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Feeling:CABIN
You (wo/focus):You have just lost cabin pressure.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has just lost cabin pressure.
Created:20040118

Feeling:CACkle
You (wo/focus):You throw your head back and cackle.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon throws his head back and cackles.
Classes:negative, audible, malignant, superior

Feeling:CALEndar
You (wo/focus):You check with your calendar, and cancel your appointment with Cameron Diaz.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon checks with his calendar, and cancels his appointment with Cameron Diaz.
Default extension:Cameron Diaz
Classes:funny, superior

Feeling:CALIPh
You (wo/focus):You're the Caliph of Mischief.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's the Caliph of Mischief.
Created:20050513

Feeling:CALLbluff
You (w/focus):You call Loffen's bluff.
Them (w/focus):Nixon calls Loffen's bluff.
Him/her:Nixon calls your bluff.
Created:20040531

Feeling:CALMdown
You (wo/focus):You calm down.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon calms down.
Created:19991123

Feeling:CANCER
You (wo/focus):You come down with cancer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon comes down with cancer.
Created:20040531

Feeling:CANCel
You (wo/focus):You cancel that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cancels that.
Created:20020925

Feeling:CANE
You (w/focus):You wield the cane on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon wields the cane on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon wields the cane on you.
You (wo/focus):You fetch your cane.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fetches his cane.
Karma:-2
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile, superior

Feeling:CANHead
You (wo/focus):You crush a beer can on your forehead.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crushes a beer can on his forehead.
Classes:vulgar, funny
Story:Probably picked up from the LimaMUD system, which probably got it from Beavis and Butthead.

Feeling:CANTHelpit
You (wo/focus):You can't help it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon can't help it.
Created:20010421

Feeling:CANTell
You (wo/focus):You can tell.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon can tell.
Created:20040531

Feeling:CANTsay
You (wo/focus):If you can't say something nice, you won't say anything at all.
Them (wo/focus):If Nixon can't say something nice, he won't say anything at all.
Created:20010801

Feeling:CANit
You (wo/focus):You can it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cans it.
Created:20071012

Feeling:CAPITAlism
You (wo/focus):You praise the wonders of capitalism.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon praises the wonders of capitalism.
Group:burgeois
Classes:burgeois

Feeling:CAPItulate
You (w/focus):You capitulate to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon capitulates to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon capitulates to Loffen.
You (wo/focus):You capitulate.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon capitulates.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:CAPSize
You (wo/focus):You capsize.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon capsizes.
Created:20071012

Feeling:CAR
You (wo/focus):You go to move your car.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes to move his car.

Feeling:CARD
You (w/focus):You card Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cards Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cards you.
You (wo/focus):You are being carded.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is being carded.
Classes:negative

Feeling:CARE
You (wo/focus):You care.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cares.
Created:20040531

Feeling:CARELess
You (wo/focus):You couldn't care less.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon couldn't care less.
Classes:superior, negative

Feeling:CARPet
You (w/focus):You whistle innocently as you sweep Loffen under the carpet.
Them (w/focus):Nixon whistles innocently as he sweeps Loffen under the carpet.
Him/her:Nixon whistles innocently as he sweeps you under the carpet.
Classes:superior, funny

Feeling:CASH
You (w/focus):You cash in on Loffen's victory.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cashes in on Loffen's victory.
Him/her:Nixon cashes in on your victory.

Feeling:CAT
You (wo/focus):You swing a dead cat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon swings a dead cat.
Created:20080316

Feeling:CAVein
You (wo/focus):You cave in.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon caves in.

