You (wo/focus):You wiggle your ass.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wiggles his ass.
Classes:vulgar, funny
Created:19991123

Feeling:LOW
You (wo/focus):You turn the lights down low.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon turns the lights down low.
Classes:affectionate, vulgar
Created:2001

Feeling:11
You (wo/focus):You go to 11.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes to 11.
Classes:funny
Story:In "This is Spinal Tap", one of the guitarists has an amplifier that unlike most other amplifiers in the trade, that only go to 10, goes to 11. The interviewer points out that it would be just the same as dividing the scale into 10, to which the guy only replies, "but this goes to 11."

Feeling:2001
You (wo/focus):My god, you are full of stars.
Them (wo/focus):My god, Nixon is full of stars.
Classes:funny
Story:Dave's comment as he flies into the black monolith orbiting Jupiter in "2001: A space odyssey".

Feeling:2infinity
You (wo/focus):You spread your arms, to infinity and beyond.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon spreads his arms, to infinity and beyond.
Classes:funny
Story:Buzz Lightyear, in the Pixar/Disney animated film Toy Story.

Feeling:333
You (wo/focus):You scrawl 333 on your forehead, marking you the Semi-Christ.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scrawls 333 on his forehead, marking him the Semi-Christ.

Feeling:666
You (wo/focus):You scrawl a small 666 on your forehead.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scrawls a small 666 on his forehead.

Feeling:667
You (wo/focus):You scrawl a small 667 on your forehead, marking you the neighbour of the beast.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scrawls a small 667 on his forehead, marking him the neighbour of the beast.

Feeling:711
You (wo/focus):You go to 7-11.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes to 7-11.
Classes:funny

Feeling:911
You (wo/focus):You call 911.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon calls 911.

Feeling:AA
You (w/focus):You don't understand Loffen at all.
Them (w/focus):Nixon doesn't understand Loffen at all.
Him/her:Nixon doesn't understand you at all.
You (wo/focus):You don't understand at all.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon doesn't understand at all.

Feeling:ABDuct
You (w/focus):You shamelessly abduct Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon shamelessly abducts Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon shamelessly abducts you.
Default grade:shamelessly
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, funny, tactile, negative

Feeling:ACCuse
You (w/focus):You accuse Loffen of rightist deviationism.
Them (w/focus):Nixon accuses Loffen of rightist deviationism.
Him/her:Nixon accuses you of rightist deviationism.
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, negative

Feeling:ACK
You (wo/focus):You ack.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon acks.
Classes:audible

Feeling:ACKNExistence
You (w/focus):You acknowledge Loffen's existence.
Them (w/focus):Nixon acknowledges Loffen's existence.
Him/her:Nixon acknowledges your existence.
Classes:superior

Feeling:ACKNowledge
You (w/focus):You acknowledge Loffen's presence.
Them (w/focus):Nixon acknowledges Loffen's presence.
Him/her:Nixon acknowledges your presence.
Classes:superior

Feeling:ACMe
You (wo/focus):You pull out your Acme Secret Weapon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pulls out his Acme Secret Weapon.
Classes:funny

Feeling:ADDbook
You (w/focus):You add Loffen to your little black book.
Them (w/focus):Nixon adds Loffen to his little black book.
Him/her:Nixon adds you to his little black book.
Group:burgeois
Classes:burgeois

Feeling:ADIeu
You (wo/focus):You weep, and wipe a tear with your handkerchief. Adieu!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon weeps, and wipes a tear with his handkerchief. Adieu!

Feeling:ADMire
You (w/focus):You admire Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon admires Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon admires you.
Classes:affectionate, inferior, positive, friendly

Feeling:ADOre
You (w/focus):You adore Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon adores Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon adores you.
Classes:friendly, positive

Feeling:AGRee
You (w/focus):You agree with Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon agrees with Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon agrees with you.
You (wo/focus):You agree.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon agrees.
Classes:inferior, friendly, positive

Feeling:AHEAd
You (w/focus):You are way ahead of Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is way ahead of Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is way ahead of you.

Feeling:AHEm
You (wo/focus):You go ahem.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes ahem.
Classes:superior, negative

Feeling:AHOy
You (w/focus):You ahoy Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon ahoys Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon ahoys you.
You (wo/focus):You ahoy.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon ahoys.
Karma:1
Classes:friendly, positive, audible

Feeling:ALArm
You (wo/focus):You sound the alarm. Auha! Auha!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sounds the alarm. Auha! Auha!
Classes:audible, negative
Story:Hartvig had a thing about submarines, and particulary enjoyed the phrase "Auha! Emergency surface!". On a misty morning at The Gathering 94 (or something), Hans Petter and Daniel found various "auha" directories strewn about our hard disks. There is disagreement whether this was actually "ahuha" or "auha". The "alarm" concept is also related to Bored of the Rings, where the quote is something like this: '[This or that spoof on LoTR] should certainly be enough to sound the alarm (or "alarum", as a certain professor would prefer)...'

Feeling:AMErican
You (wo/focus):Protector of the AMERICAN way!
Them (wo/focus):Protector of the AMERICAN way!
Group:sysops
Classes:funny, superior

Feeling:ANNoying
You (w/focus):You annoy Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon annoys Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon annoys you.
You (wo/focus):You're annoying.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is annoying.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:ANSWering
You (wo/focus):You are not in. This is your answering machine.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is not in. This is his answering machine.
Classes:white

Feeling:ANTiacme
You (wo/focus):You pull out your Acme Secret Anti Secret Weapon Weapon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pulls out his Acme Secret Anti Secret Weapon Weapon.
Classes:funny

Feeling:APOlogize
You (w/focus):You apologize to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon apologizes to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon apologizes to you.
You (wo/focus):You apologize.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon apologizes.
Karma:3
Classes:friendly, positive, inferior

Feeling:APPlaude
You (w/focus):You applaud Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon applauds Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon applauds you.
You (wo/focus):You give a round of applause.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gives a round of applause.
Classes:friendly, positive, audible

Feeling:APPLAUSESign
You (wo/focus):You flash the APPLAUSE sign.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flashes the APPLAUSE sign.
Classes:funny

Feeling:APProve
You (w/focus):You approve of Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon approves of Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon approves of you.
You (wo/focus):You approve.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon approves.
Classes:positive

Feeling:ARM
You (wo/focus):You arm yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon arms himself.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:ARMPit
You (wo/focus):You make flatulent noises with your armpit.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes flatulent noises with his armpit.
Classes:audible, funny, vulgar

Feeling:ASS
You (w/focus):You fuck Loffen in the ass.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fucks Loffen in the ass.
Him/her:Nixon fucks you in the ass.
You (wo/focus):Your ass becomes a perfect *.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's ass becomes a perfect *.
Classes:negative, vulgar, aggressive

Feeling:ASSUre
You (w/focus):You assure Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon assures Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon assures you.
Classes:positive, superior

Feeling:ASWell
You (wo/focus):You, as well.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon, as well.

