| Feeling: | ACKNExistence |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You acknowledge Loffen's existence. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon acknowledges Loffen's existence. |
| Him/her: | Nixon acknowledges your existence. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | ACKNowledge |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You acknowledge Loffen's presence. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon acknowledges Loffen's presence. |
| Him/her: | Nixon acknowledges your presence. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | AHEm |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You go ahem. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes ahem. |
| Classes: | superior, negative |
| Feeling: | ALL |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You've seen it all. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's seen it all. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | AMErican |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Protector of the AMERICAN way! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Protector of the AMERICAN way! |
| Group: | sysops |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Feeling: | ASSHOLE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You tear Loffen a new asshole. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon tears Loffen a new asshole. |
| Him/her: | Nixon tears you a new asshole. |
| Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, superior |
| Created: | 20040531 |
| Feeling: | ASSUre |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You assure Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon assures Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon assures you. |
| Classes: | positive, superior |
| Feeling: | AWAre |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You are aware of Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon is aware of Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon is aware of you. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | BANish |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You banish Loffen to another dimension. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon banishes Loffen to another dimension. |
| Him/her: | Nixon banishes you to another dimension. |
| Default extension: | to another dimension |
| Karma: | -6 |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior, malignant |
| Feeling: | BARRel |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You blow the smoke from the barrel. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon blows the smoke from the barrel. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | BEATthesystem |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You beat the system. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon beats the system. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Created: | 20050513 |
| Feeling: | BEHead |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You have Loffen beheaded. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon has Loffen beheaded. |
| Him/her: | Nixon has you beheaded. |
| Group: | nobles |
| Classes: | white, aggressive, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | BITChslap |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You bitchslap Loffen and call him Susan. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon bitchslaps Loffen and calls him Susan. |
| Him/her: | Nixon bitchslaps you and calls you Susan. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior, tactile |
| Feeling: | BLASt |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You fire away at Loffen with your trusty blaster. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon fires away at Loffen with his trusty blaster. |
| Him/her: | Nixon fires away at you with his trusty blaster. |
| Karma: | -4 |
| Classes: | aggressive, funny, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | BLEnd |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You stuff Loffen in the blender, and hit `Frappé'. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon stuffs Loffen in the blender, and hits `Frappé'. |
| Him/her: | Nixon stuffs you in the blender, and hits `Frappé'. |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, superior |
| Feeling: | BORG |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You assimilate Loffen, resistance is futile. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon assimilates Loffen, resistance is futile. |
| Him/her: | Nixon assimilates you, resistance is futile. |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | BOnk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You bonk Loffen on the head. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon bonks Loffen on the head. |
| Him/her: | Nixon bonks you on the head. |
| You (wo/focus): | You bonk yourself on the head. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon bonks himself on the head. |
| Classes: | funny, tactile, superior, aggressive |
| Feeling: | BULLshit |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You bullshit Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon bullshits Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon bullshits you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You cough "bullshit" under your breath. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon coughs "bullshit" under his breath. |
| Classes: | negative, malignant, superior |
| Feeling: | BURNBottom |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You burn Loffen's bottom up. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon burns Loffen's bottom up. |
| Him/her: | Nixon burns your bottom up. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | vulgar, aggressive, funny, tactile, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | CACkle |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You throw your head back and cackle. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon throws his head back and cackles. |
| Classes: | negative, audible, malignant, superior |
| Feeling: | CALEndar |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You check with your calendar, and cancel your appointment with Cameron Diaz. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon checks with his calendar, and cancels his appointment with Cameron Diaz. |
| Default extension: | Cameron Diaz |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Feeling: | CANE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You wield the cane on Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon wields the cane on Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon wields the cane on you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You fetch your cane. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon fetches his cane. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile, superior |
