Feeling: | 1984 |
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You (w/focus): | You are at war with Loffen. You have always been at war with Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon is at war with Loffen. Nixon has always been at war with Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon is at war with you. Nixon has always been at war with you. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20020921 |
Feeling: | ABDuct |
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You (w/focus): | You shamelessly abduct Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shamelessly abducts Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon shamelessly abducts you. |
Default grade: | shamelessly |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, funny, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | ACCuse |
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You (w/focus): | You accuse Loffen of rightist deviationism. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon accuses Loffen of rightist deviationism. |
Him/her: | Nixon accuses you of rightist deviationism. |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | AHEm |
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You (wo/focus): | You go ahem. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes ahem. |
Classes: | superior, negative |
Feeling: | ALArm |
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You (wo/focus): | You sound the alarm. Auha! Auha! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sounds the alarm. Auha! Auha! |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Story: | Hartvig had a thing about submarines, and particulary enjoyed the phrase "Auha! Emergency surface!". On a misty morning at The Gathering 94 (or something), Hans Petter and Daniel found various "auha" directories strewn about our hard disks. There is disagreement whether this was actually "ahuha" or "auha". The "alarm" concept is also related to Bored of the Rings, where the quote is something like this: '[This or that spoof on LoTR] should certainly be enough to sound the alarm (or "alarum", as a certain professor would prefer)...' |
Feeling: | ALBums |
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You (w/focus): | You liked Loffen's earlier albums. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon liked Loffen's earlier albums. |
Him/her: | Nixon liked your earlier albums. |
You (wo/focus): | You liked their earlier albums. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon liked their earlier albums. |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Created: | 20020329 |
Feeling: | ANNoying |
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You (w/focus): | You annoy Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon annoys Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon annoys you. |
You (wo/focus): | You're annoying. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is annoying. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | APArt |
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You (wo/focus): | You come apart. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon comes apart. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20050513 |
Feeling: | ARM |
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You (wo/focus): | You arm yourself. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon arms himself. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | ASS |
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You (w/focus): | You fuck Loffen in the ass. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon fucks Loffen in the ass. |
Him/her: | Nixon fucks you in the ass. |
You (wo/focus): | Your ass becomes a perfect *. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's ass becomes a perfect *. |
Classes: | negative, vulgar, aggressive |
Feeling: | ASSHOLE |
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You (w/focus): | You tear Loffen a new asshole. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon tears Loffen a new asshole. |
Him/her: | Nixon tears you a new asshole. |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, superior |
Created: | 20040531 |
Feeling: | AVOid |
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You (w/focus): | You avoid Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon avoids Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon avoids you. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | BAD |
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You (wo/focus): | You are in a bad way. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is in a bad way. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | BANish |
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You (w/focus): | You banish Loffen to another dimension. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon banishes Loffen to another dimension. |
Him/her: | Nixon banishes you to another dimension. |
Default extension: | to another dimension |
Karma: | -6 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior, malignant |
Feeling: | BARF |
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You (w/focus): | You barf all over Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon barfs all over Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon barfs all over you. |
You (wo/focus): | You barf all over the place. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon barfs all over the place. |
Classes: | vulgar, tactile, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | BAwl |
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You (wo/focus): | You bawl your eyes out. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon bawls his eyes out. |
Classes: | negative, audible |
Feeling: | BBLADE |
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You (w/focus): | You swing and slam the narrow end of your briefcase into Loffen's back, depressing button #7. That's gotta hurt. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon swings and slams the narrow end of his briefcase into Loffen's back. It doesn't look all that painful, but his eyes widen with shock, and he curls up, grimacing. You notice a flash of metal as the briefcase retracts something. |
Him/her: | Something pointy and something blunt hits you square in the back, penetrating deeply before it is withdrawn. The pain and shock leaves you stunned. You curl up on the ground. |
Group: | hans_petter.jansson |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | BEAutiful |
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You (wo/focus): | You wanted to destroy something beautiful. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon wanted to destroy something beautiful. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 19991207 |
Feeling: | BEG |
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You (w/focus): | You beg Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon begs Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon begs you. |
You (wo/focus): | You beg. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon begs. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, audible, inferior |
Feeling: | BEHead |
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You (w/focus): | You have Loffen beheaded. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon has Loffen beheaded. |
Him/her: | Nixon has you beheaded. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | BELch |
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You (wo/focus): | You belch loudly. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon belches loudly. |
Default extension: | loudly |
Classes: | vulgar, negative, audible |
Feeling: | BGUN |
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You (wo/focus): | You massacre everyone with a spray of bullets emanating from your black briefcase. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon, frowning slightly, massacres everyone with a spray of bullets emanating from his black briefcase. |
Group: | hans_petter.jansson |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Story: | One of a series of specials added by and for Hans Petter. Unlike the other special sysop feelings in that instead of just being bigger and more bloody than the regular set of violent feelings, they are cynical, slick and cool. |
Feeling: | BITChslap |
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You (w/focus): | You bitchslap Loffen and call him Susan. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon bitchslaps Loffen and calls him Susan. |
Him/her: | Nixon bitchslaps you and calls you Susan. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior, tactile |
Feeling: | BITe |
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You (w/focus): | You bite Loffen like a dog. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon bites Loffen like a dog. |
Him/her: | Nixon bites you like a dog. |
Default extension: | like a dog |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | BLAMe |
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You (w/focus): | You blame Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon blames Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon blames you. |
You (wo/focus): | You blame Canada. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon blames Canada. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | BLASt |
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You (w/focus): | You fire away at Loffen with your trusty blaster. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon fires away at Loffen with his trusty blaster. |
Him/her: | Nixon fires away at you with his trusty blaster. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | aggressive, funny, negative, superior |
Feeling: | BLEnd |
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You (w/focus): | You stuff Loffen in the blender, and hit `Frappé'. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon stuffs Loffen in the blender, and hits `Frappé'. |
Him/her: | Nixon stuffs you in the blender, and hits `Frappé'. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, superior |
Feeling: | BLUnt |
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You (w/focus): | You strike Loffen with a blunt object. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon strikes Loffen with a blunt object. |
Him/her: | Nixon strikes you with a blunt object. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | BOASt |
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You (wo/focus): | You boast. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon boasts. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | BONes |
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You (w/focus): | You gnaw on Loffen's bones. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon gnaws on Loffen's bones. |
Him/her: | Nixon gnaws on your bones. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | BORG |
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You (w/focus): | You assimilate Loffen, resistance is futile. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon assimilates Loffen, resistance is futile. |
Him/her: | Nixon assimilates you, resistance is futile. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | BORK |
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You (w/focus): | You put ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon puts ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork. |
Him/her: | Nixon puts you in de oven bork bork bork. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, funny |
Story: | From the Muppet Show, and the Sweedish cook. |
Feeling: | BRAG |
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You (wo/focus): | You brag. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon brags. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | BRIbe |
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You (w/focus): | You attempt to bribe Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon attempts to bribe Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon attempts to bribe you. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | BULLY |
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You (w/focus): | You bully Loffen, who starts to cry. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon bullies Loffen, who starts to cry. |
Him/her: | Nixon bullies you, and you start to cry. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, malignant |
Feeling: | BULLshit |
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You (w/focus): | You bullshit Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon bullshits Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon bullshits you. |
You (wo/focus): | You cough "bullshit" under your breath. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon coughs "bullshit" under his breath. |
Classes: | negative, malignant, superior |
Feeling: | BURNBottom |
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You (w/focus): | You burn Loffen's bottom up. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon burns Loffen's bottom up. |
Him/her: | Nixon burns your bottom up. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | vulgar, aggressive, funny, tactile, negative, superior |
Feeling: | BURNClothes |
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You (wo/focus): | You burn your clothes in disgust. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon burns his clothes in disgust. |
Default extension: | in disgust |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | BURNwhite |
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You (wo/focus): | You burn a white flag. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon burns a white flag. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Created: | 20040118 |
Feeling: | BURP |
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You (w/focus): | You burp Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon burps Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon burps you. |