Feeling:ATTention
You (wo/focus):You snap to attention.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon snaps to attention.
Classes:positive, inferior

Feeling:AVOid
You (w/focus):You avoid Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon avoids Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon avoids you.
Classes:negative

Feeling:AVStand
You (w/focus):Du tar avstand fra Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon tar avstand fra Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon tar avstand fra deg.
You (wo/focus):Du tar avstand.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tar avstand.

Feeling:AWAre
You (w/focus):You are aware of Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is aware of Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is aware of you.
Classes:superior

Feeling:AYAtollah
You (wo/focus):You are the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah.
Classes:funny

Feeling:BABble
You (wo/focus):You babble like an idiot.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon babbles like an idiot.
Default extension:like an idiot

Feeling:BACK
You (wo/focus):You're back.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is back.

Feeling:BAD
You (wo/focus):You are in a bad way.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is in a bad way.
Classes:negative

Feeling:BAKe
You (wo/focus):You set your blaster for BAKE.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sets his blaster for BAKE.
Story:Part of the Well Done, Medium Rare, Bake, and Blaster set of feelings, borrowed from a Calvin and Hobbes Spaceman Spiff episode.

Feeling:BANish
You (w/focus):You banish Loffen to another dimension.
Them (w/focus):Nixon banishes Loffen to another dimension.
Him/her:Nixon banishes you to another dimension.
Default extension:to another dimension
Karma:-6
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior, malignant

Feeling:BARF
You (w/focus):You barf all over Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon barfs all over Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon barfs all over you.
You (wo/focus):You barf all over the place.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon barfs all over the place.
Classes:vulgar, tactile, aggressive, negative

Feeling:BARG
You (wo/focus):You barg.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bargs.

Feeling:BARRel
You (wo/focus):You blow the smoke from the barrel.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blows the smoke from the barrel.
Classes:superior

Feeling:BARricades
You (wo/focus):You throw up barricades in the streets!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon throws up barricades in the streets!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive

Feeling:BATTlestation
You (wo/focus):You demonstrate to the users the power of this *fully operational battle station*.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon demonstrates to you the power of this *fully operational battle station*.

Feeling:BAwl
You (wo/focus):You bawl your eyes out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bawls his eyes out.
Classes:negative, audible

Feeling:BBIAW
You (wo/focus):You will be back in a while.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon will be back in a while.

Feeling:BBL
You (wo/focus):You'll be back later.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon'll be back later.

Feeling:BBLADE
You (w/focus):You swing and slam the narrow end of your briefcase into Loffen's back, depressing button #7. That's gotta hurt.
Them (w/focus):Nixon swings and slams the narrow end of his briefcase into Loffen's back. It doesn't look all that painful, but his eyes widen with shock, and he curls up, grimacing. You notice a flash of metal as the briefcase retracts something.
Him/her:Something pointy and something blunt hits you square in the back, penetrating deeply before it is withdrawn. The pain and shock leaves you stunned. You curl up on the ground.
Group:hans_petter.jansson
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile

Feeling:BEAm
You (w/focus):You beam Loffen up.
Them (w/focus):Nixon beams Loffen up.
Him/her:Nixon beams you up.
You (wo/focus):You beam.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon beams.
Classes:positive
Story:In the series "Star Trek", the crew always says "Beam me up, Scotty" to their little radio wristwatches when they're ready to go.

Feeling:BEATIngs
You (wo/focus):You decide that the beatings shall continue until morale improves.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon decides that the beatings shall continue until morale improves.
Group:sysops

Feeling:BEer
You (wo/focus):You down a delicious cold Guinness that looks so good it makes everyone envious, you give a great big cheer and a grin.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon downs a delicious cold Guinness that looks so good that it makes you envious, he gives a great big cheer and a grin.
Group:truls_e.naess
Classes:vulgar, audible
Story:Special feeling added to Mastyr as a reward for him becoming sigop of the Norwegian music conference (a job he has executed better than any sigop), and to keep him from repeating his *guzzle and *canhead feelings to often. Sadly, he has seems to have forgotten about this one.

Feeling:BEG
You (w/focus):You beg Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon begs Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon begs you.
You (wo/focus):You beg.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon begs.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, audible, inferior

Feeling:BEHead
You (w/focus):You have Loffen beheaded.
Them (w/focus):Nixon has Loffen beheaded.
Him/her:Nixon has you beheaded.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:BELch
You (wo/focus):You belch loudly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon belches loudly.
Default extension:loudly
Classes:vulgar, negative, audible

Feeling:BELieve
You (w/focus):You believe Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon believes Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon believes you.

Feeling:BELly
You (w/focus):You rub Loffen's belly.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rubs Loffen's belly.
Him/her:Nixon rubs your belly.
You (wo/focus):You rub your belly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rubs his belly.
Classes:affectionate, tactile

Feeling:BGUN
You (wo/focus):You massacre everyone with a spray of bullets emanating from your black briefcase.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon, frowning slightly, massacres everyone with a spray of bullets emanating from his black briefcase.
Group:hans_petter.jansson
Classes:negative, aggressive
Story:One of a series of specials added by and for Hans Petter. Unlike the other special sysop feelings in that instead of just being bigger and more bloody than the regular set of violent feelings, they are cynical, slick and cool.

Feeling:BIGBrick
You (w/focus):With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, you split Loffen's skull in half.
Them (w/focus):With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, Nixon splits Loffen's skull in half.
Him/her:With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, Nixon splits your skull in half.
You (wo/focus):You pick up an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon picks up an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick.
Classes:aggressive, tactile
Story:From Nick Cave's Murder Ballad album, the song is called O'Malley's Bar, and is 15 minute long, not too well performed, account on how a burnt out regular executes all the denziens of the local pub, and finally gets caught by the police. The song ends with him counting his fingers in the police car.

Feeling:BITChslap
You (w/focus):You bitchslap Loffen and call him Susan.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bitchslaps Loffen and calls him Susan.
Him/her:Nixon bitchslaps you and calls you Susan.
Karma:-2
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior, tactile

Feeling:BITe
You (w/focus):You bite Loffen like a dog.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bites Loffen like a dog.
Him/her:Nixon bites you like a dog.
Default extension:like a dog
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative

Feeling:BLACkholes
You (wo/focus):You have a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a look in his eyes, like black holes in the sky.

Feeling:BLAH
You (wo/focus):You blah.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blahs.

Feeling:BLASt
You (w/focus):You fire away at Loffen with your trusty blaster.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fires away at Loffen with his trusty blaster.
Him/her:Nixon fires away at you with his trusty blaster.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, funny, negative, superior

Feeling:BLEnd
You (w/focus):You stuff Loffen in the blender, and hit `Frappé'.
Them (w/focus):Nixon stuffs Loffen in the blender, and hits `Frappé'.
Him/her:Nixon stuffs you in the blender, and hits `Frappé'.
Classes:negative, aggressive, superior

Feeling:BLINDfold
You (w/focus):You blindfold Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon blindfolds Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon blindfolds you.
Classes:tactile

Feeling:BLInk
You (w/focus):You blink at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon blinks at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon blinks at you.
You (wo/focus):You blink.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blinks.