| Feeling: | CARELess |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You couldn't care less. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon couldn't care less. |
| Classes: | superior, negative |
| Feeling: | CARPet |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You whistle innocently as you sweep Loffen under the carpet. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon whistles innocently as he sweeps Loffen under the carpet. |
| Him/her: | Nixon whistles innocently as he sweeps you under the carpet. |
| Classes: | superior, funny |
| Feeling: | CHROMe |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You stuff and chrome the world's last dolphin and put it on the hood of your car. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stuffs and chromes the world's last dolphin and puts it on the hood of his car. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | superior, aggressive, funny, malignant |
| Story: | From alt.pave.the.earth, the rival group to alt.destroy.the.earth, as the anti-group for alt.save.the.earth, and in my opinion, superior. This was an actual posting, in a sequence of messages relating to how to ornament the various hypercars people would build when they had paved the entire surface of the world, and could drive as fast as they wanted without such tiresome encumberances as, say, steering. This guy had almost seemed to "win" by suggesting he'd take the last dolphin, chrome it, and put it on the hood. But later on, it was suggested that such a hood ornament would be aerodynamical, and in that way environmental, whereupon it was suggested he just drag the chromed dolphin behind the car instead. Other such issued was wether to keep one or two species of cow for producing cheeseburgers. One species would mean using more than one part of the animal for produce (milk, meat), which would be environmental. Using two species would increase biodiversity. The feeling also mirrors Dennis Leary's "Asshole" song, where he drives a pink 1968 Chevy convertable with whale skin hubcaps, all leather cow interor and big baby seal eyes for headlights. See *flag. |
| Feeling: | CIGar |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You puff your cuban cigar. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon puffs his cuban cigar. |
| Classes: | superior, red, white |
| Feeling: | COLlective |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You put ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon puts ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg. |
| Him/her: | Nixon puts you in de collective borg borg borg. |
| Classes: | funny, negative, aggressive, superior, tactile |
| Story: | Spoof on the first Star Trek Next Generaton movie, and the infamous Borg, who assimilated prisoners into their hivemind, and of course, the *bork feeling. See *assimilate, as well. |
| Feeling: | COMfort |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You comfort Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon comforts Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon comforts you. |
| Karma: | 3 |
| Classes: | friendly, affectionate, positive, superior |
| Feeling: | CON |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You shamelessly con Loffen out of his pants. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon shamelessly cons Loffen out of his pants. |
| Him/her: | Nixon shamelessly cons you out of your pants. |
| You (wo/focus): | You have the Con. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has the Con. |
| Default grade: | shamelessly |
| Karma: | -1 |
| Classes: | superior, negative, malignant |
| Feeling: | CROWdplease |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You have Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight! |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon has Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight! |
| Him/her: | Nixon has you publicly executed, to the crowd's delight! |
| Group: | nobles |
| Classes: | white, aggressive, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | CRUSAde |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You organize a crusade against Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon organizes a crusade against Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon organizes a crusade against Loffen. |
| Group: | nobles |
| Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, positive |
| Feeling: | CRUSH |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You crush Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy! |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon crushes Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy! |
| Him/her: | Nixon crushes your feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy! |
| You (wo/focus): | You crush the riff-raff's rebellion. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon crushes the riff-raff's rebellion. |
| Group: | nobles |
| Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | CURVe |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You stay ahead of the curve. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stays ahead of the curve. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Created: | 20050513 |
| Feeling: | CUTeyes |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You cut Loffen's eyes out, one by one. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon cuts Loffen's eyes out, one by one. |
| Him/her: | Nixon cuts your eyes out, one by one. |
| You (wo/focus): | You cut your eyes out, one by one. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cuts his eyes out, one by one. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, superior, malignant |
| Feeling: | DISRegard |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You disregard Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon disregards Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon disregards you. |
| Classes: | negative, superior |
| Created: | 20020329 |
| Feeling: | DISmiss |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You dismiss Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon dismisses Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon dismisses you. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | DON |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You don a dark and frightful cape and become Captain Napalm! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon dons a dark and frightful cape and becomes Captain Napalm! |
