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You (wo/focus): | You scrawl 0666 on your forehead, marking you readable/writable for Satan. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon scrawls 0666 on his forehead, marking him readable/writable for Satan. |
Created: | 20020329 |
You (wo/focus): | You go to 11. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes to 11. |
Classes: | funny |
Story: | In "This is Spinal Tap", one of the guitarists has an amplifier that unlike most other amplifiers in the trade, that only go to 10, goes to 11. The interviewer points out that it would be just the same as dividing the scale into 10, to which the guy only replies, "but this goes to 11." |
You (w/focus): | You are at war with Loffen. You have always been at war with Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon is at war with Loffen. Nixon has always been at war with Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon is at war with you. Nixon has always been at war with you. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20020921 |
You (wo/focus): | You party like it's 1999. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon parties like it's 1999. |
Created: | 20020921 |
You (wo/focus): | My god, you are full of stars. |
Them (wo/focus): | My god, Nixon is full of stars. |
Classes: | funny |
Story: | Dave's comment as he flies into the black monolith orbiting Jupiter in "2001: A space odyssey". |
You (wo/focus): | You have 20 seconds to comply. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon has 20 seconds to comply. |
Created: | 20081229 |
You (wo/focus): | You spread your arms, to infinity and beyond. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon spreads his arms, to infinity and beyond. |
Classes: | funny |
Story: | Buzz Lightyear, in the Pixar/Disney animated film Toy Story. |
You (wo/focus): | You scrawl 333 on your forehead, marking you the Semi-Christ. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon scrawls 333 on his forehead, marking him the Semi-Christ. |
You (wo/focus): | You scrawl a small 666 on your forehead. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon scrawls a small 666 on his forehead. |
You (wo/focus): | You scrawl a small 667 on your forehead, marking you the neighbour of the beast. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon scrawls a small 667 on his forehead, marking him the neighbour of the beast. |
You (wo/focus): | You go to 7-11. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes to 7-11. |
Classes: | funny |
You (wo/focus): | You call 911. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon calls 911. |
You (w/focus): | You don't understand Loffen at all. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon doesn't understand Loffen at all. |
Him/her: | Nixon doesn't understand you at all. |
You (wo/focus): | You don't understand at all. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon doesn't understand at all. |
You (w/focus): | You shamelessly abduct Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shamelessly abducts Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon shamelessly abducts you. |
Default grade: | shamelessly |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, funny, tactile, negative |
You (w/focus): | You accuse Loffen of rightist deviationism. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon accuses Loffen of rightist deviationism. |
Him/her: | Nixon accuses you of rightist deviationism. |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, negative |
You (wo/focus): | You ack. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon acks. |
Classes: | audible |
You (w/focus): | You acknowledge Loffen's existence. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon acknowledges Loffen's existence. |
Him/her: | Nixon acknowledges your existence. |
Classes: | superior |
You (w/focus): | You acknowledge Loffen's presence. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon acknowledges Loffen's presence. |
Him/her: | Nixon acknowledges your presence. |
Classes: | superior |
You (wo/focus): | You pull out your Acme Secret Weapon. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pulls out his Acme Secret Weapon. |
Classes: | funny |
You (w/focus): | You add Loffen to your little black book. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon adds Loffen to his little black book. |
Him/her: | Nixon adds you to his little black book. |
Group: | burgeois |
Classes: | burgeois |
You (wo/focus): | You weep, and wipe a tear with your handkerchief. Adieu! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon weeps, and wipes a tear with his handkerchief. Adieu! |
You (w/focus): | You admire Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon admires Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon admires you. |
Classes: | affectionate, inferior, positive, friendly |
You (wo/focus): | You admit it. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon admits it. |
Created: | 20010801 |
You (w/focus): | You adore Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon adores Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon adores you. |
Classes: | friendly, positive |
You (wo/focus): | You will take that under advisement. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon will take that under advisement. |
Created: | 20061231 |
You (w/focus): | You agree with Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon agrees with Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon agrees with you. |
You (wo/focus): | You agree. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon agrees. |
Classes: | inferior, friendly, positive |
You (w/focus): | You are way ahead of Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon is way ahead of Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon is way ahead of you. |
You (wo/focus): | You go ahem. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes ahem. |
Classes: | superior, negative |
You (w/focus): | You ahoy Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon ahoys Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon ahoys you. |
You (wo/focus): | You ahoy. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon ahoys. |
Karma: | 1 |
Classes: | friendly, positive, audible |
You (w/focus): | You aid and abet Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon aids and abets Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon aids and abets you. |
Classes: | positive |
Created: | 20071012 |
You (wo/focus): | You aim to please. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon aims to please. |
Classes: | positive |
Created: | 20050513 |
You (wo/focus): | You come up for air. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon comes up for air. |
Created: | 20020329 |
You (wo/focus): | You air-quote. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon air-quotes. |
Created: | 20081229 |
You (wo/focus): | You sound the alarm. Auha! Auha! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sounds the alarm. Auha! Auha! |
Classes: | audible, negative |
Story: | Hartvig had a thing about submarines, and particulary enjoyed the phrase "Auha! Emergency surface!". On a misty morning at The Gathering 94 (or something), Hans Petter and Daniel found various "auha" directories strewn about our hard disks. There is disagreement whether this was actually "ahuha" or "auha". The "alarm" concept is also related to Bored of the Rings, where the quote is something like this: '[This or that spoof on LoTR] should certainly be enough to sound the alarm (or "alarum", as a certain professor would prefer)...' |
You (w/focus): | You liked Loffen's earlier albums. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon liked Loffen's earlier albums. |