Feeling:BLUEpill
You (wo/focus):You should have taken the blue pill.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon should have taken the blue pill.
Classes:funny
Story:A reference to the film "The Matrix". Taking the blue pill makes you wake up in your own bed (in the "fake" world), thinking that nothing is wrong.

Feeling:BLUnt
You (w/focus):You strike Loffen with a blunt object.
Them (w/focus):Nixon strikes Loffen with a blunt object.
Him/her:Nixon strikes you with a blunt object.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative

Feeling:BLUsh
You (wo/focus):You blush.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blushes.
Classes:positive

Feeling:BOASt
You (wo/focus):You boast.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon boasts.
Classes:negative

Feeling:BOGgle
You (wo/focus):You boggle at the concept.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon boggles at the concept.

Feeling:BONes
You (w/focus):You gnaw on Loffen's bones.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gnaws on Loffen's bones.
Him/her:Nixon gnaws on your bones.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:BOnk
You (w/focus):You bonk Loffen on the head.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bonks Loffen on the head.
Him/her:Nixon bonks you on the head.
You (wo/focus):You bonk yourself on the head.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bonks himself on the head.
Classes:funny, tactile, superior, aggressive

Feeling:BOOGie
You (wo/focus):Du er klar, er klar, er klar, for boogie!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon er klar, er klar, er klar, for boogie!
Classes:positive

Feeling:BOREd
You (w/focus):Loffen bores you.
Them (w/focus):Loffen bores Nixon.
Him/her:You bore Nixon.
You (wo/focus):You are bored.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is bored.

Feeling:BORG
You (w/focus):You assimilate Loffen, resistance is futile.
Them (w/focus):Nixon assimilates Loffen, resistance is futile.
Him/her:Nixon assimilates you, resistance is futile.
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:BORK
You (w/focus):You put ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork.
Them (w/focus):Nixon puts ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork.
Him/her:Nixon puts you in de oven bork bork bork.
Classes:negative, aggressive, funny
Story:From the Muppet Show, and the Sweedish cook.

Feeling:BOUnce
You (w/focus):You bounce all over Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bounces all over Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon bounces all over you.
You (wo/focus):You bounce all over the place.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bounces all over the place.
Classes:funny, friendly, positive

Feeling:BOW
You (w/focus):You bow before Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bows before Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon bows before you.
You (wo/focus):You bow before your audience.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bows.
Classes:friendly, positive, inferior

Feeling:BRAce
You (wo/focus):You brace yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon braces himself.

Feeling:BRAG
You (wo/focus):You brag.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brags.
Classes:negative

Feeling:BRAInstorm
You (wo/focus):You brainstorm.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brainstorms.

Feeling:BRB
You (wo/focus):You'll be right back.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon'll be right back.

Feeling:BREak
You (w/focus):You break Loffen's elbows.
Them (w/focus):Nixon breaks Loffen's elbows.
Him/her:Nixon breaks your elbows.
You (wo/focus):You break ranks.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon breaks ranks.

Feeling:BREath
You (wo/focus):You hold your breath.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon holds his breath.

Feeling:BRIbe
You (w/focus):You attempt to bribe Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon attempts to bribe Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon attempts to bribe you.
Classes:negative

Feeling:BRINgdown
You (wo/focus):You bring down the bourgeois class with armed revolution!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brings down the bourgeois class with armed revolution!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, positive

Feeling:BRT
You (wo/focus):You'll be right there.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon'll be right there.

Feeling:BRUSh
You (w/focus):You brush off Loffen's coat.
Them (w/focus):Nixon brushes off Loffen's coat.
Him/her:Nixon brushes off your coat.
You (wo/focus):You brush off your coat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brushes off his coat.

Feeling:BUG
You (w/focus):You quickly plant a bug in Loffen's telephone.
Them (w/focus):Nixon quickly plants a bug in Loffen's telephone.
Him/her:Nixon quickly plants a bug in your telephone.
Default grade:quickly
Group:burgeois
Classes:burgeois

Feeling:BULLshit
You (w/focus):You bullshit Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bullshits Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon bullshits you.
You (wo/focus):You cough "bullshit" under your breath.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon coughs "bullshit" under his breath.
Classes:negative, malignant, superior

Feeling:BULLY
You (w/focus):You bully Loffen, who starts to cry.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bullies Loffen, who starts to cry.
Him/her:Nixon bullies you, and you start to cry.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, negative, malignant

Feeling:BURNBottom
You (w/focus):You burn Loffen's bottom up.
Them (w/focus):Nixon burns Loffen's bottom up.
Him/her:Nixon burns your bottom up.
Karma:-2
Classes:vulgar, aggressive, funny, tactile, negative, superior

Feeling:BURNClothes
You (wo/focus):You burn your clothes in disgust.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon burns his clothes in disgust.
Default extension:in disgust
Classes:negative

Feeling:BURP
You (w/focus):You burp Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon burps Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon burps you.
You (wo/focus):You burp.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon burps.
Classes:vulgar, audible, negative

Feeling:BUT
You (wo/focus):You know, but...
Them (wo/focus):Nixon knows, but...

Feeling:CACkle
You (wo/focus):You throw your head back and cackle.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon throws his head back and cackles.
Classes:negative, audible, malignant, superior

Feeling:CALEndar
You (wo/focus):You check with your calendar, and cancel your appointment with Cameron Diaz.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon checks with his calendar, and cancels his appointment with Cameron Diaz.
Default extension:Cameron Diaz
Classes:funny, superior

Feeling:CANE
You (w/focus):You wield the cane on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon wields the cane on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon wields the cane on you.
You (wo/focus):You fetch your cane.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fetches his cane.
Karma:-2
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile, superior

Feeling:CANHead
You (wo/focus):You crush a beer can on your forehead.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crushes a beer can on his forehead.
Classes:vulgar, funny
Story:Probably picked up from the LimaMUD system, which probably got it from Beavis and Butthead.

Feeling:CAPITAlism
You (wo/focus):You praise the wonders of capitalism.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon praises the wonders of capitalism.
Group:burgeois
Classes:burgeois

Feeling:CAPItulate
You (w/focus):You capitulate to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon capitulates to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon capitulates to Loffen.
You (wo/focus):You capitulate.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon capitulates.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:CAR
You (wo/focus):You go to move your car.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes to move his car.

Feeling:CARD
You (w/focus):You card Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cards Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cards you.
You (wo/focus):You are being carded.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is being carded.
Classes:negative

Feeling:CARELess
You (wo/focus):You couldn't care less.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon couldn't care less.
Classes:superior, negative

Feeling:CARPet
You (w/focus):You whistle innocently as you sweep Loffen under the carpet.
Them (w/focus):Nixon whistles innocently as he sweeps Loffen under the carpet.
Him/her:Nixon whistles innocently as he sweeps you under the carpet.
Classes:superior, funny

Feeling:CASH
You (w/focus):You cash in on Loffen's victory.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cashes in on Loffen's victory.
Him/her:Nixon cashes in on your victory.