| Default extension: | Captain Napalm |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Story: | Another Calvin and Hobbes feeling. The particular strip has Calvin dive into a closet and dramatically change into Captan Napalm, Protector of the American Way (*** cat (through the looking glass, wossname) grin), but ends when he can't get the closet door open. "Mooom!" |
| Feeling: | DUH |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You slap your forehead and go DUH! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slaps his forehead and goes DUH! |
| Classes: | audible, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | EJEct |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You flick a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon flicks a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon. |
| Him/her: | Nixon flicks a switch with your name on it, triggering an ejector mechanism sending you whizzing off into the horizon. |
| You (wo/focus): | You hit the eject-button and go spinning off into the air. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hits the eject-button and goes spinning off into the air. |
| Group: | sysops |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, funny, superior |
| Feeling: | FINGer |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You calmly rub your forehead with your middle finger. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon calmly rubs his forehead with his middle finger. |
| Default grade: | calmly |
| Classes: | superior, negative, funny |
| Feeling: | FLEx |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You flex your muscles. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon flexes his muscles. |
| Classes: | funny, vulgar, superior |
| Feeling: | FLOOr |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You wipe the floor with Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon wipes the floor with Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon wipes the floor with you. |
| Classes: | negative, superior |
| Created: | 20010422 |
| Feeling: | FORBid |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You forbid Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon forbids Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon forbids you. |
| Classes: | negative, superior |
| Feeling: | FORGive |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You forgive Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon forgives Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon forgives you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You forgive yourself. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon forgives himself. |
| Karma: | 2 |
| Classes: | friendly, superior, positive |
| Feeling: | GANg |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You gang up on Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon gangs up on Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon gangs up on you. |
| Classes: | negative, superior, aggressive |
| Feeling: | GRAB |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You grab Loffen by the neck. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon grabs Loffen by the neck. |
| Him/her: | Nixon grabs you by the neck. |
| You (wo/focus): | You grab. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon grabs. |
| Classes: | aggressive, superior, tactile |
| Feeling: | GREEk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You get in Loffen's ass like a greek railroad. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon gets in Loffen's ass like a greek railroad. |
| Him/her: | Nixon gets in your ass like a greek railroad. |
| Classes: | tactile, superior |
| Created: | 20010422 |
| Feeling: | GRIN |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You grin at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon grins at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon grins at you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You grin. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon grins. |
| Classes: | malignant, positive, superior |
| Feeling: | GRInd |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You grind Loffen underfoot. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon grinds Loffen underfoot. |
| Him/her: | Nixon grinds you underfoot. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | GUIllotine |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You send Loffen to the guillotine! |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon sends Loffen to the guillotine! |
| Him/her: | Nixon sends you to the guillotine! |
| Group: | comrades |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, tactile, superior, red |
| Feeling: | HACk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You hack and mangle Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon hacks and mangles Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon hacks and mangles you. |
| Classes: | malignant, aggressive, tactile, superior |
| Feeling: | HANGUp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You hang up on Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon hangs up on Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon hangs up on you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You hang up. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hangs up. |
| Classes: | negative, superior |
| Created: | 20040531 |
| Feeling: | HEADshake |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You shake your head at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon shakes his head at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon shakes his head at you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You shake your head. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon shakes his head. |
| Classes: | negative, superior |
| Feeling: | HOE |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You put your hand over your eyes and shake your head, going "no, no, no." |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon puts his hand over his eyes and shakes his head, going "no, no, no." |
| Classes: | funny, superior, affectionate |
| Feeling: | HOSTage |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You won't be held hostage by events on the ground. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon won't be held hostage by events on the ground. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Created: | 20020921 |
| Feeling: | HOUNds |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You release the hounds! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon releases the hounds! |