You (wo/focus): | You burp. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon burps. |
Classes: | vulgar, audible, negative |
Feeling: | CACkle |
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You (wo/focus): | You throw your head back and cackle. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon throws his head back and cackles. |
Classes: | negative, audible, malignant, superior |
Feeling: | CANE |
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You (w/focus): | You wield the cane on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon wields the cane on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon wields the cane on you. |
You (wo/focus): | You fetch your cane. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon fetches his cane. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile, superior |
Feeling: | CARD |
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You (w/focus): | You card Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon cards Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon cards you. |
You (wo/focus): | You are being carded. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is being carded. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | CARELess |
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You (wo/focus): | You couldn't care less. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon couldn't care less. |
Classes: | superior, negative |
Feeling: | CHARge |
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You (w/focus): | You charge Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon charges Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon charges you. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | CIVilians |
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You (wo/focus): | You dump 1270 civilians in the sea. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon dumps 1270 civilians in the sea. |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Story: | From the old Amiga game Empire. One of the elements of Empire was country building, which it took to an almost ridiculous (but addicitive) degree of micro-management. One of the sector types one could build was an "urban centre", which could contain 10 times as many people as ordinary sectors (and was used to "grow people" for colonization, expansion and war). The 10x factor was a trick, since the actual value was just multiplied or divided by 10 whenever the "cilvilian" variable had anything to do with this sector type. Other types of sectors had other types of 10x variables, such as military (enlistment camps) or ore/shells/guns/etc (storehouses). This is where the grade "10:in bundles of 10" comes from. Once filled, the urban center could be empties, and if one follwed highway sectors, one could move them about ("in bundles of 10") without loosing mobility. However, one had to move them manually in a tricky text mode environment, and it was easy to make mistakes. If one missed the next highway sector and hit something else, one could loose a disasterous amount of mobility and possibly not make it all the way to the destination. If one hit an ocean sector... The game was played by Hans Petter, Daniel and Joakim. Different (but inferior) versions are available on the net today. |
Feeling: | CLAws |
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You (wo/focus): | You grow claws. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon grows claws. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, malignant |
Feeling: | COLlective |
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You (w/focus): | You put ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon puts ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg. |
Him/her: | Nixon puts you in de collective borg borg borg. |
Classes: | funny, negative, aggressive, superior, tactile |
Story: | Spoof on the first Star Trek Next Generaton movie, and the infamous Borg, who assimilated prisoners into their hivemind, and of course, the *bork feeling. See *assimilate, as well. |
Feeling: | COMBust |
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You (wo/focus): | You spontaneously combust. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon spontaneously combusts. |
Default grade: | spontaneously |
Classes: | funny, negative, audible |
Feeling: | COMPLain |
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You (w/focus): | You complain about Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon complains about Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon complains about you. |
You (wo/focus): | You complain. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon complains. |
Classes: | negative, audible |
Feeling: | CON |
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You (w/focus): | You shamelessly con Loffen out of his pants. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shamelessly cons Loffen out of his pants. |
Him/her: | Nixon shamelessly cons you out of your pants. |
You (wo/focus): | You have the Con. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has the Con. |
Default grade: | shamelessly |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | superior, negative, malignant |
Feeling: | COWer |
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You (wo/focus): | You cower in fear. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cowers in fear. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | CRASHandburn |
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You (wo/focus): | You crash and burn. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon crashes and burns. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20010422 |
Feeling: | CRInge |
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You (wo/focus): | You cringe. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cringes. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | CROWdplease |
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You (w/focus): | You have Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon has Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight! |
Him/her: | Nixon has you publicly executed, to the crowd's delight! |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | CRUCify |
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You (w/focus): | You crucify Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon crucifies Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon crucifies you. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Created: | 20040531 |
Feeling: | CRUSH |
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You (w/focus): | You crush Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon crushes Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy! |
Him/her: | Nixon crushes your feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy! |
You (wo/focus): | You crush the riff-raff's rebellion. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon crushes the riff-raff's rebellion. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, negative |
Feeling: | CRY |
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You (wo/focus): | You burst into tears. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon bursts into tears. |
Classes: | negative, inferior, audible |
Feeling: | CURse |
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You (w/focus): | You curse Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon curses Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon curses you. |
You (wo/focus): | You curse. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon curses. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | CUTeyes |
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You (w/focus): | You cut Loffen's eyes out, one by one. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon cuts Loffen's eyes out, one by one. |
Him/her: | Nixon cuts your eyes out, one by one. |
You (wo/focus): | You cut your eyes out, one by one. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cuts his eyes out, one by one. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, superior, malignant |
Feeling: | DARKside |
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You (wo/focus): | You go over to the Dark Side of the Force. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes over to the Dark Side of the Force. |
Classes: | negative |
Story: | A reference to "Star Wars". |
Feeling: | DEADInside |
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You (wo/focus): | You are dead inside. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is dead inside. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20010801 |
Feeling: | DECLine |
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You (wo/focus): | You decline. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon declines. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20010801 |
Feeling: | DEClare |
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You (w/focus): | You declare war on Loffen! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon declares war on Loffen! |
Him/her: | Nixon declares war on you! |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | DEFCon |
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You (wo/focus): | You go to Defcon in bundles of 10. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes to Defcon in bundles of 10. |
Default extension: | in bundles of 10 |
Classes: | negative, audible, aggressive |
Story: | The Defcon-grades, ranging from 5 to 1, is a scale the US of A uses when threatened by war. First seen on screen in the movie "Wargames", it has now become a common term. |
Feeling: | DEFEnestrate |
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You (w/focus): | You defenestrate Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon defenestrates Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon defenestrates you. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, tactile, funny |
Story: | Defenestration is a horrible way of execution, involving carrying the victim/lawbreaker to the top of a very tall tower, and then pushing him/her out. Particulary popular in the eastern parts of Europe, this tradition is now commemorated each year in some backwards town in Spain, using a goat instead of a real person. There's a whole series of messages associated with this, check it out on http://find.fix.no/. |
Feeling: | DENY |
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You (wo/focus): | You vigorously deny it. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon vigorously denies it. |
Default grade: | vigorously |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | DESPair |
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You (wo/focus): | You despair. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon despairs. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20020329 |
Feeling: | DETox |
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You (w/focus): | You throw Loffen in detox. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon throws Loffen in detox. |
Him/her: | Nixon throws you in detox. |
You (wo/focus): | You enter detox. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon enters detox. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | DIE |
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You (w/focus): | You will die after Loffen, you'll see to that! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon will die after Loffen, he'll see to that! |
Him/her: | Nixon will die after you, he'll see to that! |
You (wo/focus): | You fall to the ground, dead as a doornail. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon falls to the ground, dead as a doornail. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Story: | From an obscure Kung Fu movie, which was sampled for Depthcharge's brilliant album "Nine Deadly Venoms". |
Feeling: | DIFFER |
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You (wo/focus): | You beg to differ. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon begs to differ. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20020921 |
Feeling: | DISApprove |
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You (w/focus): | You disapprove of Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon disapproves of Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon disapproves of you. |
You (wo/focus): | You disapprove. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon disapproves. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | DISOWn |
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You (w/focus): | You disown Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon disowns Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon disowns you. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20040118 |
Feeling: | DISRegard |
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You (w/focus): | You disregard Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon disregards Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon disregards you. |
Classes: | negative, superior |
Created: | 20020329 |
Feeling: | DISagree |
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You (w/focus): | You disagree with Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon disagrees with Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon disagrees with you. |
You (wo/focus): | You disagree. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon disagrees. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | DOUbt |
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You (w/focus): | You doubt Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon doubts Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon doubts you. |
You (wo/focus): | You doubt it. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon doubts it. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20010421 |
Feeling: | DRAw |
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You (wo/focus): | You draw! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon draws! |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | DRILl |
