| Feeling: | 11 |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You go to 11. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes to 11. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Story: | In "This is Spinal Tap", one of the guitarists has an amplifier that unlike most other amplifiers in the trade, that only go to 10, goes to 11. The interviewer points out that it would be just the same as dividing the scale into 10, to which the guy only replies, "but this goes to 11." |
| Feeling: | 2001 |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | My god, you are full of stars. |
| Them (wo/focus): | My god, Nixon is full of stars. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Story: | Dave's comment as he flies into the black monolith orbiting Jupiter in "2001: A space odyssey". |
| Feeling: | 2infinity |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You spread your arms, to infinity and beyond. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon spreads his arms, to infinity and beyond. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Story: | Buzz Lightyear, in the Pixar/Disney animated film Toy Story. |
| Feeling: | 711 |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You go to 7-11. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes to 7-11. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | ABDuct |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You shamelessly abduct Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon shamelessly abducts Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon shamelessly abducts you. |
| Default grade: | shamelessly |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | aggressive, funny, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | ACMe |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You pull out your Acme Secret Weapon. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pulls out his Acme Secret Weapon. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | ALBums |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You liked Loffen's earlier albums. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon liked Loffen's earlier albums. |
| Him/her: | Nixon liked your earlier albums. |
| You (wo/focus): | You liked their earlier albums. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon liked their earlier albums. |
| Classes: | funny, negative |
| Created: | 20020329 |
| Feeling: | AMErican |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Protector of the AMERICAN way! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Protector of the AMERICAN way! |
| Group: | sysops |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Feeling: | AMOTher |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You think of amother. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon thinks of amother. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20040531 |
| Story: | A freudian slip is when you say one think and think of amother. |
| Feeling: | ANTiacme |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You pull out your Acme Secret Anti Secret Weapon Weapon. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pulls out his Acme Secret Anti Secret Weapon Weapon. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | APPLAUSESign |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You flash the APPLAUSE sign. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon flashes the APPLAUSE sign. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | APProximate |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You approximate Loffen, precision is futile. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon approximates Loffen, precision is futile. |
| Him/her: | Nixon approximates you, precision is futile. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 19991207 |
| Story: | From Nixon's astrophysics lessons, which is to traditional physics as physics is to mathematics. 3/pi becomes 1, and the sun becomes flat and liquid. |
| Feeling: | ARMPit |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You make flatulent noises with your armpit. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes flatulent noises with his armpit. |
| Classes: | audible, funny, vulgar |
| Feeling: | AYAtollah |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You are the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | BARCelona |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You are from Barcelona. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is from Barcelona. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20020329 |
| Feeling: | BLASt |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You fire away at Loffen with your trusty blaster. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon fires away at Loffen with his trusty blaster. |
| Him/her: | Nixon fires away at you with his trusty blaster. |
| Karma: | -4 |
| Classes: | aggressive, funny, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | BLUEpill |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You should have taken the blue pill. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon should have taken the blue pill. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Story: | A reference to the film "The Matrix". Taking the blue pill makes you wake up in your own bed (in the "fake" world), thinking that nothing is wrong. |
| Feeling: | BORK |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You put ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon puts ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork. |
| Him/her: | Nixon puts you in de oven bork bork bork. |
| Classes: | negative, aggressive, funny |
| Story: | From the Muppet Show, and the Sweedish cook. |
| Feeling: | BOUnce |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You bounce all over Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon bounces all over Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon bounces all over you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You bounce all over the place. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon bounces all over the place. |
| Classes: | funny, friendly, positive |
| Feeling: | BOnk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You bonk Loffen on the head. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon bonks Loffen on the head. |
| Him/her: | Nixon bonks you on the head. |
| You (wo/focus): | You bonk yourself on the head. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon bonks himself on the head. |
| Classes: | funny, tactile, superior, aggressive |
| Feeling: | BURNBottom |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You burn Loffen's bottom up. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon burns Loffen's bottom up. |
| Him/her: | Nixon burns your bottom up. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | vulgar, aggressive, funny, tactile, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | CALEndar |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You check with your calendar, and cancel your appointment with Cameron Diaz. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon checks with his calendar, and cancels his appointment with Cameron Diaz. |