| Classes: | negative, superior, aggressive |
| Created: | 20010801 |
| Feeling: | HOUSEBurn |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You send your knights to burn Loffen's house to the ground. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon sends his knights to burn Loffen's house to the ground. |
| Him/her: | Nixon sends his knights to burn your house to the ground. |
| Group: | nobles |
| Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | HUMIliate |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You utterly humiliate Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon utterly humiliates Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon utterly humiliates you. |
| Default grade: | utterly |
| Karma: | -1 |
| Classes: | malignant, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | IGNore |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You ignore Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon ignores Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon ignores you. |
| Classes: | negative, superior |
| Feeling: | ILLusions |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You, caster of mindbending illusions! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon, caster of mindbending illusions! |
| Group: | joakim.ziegler |
| Classes: | malignant, superior |
| Story: | A lyric from the Insane Clown Posse album "The Great Milenko". See also *faceoff. |
| Feeling: | INDIA |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You wonder if you shan't retire in India. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon wonders if he shan't retire in India. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | INSpect |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You inspect your fingernails. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon inspects his fingernails. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | JEDi |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | Loffen doesn't need to see your identification. Move along. |
| Them (w/focus): | Loffen doesn't need to see Nixon's identification. Move along. |
| Him/her: | You don't need to see Nixon's identification. Move along. |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Story: | From the movie "Star Wars". This is the "Jedi Mind Trick". It was actually attempted once by Vegard Munthe (who fittingly has the nick Wedge), when he was checked for tickets at the subway in Oslo, and didn't have one. It didn't work, and he ran. |
| Feeling: | KOD |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You deal Loffen his kiss of death. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon deals Loffen his kiss of death. |
| Him/her: | Nixon deals you your kiss of death. |
| Classes: | red, tactile, superior, negative, malignant |
| Feeling: | L |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You make an L. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes an L. |
| Classes: | superior, negative |
| Created: | 20050513 |
| Feeling: | LAPS |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You do victory laps. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon does victory laps. |
| Classes: | superior, positive |
| Created: | 20050513 |
| Feeling: | LOCkandload |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You lock and load. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon locks and loads. |
| Classes: | audible, superior |
| Feeling: | LOOKslike |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Looks like a job for STUPENDOUS MAN! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Looks like a job for STUPENDOUS MAN! |
| Default extension: | STUPENDOUS MAN |
| Group: | sysops |
| Classes: | funny, superior, audible |
| Feeling: | LOOM |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You loom menacingly over Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon looms menacingly over Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon looms menacingly over you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You loom menacingly. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon looms menacingly. |
| Default grade: | menacingly |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | LUNgclamp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You shoot a lung clamp into Loffen's chest. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon shoots a lung clamp into Loffen's chest. |
| Him/her: | Nixon shoots a lung clamp into your chest. |
| Group: | daniel.mikkelsen |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, audible, superior, malignant |
| Story: | From a very strange dream Daniel once had. Documented in a message in a conference somewhere. A search for "lungeklemme" on http://find.fix.no/ should find it. |
| Feeling: | MAGIsk |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Huhuhu! Du er magisk! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Huhuhu! Nixon er magisk! |
| Group: | hans_petter.jansson |
| Classes: | superior, funny |
| Feeling: | MAKE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You make Loffen confess his crimes against the State. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon makes Loffen confess his crimes against the State. |
| Him/her: | Nixon makes you confess your crimes against the State. |
| Group: | comrades |
| Classes: | red, malignant, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | MAKEFATfuck |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | God _damn it_ Loffen is such a big fat fuck. |
| Them (w/focus): | God _damn it_ Loffen is such a big fat fuck. |
| Him/her: | God _damn it_ you are such a big fat fuck. |
| Karma: | -5 |
| Group: | sysops |
| Classes: | funny, negative, superior, malignant |
| Created: | 20030906 |
| Feeling: | MAKESUX |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | Loffen sucks. |
| Them (w/focus): | Loffen sucks. |
| Him/her: | You suck. |
| Group: | sysops |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | MANIfesto |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You issue a revolutionary manifesto! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon issues a revolutionary manifesto! |
| Group: | comrades |
| Classes: | red, positive, superior |
| Feeling: | MASSMurderer |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | If you were a mass murderer, you'd be Mickey and Mallory. |
| Them (wo/focus): | If Nixon was a mass murderer, he'd be Mickey and Mallory. |
| Default extension: | Mickey and Mallory |
| Classes: | aggressive, superior, positive |