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You (w/focus): | You drill Loffen full of holes. Eeew. You got blood all over him. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon drills Loffen full of holes. Eeew. He got blood all over you. |
Him/her: | Nixon drills you full of holes. Eeew. He got blood all over you. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | DRIT |
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You (w/focus): | Du driter vel i Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon driter vel i Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon driter vel i deg. |
You (wo/focus): | Det driter vel du i. |
Them (wo/focus): | Det driter vel Nixon i. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | DROol |
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You (w/focus): | You drool all over Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon drools all over Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon drools all over you. |
You (wo/focus): | You drool all over your chest. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon drools all over his chest. |
Classes: | vulgar, negative, inferior |
Feeling: | DUBBELknull |
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You (w/focus): | Du dubbelknullar Loffen konstant. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon dubbelknullar Loffen konstant. |
Him/her: | Nixon dubbelknullar dig konstant. |
Classes: | negative, vulgar, tactile |
Created: | 20010421 |
Feeling: | DUEl |
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You (w/focus): | You challenge Loffen to a duel! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon challenges Loffen to a duel! |
Him/her: | Nixon challenges you to a duel! |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | DUH |
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You (wo/focus): | You slap your forehead and go DUH! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slaps his forehead and goes DUH! |
Classes: | audible, superior, negative |
Feeling: | EARHold |
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You (wo/focus): | You hold your ears. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon holds his ears. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | EDGe |
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You (wo/focus): | You edge away. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon edges away. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | EDITout |
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You (w/focus): | You edit Loffen out of history. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon edits Loffen out of history. |
Him/her: | Nixon edits you out of history. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20061230 |
Feeling: | EGG |
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You (w/focus): | You laugh wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at you. |
Default grade: | wickedly |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, vulgar, aggressive, audible |
Feeling: | EJEct |
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You (w/focus): | You flick a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon flicks a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon. |
Him/her: | Nixon flicks a switch with your name on it, triggering an ejector mechanism sending you whizzing off into the horizon. |
You (wo/focus): | You hit the eject-button and go spinning off into the air. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hits the eject-button and goes spinning off into the air. |
Group: | sysops |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, funny, superior |
Feeling: | ELBow |
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You (w/focus): | You ram an elbow into Loffen's mouth. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rams an elbow into Loffen's mouth. |
Him/her: | Nixon rams an elbow into your mouth. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, malignant |
Feeling: | ELEctrocute |
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You (w/focus): | You electrocute Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon electrocutes Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon electrocutes you. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | EMPty |
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You (w/focus): | You empty your revolver at Loffen. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon empties his revolver at Loffen. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click. |
Him/her: | Nixon empties his revolver at you. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, audible |
Feeling: | ENVy |
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You (w/focus): | You envy Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon envies Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon envies you. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | EXplode |
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You (wo/focus): | You exclaim OH NO! and explode. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon exclaims OH NO! and explodes. |
Classes: | funny, negative, audible |
Story: | A reference to the computergame "Lemmings", when the little bastards always exclaims "OH NO!" and explodes, sending a spray of confetti everywhere. |
Feeling: | EYEBall |
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You (w/focus): | You eyeball Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon eyeballs Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon eyeballs you. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | FACE |
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You (w/focus): | You make faces at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon makes faces at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon makes faces at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You make a face. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes a face. |
Classes: | negative, vulgar |
Feeling: | FACeoff |
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You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen's face off and wipe your ass with it. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen's face off and wipes his ass with it. |
Him/her: | Nixon rips your face off and wipes his ass with it. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, funny, tactile, malignant |
Feeling: | FAInt |
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You (wo/focus): | You faint. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon faints. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | FAMily |
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You (w/focus): | You accuse Loffen of having married his wife's next door neighbour's brother's son's gardener. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon accuses Loffen of having married his wife's next door neighbour's brother's son's gardener. |
Him/her: | Nixon accuses you of having married your wife's next door neightbour's brother's son's gardener. |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Feeling: | FARt |
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You (w/focus): | You fart in Loffen's general direction. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon farts in Loffen's general direction. |
Him/her: | Nixon farts in your general direction. |
You (wo/focus): | You fart. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon farts. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | vulgar, audible, negative |
Story: | From the Monty Python film "Monty Python and the Knights of the Round Table", where the Frenchmen asked by King Arthur for directions to the Grail answers by taunting him, saying amongst other things "Your mother was an 'amster and your father smelled of elderberries. I fart in your general direction, you and your stupid English knnniggits." |
Feeling: | FATFuck |
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You (wo/focus): | God _damn it_ you are such a big fat fuck. |
Them (wo/focus): | God _damn it_ Nixon is such a big fat fuck. |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | FATWa |
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You (w/focus): | You issue a fatwa. Loffen must die! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon issues a fatwa. Loffen must die! |
Him/her: | Nixon issues a fatwa. You must die! |
Classes: | negative, malignant, aggressive |
Feeling: | FEAR |
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You (w/focus): | You fear Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon fears Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon fears you. |
Classes: | inferior, negative |
Feeling: | FIDget |
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You (wo/focus): | You figet. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon fidgets. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | FIGHtpick |
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You (w/focus): | You pick a fight with Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon picks a fight with Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon picks a fight with you. |
You (wo/focus): | You pick a fight. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon picks a fight. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | FINGer |
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You (wo/focus): | You calmly rub your forehead with your middle finger. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon calmly rubs his forehead with his middle finger. |
Default grade: | calmly |
Classes: | superior, negative, funny |
Feeling: | FIST |
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You (w/focus): | You shake your fist at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shakes his fist at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon shakes his fist at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You shake your fist. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon shakes his fist. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | FLAMe |
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You (w/focus): | You flame Loffen mercilessly. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon flames Loffen mercilessly. |
Him/her: | Nixon flames you mercilessly. |
Default extension: | mercilessly |
Classes: | malignant, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | FLARe |
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You (wo/focus): | You flare your nostrils. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon flares his nostrils. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | FLATTER1 |
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You (wo/focus): | Flattery will get you nowhere! |
Them (wo/focus): | Flattery will get Nixon nowhere! |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20010421 |
Feeling: | FLIrt |
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You (w/focus): | You flirt shamelessly with Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon flirts shamelessly with Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon flirts shamelessly with you. |
You (wo/focus): | You flirt shamelessly. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon flirts shamelessly. |
Default grade: | shamelessly |
Classes: | friendly, affectionate, negative |
Feeling: | FLOOr |
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You (w/focus): | You wipe the floor with Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon wipes the floor with Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon wipes the floor with you. |
Classes: | negative, superior |
Created: | 20010422 |
Feeling: | FLĺtt |
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You (w/focus): | You force Loffen to inhale flĺtt. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon forces Loffen to inhale flĺtt. |
Him/her: | Nixon forces you to inhale flĺtt. |
You (wo/focus): | You inhale a breathful of flĺtt. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon inhales a breathful of flĺtt. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Story: | One of the two top disgusting things to do, after a brainstorm by John "Ponni" Grande and Simen. |
Feeling: | FONDle |
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You (w/focus): | You fondle Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon fondles Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon fondles you. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | friendly, tactile, negative, affectionate |
Feeling: | FORBid |
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You (w/focus): | You forbid Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon forbids Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon forbids you. |
Classes: | negative, superior |
Feeling: | FORGEt |
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You (wo/focus): | You forget. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon forgets. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | FORgot |
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You (wo/focus): | You forgot. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon forgot. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | FROwn |
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You (wo/focus): | You frown. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon frowns. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | GAG |
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You (w/focus): | You gag Loffen securely. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon gags Loffen securely. |
Him/her: | Nixon gags you securely. |
You (wo/focus): | You gag. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon gags. |
Default extension: | securely |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | GANg |