| Default extension: | Cameron Diaz |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Feeling: | CANHead |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You crush a beer can on your forehead. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon crushes a beer can on his forehead. |
| Classes: | vulgar, funny |
| Story: | Probably picked up from the LimaMUD system, which probably got it from Beavis and Butthead. |
| Feeling: | CARPet |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You whistle innocently as you sweep Loffen under the carpet. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon whistles innocently as he sweeps Loffen under the carpet. |
| Him/her: | Nixon whistles innocently as he sweeps you under the carpet. |
| Classes: | superior, funny |
| Feeling: | CELLar |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | That thing in the cellar is not your mother! |
| Them (wo/focus): | That thing in the cellar is not Nixon's mother! |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | CHESt |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You beat your chest. Thump, thump, thump! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon beats his chest. Thump, thump, thump! |
| Classes: | funny, audible, vulgar, aggressive, positive |
| Feeling: | CHEWBacca |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You use the Chewbacca defense. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon uses the Chewbacca defense. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20010801 |
| Feeling: | CHROMe |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You stuff and chrome the world's last dolphin and put it on the hood of your car. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stuffs and chromes the world's last dolphin and puts it on the hood of his car. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | superior, aggressive, funny, malignant |
| Story: | From alt.pave.the.earth, the rival group to alt.destroy.the.earth, as the anti-group for alt.save.the.earth, and in my opinion, superior. This was an actual posting, in a sequence of messages relating to how to ornament the various hypercars people would build when they had paved the entire surface of the world, and could drive as fast as they wanted without such tiresome encumberances as, say, steering. This guy had almost seemed to "win" by suggesting he'd take the last dolphin, chrome it, and put it on the hood. But later on, it was suggested that such a hood ornament would be aerodynamical, and in that way environmental, whereupon it was suggested he just drag the chromed dolphin behind the car instead. Other such issued was wether to keep one or two species of cow for producing cheeseburgers. One species would mean using more than one part of the animal for produce (milk, meat), which would be environmental. Using two species would increase biodiversity. The feeling also mirrors Dennis Leary's "Asshole" song, where he drives a pink 1968 Chevy convertable with whale skin hubcaps, all leather cow interor and big baby seal eyes for headlights. See *flag. |
| Feeling: | CIVilians |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You dump 1270 civilians in the sea. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon dumps 1270 civilians in the sea. |
| Classes: | funny, negative |
| Story: | From the old Amiga game Empire. One of the elements of Empire was country building, which it took to an almost ridiculous (but addicitive) degree of micro-management. One of the sector types one could build was an "urban centre", which could contain 10 times as many people as ordinary sectors (and was used to "grow people" for colonization, expansion and war). The 10x factor was a trick, since the actual value was just multiplied or divided by 10 whenever the "cilvilian" variable had anything to do with this sector type. Other types of sectors had other types of 10x variables, such as military (enlistment camps) or ore/shells/guns/etc (storehouses). This is where the grade "10:in bundles of 10" comes from. Once filled, the urban center could be empties, and if one follwed highway sectors, one could move them about ("in bundles of 10") without loosing mobility. However, one had to move them manually in a tricky text mode environment, and it was easy to make mistakes. If one missed the next highway sector and hit something else, one could loose a disasterous amount of mobility and possibly not make it all the way to the destination. If one hit an ocean sector... The game was played by Hans Petter, Daniel and Joakim. Different (but inferior) versions are available on the net today. |
| Feeling: | COFfee |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You sip your coffee and make annoying slurping noises. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sips his coffee and makes annoying slurping noises. |
| Classes: | audible, funny, vulgar |
| Feeling: | COLlective |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You put ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon puts ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg. |
| Him/her: | Nixon puts you in de collective borg borg borg. |
| Classes: | funny, negative, aggressive, superior, tactile |
| Story: | Spoof on the first Star Trek Next Generaton movie, and the infamous Borg, who assimilated prisoners into their hivemind, and of course, the *bork feeling. See *assimilate, as well. |
| Feeling: | COMBust |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You spontaneously combust. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon spontaneously combusts. |
| Default grade: | spontaneously |
| Classes: | funny, negative, audible |
| Feeling: | CROTch |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You grab your crotch, Michael Jackson style. Hoo! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon grabs his crotch, Michael Jackson style. Hoo! |
| Classes: | funny, audible |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | DEFEnestrate |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You defenestrate Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon defenestrates Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon defenestrates you. |
| Karma: | -4 |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, tactile, funny |
| Story: | Defenestration is a horrible way of execution, involving carrying the victim/lawbreaker to the top of a very tall tower, and then pushing him/her out. Particulary popular in the eastern parts of Europe, this tradition is now commemorated each year in some backwards town in Spain, using a goat instead of a real person. There's a whole series of messages associated with this, check it out on http://find.fix.no/. |
| Feeling: | DEGauss |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You press the degauss button. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon presses the degauss button. |
