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Feeling:0666
You (wo/focus):You scrawl 0666 on your forehead, marking you readable/writable for Satan.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scrawls 0666 on his forehead, marking him readable/writable for Satan.
Created:20020329

Feeling:11
You (wo/focus):You go to 11.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes to 11.
Classes:funny
Story:In "This is Spinal Tap", one of the guitarists has an amplifier that unlike most other amplifiers in the trade, that only go to 10, goes to 11. The interviewer points out that it would be just the same as dividing the scale into 10, to which the guy only replies, "but this goes to 11."

Feeling:1984
You (w/focus):You are at war with Loffen. You have always been at war with Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is at war with Loffen. Nixon has always been at war with Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is at war with you. Nixon has always been at war with you.
Classes:negative
Created:20020921

Feeling:1999
You (wo/focus):You party like it's 1999.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon parties like it's 1999.
Created:20020921

Feeling:2001
You (wo/focus):My god, you are full of stars.
Them (wo/focus):My god, Nixon is full of stars.
Classes:funny
Story:Dave's comment as he flies into the black monolith orbiting Jupiter in "2001: A space odyssey".

Feeling:20seconds
You (wo/focus):You have 20 seconds to comply.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon has 20 seconds to comply.
Created:20081229

Feeling:2infinity
You (wo/focus):You spread your arms, to infinity and beyond.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon spreads his arms, to infinity and beyond.
Classes:funny
Story:Buzz Lightyear, in the Pixar/Disney animated film Toy Story.

Feeling:333
You (wo/focus):You scrawl 333 on your forehead, marking you the Semi-Christ.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scrawls 333 on his forehead, marking him the Semi-Christ.

Feeling:666
You (wo/focus):You scrawl a small 666 on your forehead.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scrawls a small 666 on his forehead.

Feeling:667
You (wo/focus):You scrawl a small 667 on your forehead, marking you the neighbour of the beast.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon scrawls a small 667 on his forehead, marking him the neighbour of the beast.

Feeling:711
You (wo/focus):You go to 7-11.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes to 7-11.
Classes:funny

Feeling:911
You (wo/focus):You call 911.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon calls 911.

Feeling:AA
You (w/focus):You don't understand Loffen at all.
Them (w/focus):Nixon doesn't understand Loffen at all.
Him/her:Nixon doesn't understand you at all.
You (wo/focus):You don't understand at all.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon doesn't understand at all.

Feeling:ABDuct
You (w/focus):You shamelessly abduct Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon shamelessly abducts Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon shamelessly abducts you.
Default grade:shamelessly
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, funny, tactile, negative

Feeling:ACCuse
You (w/focus):You accuse Loffen of rightist deviationism.
Them (w/focus):Nixon accuses Loffen of rightist deviationism.
Him/her:Nixon accuses you of rightist deviationism.
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, negative

Feeling:ACK
You (wo/focus):You ack.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon acks.
Classes:audible

Feeling:ACKNExistence
You (w/focus):You acknowledge Loffen's existence.
Them (w/focus):Nixon acknowledges Loffen's existence.
Him/her:Nixon acknowledges your existence.
Classes:superior

Feeling:ACKNowledge
You (w/focus):You acknowledge Loffen's presence.
Them (w/focus):Nixon acknowledges Loffen's presence.
Him/her:Nixon acknowledges your presence.
Classes:superior

Feeling:ACMe
You (wo/focus):You pull out your Acme Secret Weapon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pulls out his Acme Secret Weapon.
Classes:funny

Feeling:ADDbook
You (w/focus):You add Loffen to your little black book.
Them (w/focus):Nixon adds Loffen to his little black book.
Him/her:Nixon adds you to his little black book.
Group:burgeois
Classes:burgeois

Feeling:ADIeu
You (wo/focus):You weep, and wipe a tear with your handkerchief. Adieu!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon weeps, and wipes a tear with his handkerchief. Adieu!