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You (w/focus): | You gang up on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon gangs up on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon gangs up on you. |
Classes: | negative, superior, aggressive |
Feeling: | GASp |
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You (wo/focus): | You gasp in astonishment. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon gasps in astonishment. |
Default extension: | in astonishment |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Feeling: | GAYSticker |
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You (w/focus): | You slap a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto Loffen's chest. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto Loffen's chest. |
Him/her: | Nixon slaps a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto your chest. |
Classes: | aggressive, malignant, negative |
Story: | When put in concetration camps by the nazis, the gays were forced to sew such a sticker on their clothes. It has later become a symbol of homosexuality worldwide. |
Feeling: | GETTing |
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You (w/focus): | You are getting to Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon is getting to Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon is getting to you. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | GIRl |
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You (w/focus): | You have never known a girl like Loffen before. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon has never known a girl like Loffen before. |
Him/her: | Nixon has never known a girl like you before. |
Classes: | funny, negative, malignant |
Story: | From the mid 90s hit by this guy. Edwyn Collins. Used by Che and associates right when people were beginning to introduce gay-jokes to FIX. |
Feeling: | GIVEDamn |
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You (w/focus): | You don't give a damn about Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon doesn't give a damn about Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon doesn't give a damn about you. |
You (wo/focus): | You don't give a damn. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon doesn't give a damn. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | GLAnce |
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You (w/focus): | You glance at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon glances at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon glances you. |
You (wo/focus): | You glance. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon glances. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | GLAre |
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You (w/focus): | You glare at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon glares at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon glares at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You glare. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon glares. |
Classes: | negative, malignant |
Feeling: | GLOVe |
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You (w/focus): | You slap Loffen across the face with a glove. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps Loffen across the face with a glove. |
Him/her: | Nixon slaps you across the face with a glove. |
Classes: | tactile, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | GLOat |
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You (w/focus): | You gloat at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon gloats at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon gloats at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You gloat. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon gloats. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, malignant |
Feeling: | GLUe |
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You (w/focus): | You superglue Loffen's doorlocks shut. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon superglues Loffen's doorlocks shut. |
Him/her: | Nixon superglues your doorlocks shut. |
You (wo/focus): | You put superglue in your doorlock. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon puts superglue in his doorlock. |
Classes: | funny, malignant, negative |
Feeling: | GOODHit |
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You (w/focus): | You hit Loffen. It was a good hit! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hits Loffen. It was a good hit! |
Him/her: | Nixon hits you. It was a good hit! |
Classes: | negative, audible, aggressive |
Story: | When attacking a monster in the ASCII-based game "Rogue", it says "You hit the bat. It was a good/superb hit!". Also Angband and Moria. Se also *pack. One in a series of oldie-game related feelings added by Daniel and Hans Petter including *civilians and *maze. |
Feeling: | GRIPe |
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You (wo/focus): | You gripe. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon gripes. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20020921 |
Feeling: | GRIT |
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You (wo/focus): | You grit your teeth. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon grits his teeth. |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | GRInd |
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You (w/focus): | You grind Loffen underfoot. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon grinds Loffen underfoot. |
Him/her: | Nixon grinds you underfoot. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, superior, negative |
Feeling: | GROAn |
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You (wo/focus): | You groan. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon groans. |
Classes: | negative, audible |
Feeling: | GROVel |
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You (w/focus): | You grovel shamelessly before Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon grovels shamelessly before Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon grovels shamelessly before you. |
You (wo/focus): | You grovel shamelessly. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon grovels shamelessly. |
Default grade: | shamelessly |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | friendly, negative, inferior |
Feeling: | GROWl |
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You (w/focus): | You growl at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon growls at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon growls at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You growl. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon growls. |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Feeling: | GRUdge |
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You (wo/focus): | You file it away in your Book of Grudges. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon files it away in his Book of Grudges. |
Classes: | negative, malignant, inferior |
Feeling: | GRUmble |
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You (w/focus): | You grumble at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon grumbles at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon grumbles at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You grumble. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon grumbles. |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Feeling: | GUARdian |
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You (w/focus): | Loffen's guardian angel walks away. |
Them (w/focus): | Loffen's guardian angel walks away. |
Him/her: | Your guardian angel walks away. |
You (wo/focus): | Your guardian angel walks away. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's guardian angel walks away. |
Classes: | negative, malignant |
Feeling: | GUIllotine |
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You (w/focus): | You send Loffen to the guillotine! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon sends Loffen to the guillotine! |
Him/her: | Nixon sends you to the guillotine! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, tactile, superior, red |
Feeling: | GUIlty |
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You (wo/focus): | You look guilty. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon looks guilty. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | GULp |
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You (wo/focus): | You gulp. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon gulps. |
Classes: | negative, audible |
Feeling: | GUt |
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You (w/focus): | You slit Loffen's abdomen and spill his intestines all over. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slits Loffen's abdomen and spills his intestines all over. |
Him/her: | Nixon slits your abdomen and spills your intestines all over. |
You (wo/focus): | You open your abdomen, and trip in your own intestines. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon opens his abdomen and trips in his own intestines. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | HAIr |
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You (w/focus): | You run up to Loffen, and tear his hair out, huge gobs at a time. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon runs up to Loffen, and tears his hair out, huge gobs at a time. |
Him/her: | Nixon runs up to you, and tears your hair out. |
You (wo/focus): | You tear your hair out, huge gobs at a time. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon tears his hair out, huge gobs at a time. |
Classes: | audible, tactile, malignant, negative |
Feeling: | HALF |
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You (w/focus): | You want HALF of Loffen's shit! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon wants HALF of Loffen's shit! |
Him/her: | Nixon wants HALF your shit! |
You (wo/focus): | You want HALF! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon wants HALF! |
Classes: | funny, negative, aggressive |
Story: | A reference to the livemovie of Eddie Murphy, "Raw", where he jokes about some woman divorcing her husband and taking "half her shit". He then goes on to joke about himself marrying some bush bitch, which then also wants "half his shit". |
Feeling: | HANGUp |
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You (w/focus): | You hang up on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hangs up on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon hangs up on you. |
You (wo/focus): | You hang up. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hangs up. |
Classes: | negative, superior |
Created: | 20040531 |
Feeling: | HEADButt |
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You (w/focus): | You headbutt Loffen to the floor. |
Them (w/focus): | Loffen headbutts Loffen to the floor. |
Him/her: | Nixon headbutts you to the floor. |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, vulgar |
Feeling: | HEADshake |
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You (w/focus): | You shake your head at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shakes his head at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon shakes his head at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You shake your head. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon shakes his head. |
Classes: | negative, superior |
Feeling: | HELMet |
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You (wo/focus): | Life sucks. You get a fucking helmet. |
Them (wo/focus): | Life sucks. Nixon gets a fucking helmet. |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Story: | From Dennis Leary's talkshow "No Cure for Cancer". He has a thing with helmets. |
Feeling: | HIDe |
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You (w/focus): | You hide behind Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hides behind Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon hides behind you. |
You (wo/focus): | You hide in a corner. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hides in a corner. |
Classes: | inferior, negative |
Feeling: | HISs |
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You (w/focus): | You hiss at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hisses at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon hisses at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You hiss. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hisses. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, audible |
Feeling: | HIT |
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You (w/focus): | You hit Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hits Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon hits you. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | HOOt |
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You (w/focus): | You hoot at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hoots at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon hoots at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You hoot. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hoots. |
Classes: | vulgar, friendly, negative, audible |
Feeling: | HOP |
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You (wo/focus): | You hop around like a bunny, looking foolish. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hops around like a bunny, looking foolish. |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Feeling: | HOUNds |
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You (wo/focus): | You release the hounds! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon releases the hounds! |
Classes: | negative, superior, aggressive |
Created: | 20010801 |
Feeling: | HOUSEBurn |
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You (w/focus): | You send your knights to burn Loffen's house to the ground. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon sends his knights to burn Loffen's house to the ground. |
Him/her: | Nixon sends his knights to burn your house to the ground. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, negative |