| Classes: | audible, funny |
| Feeling: | DISCo |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You do the disco duck. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon does the disco duck. |
| Classes: | funny, positive |
| Story: | Old "funny" from Viking mud. Nixon personally never liked it. It was actually removed after only a few months of importing the Viking feelings, and only reintroduced recently. |
| Feeling: | DON |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You don a dark and frightful cape and become Captain Napalm! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon dons a dark and frightful cape and becomes Captain Napalm! |
| Default extension: | Captain Napalm |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Story: | Another Calvin and Hobbes feeling. The particular strip has Calvin dive into a closet and dramatically change into Captan Napalm, Protector of the American Way (*** cat (through the looking glass, wossname) grin), but ends when he can't get the closet door open. "Mooom!" |
| Feeling: | DUCKOfdeath |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You are the Duck of Death. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is the Duck of Death. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20020921 |
| Feeling: | EATPatches |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | If you had your way, you'd eat patches every day. |
| Them (wo/focus): | If Nixon had his way, he'd eat patches every day. |
| Default grade: | patches |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20061230 |
| Feeling: | EJEct |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You flick a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon flicks a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon. |
| Him/her: | Nixon flicks a switch with your name on it, triggering an ejector mechanism sending you whizzing off into the horizon. |
| You (wo/focus): | You hit the eject-button and go spinning off into the air. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hits the eject-button and goes spinning off into the air. |
| Group: | sysops |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, funny, superior |
| Feeling: | ENGLAND2 |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | The things you do for England. |
| Them (wo/focus): | The things Nixon does for England. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | ERECTEd |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You stand erected. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stands erected. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | ERIGate |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You erigate yourself, by sheer force of will. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon erigates himself, by sheer force of will. |
| Classes: | funny, vulgar |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | EXHale |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You have tried, but you didn't exhale. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has tried, but he didn't exhale. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20050513 |
| Feeling: | EXplode |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You exclaim OH NO! and explode. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon exclaims OH NO! and explodes. |
| Classes: | funny, negative, audible |
| Story: | A reference to the computergame "Lemmings", when the little bastards always exclaims "OH NO!" and explodes, sending a spray of confetti everywhere. |
| Feeling: | FACeoff |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen's face off and wipe your ass with it. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen's face off and wipes his ass with it. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rips your face off and wipes his ass with it. |
| Classes: | aggressive, negative, funny, tactile, malignant |
| Feeling: | FAIl |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You try, but fail to run away. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon tries, but fails to run away. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | FALLEn |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You have fallen and you can't get up. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has fallen and he can't get up. |
| Classes: | funny, inferior |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | FALl |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You fall over, all by yourself. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon falls over, all by himself. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Story: | Vaguely related to John's ability to fall over, unaided. |
| Feeling: | FAMily |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You accuse Loffen of having married his wife's next door neighbour's brother's son's gardener. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon accuses Loffen of having married his wife's next door neighbour's brother's son's gardener. |
| Him/her: | Nixon accuses you of having married your wife's next door neightbour's brother's son's gardener. |
| Classes: | funny, negative |
| Feeling: | FATFuck |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | God _damn it_ you are such a big fat fuck. |
| Them (wo/focus): | God _damn it_ Nixon is such a big fat fuck. |
| Classes: | funny, negative |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | FINGer |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You calmly rub your forehead with your middle finger. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon calmly rubs his forehead with his middle finger. |
| Default grade: | calmly |
| Classes: | superior, negative, funny |
| Feeling: | FLAp |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You flap your arms. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon flaps his arms. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | FLEx |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You flex your muscles. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon flexes his muscles. |
| Classes: | funny, vulgar, superior |
| Feeling: | FORk |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You fork(). |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon fork()s. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | FUSe |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You blow a fuse. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon blows a fuse. |
| Classes: | audible, funny |
| Feeling: | GAYDIp |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You dip below the gaydar. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon dips below the gaydar. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20020921 |
| Feeling: | GAYRay |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You focus a beam of powerful gay-rays at Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon focuses a beam of powerful gay-rays at Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon focuses a beam of powerful gay-rays at you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You emit powerful gay-rays. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon emits powerful gay-rays. |