Feeling:ADMire
You (w/focus):You admire Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon admires Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon admires you.
Classes:affectionate, inferior, positive, friendly

Feeling:ADMit
You (wo/focus):You admit it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon admits it.
Created:20010801

Feeling:ADOre
You (w/focus):You adore Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon adores Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon adores you.
Classes:friendly, positive

Feeling:ADVISement
You (wo/focus):You will take that under advisement.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon will take that under advisement.
Created:20061231

Feeling:AGRee
You (w/focus):You agree with Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon agrees with Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon agrees with you.
You (wo/focus):You agree.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon agrees.
Classes:inferior, friendly, positive

Feeling:AHEAd
You (w/focus):You are way ahead of Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is way ahead of Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is way ahead of you.

Feeling:AHEm
You (wo/focus):You go ahem.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes ahem.
Classes:superior, negative

Feeling:AHOy
You (w/focus):You ahoy Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon ahoys Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon ahoys you.
You (wo/focus):You ahoy.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon ahoys.
Karma:1
Classes:friendly, positive, audible

Feeling:AIDandabet
You (w/focus):You aid and abet Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon aids and abets Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon aids and abets you.
Classes:positive
Created:20071012

Feeling:AIM
You (wo/focus):You aim to please.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon aims to please.
Classes:positive
Created:20050513

Feeling:AIR
You (wo/focus):You come up for air.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon comes up for air.
Created:20020329

Feeling:AIRQuote
You (wo/focus):You air-quote.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon air-quotes.
Created:20081229

Feeling:ALArm
You (wo/focus):You sound the alarm. Auha! Auha!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sounds the alarm. Auha! Auha!
Classes:audible, negative
Story:Hartvig had a thing about submarines, and particulary enjoyed the phrase "Auha! Emergency surface!". On a misty morning at The Gathering 94 (or something), Hans Petter and Daniel found various "auha" directories strewn about our hard disks. There is disagreement whether this was actually "ahuha" or "auha". The "alarm" concept is also related to Bored of the Rings, where the quote is something like this: '[This or that spoof on LoTR] should certainly be enough to sound the alarm (or "alarum", as a certain professor would prefer)...'

Feeling:ALBums
You (w/focus):You liked Loffen's earlier albums.
Them (w/focus):Nixon liked Loffen's earlier albums.
Him/her:Nixon liked your earlier albums.
You (wo/focus):You liked their earlier albums.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon liked their earlier albums.
Classes:funny, negative
Created:20020329

Feeling:ALERt
You (wo/focus):You issue a general alert in response to general threats.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon issues a general alert in response to general threats.
Created:20040118

Feeling:ALI
You (wo/focus):You are the greatest!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the greatest!
Created:20010422

Feeling:ALIVE
You (wo/focus):You're staying alive.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's staying alive.
Created:20080316

Feeling:ALL
You (wo/focus):You've seen it all.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's seen it all.
Classes:superior
Created:20040118

Feeling:ALMOst
You (wo/focus):You're almost there.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's almost there.
Created:20050513

Feeling:AMErican
You (wo/focus):Protector of the AMERICAN way!
Them (wo/focus):Protector of the AMERICAN way!
Group:sysops
Classes:funny, superior

Feeling:AMOTher
You (wo/focus):You think of amother.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon thinks of amother.
Classes:funny
Created:20040531
Story:A freudian slip is when you say one think and think of amother.

Feeling:AMUSEmentpark
You (w/focus):You treat Loffen's body like an amusement park.
Them (w/focus):Nixon treats Loffen's body like an amusement park.
Him/her:Nixon treats your body like an amusement park.
You (wo/focus):You treat your body like an amusement park.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon treats his body like an amusement park.
Created:20080316

Feeling:ANNoying
You (w/focus):You annoy Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon annoys Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon annoys you.
You (wo/focus):You're annoying.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is annoying.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:ANSWering
You (wo/focus):You are not in. This is your answering machine.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is not in. This is his answering machine.
Classes:white