Feeling: | HOWl |
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You (w/focus): | You howl at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon howls at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon howls at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You howl. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon howls. |
Classes: | negative, audible |
Feeling: | HUMIliate |
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You (w/focus): | You utterly humiliate Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon utterly humiliates Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon utterly humiliates you. |
Default grade: | utterly |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | malignant, negative, superior |
Feeling: | HUMOur |
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You (w/focus): | You humour Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon humours Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon humours you. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | HYDr |
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You (w/focus): | You hydr evilly at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hydrs evilly at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon hydrs evilly at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You hydr evilly. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hydrs evilly. |
Default grade: | evilly |
Classes: | malignant, negative, audible |
Feeling: | HYTte |
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You (wo/focus): | Du hytter med neven! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hytter med neven! |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Created: | 20010421 |
Feeling: | IGNore |
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You (w/focus): | You ignore Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon ignores Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon ignores you. |
Classes: | negative, superior |
Feeling: | INJect |
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You (w/focus): | You inject Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon injects Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon injects you. |
You (wo/focus): | You inject yourself. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon injects himself. |
Classes: | negative, tactile, aggressive |
Feeling: | INSUlt |
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You (wo/focus): | You add insult to injury. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon add insult to injury. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20020921 |
Feeling: | JERKoff |
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You (w/focus): | You jerk Loffen off. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon jerks Loffen off. |
Him/her: | Nixon jerks you off. |
You (wo/focus): | You jerk off. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon jerks off. |
Karma: | -5 |
Classes: | vulgar, funny, negative |
Feeling: | JIHad |
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You (w/focus): | You declare holy war on Loffen! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon declares holy war on Loffen! |
Him/her: | Nixon declares holy war on you! |
You (wo/focus): | You declare holy war on the Great Satan that is the US of A! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon declares holy war on the Great Satan that is the US of A! |
Default extension: | the Great Satan that is the US of A |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, malignant |
Feeling: | JUmp |
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You (w/focus): | You jump up and down on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon jumps up and down on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon jumps up and down on you. |
You (wo/focus): | You jump up and down. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon jumps up and down. |
Classes: | aggressive, funny, negative |
Feeling: | KIDding |
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You (wo/focus): | You were only kidding. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon was only kidding. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | KNEECaps |
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You (w/focus): | You split Loffen's kneecaps. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon splits Loffen's kneecaps. |
Him/her: | Nixon splits your kneecaps. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, funny |
Feeling: | KNOCk |
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You (w/focus): | You knock Loffen over. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon knocks Loffen over. |
Him/her: | Nixon knocks you over. |
You (wo/focus): | You knock yourself out. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon knocks himself out. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | KOD |
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You (w/focus): | You deal Loffen his kiss of death. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon deals Loffen his kiss of death. |
Him/her: | Nixon deals you your kiss of death. |
Classes: | red, tactile, superior, negative, malignant |
Feeling: | L |
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You (wo/focus): | You make an L. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes an L. |
Classes: | superior, negative |
Created: | 20050513 |
Feeling: | LEEr |
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You (w/focus): | You leer at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon leers at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon leers at you. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | LIE |
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You (w/focus): | You lie to Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon lies to Loffen |
Him/her: | Nixon lies to you. |
You (wo/focus): | You lie. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon lies. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | negative, malignant |
Feeling: | LIFe |
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You (wo/focus): | Life! Don't talk to me about life! |
Them (wo/focus): | Life! Don't talk to Nixon about life! |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | LOGOut |
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You (wo/focus): | You pretend to log out, but nobody believes you. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pretends to log out, but nobody believes him. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | LOOM |
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You (w/focus): | You loom menacingly over Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon looms menacingly over Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon looms menacingly over you. |
You (wo/focus): | You loom menacingly. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon looms menacingly. |
Default grade: | menacingly |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | LOSe |
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You (wo/focus): | You finally lose it. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon finally loses it. |
Default grade: | finally |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | LUNgclamp |
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You (w/focus): | You shoot a lung clamp into Loffen's chest. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shoots a lung clamp into Loffen's chest. |
Him/her: | Nixon shoots a lung clamp into your chest. |
Group: | daniel.mikkelsen |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, audible, superior, malignant |
Story: | From a very strange dream Daniel once had. Documented in a message in a conference somewhere. A search for "lungeklemme" on http://find.fix.no/ should find it. |
Feeling: | LURemus |
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You (w/focus): | You slap an oval, hairy sticker saying LUREMUS onto Loffen's chest. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps an oval, hairy sticker saying LUREMUS onto Loffen's chest. |
Him/her: | Nixon slaps an oval, hairy sticker saying LUREMUS onto your chest. |
Classes: | funny, negative, tactile |
Story: | Plays on the stickers people of various categories had to put on their clothes in concentration camps during the reign of the nazis. Che and Elbrah branded some of the different girls at FIX as "luremus" at a period when there were several nice girls around who were talking privately to different people and spilling feelings and the occasional embarrassing line into #chat. Was quickly incorporated into the general gay-joke ensamble of feelings. |
Feeling: | MAKE |
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You (w/focus): | You make Loffen confess his crimes against the State. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon makes Loffen confess his crimes against the State. |
Him/her: | Nixon makes you confess your crimes against the State. |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, malignant, negative, superior |
Feeling: | MAKEFATfuck |
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You (w/focus): | God _damn it_ Loffen is such a big fat fuck. |
Them (w/focus): | God _damn it_ Loffen is such a big fat fuck. |
Him/her: | God _damn it_ you are such a big fat fuck. |
Karma: | -5 |
Group: | sysops |
Classes: | funny, negative, superior, malignant |
Created: | 20030906 |
Feeling: | MOAn |
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You (wo/focus): | You start to moan. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon starts to moan. |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Feeling: | MOCk |
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You (w/focus): | You mock Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon mocks Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon mocks you. |
You (wo/focus): | You stumble, mock shot in the heart. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stumbles, mock shot in the heart. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | malignant, negative, superior |
Feeling: | MOOnwalk |
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You (w/focus): | You moonwalk up and down Loffen's ass. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon moonwalks up and down Loffen's ass. |
Him/her: | Nixon moonwalks up and down your ass. |
Classes: | negative, vulgar, funny, tactile |
Story: | What Michael Jackson threatens to do in Eddie Murphy's "Raw". |
Feeling: | MOUrn |
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You (w/focus): | You mourn Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon mourns Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon mourns you. |
You (wo/focus): | You are in mourning. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is in mourning. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | MUSTDie |
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You (w/focus): | Loffen must die, so that you may live. |
Them (w/focus): | Loffen must die, so that Nixon may live. |
Him/her: | You must die, so that Nixon may live. |
Classes: | superior, negative |
Feeling: | MUTter |
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You (wo/focus): | You mutter something to yourself. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon mutters something to himself. |
Classes: | negative, inferior, audible |
Feeling: | NAG |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You nag Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon nags Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon nags you. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | NAIl |
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You (w/focus): | You nail Loffen to the floor. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon nails Loffen to the floor. |
Him/her: | Nixon nails you to the floor. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, superior, malignant, audible, tactile |
Feeling: | NAMUsed |
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You (w/focus): | You are not amused with Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon is not amused with Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon is not amused with you. |
You (wo/focus): | You are not amused. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is not amused. |
Classes: | negative, superior |
Feeling: | NERvous |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You make nervous sounds. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes nervous sounds. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | NEUrosis |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You nourish a healthy neurosis. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon nourishes a healthy neurosis. |
Classes: | positive, negative |
Feeling: | NIh |
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You (w/focus): | You go NI! at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon goes NI! at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon goes NI! at you. |
Karma: | -5 |
Classes: | malignant, audible, superior, negative, aggressive |
Story: | "The Knights Who Say Ni!" threatens King Arthur in "Monty Python and the Knights of the Round Table" by saying NI! to torment them. |
Feeling: | OBScene |
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You (wo/focus): | You roll your eyes and make an obscene hand gesture. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rolls his eyes and makes an obscene hand gesture. |
Classes: | vulgar, funny, negative, superior |
Feeling: | ONEhand |
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You (w/focus): | You notice that Loffen is an expert at one handed typing... |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon notices that Loffen is an expert at one handed typing... |
Him/her: | Nixon notices that you are an expert at one handed typing... |
Classes: | negative, superior, malignant |
Feeling: | OPErate |