| Classes: | vulgar, funny |
| Story: | I don't know where the "gay ray" expression comes from (ask Tarjei "Mygel" Tjoenn or Ingrid "Dita" Oppsahl), but this feeling was added for Dita, after Tarjei used it as a "/me" emote a few times. |
| Feeling: | GAYWacs |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You download tactical reports from your circling GAYWACS. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon downloads tactical reports from his circling GAYWACS. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | GAZe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You gaze at Loffen, with huge, innocent eyes. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon gazes at Loffen, with huge, innocent eyes. |
| Him/her: | Nixon gazes at you, with huge, innocent eyes. |
| You (wo/focus): | You gaze around. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon gazes around. |
| Classes: | friendly, funny, positive |
| Feeling: | GEEk |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | I am geek, hear me squeak! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is geek, hear him squeak! |
| Classes: | funny, audible |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | GIRl |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You have never known a girl like Loffen before. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon has never known a girl like Loffen before. |
| Him/her: | Nixon has never known a girl like you before. |
| Classes: | funny, negative, malignant |
| Story: | From the mid 90s hit by this guy. Edwyn Collins. Used by Che and associates right when people were beginning to introduce gay-jokes to FIX. |
| Feeling: | GLUe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You superglue Loffen's doorlocks shut. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon superglues Loffen's doorlocks shut. |
| Him/her: | Nixon superglues your doorlocks shut. |
| You (wo/focus): | You put superglue in your doorlock. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon puts superglue in his doorlock. |
| Classes: | funny, malignant, negative |
| Feeling: | GOLf |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You cruelly force Loffen to play golf with old men. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon cruelly forces Loffen to play golf with old men. |
| Him/her: | Nixon cruelly forces you to play golf with old men. |
| You (wo/focus): | You play golf with old men. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon plays golf with old men. |
| Default grade: | cruelly |
| Classes: | malignant, funny |
| Story: | Most probably conceived by Martin Raknerud of FeskarNEtt and Gatas Parlament, along with (now defunct *pingpong (not *ping and *pong)). Might also come from Limamud. |
| Feeling: | GROuphug |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You embrace everyone in a great big grouphug! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon embraces everyone in a great big grouphug! |
| Classes: | tactile, positive, affectionate, friendly, funny |
| Feeling: | HALF |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You want HALF of Loffen's shit! |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon wants HALF of Loffen's shit! |
| Him/her: | Nixon wants HALF your shit! |
| You (wo/focus): | You want HALF! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon wants HALF! |
| Classes: | funny, negative, aggressive |
| Story: | A reference to the livemovie of Eddie Murphy, "Raw", where he jokes about some woman divorcing her husband and taking "half her shit". He then goes on to joke about himself marrying some bush bitch, which then also wants "half his shit". |
| Feeling: | HARdon |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You have a hardon. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has a hardon. |
| Classes: | funny, vulgar |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | HELIcopter |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You pull down your pants and do the helicopter. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pulls down his pants and does the helicopter. |
| Classes: | vulgar, funny |
| Feeling: | HELMet |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Life sucks. You get a fucking helmet. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Life sucks. Nixon gets a fucking helmet. |
| Classes: | funny, negative |
| Story: | From Dennis Leary's talkshow "No Cure for Cancer". He has a thing with helmets. |
| Feeling: | HIP |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You make funny hip-thrusting movements. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes funny hip-thrusting movements. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | HOE |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You put your hand over your eyes and shake your head, going "no, no, no." |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon puts his hand over his eyes and shakes his head, going "no, no, no." |
| Classes: | funny, superior, affectionate |
| Feeling: | HONda |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You have that Honda feeling. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has that Honda feeling. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | HOP |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You hop around like a bunny, looking foolish. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hops around like a bunny, looking foolish. |
| Classes: | funny, negative |
| Feeling: | HUMP |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You hump Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon humps Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon humps you. |
| Classes: | tactile, vulgar, funny |
| Feeling: | IMAgine |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You imagine all the people. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon imagines all the people. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | IMPACt |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You brace for impact. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon braces for impact. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | INCApable |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You are not lazy, just incapable. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is not lazy, just incapable. |
| Classes: | funny, inferior |
| Created: | 20020329 |
| Feeling: | INTercom |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You lean on the intercom. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon leans on the intercom. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | JEDi |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | Loffen doesn't need to see your identification. Move along. |
| Them (w/focus): | Loffen doesn't need to see Nixon's identification. Move along. |