Feeling:ANTiacme
You (wo/focus):You pull out your Acme Secret Anti Secret Weapon Weapon.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pulls out his Acme Secret Anti Secret Weapon Weapon.
Classes:funny

Feeling:APArt
You (wo/focus):You come apart.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon comes apart.
Classes:negative
Created:20050513

Feeling:APOlogize
You (w/focus):You apologize to Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon apologizes to Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon apologizes to you.
You (wo/focus):You apologize.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon apologizes.
Karma:3
Classes:friendly, positive, inferior

Feeling:APPLAUSESign
You (wo/focus):You flash the APPLAUSE sign.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon flashes the APPLAUSE sign.
Classes:funny

Feeling:APPReciate
You (w/focus):You appreciate Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon appreciates Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon appreciates you.
You (wo/focus):You appreciate it.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon appreciates it.
Classes:positive, friendly
Created:20010801

Feeling:APPlaude
You (w/focus):You applaud Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon applauds Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon applauds you.
You (wo/focus):You give a round of applause.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gives a round of applause.
Classes:friendly, positive, audible

Feeling:APProve
You (w/focus):You approve of Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon approves of Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon approves of you.
You (wo/focus):You approve.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon approves.
Classes:positive

Feeling:APProximate
You (w/focus):You approximate Loffen, precision is futile.
Them (w/focus):Nixon approximates Loffen, precision is futile.
Him/her:Nixon approximates you, precision is futile.
Classes:funny
Created:19991207
Story:From Nixon's astrophysics lessons, which is to traditional physics as physics is to mathematics. 3/pi becomes 1, and the sun becomes flat and liquid.

Feeling:ARM
You (wo/focus):You arm yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon arms himself.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:ARMFlaps
You (wo/focus):You arm your flaps.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon arms his flaps.
Created:20080316

Feeling:ARMPit
You (wo/focus):You make flatulent noises with your armpit.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon makes flatulent noises with his armpit.
Classes:audible, funny, vulgar

Feeling:ARTICAL
You (wo/focus):You should of read the artical.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon should of read the artical.
Created:20040531
Story:Slashdot lingo.

Feeling:ASLEep
You (wo/focus):You're asleep at the wheel.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's asleep at the wheel.
Created:20071012

Feeling:ASS
You (w/focus):You fuck Loffen in the ass.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fucks Loffen in the ass.
Him/her:Nixon fucks you in the ass.
You (wo/focus):Your ass becomes a perfect *.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's ass becomes a perfect *.
Classes:negative, vulgar, aggressive

Feeling:ASSET
You (wo/focus):You activate the asset.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon activates the asset.
Created:20071012

Feeling:ASSHOLE
You (w/focus):You tear Loffen a new asshole.
Them (w/focus):Nixon tears Loffen a new asshole.
Him/her:Nixon tears you a new asshole.
Classes:tactile, aggressive, negative, superior
Created:20040531

Feeling:ASSISt
You (w/focus):You assist Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon assists Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon assists you.
Classes:positive
Created:20040531

Feeling:ASSUre
You (w/focus):You assure Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon assures Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon assures you.
Classes:positive, superior

Feeling:ASWell
You (wo/focus):You, as well.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon, as well.

Feeling:ATTention
You (wo/focus):You snap to attention.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon snaps to attention.
Classes:positive, inferior

Feeling:AVERTeyes
You (wo/focus):You avert your eyes.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon averts his eyes.
Created:20050513

Feeling:AVOid
You (w/focus):You avoid Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon avoids Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon avoids you.
Classes:negative

Feeling:AVStand
You (w/focus):Du tar avstand fra Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon tar avstand fra Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon tar avstand fra deg.
You (wo/focus):Du tar avstand.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon tar avstand.

Feeling:AWAre
You (w/focus):You are aware of Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon is aware of Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon is aware of you.
Classes:superior

Feeling:AXE
You (wo/focus):It's a trick. You get an axe.
Them (wo/focus):It's a trick. Nixon gets an axe.
Created:20071012

Feeling:AYAtollah
You (wo/focus):You are the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah.
Classes:funny