Feeling:CAVein
You (wo/focus):You cave in.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon caves in.

Feeling:CELEbrate
You (wo/focus):You celebrate!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon celebrates!
Classes:positive

Feeling:CELLar
You (wo/focus):That thing in the cellar is not your mother!
Them (wo/focus):That thing in the cellar is not Nixon's mother!
Classes:funny

Feeling:CHANt
You (wo/focus):You chant.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon chants.
Classes:audible

Feeling:CHEEr
You (w/focus):You cheer at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cheers at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cheers at you.
You (wo/focus):You cheer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cheers.
Classes:friendly, positive, audible

Feeling:CHESt
You (wo/focus):You beat your chest. Thump, thump, thump!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon beats his chest. Thump, thump, thump!
Classes:funny, audible, vulgar, aggressive, positive

Feeling:CHEW
You (wo/focus):You chew thoughtfully.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon chews thoughtfully.
Default grade:thoughtfully

Feeling:CHIll
You (wo/focus):You chill.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon chills.

Feeling:CHIrp
You (wo/focus):You chirp.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon chirps.
Classes:audible

Feeling:CHROMe
You (wo/focus):You stuff and chrome the world's last dolphin and put it on the hood of your car.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stuffs and chromes the world's last dolphin and puts it on the hood of his car.
Karma:-3
Classes:superior, aggressive, funny, malignant
Story:From alt.pave.the.earth, the rival group to alt.destroy.the.earth, as the anti-group for alt.save.the.earth, and in my opinion, superior. This was an actual posting, in a sequence of messages relating to how to ornament the various hypercars people would build when they had paved the entire surface of the world, and could drive as fast as they wanted without such tiresome encumberances as, say, steering. This guy had almost seemed to "win" by suggesting he'd take the last dolphin, chrome it, and put it on the hood. But later on, it was suggested that such a hood ornament would be aerodynamical, and in that way environmental, whereupon it was suggested he just drag the chromed dolphin behind the car instead. Other such issued was wether to keep one or two species of cow for producing cheeseburgers. One species would mean using more than one part of the animal for produce (milk, meat), which would be environmental. Using two species would increase biodiversity. The feeling also mirrors Dennis Leary's "Asshole" song, where he drives a pink 1968 Chevy convertable with whale skin hubcaps, all leather cow interor and big baby seal eyes for headlights. See *flag.

Feeling:CHUckle
You (wo/focus):You chuckle.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon chuckles.
Classes:positive, audible

Feeling:CIGar
You (wo/focus):You puff your cuban cigar.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon puffs his cuban cigar.
Classes:superior, red, white

Feeling:CIRcle
You (w/focus):You circle Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon circles Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon circles you.

Feeling:CIVilians
You (wo/focus):You dump 1270 civilians in the sea.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dumps 1270 civilians in the sea.
Classes:funny, negative
Story:From the old Amiga game Empire. One of the elements of Empire was country building, which it took to an almost ridiculous (but addicitive) degree of micro-management. One of the sector types one could build was an "urban centre", which could contain 10 times as many people as ordinary sectors (and was used to "grow people" for colonization, expansion and war). The 10x factor was a trick, since the actual value was just multiplied or divided by 10 whenever the "cilvilian" variable had anything to do with this sector type. Other types of sectors had other types of 10x variables, such as military (enlistment camps) or ore/shells/guns/etc (storehouses). This is where the grade "10:in bundles of 10" comes from. Once filled, the urban center could be empties, and if one follwed highway sectors, one could move them about ("in bundles of 10") without loosing mobility. However, one had to move them manually in a tricky text mode environment, and it was easy to make mistakes. If one missed the next highway sector and hit something else, one could loose a disasterous amount of mobility and possibly not make it all the way to the destination. If one hit an ocean sector... The game was played by Hans Petter, Daniel and Joakim. Different (but inferior) versions are available on the net today.

Feeling:CJOIn
You (wo/focus):You join in the crusade.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon joins in the crusade.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, friendly, positive, inferior

Feeling:CLAphands
You (wo/focus):You clap your hands.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon claps his hands.
Classes:audible, positive

Feeling:CLAws
You (wo/focus):You grow claws.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon grows claws.
Classes:negative, aggressive, malignant

Feeling:CLEar
You (wo/focus):You clear your throat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon clears his throat.
Classes:audible

Feeling:CLIng
You (w/focus):You cling to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon clings to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon clings to you.
Classes:tactile

Feeling:CLUck
You (wo/focus):You cluck to yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon clucks to himself.
Classes:positive, audible

Feeling:COFfee
You (wo/focus):You sip your coffee and make annoying slurping noises.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sips his coffee and makes annoying slurping noises.
Classes:audible, funny, vulgar

Feeling:COKe
You (wo/focus):You guzzle a Coke.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon guzzles a Coke.

Feeling:COLlective
You (w/focus):You put ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg.
Them (w/focus):Nixon puts ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg.
Him/her:Nixon puts you in de collective borg borg borg.
Classes:funny, negative, aggressive, superior, tactile
Story:Spoof on the first Star Trek Next Generaton movie, and the infamous Borg, who assimilated prisoners into their hivemind, and of course, the *bork feeling. See *assimilate, as well.

Feeling:COMBust
You (wo/focus):You spontaneously combust.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon spontaneously combusts.
Default grade:spontaneously
Classes:funny, negative, audible

Feeling:COMfort
You (w/focus):You comfort Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon comforts Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon comforts you.
Karma:3
Classes:friendly, affectionate, positive, superior

Feeling:COMPLain
You (w/focus):You complain about Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon complains about Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon complains about you.
You (wo/focus):You complain.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon complains.
Classes:negative, audible

Feeling:CON
You (w/focus):You shamelessly con Loffen out of his pants.
Them (w/focus):Nixon shamelessly cons Loffen out of his pants.
Him/her:Nixon shamelessly cons you out of your pants.
You (wo/focus):You have the Con.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has the Con.
Default grade:shamelessly
Karma:-1
Classes:superior, negative, malignant

Feeling:CONCentrate
You (wo/focus):You concentrate.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon concentrates.

Feeling:CONDolences
You (w/focus):You extend your condolences to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon extends his condolences to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon extends his condolences to you.
You (wo/focus):You extend your condolences.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon extends his condolences.
Karma:1
Classes:friendly

Feeling:CONFess
You (w/focus):You confess to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon confesses to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon confesses to you.
You (wo/focus):You confess.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon confesses.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:CONGratulate
You (w/focus):You congratulate Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon congratulates Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon congratulates you.
Karma:2
Classes:friendly, positive, audible

Feeling:CONSider
You (w/focus):You consider Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon considers Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon considers you.
You (wo/focus):You consider it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon considers it.