| Him/her: | You don't need to see Nixon's identification. Move along. |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Story: | From the movie "Star Wars". This is the "Jedi Mind Trick". It was actually attempted once by Vegard Munthe (who fittingly has the nick Wedge), when he was checked for tickets at the subway in Oslo, and didn't have one. It didn't work, and he ran. |
| Feeling: | JERKoff |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You jerk Loffen off. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon jerks Loffen off. |
| Him/her: | Nixon jerks you off. |
| You (wo/focus): | You jerk off. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon jerks off. |
| Karma: | -5 |
| Classes: | vulgar, funny, negative |
| Feeling: | JERN |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | Du spør om Loffen er av jern. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon spør om Loffen er av jern. |
| Him/her: | Nixon spør om du er av jern. |
| You (wo/focus): | Du er av jern. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon er av jern. |
| Karma: | 1 |
| Classes: | funny, positive |
| Story: | From John, he might have gotten it from the Dr. S comic strip episode "Garve og Lim - en Interaktiv Tegneserie". (John got into the habit of asking if "du er av jern" ("are you made of iron?") after he asked one of Ellinor and Daniels cats about it once when he was very drunk. He still hasn't recovered from how funny he thought this was. |
| Feeling: | JUmp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You jump up and down on Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon jumps up and down on Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon jumps up and down on you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You jump up and down. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon jumps up and down. |
| Classes: | aggressive, funny, negative |
| Feeling: | KARate |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You crouch in a vicious karate stance. Hi-aaaaw. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon crouches in a vicious karate stance. Hi-aaaaw. |
| Classes: | funny, aggressive |
| Feeling: | KICKBaby |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You kick the baby! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon kicks the baby! |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | KNEECaps |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You split Loffen's kneecaps. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon splits Loffen's kneecaps. |
| Him/her: | Nixon splits your kneecaps. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, funny |
| Feeling: | LAUGHSign |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You flash the LAUGHTER sign. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon flashes the LAUGHTER sign. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | LAWN |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You fought the lawn. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon fought the lawn. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | LEAk |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You leak memory. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon leaks memory. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | LEFT |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You have left the building. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has left the building. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | LIFe |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Life! Don't talk to me about life! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Life! Don't talk to Nixon about life! |
| Classes: | funny, negative |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | LOOKslike |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Looks like a job for STUPENDOUS MAN! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Looks like a job for STUPENDOUS MAN! |
| Default extension: | STUPENDOUS MAN |
| Group: | sysops |
| Classes: | funny, superior, audible |
| Feeling: | LOTHar |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You do not walk with other men; you are Lothar, of the Hill People. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon does not walk with other men; he is Lothar, of the Hill People. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Story: | From Viking MUD. Possibly from some movie, probably not. This is a very good example of a beautiful, elegant feeling with a life of its own. |
| Feeling: | LOVE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | No, no. You _love_ Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | No, no. Nixon _loves_ Loffen. |
| Him/her: | No, no. Nixon _loves_ you. |
| Classes: | funny, affectionate |
| Feeling: | LURemus |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You slap an oval, hairy sticker saying LUREMUS onto Loffen's chest. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps an oval, hairy sticker saying LUREMUS onto Loffen's chest. |
| Him/her: | Nixon slaps an oval, hairy sticker saying LUREMUS onto your chest. |
| Classes: | funny, negative, tactile |
| Story: | Plays on the stickers people of various categories had to put on their clothes in concentration camps during the reign of the nazis. Che and Elbrah branded some of the different girls at FIX as "luremus" at a period when there were several nice girls around who were talking privately to different people and spilling feelings and the occasional embarrassing line into #chat. Was quickly incorporated into the general gay-joke ensamble of feelings. |
| Feeling: | MAGIsk |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Huhuhu! Du er magisk! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Huhuhu! Nixon er magisk! |
| Group: | hans_petter.jansson |
| Classes: | superior, funny |
| Feeling: | MAKEFATfuck |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | God _damn it_ Loffen is such a big fat fuck. |
| Them (w/focus): | God _damn it_ Loffen is such a big fat fuck. |
| Him/her: | God _damn it_ you are such a big fat fuck. |
| Karma: | -5 |
| Group: | sysops |
| Classes: | funny, negative, superior, malignant |
| Created: | 20030906 |
| Feeling: | MAZe |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | MEETings |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You decide that the meetings shall continue until morale improves. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon decides that the meetings shall continue until morale improves. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20040531 |
| Story: | Johannes Groedem's variation over the *beatings feeling. |
| Feeling: | MENTOs |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You pop a Mentos, and give a smiling thumbs-up! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pops a Mentos, and gives a smiling thumbs-up! |
| Classes: | positive, funny |