| Feeling: | MEAsure |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You take measure of Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon takes measure of Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon takes measure of you. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | MOCk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You mock Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon mocks Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon mocks you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You stumble, mock shot in the heart. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stumbles, mock shot in the heart. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | malignant, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | MUSTDie |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | Loffen must die, so that you may live. |
| Them (w/focus): | Loffen must die, so that Nixon may live. |
| Him/her: | You must die, so that Nixon may live. |
| Classes: | superior, negative |
| Feeling: | NAIl |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You nail Loffen to the floor. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon nails Loffen to the floor. |
| Him/her: | Nixon nails you to the floor. |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, superior, malignant, audible, tactile |
| Feeling: | NAMUsed |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You are not amused with Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon is not amused with Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon is not amused with you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You are not amused. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is not amused. |
| Classes: | negative, superior |
| Feeling: | NIh |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You go NI! at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon goes NI! at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon goes NI! at you. |
| Karma: | -5 |
| Classes: | malignant, audible, superior, negative, aggressive |
| Story: | "The Knights Who Say Ni!" threatens King Arthur in "Monty Python and the Knights of the Round Table" by saying NI! to torment them. |
| Feeling: | OBScene |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You roll your eyes and make an obscene hand gesture. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rolls his eyes and makes an obscene hand gesture. |
| Classes: | vulgar, funny, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | ONEhand |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You notice that Loffen is an expert at one handed typing... |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon notices that Loffen is an expert at one handed typing... |
| Him/her: | Nixon notices that you are an expert at one handed typing... |
| Classes: | negative, superior, malignant |
| Feeling: | OPErate |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You prepare Loffen for surgery. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon prepares Loffen for surgery. |
| Him/her: | Nixon prepares you for surgery. |
| Classes: | negative, superior, malignant, tactile, aggressive |
| Feeling: | OPInion |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | If you wanted Loffen's opinion, you'd beat it out of him. |
| Them (w/focus): | If Nixon wanted Loffen's opinion, he'd beat it out of him. |
| Him/her: | If Nixon wanted your opinion, he'd beat it out of you. |
| Classes: | superior, negative |
| Feeling: | OPPress |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You oppress Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon oppresses Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon opresses you. |
| Group: | nobles |
| Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | OVERHead |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You watch your joke sail over the heads of your audience. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon watches his joke sail over the heads of his audience. |
| Classes: | superior, negative |
| Feeling: | OVErrun |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You overrun Loffen with fire and the sword. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon overruns Loffen with fire and the sword. |
| Him/her: | Nixon overruns you with fire and the sword. |
| Default extension: | with fire and the sword |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | funny, aggressive, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | PAUse |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You pause, for effect. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pauses, for effect. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | PCArd |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You demand to see Loffen's Communist Party card. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon demands to see Loffen's Communist Party card. |
| Him/her: | Nixon demands to see your Communist Party card. |
| Group: | comrades |
| Classes: | red, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | PITy |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You pity Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pities Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pities you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You pity yourself. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pities himself. |
| Karma: | 1 |
| Classes: | superior, positive, friendly |
| Feeling: | PLUnder |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You send your knights to plunder Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon sends his knights to plunder Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon sends his knights to plunder you. |
| Group: | nobles |
| Classes: | white, aggressive, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | POLish |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You polish your cufflinks. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon polishes his cufflinks. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | POSe |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You pose shamelessly. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon poses shamelessly. |
| Default extension: | shamelessly |
| Classes: | superior, positive |
| Feeling: | POke |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You poke at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pokes at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pokes at you. |
| Classes: | negative, tactile, superior |
