FIXfeelings: Vulgar

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Feeling:ARMPit
You (wo/focus):You make flatulent noises with your armpit.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes flatulent noises with his armpit.
Classes:audible, funny, vulgar

Feeling:ASS
You (w/focus):You fuck Loffen in the ass.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fucks Loffen in the ass.
Him/her:Nixon fucks you in the ass.
You (wo/focus):Your ass becomes a perfect *.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's ass becomes a perfect *.
Classes:negative, vulgar, aggressive

Feeling:BARF
You (w/focus):You barf all over Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon barfs all over Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon barfs all over you.
You (wo/focus):You barf all over the place.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon barfs all over the place.
Classes:vulgar, tactile, aggressive, negative

Feeling:BELch
You (wo/focus):You belch loudly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon belches loudly.
Default extension:loudly
Classes:vulgar, negative, audible

Feeling:BENDover
You (wo/focus):You bend over.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bends over.
Classes:inferior, vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:BEer
You (wo/focus):You down a delicious cold Guinness that looks so good it makes everyone envious, you give a great big cheer and a grin.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon downs a delicious cold Guinness that looks so good that it makes you envious, he gives a great big cheer and a grin.
Group:truls_e.naess
Classes:vulgar, audible
Story:Special feeling added to Mastyr as a reward for him becoming sigop of the Norwegian music conference (a job he has executed better than any sigop), and to keep him from repeating his *guzzle and *canhead feelings to often. Sadly, he has seems to have forgotten about this one.

Feeling:BURNBottom
You (w/focus):You burn Loffen's bottom up.
Them (w/focus):Nixon burns Loffen's bottom up.
Him/her:Nixon burns your bottom up.
Karma:-2
Classes:vulgar, aggressive, funny, tactile, negative, superior

Feeling:BURP
You (w/focus):You burp Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon burps Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon burps you.
You (wo/focus):You burp.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon burps.
Classes:vulgar, audible, negative

Feeling:CANHead
You (wo/focus):You crush a beer can on your forehead.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crushes a beer can on his forehead.
Classes:vulgar, funny
Story:Probably picked up from the LimaMUD system, which probably got it from Beavis and Butthead.

Feeling:CHESt
You (wo/focus):You beat your chest. Thump, thump, thump!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon beats his chest. Thump, thump, thump!
Classes:funny, audible, vulgar, aggressive, positive

Feeling:COFfee
You (wo/focus):You sip your coffee and make annoying slurping noises.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sips his coffee and makes annoying slurping noises.
Classes:audible, funny, vulgar

Feeling:DROol
You (w/focus):You drool all over Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon drools all over Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon drools all over you.
You (wo/focus):You drool all over your chest.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon drools all over his chest.
Classes:vulgar, negative, inferior

Feeling:DUBBELknull
You (w/focus):Du dubbelknullar Loffen konstant.
Them (w/focus):Nixon dubbelknullar Loffen konstant.
Him/her:Nixon dubbelknullar dig konstant.
Classes:negative, vulgar, tactile
Created:20010421

Feeling:EGG
You (w/focus):You laugh wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at you.
Default grade:wickedly
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, vulgar, aggressive, audible

Feeling:EJAculate
You (wo/focus):You ejaculate.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon ejaculates.
Classes:vulgar

Feeling:EREction
You (wo/focus):You have an erection.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has an erection.
Classes:vulgar
Created:19991123

Feeling:ERIGate
You (wo/focus):You erigate yourself, by sheer force of will.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon erigates himself, by sheer force of will.
Classes:funny, vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:EXPEL
You (wo/focus):You expel intestinal gases through the anus.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon expels intestinal gases through the anus.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20040531

Feeling:FACE
You (w/focus):You make faces at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon makes faces at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon makes faces at you.
You (wo/focus):You make a face.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes a face.
Classes:negative, vulgar

Feeling:FARt
You (w/focus):You fart in Loffen's general direction.
Them (w/focus):Nixon farts in Loffen's general direction.
Him/her:Nixon farts in your general direction.
You (wo/focus):You fart.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon farts.
Karma:-1
Classes:vulgar, audible, negative
Story:From the Monty Python film "Monty Python and the Knights of the Round Table", where the Frenchmen asked by King Arthur for directions to the Grail answers by taunting him, saying amongst other things "Your mother was an 'amster and your father smelled of elderberries. I fart in your general direction, you and your stupid English knnniggits."