Him/her: | Nixon liked your earlier albums. |
You (wo/focus): | You liked their earlier albums. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon liked their earlier albums. |
Classes: | funny, negative |
Created: | 20020329 |
You (wo/focus): | You issue a general alert in response to general threats. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon issues a general alert in response to general threats. |
Created: | 20040118 |
You (wo/focus): | You are the greatest! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is the greatest! |
Created: | 20010422 |
You (wo/focus): | You're staying alive. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's staying alive. |
Created: | 20080316 |
You (wo/focus): | You've seen it all. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's seen it all. |
Classes: | superior |
Created: | 20040118 |
You (wo/focus): | You're almost there. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's almost there. |
Created: | 20050513 |
You (wo/focus): | Protector of the AMERICAN way! |
Them (wo/focus): | Protector of the AMERICAN way! |
Group: | sysops |
Classes: | funny, superior |
You (wo/focus): | You think of amother. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon thinks of amother. |
Classes: | funny |
Created: | 20040531 |
Story: | A freudian slip is when you say one think and think of amother. |
You (w/focus): | You treat Loffen's body like an amusement park. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon treats Loffen's body like an amusement park. |
Him/her: | Nixon treats your body like an amusement park. |
You (wo/focus): | You treat your body like an amusement park. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon treats his body like an amusement park. |
Created: | 20080316 |
You (w/focus): | You annoy Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon annoys Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon annoys you. |
You (wo/focus): | You're annoying. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is annoying. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
You (wo/focus): | You are not in. This is your answering machine. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is not in. This is his answering machine. |
Classes: | white |
You (wo/focus): | You pull out your Acme Secret Anti Secret Weapon Weapon. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pulls out his Acme Secret Anti Secret Weapon Weapon. |
Classes: | funny |
You (wo/focus): | You come apart. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon comes apart. |
Classes: | negative |
Created: | 20050513 |
You (w/focus): | You apologize to Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon apologizes to Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon apologizes to you. |
You (wo/focus): | You apologize. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon apologizes. |
Karma: | 3 |
Classes: | friendly, positive, inferior |
You (wo/focus): | You flash the APPLAUSE sign. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon flashes the APPLAUSE sign. |
Classes: | funny |
You (w/focus): | You appreciate Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon appreciates Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon appreciates you. |
You (wo/focus): | You appreciate it. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon appreciates it. |
Classes: | positive, friendly |
Created: | 20010801 |
You (w/focus): | You applaud Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon applauds Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon applauds you. |
You (wo/focus): | You give a round of applause. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon gives a round of applause. |
Classes: | friendly, positive, audible |
You (w/focus): | You approve of Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon approves of Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon approves of you. |
You (wo/focus): | You approve. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon approves. |
Classes: | positive |
You (w/focus): | You approximate Loffen, precision is futile. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon approximates Loffen, precision is futile. |
Him/her: | Nixon approximates you, precision is futile. |
Classes: | funny |
Created: | 19991207 |
Story: | From Nixon's astrophysics lessons, which is to traditional physics as physics is to mathematics. 3/pi becomes 1, and the sun becomes flat and liquid. |
You (wo/focus): | You arm yourself. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon arms himself. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
You (wo/focus): | You arm your flaps. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon arms his flaps. |
Created: | 20080316 |
You (wo/focus): | You make flatulent noises with your armpit. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon makes flatulent noises with his armpit. |
Classes: | audible, funny, vulgar |
You (wo/focus): | You should of read the artical. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon should of read the artical. |
Created: | 20040531 |
Story: | Slashdot lingo. |
You (wo/focus): | You're asleep at the wheel. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's asleep at the wheel. |
Created: | 20071012 |
You (w/focus): | You fuck Loffen in the ass. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon fucks Loffen in the ass. |
Him/her: | Nixon fucks you in the ass. |
You (wo/focus): | Your ass becomes a perfect *. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's ass becomes a perfect *. |
Classes: | negative, vulgar, aggressive |
You (wo/focus): | You activate the asset. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon activates the asset. |
Created: | 20071012 |
You (w/focus): | You tear Loffen a new asshole. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon tears Loffen a new asshole. |
Him/her: | Nixon tears you a new asshole. |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, superior |
Created: | 20040531 |
You (w/focus): | You assist Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon assists Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon assists you. |
Classes: | positive |
Created: | 20040531 |
You (w/focus): | You assure Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon assures Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon assures you. |
Classes: | positive, superior |
You (wo/focus): | You, as well. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon, as well. |
You (wo/focus): | You snap to attention. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon snaps to attention. |
Classes: | positive, inferior |
You (wo/focus): | You avert your eyes. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon averts his eyes. |
Created: | 20050513 |
You (w/focus): | You avoid Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon avoids Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon avoids you. |
Classes: | negative |
You (w/focus): | Du tar avstand fra Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon tar avstand fra Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon tar avstand fra deg. |
You (wo/focus): | Du tar avstand. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon tar avstand. |
You (w/focus): | You are aware of Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon is aware of Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon is aware of you. |
Classes: | superior |
You (wo/focus): | It's a trick. You get an axe. |
Them (wo/focus): | It's a trick. Nixon gets an axe. |
Created: | 20071012 |
You (wo/focus): | You are the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah. |
Classes: | funny |
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