Feeling:CELEbrate
You (wo/focus):You celebrate!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon celebrates!
Classes:positive

Feeling:CELLar
You (wo/focus):That thing in the cellar is not your mother!
Them (wo/focus):That thing in the cellar is not Nixon's mother!
Classes:funny

Feeling:CHALiceofmalice
You (wo/focus):You're the Chalice of Malice.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Chalice of Malice.
Created:20030412

Feeling:CHANt
You (wo/focus):You chant.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon chants.
Classes:audible

Feeling:CHARTs
You (wo/focus):You're off the charts.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's off the charts.
Created:20061230

Feeling:CHARge
You (w/focus):You charge Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon charges Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon charges you.
Classes:negative, aggressive
Created:19991123

Feeling:CHASE
You (wo/focus):You cut to the chase.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cuts to the chase.
Created:20040531

Feeling:CHEAT
You (wo/focus):You need to cheat in order to compete.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon needs to cheat in order to compete.
Created:20080316

Feeling:CHECk
You (wo/focus):You check.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon checks.
Created:20071012

Feeling:CHEEr
You (w/focus):You cheer at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cheers at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cheers at you.
You (wo/focus):You cheer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cheers.
Classes:friendly, positive, audible

Feeling:CHESt
You (wo/focus):You beat your chest. Thump, thump, thump!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon beats his chest. Thump, thump, thump!
Classes:funny, audible, vulgar, aggressive, positive

Feeling:CHEW
You (wo/focus):You chew thoughtfully.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon chews thoughtfully.
Default grade:thoughtfully

Feeling:CHEWBacca
You (wo/focus):You use the Chewbacca defense.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon uses the Chewbacca defense.
Classes:funny
Created:20010801

Feeling:CHINpinch
You (w/focus):You pinch Loffen's chin.
Them (w/focus):Nixon pinches Loffen's chin.
Him/her:Nixon pinches your chin.
Created:20010421

Feeling:CHIll
You (wo/focus):You chill.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon chills.

Feeling:CHIrp
You (wo/focus):You chirp.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon chirps.
Classes:audible

Feeling:CHROMe
You (wo/focus):You stuff and chrome the world's last dolphin and put it on the hood of your car.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stuffs and chromes the world's last dolphin and puts it on the hood of his car.
Karma:-3
Classes:superior, aggressive, funny, malignant
Story:From alt.pave.the.earth, the rival group to alt.destroy.the.earth, as the anti-group for alt.save.the.earth, and in my opinion, superior. This was an actual posting, in a sequence of messages relating to how to ornament the various hypercars people would build when they had paved the entire surface of the world, and could drive as fast as they wanted without such tiresome encumberances as, say, steering. This guy had almost seemed to "win" by suggesting he'd take the last dolphin, chrome it, and put it on the hood. But later on, it was suggested that such a hood ornament would be aerodynamical, and in that way environmental, whereupon it was suggested he just drag the chromed dolphin behind the car instead. Other such issued was wether to keep one or two species of cow for producing cheeseburgers. One species would mean using more than one part of the animal for produce (milk, meat), which would be environmental. Using two species would increase biodiversity. The feeling also mirrors Dennis Leary's "Asshole" song, where he drives a pink 1968 Chevy convertable with whale skin hubcaps, all leather cow interor and big baby seal eyes for headlights. See *flag.

Feeling:CHUckle
You (wo/focus):You chuckle.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon chuckles.
Classes:positive, audible

Feeling:CIGar
You (wo/focus):You puff your cuban cigar.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon puffs his cuban cigar.
Classes:superior, red, white

Feeling:CIRcle
You (w/focus):You circle Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon circles Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon circles you.

Feeling:CITY
You (wo/focus):Later you awoke in agony and learned that while you were sleeping the city had burned.
Them (wo/focus):Later Nixon awoke in agony and learned that while he was sleeping the city had burned.
Created:20020921