Feeling:FLEx
You (wo/focus):You flex your muscles.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flexes his muscles.
Classes:funny, vulgar, superior

Feeling:GAYRay
You (w/focus):You focus a beam of powerful gay-rays at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon focuses a beam of powerful gay-rays at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon focuses a beam of powerful gay-rays at you.
You (wo/focus):You emit powerful gay-rays.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon emits powerful gay-rays.
Classes:vulgar, funny
Story:I don't know where the "gay ray" expression comes from (ask Tarjei "Mygel" Tjoenn or Ingrid "Dita" Oppsahl), but this feeling was added for Dita, after Tarjei used it as a "/me" emote a few times.

Feeling:GURgle
You (wo/focus):You gurgle.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gurgles.
Classes:vulgar, audible

Feeling:HADHer
You (wo/focus):You have had her, so it doesn't matter.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has had her, so it doesn't matter.
Classes:vulgar

Feeling:HARdon
You (wo/focus):You have a hardon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has a hardon.
Classes:funny, vulgar
Created:19991123

Feeling:HEADButt
You (w/focus):You headbutt Loffen to the floor.
Them (w/focus):Loffen headbutts Loffen to the floor.
Him/her:Nixon headbutts you to the floor.
Classes:tactile, aggressive, negative, vulgar

Feeling:HELIcopter
You (wo/focus):You pull down your pants and do the helicopter.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pulls down his pants and does the helicopter.
Classes:vulgar, funny

Feeling:HOOt
You (w/focus):You hoot at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hoots at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon hoots at you.
You (wo/focus):You hoot.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hoots.
Classes:vulgar, friendly, negative, audible

Feeling:HUMP
You (w/focus):You hump Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon humps Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon humps you.
Classes:tactile, vulgar, funny

Feeling:JACKOff
You (wo/focus):You jack off into the net.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jacks off into the net.
Default extension:into the net
Classes:vulgar
Created:20010422

Feeling:JERKoff
You (w/focus):You jerk Loffen off.
Them (w/focus):Nixon jerks Loffen off.
Him/her:Nixon jerks you off.
You (wo/focus):You jerk off.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jerks off.
Karma:-5
Classes:vulgar, funny, negative

Feeling:KNApung
You (wo/focus):Du knar pung.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon knar pung.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:LICK
You (w/focus):You lick Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon licks Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon licks you.
Classes:affectionate, friendly, positive, vulgar, tactile

Feeling:LOW
You (wo/focus):You turn the lights down low.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon turns the lights down low.
Classes:affectionate, vulgar
Created:2001

Feeling:LUBe
You (wo/focus):You lube up.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lubes up.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20020921

Feeling:MOOnwalk
You (w/focus):You moonwalk up and down Loffen's ass.
Them (w/focus):Nixon moonwalks up and down Loffen's ass.
Him/her:Nixon moonwalks up and down your ass.
Classes:negative, vulgar, funny, tactile
Story:What Michael Jackson threatens to do in Eddie Murphy's "Raw".

Feeling:NIBble
You (w/focus):You nibble at Loffen's ear.
Them (w/focus):Nixon nibbles at Loffen's ear.
Him/her:Nixon nibbles at your ear.
Classes:tactile, friendly, vulgar, affectionate, funny

Feeling:OBScene
You (wo/focus):You roll your eyes and make an obscene hand gesture.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rolls his eyes and makes an obscene hand gesture.
Classes:vulgar, funny, negative, superior

Feeling:PANT
You (wo/focus):You hang out your tongue and pant heavily.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hangs out his tongue and pants heavily.
Default extension:heavily
Classes:vulgar, negative

Feeling:PANTS
You (w/focus):You take your pants off to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon takes his pants off to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon takes his pants off to you.
You (wo/focus):You take your pants off.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon takes his pants off.
Classes:friendly, positive, funny, vulgar

Feeling:PICk
You (w/focus):You pick Loffen's nose.
Them (w/focus):Nixon picks Loffen's nose.
Him/her:Nixon picks your nose.
You (wo/focus):You pick your nose.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon picks his nose.
Karma:-2
Classes:vulgar, negative