| Feeling: | PREVail |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You prevail. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon prevails. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | PREY |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You prey on Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon preys on Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon preys on you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You prey. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon preys. |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | PULp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You beat Loffen to a bloody pulp. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon beats Loffen to a bloody pulp. |
| Him/her: | Nixon beats you to a bloody pulp. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | funny, aggressive, tactile, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | PWN |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | j00 pwn Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pwnz Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pwnz j00. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Created: | 20010422 |
| Feeling: | RESPect |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You mean, you respect human life and all, but... |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon means, he respects human life and all, but... |
| Classes: | positive, funny, superior |
| Story: | From Natural Born Killers. First in the *respect/*massmurderer combo. |
| Feeling: | REST |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You rest your case. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rests his case. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Feeling: | RIBs |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You poke Loffen in the ribs. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pokes Loffen in the ribs. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pokes you in the ribs. |
| Default extension: | in the ribs |
| Classes: | negative, tactile, superior |
| Feeling: | ROLl |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You roll Loffen's eyes. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rolls Loffen's eyes. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rolls your eyes. |
| You (wo/focus): | You roll your eyes. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rolls his eyes. |
| Classes: | negative, superior |
| Feeling: | RUFfle |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You ruffle Loffen's hair. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon ruffles Loffen's hair. |
| Him/her: | Nixon ruffles your hair. |
| Classes: | friendly, positive, superior |
| Feeling: | RULe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rule Loffen with an iron fist. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rules Loffen with an iron fist. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rules you with an iron fist. |
| You (wo/focus): | You rule your domain with an iron fist. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rules his domain with an iron fist. |
| Group: | nobles |
| Classes: | white, superior, aggressive |
| Feeling: | SACrifice |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen's living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen's living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rips your living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
| You (wo/focus): | You offer yourself as a burnt sacrifice. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon offers himself as a burnt sacrifice. |
| Classes: | negative, superior, aggressive, malignant, tactile |
| Feeling: | SARcasm |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You drip with sarcasm. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon drips with sarcasm. |
| Classes: | superior, negative |
| Feeling: | SBANish |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution you banish Loffen to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia. |
| Them (w/focus): | On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution Nixon banishes Loffen to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia. |
| Him/her: | On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution Nixon banishes you to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia. |
| Group: | comrades |
| Classes: | red, aggressive, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | SCOff |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You scoff at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon scoffs at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon scoffs at you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You scoff. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon scoffs. |
| Classes: | superior, malignant, negative |
| Feeling: | SHIELDSUp |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You touch a switch on your watch- shields up! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon touches a switch on his watch- shields up! |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Story: | From a pre-FIX personality, Hans Petter Bakken, who would occasionally enter "shields up" mode at school, when in fights, which would usually mean he would shout it aloud, tip his desk over, and assume a rifle firing position behind it. |
| Feeling: | SINAtra |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You do it Loffen's way. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon does it Loffen's way. |
| Him/her: | Nixon does it your way. |
| You (wo/focus): | You do it your way. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon does it his way. |
| Classes: | positive, superior |
| Story: | A reference to Frank Sinatras song "My way". (I did it myyyyy way.) |
| Feeling: | SLAMdunk |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You slam-dunk! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slam-dunks! |
| Classes: | positive, superior |
| Feeling: | SLAPHead |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You slap your forehead at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps his forehead at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon slaps his forehead at you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You slap your forehead. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slaps his forehead. |
| Classes: | negative, superior, audible |
| Feeling: | SLAck |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You cut Loffen some slack. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon cuts Loffen some slack. |
| Him/her: | Nixon cuts you some slack. |
| You (wo/focus): | You cut yourself some slack. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cuts himself some slack. |
| Classes: | positive, friendly, superior |