| Story: | Plays on the commercial for the candy "Mentos", where the person(s) always encounters a problem, pops a Mentos, smiles and gives a thumbs-up and solves the problem in a really cool/funny/nauseating way. We can thank that weird FIX legend Brodie Michael Wesley "Mad_Hatter" Kelly for adding it as a feeling. |
| Feeling: | MIKE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You turn off Loffen's mike. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon turns off Loffen's mike. |
| Him/her: | Nixon turns off your mike. |
| You (wo/focus): | You tap your collar microphone. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon taps his collar microphone. |
| Classes: | audible, funny |
| Feeling: | MMOAn |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You make Loffen moan. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon makes Loffen moan. |
| Him/her: | Nixon makes you moan úB. |
| Group: | rune.hansen |
| Classes: | tactile, funny |
| Feeling: | MOMsays |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | But your mom says you're coolly! |
| Them (wo/focus): | But Nixon's mom says he's coolly! |
| Default extension: | coolly |
| Classes: | inferior, funny |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | MOOnwalk |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You moonwalk up and down Loffen's ass. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon moonwalks up and down Loffen's ass. |
| Him/her: | Nixon moonwalks up and down your ass. |
| Classes: | negative, vulgar, funny, tactile |
| Story: | What Michael Jackson threatens to do in Eddie Murphy's "Raw". |
| Feeling: | MOTorcycle |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You would rather be riding your motorcycle. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon would rather be riding his motorcycle. |
| Group: | stein.andersen |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | MSP |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You're a Mentally Sick Person. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon, the Mentally Sick Person. |
| Classes: | inferior, funny |
| Story: | Magnus "Loffen" and Brodie "Mad_Hatter" Kelly had a relatively unstable period in their lives, and were self-pronounced MSP's (Mentally Sick Persons). Only Brodie "Mad_Hatter" Kelly got it officially recognized, though. |
| Feeling: | NCUrse |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You ncurse. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon ncurses. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | NIBble |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You nibble at Loffen's ear. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon nibbles at Loffen's ear. |
| Him/her: | Nixon nibbles at your ear. |
| Classes: | tactile, friendly, vulgar, affectionate, funny |
| Feeling: | NOHAnded |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You notice that Loffen is an expert at no handed typing... |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon notices that Loffen is an expert at no handed typing... |
| Him/her: | Nixon notices that you're and expert at no handed typing. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20061231 |
| Feeling: | NOSe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You accuse Loffen of having a big nose! |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon accuses Loffen of having a big nose! |
| Him/her: | Nixon accuses you of having a big nose! |
| You (wo/focus): | You have a big nose. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has a big nose. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | OBScene |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You roll your eyes and make an obscene hand gesture. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rolls his eyes and makes an obscene hand gesture. |
| Classes: | vulgar, funny, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | ORBit |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You say we should take off and nuke the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon says we should take off and nuke the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | OVErrun |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You overrun Loffen with fire and the sword. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon overruns Loffen with fire and the sword. |
| Him/her: | Nixon overruns you with fire and the sword. |
| Default extension: | with fire and the sword |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | funny, aggressive, negative, superior |
| Feeling: | PACKin |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You be packin'. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon be packin'. |
| Classes: | aggressive, funny |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | PANTS |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You take your pants off to Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon takes his pants off to Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon takes his pants off to you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You take your pants off. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon takes his pants off. |
| Classes: | friendly, positive, funny, vulgar |
| Feeling: | PAWN |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You pawn Loffen and swallow the ticket. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pawns Loffen and swallows the ticket. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pawns you and swallows the ticket. |
| Classes: | funny, negative |
| Feeling: | PEAches |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | If you had your way, you'd eat peaches every day. |
| Them (wo/focus): | If Nixon had his way, he'd eat peaches every day. |
| Default grade: | peaches |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | PILS |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Du tar pils. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon tar pils. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | PLANEcrash |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You make like a plane, crashing. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes like a plane, crashing. |
| Classes: | negative, audible, funny |
| Feeling: | PORNsweep |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You instigate an apartment wide pornsweep. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon instigates an apartment wide pornsweep. |
| Classes: | vulgar, funny |
| Created: | 20010801 |
| Feeling: | PROGRAMming |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You now return to your regularly scheduled programming. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon now returns to his regularly scheduled programming. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | PUKe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You puke on Loffen's shoes. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon pukes on Loffen's shoes. |
| Him/her: | Nixon pukes on your shoes. |
| You (wo/focus): | You puke on your shoes. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pukes on his shoes. |