Feeling:CONTain
You (wo/focus):You can hardly contain yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon can hardly contain himself.
Story:A reference to the hilarious cartoon "Ren and Stimpy".

Feeling:CONVersationstopper
You (wo/focus):You, the conversation stopper.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon, the conversation stopper.

Feeling:CORedump
You (w/focus):You dump core on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon dumps core on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon dumps core on you.
You (wo/focus):You dump core.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dumps core.
Story:When a unix program crashes, it writes a file containing the area of memory that was allocated to it, for debugging purposes. The file name is "core", and the process is called making a core dump. Also used about people who spill their guts, i. e. tell other people too much about themselves too fast. See The Hacker's Dictionary.

Feeling:CORNer
You (wo/focus):You stand in a corner.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stands in a corner.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:CORRect
You (w/focus):You correct Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon corrects Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon corrects you.
You (wo/focus):You stand corrected.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stands corrected.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:COStanza
You (wo/focus):You toss your hand out, Costanza style.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tosses his hand out, Costanza style.
Story:Plays on George Costanza's (in the series "Seinfeld") unique way of showing stress, lack of understanding ("What? What?"), panic, and just about any other feeling by simply tossing out his hands.

Feeling:COUGh
You (wo/focus):You cough.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon coughs.
Classes:audible

Feeling:COWer
You (wo/focus):You cower in fear.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cowers in fear.
Classes:negative, inferior

Feeling:CRACkup
You (wo/focus):You crack up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cracks up.
Classes:positive, audible

Feeling:CRInge
You (wo/focus):You cringe.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cringes.
Classes:negative

Feeling:CROSSFingers
You (w/focus):You cross your fingers for Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon crosses his fingers for Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon crosses his fingers for you.
You (wo/focus):You cross your fingers.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crosses his fingers.
Classes:friendly, positive

Feeling:CROWdplease
You (w/focus):You have Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight!
Them (w/focus):Nixon has Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight!
Him/her:Nixon has you publicly executed, to the crowd's delight!
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:CRUSAde
You (w/focus):You organize a crusade against Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon organizes a crusade against Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon organizes a crusade against Loffen.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, superior, positive

Feeling:CRUSH
You (w/focus):You crush Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy!
Them (w/focus):Nixon crushes Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy!
Him/her:Nixon crushes your feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy!
You (wo/focus):You crush the riff-raff's rebellion.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crushes the riff-raff's rebellion.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, superior, negative

Feeling:CRY
You (wo/focus):You burst into tears.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bursts into tears.
Classes:negative, inferior, audible

Feeling:CUDdle
You (w/focus):You cuddle Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cuddles Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cuddles you.
Karma:4
Classes:friendly, affectionate, positive

Feeling:CUE
You (w/focus):You cue Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cues Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cues you.
Classes:positive

Feeling:CUFf
You (w/focus):You cuff Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cuffs Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cuffs you.
You (wo/focus):You put on handcuffs.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon puts on handcuffs.

Feeling:CUM
You (wo/focus):You come!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon comes!

Feeling:CURl
You (w/focus):You curl up at Loffen's feet.
Them (w/focus):Nixon curls up at Loffen's feet.
Him/her:Nixon curls up at your feet.
You (wo/focus):You curl up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon curls up.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:CURse
You (w/focus):You curse Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon curses Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon curses you.
You (wo/focus):You curse.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon curses.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:CUTeyes
You (w/focus):You cut Loffen's eyes out, one by one.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cuts Loffen's eyes out, one by one.
Him/her:Nixon cuts your eyes out, one by one.
You (wo/focus):You cut your eyes out, one by one.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cuts his eyes out, one by one.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative, superior, malignant

Feeling:DANce
You (w/focus):You sweep Loffen across the dance floor.
Them (w/focus):Nixon sweeps Loffen across the dance floor.
Him/her:Nixon sweeps you across the dance floor.
You (wo/focus):You dance.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dances.
Karma:1
Classes:tactile, friendly, affectionate, positive

Feeling:DARE
You (w/focus):You dare Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon dares Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon dares you.

Feeling:DARKside
You (wo/focus):You go over to the Dark Side of the Force.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes over to the Dark Side of the Force.
Classes:negative
Story:A reference to "Star Wars".

Feeling:DARt
You (w/focus):You flash the Nerd-signal to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon flashes the Nerd-signal to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon flashes the Nerd-signal to you.
You (wo/focus):You flash the Nerd-signal.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flashes the Nerd-signal.
Story:Vidar Makedonski is good at darts, and became "Dart Vidar", which suits him well, being recognized by many as the Devil Himself. Dart dabbed around at the University and at one point took some courses at the Department of Computer Sciences (Institutt for Ingenting/Informatikk, UiO). He was secretly fascinated by this brave new world, but also very afraid of being branded nerd. So each time any of the people at FIX who knew him, met him and one of his other aquaintances were near, we'd make an unsubtle point of flasing the "nerd signal" knowingly to him. The nerd signal consicsts of looking knowingly and sideways at a person and pretending to touch type on air (Much like the "surf on" gesticulation, but with wiggeling fingers).

Feeling:DEClare
You (w/focus):You declare war on Loffen!
Them (w/focus):Nixon declares war on Loffen!
Him/her:Nixon declares war on you!
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, negative

Feeling:DEEP
You (wo/focus):You set your blaster for DEEP FRY.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sets his blaster for DEEP FRY.
Story:Another one in the *blaster series.

Feeling:DEFCon
You (wo/focus):You go to Defcon in bundles of 10.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes to Defcon in bundles of 10.
Default extension:in bundles of 10
Classes:negative, audible, aggressive
Story:The Defcon-grades, ranging from 5 to 1, is a scale the US of A uses when threatened by war. First seen on screen in the movie "Wargames", it has now become a common term.

Feeling:DEFeat
You (wo/focus):You lie down on your back and expose your belly in defeat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lies down on his back and exposes his belly in defeat.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:DEFEnestrate
You (w/focus):You defenestrate Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon defenestrates Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon defenestrates you.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, negative, tactile, funny
Story:Defenestration is a horrible way of execution, involving carrying the victim/lawbreaker to the top of a very tall tower, and then pushing him/her out. Particulary popular in the eastern parts of Europe, this tradition is now commemorated each year in some backwards town in Spain, using a goat instead of a real person. There's a whole series of messages associated with this, check it out on http://find.fix.no/.

Feeling:DEGauss
You (wo/focus):You press the degauss button.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon presses the degauss button.
Classes:audible, funny

Feeling:DENY
You (wo/focus):You vigorously deny it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon vigorously denies it.
Default grade:vigorously
Classes:negative

Feeling:DETox
You (w/focus):You throw Loffen in detox.
Them (w/focus):Nixon throws Loffen in detox.
Him/her:Nixon throws you in detox.
You (wo/focus):You enter detox.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon enters detox.
Classes:negative

Feeling:DIE
You (w/focus):You will die after Loffen, you'll see to that!
Them (w/focus):Nixon will die after Loffen, he'll see to that!
Him/her:Nixon will die after you, he'll see to that!
You (wo/focus):You fall to the ground, dead as a doornail.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon falls to the ground, dead as a doornail.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, inferior
Story:From an obscure Kung Fu movie, which was sampled for Depthcharge's brilliant album "Nine Deadly Venoms".