Feeling:CIVilians
You (wo/focus):You dump 1270 civilians in the sea.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dumps 1270 civilians in the sea.
Classes:funny, negative
Story:From the old Amiga game Empire. One of the elements of Empire was country building, which it took to an almost ridiculous (but addicitive) degree of micro-management. One of the sector types one could build was an "urban centre", which could contain 10 times as many people as ordinary sectors (and was used to "grow people" for colonization, expansion and war). The 10x factor was a trick, since the actual value was just multiplied or divided by 10 whenever the "cilvilian" variable had anything to do with this sector type. Other types of sectors had other types of 10x variables, such as military (enlistment camps) or ore/shells/guns/etc (storehouses). This is where the grade "10:in bundles of 10" comes from. Once filled, the urban center could be empties, and if one follwed highway sectors, one could move them about ("in bundles of 10") without loosing mobility. However, one had to move them manually in a tricky text mode environment, and it was easy to make mistakes. If one missed the next highway sector and hit something else, one could loose a disasterous amount of mobility and possibly not make it all the way to the destination. If one hit an ocean sector... The game was played by Hans Petter, Daniel and Joakim. Different (but inferior) versions are available on the net today.

Feeling:CJOIn
You (wo/focus):You join in the crusade.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon joins in the crusade.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, friendly, positive, inferior

Feeling:CLAphands
You (wo/focus):You clap your hands.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon claps his hands.
Classes:audible, positive

Feeling:CLAws
You (wo/focus):You grow claws.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon grows claws.
Classes:negative, aggressive, malignant

Feeling:CLEar
You (wo/focus):You clear your throat.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon clears his throat.
Classes:audible

Feeling:CLIng
You (w/focus):You cling to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon clings to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon clings to you.
Classes:tactile

Feeling:CLOWN
You (wo/focus):You are crying on the inside, like a clown.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is crying on the inside, like a clown.
Created:20010801

Feeling:CLUE
You (w/focus):You hit Loffen with a clue-by-four.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hits Loffen with a clue-by-four.
Him/her:Nixon hits Loffen with a clue-by-four.
You (wo/focus):You tap into the clue-stream.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon taps into the clue-stream.
Created:20040118

Feeling:CLUck
You (wo/focus):You cluck to yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon clucks to himself.
Classes:positive, audible

Feeling:COCKFlavour
You (wo/focus):You're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop.
Created:20050513

Feeling:COFfee
You (wo/focus):You sip your coffee and make annoying slurping noises.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sips his coffee and makes annoying slurping noises.
Classes:audible, funny, vulgar

Feeling:COKe
You (wo/focus):You guzzle a Coke.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon guzzles a Coke.

Feeling:COLLAR
You (w/focus):You grab ahold of Loffen by the collar.
Them (w/focus):Nixon grabs ahold of Loffen by the collar.
Him/her:Nixon grabs ahold of you by the collar.
Classes:tactile
Created:20040118

Feeling:COLLapse
You (wo/focus):You collapse.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon collapses.
Created:20020921

Feeling:COLONies
You (wo/focus):A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies.
Them (wo/focus):A new life awaits Nixon in the off-world colonies.
Created:20040118

Feeling:COLlective
You (w/focus):You put ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg.
Them (w/focus):Nixon puts ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg.
Him/her:Nixon puts you in de collective borg borg borg.
Classes:funny, negative, aggressive, superior, tactile
Story:Spoof on the first Star Trek Next Generaton movie, and the infamous Borg, who assimilated prisoners into their hivemind, and of course, the *bork feeling. See *assimilate, as well.

Feeling:COMA
You (wo/focus):You wake from a 140 episode coma.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wakes from a 140 episode coma.
Created:20040118

Feeling:COMB
You (wo/focus):You lick your comb.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon licks his comb.
Created:20050513

Feeling:COMBust
You (wo/focus):You spontaneously combust.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon spontaneously combusts.
Default grade:spontaneously
Classes:funny, negative, audible

Feeling:COMINg
You (wo/focus):You saw that one coming.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon saw that one coming.
Created:20050513

Feeling:COMMENTout
You (w/focus):You comment Loffen out.
Them (w/focus):Nixon comments Loffen out.
Him/her:Nixon comments you out.
Created:20061231

Feeling:COMPLain
You (w/focus):You complain about Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon complains about Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon complains about you.
You (wo/focus):You complain.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon complains.
Classes:negative, audible