| Classes: | vulgar, aggressive, funny, negative |
| Feeling: | PULp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You beat Loffen to a bloody pulp. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon beats Loffen to a bloody pulp. |
| Him/her: | Nixon beats you to a bloody pulp. |
| Karma: | -3 |
| Classes: | funny, aggressive, tactile, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | RAPe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rape Loffen's nostrils. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rapes Loffen's nostrils. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rapes your nostrils. |
| Classes: | vulgar, funny, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | REBoot |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You reboot Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon reboots Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon reboots you. |
| You (wo/focus): | You reboot yourself in an attempt to improve stability. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon reboots himself in an attempt to improve stability. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | REENact |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You join a Historical Klingon Battle Reenactment Society. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon joins a Historical Klingon Battle Reenactment Society. |
| Default extension: | Klingon Battle |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20030908 |
| Feeling: | RESPect |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You mean, you respect human life and all, but... |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon means, he respects human life and all, but... |
| Classes: | positive, funny, superior |
| Story: | From Natural Born Killers. First in the *respect/*massmurderer combo. |
| Feeling: | ROCk |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You rock the free world. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rocks the free world. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | RUB |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You rub up against Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon rubs up against Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon rubs up against you. |
| Classes: | funny, tactile, vulgar |
| Feeling: | RUBBERGlue |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You are rubber, Loffen is glue. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon is rubber, Loffen is glue. |
| Him/her: | Nixon is rubber, you are glue. |
| Classes: | funny, negative |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | RUBberglove |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You snap on a rubber glove. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon snaps on a rubber glove. |
| Classes: | funny, vulgar |
| Feeling: | SALt |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You salt Loffen liberally. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon salts Loffen liberally. |
| Him/her: | Nixon salts you liberally. |
| Default extension: | liberally |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | SCOoby |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | Now let's see who Loffen really is! You remove his mask, revealing none other than Nils Arne Eggen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Now let's see who Loffen really is! Nixon removes his mask, revealing none other than Nils Arne Eggen. |
| Him/her: | Now let's see who you really are! Nixon removes your mask, revealing none other than Nils Arne Eggen. |
| Default extension: | Nils Arne Eggen |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | SHAkehead |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You shake Loffen's head. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon shakes Loffen's head. |
| Him/her: | Nixon shakes your head. |
| Classes: | aggressive, funny, tactile, negative |
| Feeling: | SHAmpoo |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You take that shampoo bottle and shove it up Loffen's ass. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up Loffen's ass. |
| Him/her: | Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up your ass. |
| You (wo/focus): | You take that shampoo bottle and shove it up your ass. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up his ass. |
| Classes: | funny, vulgar, tactile |
| Created: | 19991207 |
| Feeling: | SHIELDSUp |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You touch a switch on your watch- shields up! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon touches a switch on his watch- shields up! |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Story: | From a pre-FIX personality, Hans Petter Bakken, who would occasionally enter "shields up" mode at school, when in fights, which would usually mean he would shout it aloud, tip his desk over, and assume a rifle firing position behind it. |
| Feeling: | SHITEis |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You suffer from don't-give-a-shite-is. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon suffers from don't-give-a-shite-is. |
| Classes: | funny, negative |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | SHIt |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | My god, you are full of shit! |
| Them (wo/focus): | My god, Nixon is full of shit! |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | SHOElaces |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You tie Loffen's shoelaces together. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon ties Loffen's shoelaces together. |
| Him/her: | Nixon ties your shoelaces together. |
| You (wo/focus): | You tie your shoelaces together. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon ties his shoelaces together. |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | funny, aggressive, negative, tactile |
| Feeling: | SLEEp |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You crawl into bed with Loffen and fall asleep. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon crawls into bed with Loffen and falls asleep. |
| Him/her: | Nixon crawls into bed with you and falls asleep. |
| You (wo/focus): | You fall asleep. (Thump!) |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon falls asleep. (Thump!) |
| Classes: | funny, audible |
| Feeling: | SOUrce |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You use the Source. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon uses the Source. |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Feeling: | SPIKe |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You spike the punch. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon spikes the punch. |
| Classes: | malignant, funny |
| Created: | 20040118 |
| Feeling: | SPIN |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You spin Loffen around. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon spins Loffen around. |
| Him/her: | Nixon spins you around. |