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You (w/focus): | You prepare Loffen for surgery. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon prepares Loffen for surgery. |
Him/her: | Nixon prepares you for surgery. |
Classes: | negative, superior, malignant, tactile, aggressive |
Feeling: | OPInion |
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You (w/focus): | If you wanted Loffen's opinion, you'd beat it out of him. |
Them (w/focus): | If Nixon wanted Loffen's opinion, he'd beat it out of him. |
Him/her: | If Nixon wanted your opinion, he'd beat it out of you. |
Classes: | superior, negative |
Feeling: | OPPress |
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You (w/focus): | You oppress Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon oppresses Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon opresses you. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, negative |
Feeling: | OVERHead |
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You (wo/focus): | You watch your joke sail over the heads of your audience. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon watches his joke sail over the heads of his audience. |
Classes: | superior, negative |
Feeling: | OVErrun |
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You (w/focus): | You overrun Loffen with fire and the sword. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon overruns Loffen with fire and the sword. |
Him/her: | Nixon overruns you with fire and the sword. |
Default extension: | with fire and the sword |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | funny, aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | PANT |
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You (wo/focus): | You hang out your tongue and pant heavily. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hangs out his tongue and pants heavily. |
Default extension: | heavily |
Classes: | vulgar, negative |
Feeling: | PANic |
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You (w/focus): | You run away from Loffen in panic. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon runs away from Loffen in panic. |
Him/her: | Nixon runs away from you in panic. |
You (wo/focus): | You run away in panic. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon runs away in panic. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | PAWN |
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You (w/focus): | You pawn Loffen and swallow the ticket. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon pawns Loffen and swallows the ticket. |
Him/her: | Nixon pawns you and swallows the ticket. |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Feeling: | PCArd |
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You (w/focus): | You demand to see Loffen's Communist Party card. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon demands to see Loffen's Communist Party card. |
Him/her: | Nixon demands to see your Communist Party card. |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, negative, superior |
Feeling: | PELt |
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You (w/focus): | You tie Loffen to a tree, and pelt him with small pebbles. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon ties Loffen to a tree, and pelts him with small pebbles. |
Him/her: | Nixon ties you to a tree, and pelts you with small pebbles. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | PICk |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You pick Loffen's nose. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon picks Loffen's nose. |
Him/her: | Nixon picks your nose. |
You (wo/focus): | You pick your nose. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon picks his nose. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | vulgar, negative |
Feeling: | PISSed |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You are pissed off. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is pissed off. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | PLANEcrash |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You make like a plane, crashing. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes like a plane, crashing. |
Classes: | negative, audible, funny |
Feeling: | PLUnder |
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You (w/focus): | You send your knights to plunder Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon sends his knights to plunder Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon sends his knights to plunder you. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | POInt |
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You (w/focus): | You point at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon points at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon points at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You point. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon points. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | POke |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You poke at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon pokes at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon pokes at you. |
Classes: | negative, tactile, superior |
Feeling: | PREY |
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You (w/focus): | You prey on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon preys on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon preys on you. |
You (wo/focus): | You prey. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon preys. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | PROd |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You prod Loffen in a particularly annoying manner. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon prods Loffen in a particularly annoying manner. |
Him/her: | Nixon prods you in a particularly annoying manner. |
Default extension: | in a particularly annoying manner |
Classes: | negative, tactile |
Feeling: | PUKe |
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You (w/focus): | You puke on Loffen's shoes. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon pukes on Loffen's shoes. |
Him/her: | Nixon pukes on your shoes. |
You (wo/focus): | You puke on your shoes. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pukes on his shoes. |
Classes: | vulgar, aggressive, funny, negative |
Feeling: | PULp |
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You (w/focus): | You beat Loffen to a bloody pulp. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon beats Loffen to a bloody pulp. |
Him/her: | Nixon beats you to a bloody pulp. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | funny, aggressive, tactile, superior, negative |
Feeling: | PUNch |
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You (w/focus): | You punch Loffen in the face. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon punches Loffen in the face. |
Him/her: | Nixon punches you in the face. |
You (wo/focus): | You punch some holes in the air. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon punches some holes in the air. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | PURSUe |
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You (w/focus): | You pursue Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon pursues Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon pursues you. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | RADiate |
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You (wo/focus): | You radiate cold shafts of broken glass. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon radiates cold shafts of broken glass. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Story: | From Pink Floyd's The Wall. |
Feeling: | RAGE |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You rage against Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rage against Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon rage against you. |
You (wo/focus): | You rage. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rage. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | RAGe |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You rage. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rages. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | RAIN |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You rain on Loffen's parade. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rains on Loffen's parade. |
Him/her: | Nixon rains on your parade. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20040118 |
Feeling: | RAMPage |
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You (wo/focus): | You go on a rampage! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes on a rampage! |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | RAPe |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You rape Loffen's nostrils. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rapes Loffen's nostrils. |
Him/her: | Nixon rapes your nostrils. |
Classes: | vulgar, funny, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | READweep |
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You (wo/focus): | You read it and weep. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon reads it and weeps. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20050513 |
Feeling: | RECoil |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You recoil from Loffen in horror. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon recoils from Loffen in horror. |
Him/her: | Nixon recoils from you in horror. |
You (wo/focus): | You recoil in horror. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon recoils in horror. |
Default extension: | in horror |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | REFuse |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You refuse. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon refuses. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | REHab |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You have Loffen committed to rehab. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon has Loffen committed to rehab. |
Him/her: | Nixon has you committed to rehab. |
You (wo/focus): | You enter rehab. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon enters rehab. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | RESent |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You resent that! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon resents that! |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | RETaliate |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You retaliate against Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon retaliates against Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon retaliates against you. |
You (wo/focus): | You retaliate. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon retaliates. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | REVEnge |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You plot revenge. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon plots revenge. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | RIBs |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You poke Loffen in the ribs. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon pokes Loffen in the ribs. |
Him/her: | Nixon pokes you in the ribs. |
Default extension: | in the ribs |
Classes: | negative, tactile, superior |
Feeling: | RIOt |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You start a riot! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon starts a riot! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | RIP |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen to pieces. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen to pieces. |
Him/her: | Nixon rips you to pieces. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | RIPRoarer |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You let off a real rip-roarer. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon lets off a real rip-roarer. |
Classes: | negative, audible, vulgar |
Feeling: | ROLl |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You roll Loffen's eyes. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rolls Loffen's eyes. |
Him/her: | Nixon rolls your eyes. |
You (wo/focus): | You roll your eyes. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rolls his eyes. |
Classes: | negative, superior |
Feeling: | RUBBERGlue |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You are rubber, Loffen is glue. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon is rubber, Loffen is glue. |
Him/her: | Nixon is rubber, you are glue. |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Created: | 20040118 |
Feeling: | RUNaway |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! you shout, and run away. |
Them (wo/focus): | RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! Nixon shouts, and runs away. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Story: | When confronted with the horrible blood-sucking, flesh-eating rabbit, the Knights of the Round Table screams this. |
Feeling: | SACrifice |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen's living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen's living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
Him/her: | Nixon rips your living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
You (wo/focus): | You offer yourself as a burnt sacrifice. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon offers himself as a burnt sacrifice. |
Classes: | negative, superior, aggressive, malignant, tactile |
Feeling: | SARcasm |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You drip with sarcasm. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon drips with sarcasm. |
Classes: | superior, negative |
Feeling: | SATAn |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You worship Satan. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon worships Satan. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | SBANish |