Feeling:COMPOse
You (wo/focus):You compose yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon composes himself.
Created:19991123

Feeling:COMPly
You (wo/focus):You comply.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon complies.
Classes:inferior
Created:20010421

Feeling:COMfort
You (w/focus):You comfort Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon comforts Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon comforts you.
Karma:3
Classes:friendly, affectionate, positive, superior

Feeling:CON
You (w/focus):You shamelessly con Loffen out of his pants.
Them (w/focus):Nixon shamelessly cons Loffen out of his pants.
Him/her:Nixon shamelessly cons you out of your pants.
You (wo/focus):You have the Con.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has the Con.
Default grade:shamelessly
Karma:-1
Classes:superior, negative, malignant

Feeling:CONCentrate
You (wo/focus):You concentrate.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon concentrates.

Feeling:CONCur
You (wo/focus):You concur.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon concurs.
Classes:positive
Created:20020921

Feeling:CONDolences
You (w/focus):You extend your condolences to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon extends his condolences to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon extends his condolences to you.
You (wo/focus):You extend your condolences.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon extends his condolences.
Karma:1
Classes:friendly

Feeling:CONFess
You (w/focus):You confess to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon confesses to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon confesses to you.
You (wo/focus):You confess.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon confesses.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:CONGratulate
You (w/focus):You congratulate Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon congratulates Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon congratulates you.
Karma:2
Classes:friendly, positive, audible

Feeling:CONSider
You (w/focus):You consider Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon considers Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon considers you.
You (wo/focus):You consider it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon considers it.

Feeling:CONTain
You (wo/focus):You can hardly contain yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon can hardly contain himself.
Story:A reference to the hilarious cartoon "Ren and Stimpy".

Feeling:CONVersationstopper
You (wo/focus):You, the conversation stopper.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon, the conversation stopper.

Feeling:COOKbooks
You (wo/focus):You cook the books.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cooks the books.
Created:20071012

Feeling:COPIlot
You (wo/focus):Jesus is your co-pilot.
Them (wo/focus):Jesus is Nixon's co-pilot.
Default grade:Jesus
Created:20071012

Feeling:CORNer
You (wo/focus):You stand in a corner.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stands in a corner.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:CORNflake
You (wo/focus):You are not a unique and beautiful cornflake.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is not a unique and beautiful cornflake.
Created:19991207

Feeling:CORPse
You (wo/focus):You leave a pretty corpse.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon leaves a pretty corpse.
Created:20071012

Feeling:CORRect
You (w/focus):You correct Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon corrects Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon corrects you.
You (wo/focus):You stand corrected.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stands corrected.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:CORedump
You (w/focus):You dump core on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon dumps core on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon dumps core on you.
You (wo/focus):You dump core.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dumps core.
Story:When a unix program crashes, it writes a file containing the area of memory that was allocated to it, for debugging purposes. The file name is "core", and the process is called making a core dump. Also used about people who spill their guts, i. e. tell other people too much about themselves too fast. See The Hacker's Dictionary.

Feeling:COStanza
You (wo/focus):You toss your hand out, Costanza style.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tosses his hand out, Costanza style.
Story:Plays on George Costanza's (in the series "Seinfeld") unique way of showing stress, lack of understanding ("What? What?"), panic, and just about any other feeling by simply tossing out his hands.