Feeling:DIG
You (wo/focus):You can dig that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon can dig that.
Classes:positive

Feeling:DIMmer
You (wo/focus):Du dimmer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dimmer.

Feeling:DISagree
You (w/focus):You disagree with Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon disagrees with Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon disagrees with you.
You (wo/focus):You disagree.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon disagrees.
Classes:negative

Feeling:DISApprove
You (w/focus):You disapprove of Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon disapproves of Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon disapproves of you.
You (wo/focus):You disapprove.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon disapproves.
Classes:negative

Feeling:DISArm
You (wo/focus):You disarm a hidden revolutionary bomb.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon disarms a hidden revolutionary bomb.
Group:burgeois
Classes:burgeois

Feeling:DISCo
You (wo/focus):You do the disco duck.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon does the disco duck.
Classes:funny, positive
Story:Old "funny" from Viking mud. Nixon personally never liked it. It was actually removed after only a few months of importing the Viking feelings, and only reintroduced recently.

Feeling:DISmiss
You (w/focus):You dismiss Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon dismisses Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon dismisses you.
Classes:superior

Feeling:DON
You (wo/focus):You don a dark and frightful cape and become Captain Napalm!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dons a dark and frightful cape and becomes Captain Napalm!
Default extension:Captain Napalm
Classes:funny, superior
Story:Another Calvin and Hobbes feeling. The particular strip has Calvin dive into a closet and dramatically change into Captan Napalm, Protector of the American Way (*** cat (through the looking glass, wossname) grin), but ends when he can't get the closet door open. "Mooom!"

Feeling:DOUBle
You (w/focus):You doubledare Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon doubledares Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon doubledares you.

Feeling:DRAw
You (wo/focus):You draw!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon draws!
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:DREAmon
You (wo/focus):You dream on.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dreams on.

Feeling:DRIft
You (wo/focus):You drift away aimlessly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon drifts away aimlessly.
Default extension:aimlessly
Classes:inferior

Feeling:DRILl
You (w/focus):You drill Loffen full of holes. Eeew. You got blood all over him.
Them (w/focus):Nixon drills Loffen full of holes. Eeew. He got blood all over you.
Him/her:Nixon drills you full of holes. Eeew. He got blood all over you.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, negative

Feeling:DRIT
You (w/focus):Du driter vel i Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon driter vel i Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon driter vel i deg.
You (wo/focus):Det driter vel du i.
Them (wo/focus):Det driter vel Nixon i.
Classes:negative

Feeling:DROol
You (w/focus):You drool all over Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon drools all over Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon drools all over you.
You (wo/focus):You drool all over your chest.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon drools all over his chest.
Classes:vulgar, negative, inferior

Feeling:DROPPackages
You (wo/focus):You drop packages.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon drops packages.

Feeling:DRUnk
You (wo/focus):You are drunk.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is drunk.

Feeling:DUB
You (w/focus):You dub Loffen `Sir Loffen of FIX'.
Them (w/focus):Nixon dubs Loffen `Sir Loffen of FIX'.
Him/her:Nixon dubs thee `Sir Loffen of FIX'.
Group:sysops
Classes:positive, friendly

Feeling:DUCKOUt
You (wo/focus):You duck out of the way.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon ducks out of the way.

Feeling:DUEl
You (w/focus):You challenge Loffen to a duel!
Them (w/focus):Nixon challenges Loffen to a duel!
Him/her:Nixon challenges you to a duel!
Classes:aggressive, negative

Feeling:DUH
You (wo/focus):You slap your forehead and go DUH!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon slaps his forehead and goes DUH!
Classes:audible, superior, negative

Feeling:EARHold
You (wo/focus):You hold your ears.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon holds his ears.
Classes:negative

Feeling:EARS
You (wo/focus):You are all ears.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is all ears.
Classes:positive

Feeling:EDGe
You (wo/focus):You edge away.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon edges away.
Classes:negative, inferior

Feeling:EGG
You (w/focus):You laugh wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at you.
Default grade:wickedly
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, vulgar, aggressive, audible

Feeling:EJAculate
You (wo/focus):You ejaculate.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon ejaculates.
Classes:vulgar

Feeling:EJEct
You (w/focus):You flick a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon.
Them (w/focus):Nixon flicks a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon.
Him/her:Nixon flicks a switch with your name on it, triggering an ejector mechanism sending you whizzing off into the horizon.
You (wo/focus):You hit the eject-button and go spinning off into the air.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hits the eject-button and goes spinning off into the air.
Group:sysops
Classes:aggressive, negative, funny, superior

Feeling:ELBow
You (w/focus):You ram an elbow into Loffen's mouth.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rams an elbow into Loffen's mouth.
Him/her:Nixon rams an elbow into your mouth.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative, malignant

Feeling:EMBRace
You (w/focus):You embrace Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon embraces Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon embraces you.
Classes:positive, friendly, tactile, affectionate

Feeling:EMPty
You (w/focus):You empty your revolver at Loffen. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click.
Them (w/focus):Nixon empties his revolver at Loffen. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click.
Him/her:Nixon empties his revolver at you. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click.
Classes:negative, aggressive, audible

Feeling:ENCourage
You (w/focus):You heartily encourage Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon heartily encourages Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon heartily encourages you.
Default grade:heartily
Classes:friendly, positive

Feeling:ENVy
You (w/focus):You envy Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon envies Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon envies you.
Classes:negative, inferior

Feeling:ESCape
You (wo/focus):You make a bold escape.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes a bold escape.
Classes:inferior, positive

Feeling:EXplode
You (wo/focus):You exclaim OH NO! and explode.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon exclaims OH NO! and explodes.
Classes:funny, negative, audible
Story:A reference to the computergame "Lemmings", when the little bastards always exclaims "OH NO!" and explodes, sending a spray of confetti everywhere.