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You (w/focus): | On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution you banish Loffen to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia. |
Them (w/focus): | On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution Nixon banishes Loffen to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia. |
Him/her: | On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution Nixon banishes you to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia. |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | SCAPegoat |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You appoint Loffen scapegoat. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon appoints Loffen scapegoat. |
Him/her: | Nixon appoints you scapegoat. |
You (wo/focus): | You're a scapegoat. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is a scapegoat. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | SCOWl |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You scowl at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon scowls at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon scowls at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You scowl. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon scowls. |
Classes: | malignant, negative |
Feeling: | SCOff |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You scoff at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon scoffs at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon scoffs at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You scoff. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon scoffs. |
Classes: | superior, malignant, negative |
Feeling: | SCReam |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You scream. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon screams. |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Feeling: | SELL |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You sell Loffen for 30 pieces of silver. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon sells Loffen for 30 pieces of silver. |
Him/her: | Nixon sells you for 30 pieces of silver. |
Classes: | negative, malignant |
Story: | Judas sold out Jesus to the Romans for 30 pieces of silver. |
Feeling: | SHAkehead |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You shake Loffen's head. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shakes Loffen's head. |
Him/her: | Nixon shakes your head. |
Classes: | aggressive, funny, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | SHEd |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You shed a tear. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sheds a tear. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | SHITEis |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You suffer from don't-give-a-shite-is. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon suffers from don't-give-a-shite-is. |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Created: | 20040118 |
Feeling: | SHOElaces |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You tie Loffen's shoelaces together. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon ties Loffen's shoelaces together. |
Him/her: | Nixon ties your shoelaces together. |
You (wo/focus): | You tie your shoelaces together. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon ties his shoelaces together. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | funny, aggressive, negative, tactile |
Feeling: | SHOTgun |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You slug away at Loffen with your shotgun. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slugs away at Loffen with his shotgun. |
Him/her: | Nixon slugs away at you with his shotgun. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, audible |
Feeling: | SHUDder |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You shudder violently. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon shudders violently. |
Default extension: | violently |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | SHUFfle |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You shuffle off and shoot yourself. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon shuffles off and shoots himself. |
Karma: | -6 |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | SICK |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You are violently sick on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon is violently sick on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon is violently sick on you. |
You (wo/focus): | You're gonna be sick. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's gonna be sick. |
Default grade: | violently |
Classes: | negative, audible, tactile, vulgar |
Feeling: | SIDeways |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You edge away from Loffen sideways. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon edges away from Loffen sideways. |
Him/her: | Nixon edges away from you Loffen sideway. |
You (wo/focus): | You edge away sideways. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon edges away sideways. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | SIGh |
---|---|
You (wo/focus): | You sigh deeply. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sighs deeply. |
Default extension: | deeply |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Feeling: | SLAP |
---|---|
You (w/focus): | You slap Loffen senseless. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps Loffen senseless. |
Him/her: | Nixon slaps you senseless. |
You (wo/focus): | You slap yourself silly. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slaps himself silly. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | SLAPArm |
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You (wo/focus): | You slap your arm and gear up, you need it but bad! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slaps his arm and gears up, he needs it but bad! |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | SLAPHead |
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You (w/focus): | You slap your forehead at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps his forehead at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon slaps his forehead at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You slap your forehead. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slaps his forehead. |
Classes: | negative, superior, audible |
Feeling: | SLAsh |
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You (w/focus): | You cruelly slash Loffen's throat. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon cruelly slashes Loffen's throat. |
Him/her: | Nixon cruelly slashes your throat. |
Default grade: | cruelly |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | SLAy |
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You (w/focus): | You slay Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slays Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon slays you. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, superior |
Feeling: | SLIt |
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You (w/focus): | You slit Loffen's throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slits Loffen's throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
Him/her: | Nixon slits your throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
You (wo/focus): | You slit your throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slits his throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
Classes: | tactile, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | SMOther |
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You (w/focus): | You smother Loffen with passionate kisses. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon smothers Loffen with passionate kisses. |
Him/her: | Nixon smothers you with passionate kisses. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, friendly, affectionate, negative |
Feeling: | SNArl |
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You (w/focus): | You snarl at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon snarls at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon snarls at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You snarl. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon snarls. |
Classes: | audible, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | SNEER |
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You (w/focus): | You sneer at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon sneers at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon sneers at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You sneer. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sneers. |
Classes: | audible, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | SNICker |
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You (wo/focus): | You snicker. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon snickers. |
Classes: | audible, negative, superior, malignant |
Feeling: | SNIFf |
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You (wo/focus): | You sniff. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sniffs. |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Feeling: | SNOrt |
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You (w/focus): | You snort at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon snorts at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon snorts at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You snort. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon snorts. |
Classes: | negative, superior, audible |
Feeling: | SNOwflake |
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You (wo/focus): | You are not a unique and beautiful snowflake. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is not a unique and beautiful snowflake. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 19991207 |
Feeling: | SOB |
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You (wo/focus): | You sob. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sobs. |
Classes: | negative, audible, inferior |
Feeling: | SOLDout |
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You (wo/focus): | You sold out. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sold out. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Created: | 20040531 |
Feeling: | SPELling |
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You (w/focus): | You correct Loffen's spelling. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon corrects Loffen's spelling. |
Him/her: | Nixon corrects your spelling. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | SPIT |
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You (w/focus): | You spit on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon spits on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon spits on you. |
You (wo/focus): | You spit on the ground. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon spits on the ground. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | vulgar, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | SQUareroot |
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You (wo/focus): | You scrawl 25.807 on your forehead, marking you the square root of all evil. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon scrawls 25.807 on his forehead, marking him the square root of all evil. |
Classes: | negative, funny |
Created: | 20010421 |
Feeling: | STAB |
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You (w/focus): | You cruelly stab Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon cruelly stabs Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon cruelly stabs you. |
Default grade: | cruelly |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, malignant |
Feeling: | STAre |
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You (w/focus): | You stare blankly at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon stares blankly at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon stares blankly at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You blankly stare into space. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon blankly stares into space. |
Default grade: | blankly |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | STEam |
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You (wo/focus): | Steam comes out of your ears. |
Them (wo/focus): | Steam comes out of Nixon's ears. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | STFU |
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You (w/focus): | You offer Loffen a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon offers Loffen a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
Him/her: | Nixon offers you a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20020921 |
Feeling: | STINker |
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You (wo/focus): | You let loose a real stinker. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon lets loose a real stinker. |
Classes: | negative, vulgar |
Feeling: | STOmp |
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You (w/focus): | You stomp Loffen on the foot. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon stomps Loffen on the foot. |
Him/her: | Nixon stomps you on the foot. |
You (wo/focus): | You stomp your foot down. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stomps his foot down. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | STRUGgle |
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You (w/focus): | You struggle with Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon struggles with Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon struggels with you. |
You (wo/focus): | You struggle. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon struggles. |
Classes: | tactile, negative |
Feeling: | STRangle |
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You (w/focus): | You strangle Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon strangles Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon strangles you. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | SUCK |