| Feeling: | SLAy |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You slay Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon slays Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon slays you. |
| Karma: | -4 |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | SMIrk |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You smirk. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon smirks. |
| Classes: | superior, malignant |
| Feeling: | SNICker |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You snicker. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon snickers. |
| Classes: | audible, negative, superior, malignant |
| Feeling: | SNOrt |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You snort at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon snorts at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon snorts at you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You snort. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon snorts. |
| Classes: | negative, superior, audible |
| Feeling: | SOUrce |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You use the Source. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon uses the Source. |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Feeling: | SPAnk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You lay Loffen over you knees and spank him. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon lays Loffen over his knees and spanks him. |
| Him/her: | Nixon lays you over his knees and spanks you. |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, positive, superior |
| Feeling: | SPIff |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You don your Spaceman Spiff outfit. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon dons his Spaceman Spiff outfit. |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Feeling: | STRut |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You strut proudly. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon struts proudly. |
| Default extension: | proudly |
| Classes: | positive, superior |
| Feeling: | SUMmon |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Performing dark and secret rites, you summon powerful daemons from beyond! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Performing dark and secret rites, Nixon summons powerful daemons from beyond! |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | superior, negative, aggressive |
| Feeling: | SWIPe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You swing around in a vicious karate swipe sending most of Loffen's teeth flying in a curved spray of blood and gristle. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon swings around in a vicious karate swipe sending most of Loffen's teeth flying in a curved spray of blood and gristle. |
| Him/her: | Nixon swings around in a vicious karate swipe sending most of your teeth flying in a curved spray of blood and gristle. |
| Classes: | tactile, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | TAPE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You blatantly tape Loffen's mouth shut. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon blatantly tapes Loffen's mouth shut. |
| Him/her: | Nixon blatantly tapes your mouth shut. |
| Default grade: | blatantly |
| Classes: | funny, tactile, negative, aggressive, superior |
| Feeling: | TARzan |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You Tarzan, Loffen Jane. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon Tarzan, Loffen Jane. |
| Him/her: | Nixon Tarzan, you Jane. |
| Classes: | funny, superior, inferior |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | USEFul |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You suggest Loffen makes himself useful. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon suggests Loffen makes himself useful. |
| Him/her: | Nixon suggests you make yourself useful. |
| Classes: | superior, negative |
| Feeling: | UZI |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You whip out your Uzi, empty it in Loffen's gut, snap in another clip and empty it again. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon whips out his Uzi, empties it in Loffen's gut, snaps in another clip and empties it again. |
| Him/her: | Nixon whips out his Uzi, empties it in your gut, snaps in antoher clip and empties it again. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | superior, negative, aggressive |
| Feeling: | WEDgie |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You give Loffen a huge wedgie. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon gives Loffen a huge wedgie. |
| Him/her: | Nixon reaches down into your trousers, pulling up your undies until you think you're gonna die! |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | malignant, aggressive, tactile, funny, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | WHAck |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You whack Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon whacks Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon whacks you. |
| Classes: | negative, superior |
| Feeling: | WHIp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You whip Loffen along. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon whips Loffen along. |
| Him/her: | Nixon whips you along. |
| You (wo/focus): | You crack the whip. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cracks the whip. |
| Classes: | negative, superior, tactile, aggressive |
| Feeling: | WINk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You wink knowingly at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon winks knowingly at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon winks knowingly at you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You wink knowingly. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon winks knowingly. |
| Default grade: | knowingly |
| Classes: | superior, positive |
| Feeling: | WITHdraw |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Your withdraw from two Palestinian towns. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon withdraws from two Palestinian towns. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Created: | 20020921 |
| Feeling: | WORKhere |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Your work here is done. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's work here is done. |
| Classes: | superior |
| Created: | 20020921 |
| Feeling: | WRING |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You wring Loffen's neck. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon wrings Loffen's neck. |
| Him/her: | Nixon wrings your neck. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, superior, malignant |