Feeling:COUGh
You (wo/focus):You cough.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon coughs.
Classes:audible

Feeling:COUNTblessings
You (wo/focus):You count your blessings.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon counts his blessings.
Created:20081229

Feeling:COURt
You (wo/focus):You will have your day in court!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon will have his day in court!
Created:19991123

Feeling:COWer
You (wo/focus):You cower in fear.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cowers in fear.
Classes:negative, inferior

Feeling:CRACkup
You (wo/focus):You crack up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cracks up.
Classes:positive, audible

Feeling:CRAMP
You (w/focus):You cramp Loffen's style.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cramps Loffen style.
Him/her:Nixon cramps your style.
Created:20071012

Feeling:CRASHandburn
You (wo/focus):You crash and burn.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crashes and burns.
Classes:negative
Created:20010422

Feeling:CRAZYivan
You (wo/focus):You pull a Crazy Ivan.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pulls a Crazy Ivan.
Created:20081229

Feeling:CREAM
You (wo/focus):You have a very effective cream for that.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a very effective cream for that.
Created:20080316

Feeling:CREEPyhug
You (w/focus):You creepy hug Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon creepy hugs Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon creepy hugs you.
Created:20050513
Story:The Daily Show's creepy hug wins out over Dr. Phil's tough love.

Feeling:CRIME
You (wo/focus):You do the crime, you do the time.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon does the crime, Nixon does the time.
Created:20081229

Feeling:CRInge
You (wo/focus):You cringe.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cringes.
Classes:negative

Feeling:CROSS
You (wo/focus):You cross your legs.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crosses his legs.
Created:20061230

Feeling:CROSSFingers
You (w/focus):You cross your fingers for Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon crosses his fingers for Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon crosses his fingers for you.
You (wo/focus):You cross your fingers.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crosses his fingers.
Classes:friendly, positive

Feeling:CROSSSign
You (wo/focus):You make the sign of the cross.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes the sign of the cross.
Created:19991123

Feeling:CROTch
You (wo/focus):You grab your crotch, Michael Jackson style. Hoo!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon grabs his crotch, Michael Jackson style. Hoo!
Classes:funny, audible
Created:20040118

Feeling:CROWdplease
You (w/focus):You have Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight!
Them (w/focus):Nixon has Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight!
Him/her:Nixon has you publicly executed, to the crowd's delight!
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:CRUCify
You (w/focus):You crucify Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon crucifies Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon crucifies you.
Classes:negative, aggressive
Created:20040531

Feeling:CRUSAde
You (w/focus):You organize a crusade against Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon organizes a crusade against Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon organizes a crusade against Loffen.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, superior, positive

Feeling:CRUSH
You (w/focus):You crush Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy!
Them (w/focus):Nixon crushes Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy!
Him/her:Nixon crushes your feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy!
You (wo/focus):You crush the riff-raff's rebellion.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crushes the riff-raff's rebellion.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, superior, negative

Feeling:CRY
You (wo/focus):You burst into tears.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bursts into tears.
Classes:negative, inferior, audible

Feeling:CUDdle
You (w/focus):You cuddle Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cuddles Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cuddles you.
Karma:4
Classes:friendly, affectionate, positive

Feeling:CUE
You (w/focus):You cue Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cues Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cues you.
Classes:positive

Feeling:CUFf
You (w/focus):You cuff Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cuffs Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cuffs you.
You (wo/focus):You put on handcuffs.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon puts on handcuffs.

Feeling:CUM
You (wo/focus):You come!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon comes!

Feeling:CURTains
You (wo/focus):You draw the curtains.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon draws the curtains.
Created:20010801

Feeling:CURVe
You (wo/focus):You stay ahead of the curve.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stays ahead of the curve.
Classes:superior
Created:20050513

Feeling:CURl
You (w/focus):You curl up at Loffen's feet.
Them (w/focus):Nixon curls up at Loffen's feet.
Him/her:Nixon curls up at your feet.
You (wo/focus):You curl up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon curls up.
Classes:inferior

Feeling:CURse
You (w/focus):You curse Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon curses Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon curses you.
You (wo/focus):You curse.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon curses.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:CUT
You (wo/focus):You cut yourself a little.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cuts himself a little.
Created:20080316

Feeling:CUTeyes
You (w/focus):You cut Loffen's eyes out, one by one.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cuts Loffen's eyes out, one by one.
Him/her:Nixon cuts your eyes out, one by one.
You (wo/focus):You cut your eyes out, one by one.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cuts his eyes out, one by one.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative, superior, malignant