Feeling:EYEBall
You (w/focus):You eyeball Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon eyeballs Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon eyeballs you.
Classes:negative

Feeling:FACE
You (w/focus):You make faces at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon makes faces at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon makes faces at you.
You (wo/focus):You make a face.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes a face.
Classes:negative, vulgar

Feeling:FACeoff
You (w/focus):You rip Loffen's face off and wipe your ass with it.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rips Loffen's face off and wipes his ass with it.
Him/her:Nixon rips your face off and wipes his ass with it.
Classes:aggressive, negative, funny, tactile, malignant

Feeling:FAIl
You (wo/focus):You try, but fail to run away.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tries, but fails to run away.
Classes:funny

Feeling:FAInt
You (wo/focus):You faint.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon faints.
Classes:negative

Feeling:FAKE
You (w/focus):Nick: Nixon, Focus: Loffen, his/her (user): his, him/her (user): him, he/she (user) he, his/her (foc) his, him/her (foc) him, he/she (foc) he.
Them (w/focus):Nick: Nixon, Focus: Loffen, his/her (user): his, him/her (user): him, he/she (user) he, his/her (foc) his, him/her (foc) him, he/she (foc) he.
Him/her:Nick: Nixon, Focus: Loffen, his/her (user): his, him/her (user): him, he/she (user) he, his/her (foc) his, him/her (foc) him, he/she (foc) he.
Group:sysops

Feeling:FALl
You (wo/focus):You fall over, all by yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon falls over, all by himself.
Classes:funny
Story:Vaguely related to John's ability to fall over, unaided.

Feeling:FAMily
You (w/focus):You accuse Loffen of having married his wife's next door neighbour's brother's son's gardener.
Them (w/focus):Nixon accuses Loffen of having married his wife's next door neighbour's brother's son's gardener.
Him/her:Nixon accuses you of having married your wife's next door neightbour's brother's son's gardener.
Classes:funny, negative

Feeling:Farewell
You (w/focus):You place your hand upon Loffen's shoulder in a solemn fare well.
Them (w/focus):Nixon places his hand on Loffen's shoulder in a solemn fare well.
Him/her:Nixon places his hand on your shoulder in a solemn fare well.
You (wo/focus):You say a solemn fare well.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon says a solemn fare well.
Karma:1
Classes:friendly, positive, affectionate

Feeling:FARt
You (w/focus):You fart in Loffen's general direction.
Them (w/focus):Nixon farts in Loffen's general direction.
Him/her:Nixon farts in your general direction.
You (wo/focus):You fart.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon farts.
Karma:-1
Classes:vulgar, audible, negative
Story:From the Monty Python film "Monty Python and the Knights of the Round Table", where the Frenchmen asked by King Arthur for directions to the Grail answers by taunting him, saying amongst other things "Your mother was an 'amster and your father smelled of elderberries. I fart in your general direction, you and your stupid English knnniggits."

Feeling:FATWa
You (w/focus):You issue a fatwa. Loffen must die!
Them (w/focus):Nixon issues a fatwa. Loffen must die!
Him/her:Nixon issues a fatwa. You must die!
Classes:negative, malignant, aggressive

Feeling:FEAR
You (w/focus):You fear Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fears Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon fears you.
Classes:inferior, negative

Feeling:FEIgn
You (wo/focus):You feign innocence.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon feigns innocence.
Classes:aggressive

Feeling:FIDget
You (wo/focus):You figet.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fidgets.
Classes:negative, inferior

Feeling:FIGHtpick
You (w/focus):You pick a fight with Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon picks a fight with Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon picks a fight with you.
You (wo/focus):You pick a fight.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon picks a fight.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:FILe
You (w/focus):You open a secret government file on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon opens a secret government file on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon opens a secret government file on you.
Group:daniel.mikkelsen, burgeois
Classes:burgeois

Feeling:FINGer
You (wo/focus):You calmly rub your forehead with your middle finger.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon calmly rubs his forehead with his middle finger.
Default grade:calmly
Classes:superior, negative, funny

Feeling:FIST
You (w/focus):You shake your fist at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon shakes his fist at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon shakes his fist at you.
You (wo/focus):You shake your fist.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon shakes his fist.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:FLAG
You (wo/focus):You wipe your mouth with the American flag.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wipes his mouth with the American flag.

Feeling:FLAMe
You (w/focus):You flame Loffen mercilessly.
Them (w/focus):Nixon flames Loffen mercilessly.
Him/her:Nixon flames you mercilessly.
Default extension:mercilessly
Classes:malignant, negative, aggressive

Feeling:FLAp
You (wo/focus):You flap your arms.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flaps his arms.
Classes:funny

Feeling:FLASh
You (w/focus):You flash the secret sign of the revolution to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon flashes the secret sign of the revolution to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon flashes the secret sign of the revolution to you.
You (wo/focus):You flash the secret sign ot the revolution.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flashes the secret sign of the revolution.
Group:comrades
Classes:red, friendly, positive

Feeling:FLEe
You (wo/focus):You flee.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flees.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:FLEx
You (wo/focus):You flex your muscles.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flexes his muscles.
Classes:funny, vulgar, superior

Feeling:FLInch
You (wo/focus):You flinch.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flinches.

Feeling:FLIrt
You (w/focus):You flirt shamelessly with Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon flirts shamelessly with Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon flirts shamelessly with you.
You (wo/focus):You flirt shamelessly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flirts shamelessly.
Default grade:shamelessly
Classes:friendly, affectionate, negative

Feeling:FLOat
You (w/focus):You float Loffen's boat.
Them (w/focus):Nixon float Loffen' boat.
Him/her:Nixon float your boat.
You (wo/focus):If you were the size of a basketball, you would float on water.
Them (wo/focus):If Nixon was the size of a basketball, he would float on water.

Feeling:FLUtter
You (wo/focus):You flutter your eyelashes.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flutters his eyelashes.
Classes:friendly, positive

Feeling:FLått
You (w/focus):You force Loffen to inhale flått.
Them (w/focus):Nixon forces Loffen to inhale flått.
Him/her:Nixon forces you to inhale flått.
You (wo/focus):You inhale a breathful of flått.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon inhales a breathful of flått.
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, negative
Story:One of the two top disgusting things to do, after a brainstorm by John "Ponni" Grande and Simen.

Feeling:FONDle
You (w/focus):You fondle Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fondles Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon fondles you.
Karma:-1
Classes:friendly, tactile, negative, affectionate

Feeling:FORBid
You (w/focus):You forbid Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon forbids Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon forbids you.
Classes:negative, superior

Feeling:FORCe
You (wo/focus):You use the Force.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon uses the Force.
Story:Plays on the Force of the Jedis in the movie "Star Wars".

Feeling:FORGEt
You (wo/focus):You forget.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon forgets.
Classes:negative, inferior

Feeling:FORGive
You (w/focus):You forgive Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon forgives Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon forgives you.
You (wo/focus):You forgive yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon forgives himself.
Karma:2
Classes:friendly, superior, positive

Feeling:FORgot
You (wo/focus):You forgot.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon forgot.
Classes:negative, inferior

Feeling:FORk
You (wo/focus):You fork().
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fork()s.
Classes:funny

Feeling:FREt
You (wo/focus):You fret.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon frets.

Feeling:FROwn
You (wo/focus):You frown.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon frowns.
Classes:negative

Feeling:FUBAR
You (wo/focus):You are fucked up beyond all recognition.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is fucked up beyond all recognition.

Feeling:FUCKed
You (wo/focus):You are fucked up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is fucked up.