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You (w/focus): | You shamelessly suck up to Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shamelessly sucks up to Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon shamelessly sucks up to you. |
Default grade: | shamelessly |
Classes: | friendly, negative, inferior |
Feeling: | SULk |
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You (wo/focus): | You sulk. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sulks. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | SUMmon |
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You (wo/focus): | Performing dark and secret rites, you summon powerful daemons from beyond! |
Them (wo/focus): | Performing dark and secret rites, Nixon summons powerful daemons from beyond! |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | superior, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | SUPERBHit |
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You (w/focus): | You hit Loffen. It was a superb hit! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hits Loffen. It was a superb hit! |
Him/her: | Nixon hits you. It was a superb hit! |
Classes: | negative, audible, aggressive |
Story: | See GOODHit. |
Feeling: | SUSPect |
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You (w/focus): | You suspect Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon suspects Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon suspects you. |
Classes: | negative, funny |
Feeling: | SUX |
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You (wo/focus): | You suck. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sucks. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | SWAllow |
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You (wo/focus): | You swallow deeply. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon swallows deeply. |
Default extension: | deeply |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | SWEAt |
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You (wo/focus): | You sweat like a pig. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sweats like a pig. |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Feeling: | SWEar |
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You (wo/focus): | You swear. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon swears. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | negative, audible |
Feeling: | SWIPe |
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You (w/focus): | You swing around in a vicious karate swipe sending most of Loffen's teeth flying in a curved spray of blood and gristle. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon swings around in a vicious karate swipe sending most of Loffen's teeth flying in a curved spray of blood and gristle. |
Him/her: | Nixon swings around in a vicious karate swipe sending most of your teeth flying in a curved spray of blood and gristle. |
Classes: | tactile, negative, superior |
Feeling: | TACKle |
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You (w/focus): | You tackle Loffen brutally. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon tackles Loffen brutally. |
Him/her: | Nixon tackles you brutally. |
Default extension: | brutally |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | TAKEit |
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You (wo/focus): | You can't take it anymore. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon can't take it anymore. |
Classes: | negative, inferior |
Feeling: | TAPE |
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You (w/focus): | You blatantly tape Loffen's mouth shut. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon blatantly tapes Loffen's mouth shut. |
Him/her: | Nixon blatantly tapes your mouth shut. |
Default grade: | blatantly |
Classes: | funny, tactile, negative, aggressive, superior |
Feeling: | TAUnt |
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You (w/focus): | You taunt Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon taunts Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon taunts you. |
Classes: | malignant, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | TEASe |
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You (w/focus): | You tease Loffen mercilessly. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon teases Loffen mercilessly. |
Him/her: | Nixon teases you mercilessly. |
Default extension: | mercilessly |
Classes: | malignant, negative |
Feeling: | TEAr |
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You (wo/focus): | You wipe a tear. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon wipes a tear. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | THINKNot |
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You (wo/focus): | You think not. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon thinks not. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | THREaten |
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You (w/focus): | You threaten Loffen blatantly. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon threatens Loffen blatantly. |
Him/her: | Nixon threatens you blatantly. |
Default extension: | blatantly |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | THUMBSDown |
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You (w/focus): | You give Loffen a thumbs-down. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon gives Loffen a thumbs-down. |
Him/her: | Nixon gives you a thumbs-down. |
You (wo/focus): | You give a thumbs-down. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon gives a thumbs-down. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20061230 |
Feeling: | TICKEt |
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You (w/focus): | You punch Loffen's ticket. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon punches Loffen's ticket. |
Him/her: | Nixon punches your ticket. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20040531 |
Feeling: | TICKLe |
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You (w/focus): | Loffen ends up in a heap on the floor as you tickle him mercilessly. |
Them (w/focus): | Loffen ends up in a heap on the floor as Nixon tickles him mercilessly. |
Him/her: | You end up in a heap on the floor as Nixon tickles you mercilessly. |
Default extension: | mercilessly |
Classes: | negative, affectionate, tactile, funny |
Feeling: | TIPOff |
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You (w/focus): | You tip off the secret police about Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon tips off the secret police about Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon tips off the secret police about you. |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | TRIP |
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You (w/focus): | You trip Loffen, who falls flat on his face. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon trips Loffen, who falls flat on his face. |
Him/her: | Nixon trips you, and you fall flat on your face. |
You (wo/focus): | You trip, and fall flat on your face. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon trips, and falls flat on his face. |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | TWItch |
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You (wo/focus): | You twitch nervously. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon twitches nervously. |
Default extension: | nervously |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | USEFul |
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You (w/focus): | You suggest Loffen makes himself useful. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon suggests Loffen makes himself useful. |
Him/her: | Nixon suggests you make yourself useful. |
Classes: | superior, negative |
Feeling: | USEless |
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You (wo/focus): | You are useless. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is useless. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | UZI |
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You (w/focus): | You whip out your Uzi, empty it in Loffen's gut, snap in another clip and empty it again. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon whips out his Uzi, empties it in Loffen's gut, snaps in another clip and empties it again. |
Him/her: | Nixon whips out his Uzi, empties it in your gut, snaps in antoher clip and empties it again. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | superior, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | VAPorize |
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You (w/focus): | You vaporize Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon vaporizes Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon vaporizes you. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | VOMit |
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You (w/focus): | You vomit all over Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon vomits all over Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon vomits all over you. |
You (wo/focus): | You vomit all over the place. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon vomits all over the place. |
Classes: | vulgar, negative, audible |
Feeling: | VULcan |
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You (w/focus): | You use the Vulcan Death Grip on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon uses the Vulcan Death Grip on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon uses the Vulcan Death Grip on you. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | negative, tactile, aggressive |
Story: | Spock, the Vulcan in the series "Star Trek", supposedly used the Vulcan Death Grip to kill people. In the series, however, there is no such thing. Nobody seems to know where this "grip" has come from. |
Feeling: | WAIL |
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You (wo/focus): | You wail loudly. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon wails loudly. |
Default extension: | loudly |
Classes: | negative, audible, inferior |
Feeling: | WARN |
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You (w/focus): | You warn Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon warns Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon warns you. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | WEDDingring |
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You (wo/focus): | You hammer your wedding ring into a bullet. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hammers his wedding ring into a bullet. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20050513 |
Story: | Tom Waits 2004 album. |
Feeling: | WEDgie |
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You (w/focus): | You give Loffen a huge wedgie. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon gives Loffen a huge wedgie. |
Him/her: | Nixon reaches down into your trousers, pulling up your undies until you think you're gonna die! |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | malignant, aggressive, tactile, funny, superior, negative |
Feeling: | WEEP |
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You (wo/focus): | You weep. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon weeps. |
Classes: | negative, audible, inferior |
Feeling: | WHAck |
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You (w/focus): | You whack Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon whacks Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon whacks you. |
Classes: | negative, superior |
Feeling: | WHIMper |
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You (wo/focus): | You whimper. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon whimpers. |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Feeling: | WHINe |
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You (wo/focus): | You whine. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon whines. |
Classes: | negative, audible |
Feeling: | WHIStle |
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You (w/focus): | You whistle at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon whistles at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon whistles at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You whistle. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon whistles. |
Classes: | vulgar, friendly, negative, affectionate, audible |
Feeling: | WHIp |
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You (w/focus): | You whip Loffen along. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon whips Loffen along. |
Him/her: | Nixon whips you along. |
You (wo/focus): | You crack the whip. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cracks the whip. |
Classes: | negative, superior, tactile, aggressive |
Feeling: | WINce |
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You (wo/focus): | You wince. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon winces. |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | WRING |
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You (w/focus): | You wring Loffen's neck. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon wrings Loffen's neck. |
Him/her: | Nixon wrings your neck. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, superior, malignant |
Feeling: | WRINKle |
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You (wo/focus): | You wrinkle your nose in disgust. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon wrinkles his nose in disgust. |
Default extension: | in disgust |
Classes: | negative |
Feeling: | YEll |
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You (w/focus): | You yell at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon yells Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon yells at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You yell. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon yells. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, audible |