Feeling:PORNsweep
You (wo/focus):You instigate an apartment wide pornsweep.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon instigates an apartment wide pornsweep.
Classes:vulgar, funny
Created:20010801

Feeling:PROmp
You (wo/focus):Du suger promp.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon suger promp.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:PUKe
You (w/focus):You puke on Loffen's shoes.
Them (w/focus):Nixon pukes on Loffen's shoes.
Him/her:Nixon pukes on your shoes.
You (wo/focus):You puke on your shoes.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pukes on his shoes.
Classes:vulgar, aggressive, funny, negative

Feeling:RAPe
You (w/focus):You rape Loffen's nostrils.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rapes Loffen's nostrils.
Him/her:Nixon rapes your nostrils.
Classes:vulgar, funny, tactile, negative

Feeling:RIMjob
You (w/focus):You give Loffen a rimjob.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gives Loffen a rimjob.
Him/her:Nixon gives you a rimjob.
Classes:tactile, vulgar, affectionate
Created:20010421

Feeling:RIPRoarer
You (wo/focus):You let off a real rip-roarer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lets off a real rip-roarer.
Classes:negative, audible, vulgar

Feeling:RUB
You (w/focus):You rub up against Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rubs up against Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon rubs up against you.
Classes:funny, tactile, vulgar

Feeling:RUBberglove
You (wo/focus):You snap on a rubber glove.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon snaps on a rubber glove.
Classes:funny, vulgar

Feeling:SCAbs
You (wo/focus):You pick your scabs.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon picks his scabs.
Classes:vulgar

Feeling:SCRATCHArmpit
You (wo/focus):You scratch your armpit.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scratches his armpit.
Classes:vulgar

Feeling:SHAmpoo
You (w/focus):You take that shampoo bottle and shove it up Loffen's ass.
Them (w/focus):Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up Loffen's ass.
Him/her:Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up your ass.
You (wo/focus):You take that shampoo bottle and shove it up your ass.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon takes that shampoo bottle and shoves it up his ass.
Classes:funny, vulgar, tactile
Created:19991207

Feeling:SICK
You (w/focus):You are violently sick on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is violently sick on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is violently sick on you.
You (wo/focus):You're gonna be sick.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's gonna be sick.
Default grade:violently
Classes:negative, audible, tactile, vulgar

Feeling:SJOKle
You (w/focus):Du sjokler bæsj, og spytter det ut på Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon sjokler bæsj, og spytter det ut på Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon sjokler bæsj, og spytter det ut på deg.
You (wo/focus):Du sjokler bæsj.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sjokler bæsj.
Classes:vulgar, tactile

Feeling:SOIL
You (wo/focus):You soil yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon soils himself.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20050513

Feeling:SPIT
You (w/focus):You spit on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon spits on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon spits on you.
You (wo/focus):You spit on the ground.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon spits on the ground.
Karma:-1
Classes:vulgar, aggressive, negative

Feeling:SPREad
You (wo/focus):You spread your legs.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon spreads his legs.
Classes:inferior, vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:STINker
You (wo/focus):You let loose a real stinker.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon lets loose a real stinker.
Classes:negative, vulgar

Feeling:STRApon
You (wo/focus):You don a strapon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon dons a strapon.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20010421

Feeling:THIGh
You (w/focus):You put your hand on Loffen's thigh.
Them (w/focus):Nixon puts his hand on Loffen's thigh.
Him/her:Nixon puts his hand on your thigh.
Classes:affectionate, vulgar, tactile
Created:20010801

Feeling:UNZip
You (wo/focus):You unzip your pants.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon unzips his pants.
Classes:vulgar

Feeling:VOMit
You (w/focus):You vomit all over Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon vomits all over Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon vomits all over you.
You (wo/focus):You vomit all over the place.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon vomits all over the place.
Classes:vulgar, negative, audible

Feeling:WHIStle
You (w/focus):You whistle at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon whistles at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon whistles at you.
You (wo/focus):You whistle.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon whistles.
Classes:vulgar, friendly, negative, affectionate, audible

Feeling:WIGgle
You (wo/focus):You wiggle your ass.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wiggles his ass.
Classes:vulgar, funny
Created:19991123

Feeling:WOOD
You (wo/focus):You sport wood.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sports wood.
Classes:vulgar
Created:20030412

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