Feeling:FUNnel
You (wo/focus):You secretly funnel weapons and funds to contra-revolutionary groups in some small Latin American republic.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon secretly funnels weapons and funds to contra-revolutionary groups in some small Latin American republic.
Group:burgeois
Classes:burgeois

Feeling:FUSe
You (wo/focus):You blow a fuse.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon blows a fuse.
Classes:audible, funny

Feeling:GAG
You (w/focus):You gag Loffen securely.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gags Loffen securely.
Him/her:Nixon gags you securely.
You (wo/focus):You gag.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gags.
Default extension:securely
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile

Feeling:GANg
You (w/focus):You gang up on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gangs up on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon gangs up on you.
Classes:negative, superior, aggressive

Feeling:GASp
You (wo/focus):You gasp in astonishment.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gasps in astonishment.
Default extension:in astonishment
Classes:audible, negative

Feeling:GAWk
You (w/focus):You gawk at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gawks at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon gawks at you.
You (wo/focus):You gawk.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gawks.

Feeling:GAYRay
You (w/focus):You focus a beam of powerful gay-rays at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon focuses a beam of powerful gay-rays at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon focuses a beam of powerful gay-rays at you.
You (wo/focus):You emit powerful gay-rays.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon emits powerful gay-rays.
Classes:vulgar, funny
Story:I don't know where the "gay ray" expression comes from (ask Tarjei "Mygel" Tjoenn or Ingrid "Dita" Oppsahl), but this feeling was added for Dita, after Tarjei used it as a "/me" emote a few times.

Feeling:GAYSticker
You (w/focus):You slap a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto Loffen's chest.
Them (w/focus):Nixon slaps a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto Loffen's chest.
Him/her:Nixon slaps a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto your chest.
Classes:aggressive, malignant, negative
Story:When put in concetration camps by the nazis, the gays were forced to sew such a sticker on their clothes. It has later become a symbol of homosexuality worldwide.

Feeling:GAZe
You (w/focus):You gaze at Loffen, with huge, innocent eyes.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gazes at Loffen, with huge, innocent eyes.
Him/her:Nixon gazes at you, with huge, innocent eyes.
You (wo/focus):You gaze around.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gazes around.
Classes:friendly, funny, positive

Feeling:GETIt
You (wo/focus):You get it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gets it.

Feeling:GETTing
You (w/focus):You are getting to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is getting to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is getting to you.
Classes:negative

Feeling:GIFTs
You (w/focus):You overwhelm Loffen with "gifts".
Them (w/focus):Nixon overwhelms Loffen with "gifts".
Him/her:Nixon overwhelms you with "gifts".
Group:daniel.mikkelsen, burgeois
Classes:burgeois

Feeling:GIGgle
You (wo/focus):You giggle.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon giggles.
Karma:1
Classes:positive, audible

Feeling:GIRl
You (w/focus):You have never known a girl like Loffen before.
Them (w/focus):Nixon has never known a girl like Loffen before.
Him/her:Nixon has never known a girl like you before.
Classes:funny, negative, malignant
Story:From the mid 90s hit by this guy. Edwyn Collins. Used by Che and associates right when people were beginning to introduce gay-jokes to FIX.

Feeling:GIVEDamn
You (w/focus):You don't give a damn about Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon doesn't give a damn about Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon doesn't give a damn about you.
You (wo/focus):You don't give a damn.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon doesn't give a damn.
Classes:aggressive, negative

Feeling:GLAnce
You (w/focus):You glance at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon glances at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon glances you.
You (wo/focus):You glance.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon glances.
Classes:negative

Feeling:GLAre
You (w/focus):You glare at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon glares at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon glares at you.
You (wo/focus):You glare.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon glares.
Classes:negative, malignant

Feeling:GLOat
You (w/focus):You gloat at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gloats at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon gloats at you.
You (wo/focus):You gloat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gloats.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, malignant

Feeling:GLOVe
You (w/focus):You slap Loffen across the face with a glove.
Them (w/focus):Nixon slaps Loffen across the face with a glove.
Him/her:Nixon slaps you across the face with a glove.
Classes:tactile, negative, aggressive

Feeling:GLUe
You (w/focus):You superglue Loffen's doorlocks shut.
Them (w/focus):Nixon superglues Loffen's doorlocks shut.
Him/her:Nixon superglues your doorlocks shut.
You (wo/focus):You put superglue in your doorlock.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon puts superglue in his doorlock.
Classes:funny, malignant, negative

Feeling:GNI
You (wo/focus):Du gnir deg i hendene.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gnir seg i hendene.

Feeling:GOLf
You (w/focus):You cruelly force Loffen to play golf with old men.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cruelly forces Loffen to play golf with old men.
Him/her:Nixon cruelly forces you to play golf with old men.
You (wo/focus):You play golf with old men.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon plays golf with old men.
Default grade:cruelly
Classes:malignant, funny
Story:Most probably conceived by Martin Raknerud of FeskarNEtt and Gatas Parlament, along with (now defunct *pingpong (not *ping and *pong)). Might also come from Limamud.

Feeling:GOODHit
You (w/focus):You hit Loffen. It was a good hit!
Them (w/focus):Nixon hits Loffen. It was a good hit!
Him/her:Nixon hits you. It was a good hit!
Classes:negative, audible, aggressive
Story:When attacking a monster in the ASCII-based game "Rogue", it says "You hit the bat. It was a good/superb hit!". Also Angband and Moria. Se also *pack. One in a series of oldie-game related feelings added by Daniel and Hans Petter including *civilians and *maze.

Feeling:GOT
You (wo/focus):You got it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon got it.

Feeling:GOTTago
You (wo/focus):You've gotta go.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's gotta go.

Feeling:GRAB
You (w/focus):You grab Loffen by the neck.
Them (w/focus):Nixon grabs Loffen by the neck.
Him/her:Nixon grabs you by the neck.
You (wo/focus):You grab.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon grabs.
Classes:aggressive, superior, tactile

Feeling:GRASp
You (wo/focus):You reach your hand into the air and grasp... nothing.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon reaches his hand into the air and grasps... nothing.

Feeling:GREet
You (w/focus):You raise your hand in greeting to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon raises his hand in greeting to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon raises his hand in greeting to you.
You (wo/focus):You raise a hand in greeting.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon raises a hand in greeting.
Classes:friendly, positive

Feeling:GREP
You (w/focus):You grep Loffen closely.
Them (w/focus):Nixon greps Loffen closely.
Him/her:Nixon greps you closely.
Default extension:closely

Feeling:GRImace
You (wo/focus):You grimace.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon grimaces.

Feeling:GRIN
You (w/focus):You grin at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon grins at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon grins at you.
You (wo/focus):You grin.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon grins.
Classes:malignant, positive, superior

Feeling:GRInd
You (w/focus):You grind Loffen underfoot.
Them (w/focus):Nixon grinds Loffen underfoot.
Him/her:Nixon grinds you underfoot.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, superior, negative

Feeling:GROAn
You (wo/focus):You groan.</