| You (wo/focus): | You spin around in little circles. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon spins around in little circles. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | SPINDown |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You spin down. Whheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm. Click. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon spins down. Wheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm. Click. |
| Classes: | funny, audible |
| Story: | Hard disk emoticon. Nothing special about it except it marked an awareness of he problem of which words should be key words for feelings, as Joakim wanted this to be *spin, while I preferred *down (with *spin already talken, and all). Also, some people didn't like the IRCishness of this feeling. |
| Feeling: | SPITFire |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You yell "achtung, Spitfire!" and throw yourself face-down in the dirt. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon yells "achtung, Spitfire!" and throws himself face-down in the dirt. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | SPITTrigger |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Incoming Spitfire! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Incoming Spitfire! |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | SPIff |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You don your Spaceman Spiff outfit. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon dons his Spaceman Spiff outfit. |
| Classes: | funny, superior |
| Feeling: | SQUareroot |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You scrawl 25.807 on your forehead, marking you the square root of all evil. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon scrawls 25.807 on his forehead, marking him the square root of all evil. |
| Classes: | negative, funny |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | SUSPect |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You suspect Loffen. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon suspects Loffen. |
| Him/her: | Nixon suspects you. |
| Classes: | negative, funny |
| Feeling: | SUSPenders |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You lean back and snap your suspenders. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon leans back and snaps his suspenders. |
| Classes: | funny, audible |
| Feeling: | TACKA |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Du vill tacka livet. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon vill tacka livet. |
| Classes: | audible, funny |
| Feeling: | TAPE |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You blatantly tape Loffen's mouth shut. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon blatantly tapes Loffen's mouth shut. |
| Him/her: | Nixon blatantly tapes your mouth shut. |
| Default grade: | blatantly |
| Classes: | funny, tactile, negative, aggressive, superior |
| Feeling: | TARzan |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You Tarzan, Loffen Jane. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon Tarzan, Loffen Jane. |
| Him/her: | Nixon Tarzan, you Jane. |
| Classes: | funny, superior, inferior |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | TECHnology |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You haven't got the technology. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hasn't got the technology. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20020329 |
| Feeling: | THIRd |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You third that. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon thirds that. |
| Classes: | funny, positive |
| Created: | 20010421 |
| Feeling: | THROWDown |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You throw yourself face-down in the dirt. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon throws himself face-down in the dirt. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | TICKLe |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | Loffen ends up in a heap on the floor as you tickle him mercilessly. |
| Them (w/focus): | Loffen ends up in a heap on the floor as Nixon tickles him mercilessly. |
| Him/her: | You end up in a heap on the floor as Nixon tickles you mercilessly. |
| Default extension: | mercilessly |
| Classes: | negative, affectionate, tactile, funny |
| Feeling: | TITtytwist |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You reach over and twist Loffen's titty. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon reaches over and twists Loffen's titty. |
| Him/her: | Nixon reaches over and twists your titty. |
| Classes: | funny, tactile |
| Feeling: | TOWEr |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You make like a tower, crashing. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes like a tower, crashing. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Created: | 20020329 |
| Feeling: | TRUth |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You can't handle the truth! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon can't handle the truth! |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | UANsett |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | Du holder takten uansett. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon holder takten uansett. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Feeling: | VERtebrae |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You are back like a vertebrae. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is back like a vertebrae. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Story: | A reference to a lyric in Insane Clown Posses album "The Great Milenko". |
| Feeling: | WAR |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You declare WAR on damaged hair and split ends! |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon declares WAR on damaged hair and split ends! |
| Classes: | aggressive, funny |
| Feeling: | WEDgie |
|---|---|
| You (w/focus): | You give Loffen a huge wedgie. |
| Them (w/focus): | Nixon gives Loffen a huge wedgie. |
| Him/her: | Nixon reaches down into your trousers, pulling up your undies until you think you're gonna die! |
| Karma: | -2 |
| Classes: | malignant, aggressive, tactile, funny, superior, negative |
| Feeling: | WHEel |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You wheel around on your hands. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon wheels around on his hands. |
| Classes: | funny, positive |
| Feeling: | WIGgle |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You wiggle your ass. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon wiggles his ass. |
| Classes: | vulgar, funny |
| Created: | 19991123 |
| Feeling: | WOK |
|---|---|
| You (wo/focus): | You take a little wok to the edge of town. |
| Them (wo/focus): | Nixon takes a little wok to the edge of town. |
| Classes: | funny |
| Story: | Nick Cave seems to have a speech impediment. It should be "walk", but somehow Caves version makes less sense, but more fun. Other such fun Cave lyrics are "Zorro's Child" (Sorrow's Child), check http://find.fix.no/ for more. |