Feeling: | ABDuct |
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You (w/focus): | You shamelessly abduct Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shamelessly abducts Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon shamelessly abducts you. |
Default grade: | shamelessly |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, funny, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | ACCuse |
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You (w/focus): | You accuse Loffen of rightist deviationism. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon accuses Loffen of rightist deviationism. |
Him/her: | Nixon accuses you of rightist deviationism. |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | ANNoying |
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You (w/focus): | You annoy Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon annoys Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon annoys you. |
You (wo/focus): | You're annoying. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon is annoying. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | ARM |
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You (wo/focus): | You arm yourself. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon arms himself. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | ASS |
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You (w/focus): | You fuck Loffen in the ass. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon fucks Loffen in the ass. |
Him/her: | Nixon fucks you in the ass. |
You (wo/focus): | Your ass becomes a perfect *. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon's ass becomes a perfect *. |
Classes: | negative, vulgar, aggressive |
Feeling: | ASSHOLE |
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You (w/focus): | You tear Loffen a new asshole. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon tears Loffen a new asshole. |
Him/her: | Nixon tears you a new asshole. |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, superior |
Created: | 20040531 |
Feeling: | BANish |
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You (w/focus): | You banish Loffen to another dimension. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon banishes Loffen to another dimension. |
Him/her: | Nixon banishes you to another dimension. |
Default extension: | to another dimension |
Karma: | -6 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior, malignant |
Feeling: | BARF |
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You (w/focus): | You barf all over Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon barfs all over Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon barfs all over you. |
You (wo/focus): | You barf all over the place. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon barfs all over the place. |
Classes: | vulgar, tactile, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | BARricades |
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You (wo/focus): | You throw up barricades in the streets! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon throws up barricades in the streets! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive |
Feeling: | BBLADE |
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You (w/focus): | You swing and slam the narrow end of your briefcase into Loffen's back, depressing button #7. That's gotta hurt. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon swings and slams the narrow end of his briefcase into Loffen's back. It doesn't look all that painful, but his eyes widen with shock, and he curls up, grimacing. You notice a flash of metal as the briefcase retracts something. |
Him/her: | Something pointy and something blunt hits you square in the back, penetrating deeply before it is withdrawn. The pain and shock leaves you stunned. You curl up on the ground. |
Group: | hans_petter.jansson |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | BEHead |
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You (w/focus): | You have Loffen beheaded. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon has Loffen beheaded. |
Him/her: | Nixon has you beheaded. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | BGUN |
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You (wo/focus): | You massacre everyone with a spray of bullets emanating from your black briefcase. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon, frowning slightly, massacres everyone with a spray of bullets emanating from his black briefcase. |
Group: | hans_petter.jansson |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Story: | One of a series of specials added by and for Hans Petter. Unlike the other special sysop feelings in that instead of just being bigger and more bloody than the regular set of violent feelings, they are cynical, slick and cool. |
Feeling: | BIGBrick |
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You (w/focus): | With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, you split Loffen's skull in half. |
Them (w/focus): | With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, Nixon splits Loffen's skull in half. |
Him/her: | With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, Nixon splits your skull in half. |
You (wo/focus): | You pick up an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon picks up an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile |
Story: | From Nick Cave's Murder Ballad album, the song is called O'Malley's Bar, and is 15 minute long, not too well performed, account on how a burnt out regular executes all the denziens of the local pub, and finally gets caught by the police. The song ends with him counting his fingers in the police car. |
Feeling: | BITChslap |
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You (w/focus): | You bitchslap Loffen and call him Susan. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon bitchslaps Loffen and calls him Susan. |
Him/her: | Nixon bitchslaps you and calls you Susan. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior, tactile |
Feeling: | BITe |
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You (w/focus): | You bite Loffen like a dog. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon bites Loffen like a dog. |
Him/her: | Nixon bites you like a dog. |
Default extension: | like a dog |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | BLASt |
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You (w/focus): | You fire away at Loffen with your trusty blaster. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon fires away at Loffen with his trusty blaster. |
Him/her: | Nixon fires away at you with his trusty blaster. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | aggressive, funny, negative, superior |
Feeling: | BLEnd |
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You (w/focus): | You stuff Loffen in the blender, and hit `Frappé'. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon stuffs Loffen in the blender, and hits `Frappé'. |
Him/her: | Nixon stuffs you in the blender, and hits `Frappé'. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, superior |
Feeling: | BLUnt |
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You (w/focus): | You strike Loffen with a blunt object. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon strikes Loffen with a blunt object. |
Him/her: | Nixon strikes you with a blunt object. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | BONes |
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You (w/focus): | You gnaw on Loffen's bones. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon gnaws on Loffen's bones. |
Him/her: | Nixon gnaws on your bones. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | BORG |
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You (w/focus): | You assimilate Loffen, resistance is futile. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon assimilates Loffen, resistance is futile. |
Him/her: | Nixon assimilates you, resistance is futile. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | BORK |
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You (w/focus): | You put ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon puts ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork. |
Him/her: | Nixon puts you in de oven bork bork bork. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, funny |
Story: | From the Muppet Show, and the Sweedish cook. |
Feeling: | BOnk |
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You (w/focus): | You bonk Loffen on the head. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon bonks Loffen on the head. |
Him/her: | Nixon bonks you on the head. |
You (wo/focus): | You bonk yourself on the head. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon bonks himself on the head. |
Classes: | funny, tactile, superior, aggressive |
Feeling: | BRINgdown |
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You (wo/focus): | You bring down the bourgeois class with armed revolution! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon brings down the bourgeois class with armed revolution! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, positive |
Feeling: | BULLY |
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You (w/focus): | You bully Loffen, who starts to cry. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon bullies Loffen, who starts to cry. |
Him/her: | Nixon bullies you, and you start to cry. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, malignant |
Feeling: | BURNBottom |
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You (w/focus): | You burn Loffen's bottom up. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon burns Loffen's bottom up. |
Him/her: | Nixon burns your bottom up. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | vulgar, aggressive, funny, tactile, negative, superior |
Feeling: | BURNwhite |
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You (wo/focus): | You burn a white flag. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon burns a white flag. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Created: | 20040118 |
Feeling: | CANE |
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You (w/focus): | You wield the cane on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon wields the cane on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon wields the cane on you. |
You (wo/focus): | You fetch your cane. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon fetches his cane. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile, superior |
Feeling: | CHARge |
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You (w/focus): | You charge Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon charges Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon charges you. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | CHESt |
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You (wo/focus): | You beat your chest. Thump, thump, thump! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon beats his chest. Thump, thump, thump! |
Classes: | funny, audible, vulgar, aggressive, positive |
Feeling: | CHROMe |
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You (wo/focus): | You stuff and chrome the world's last dolphin and put it on the hood of your car. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stuffs and chromes the world's last dolphin and puts it on the hood of his car. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | superior, aggressive, funny, malignant |
Story: | From alt.pave.the.earth, the rival group to alt.destroy.the.earth, as the anti-group for alt.save.the.earth, and in my opinion, superior. This was an actual posting, in a sequence of messages relating to how to ornament the various hypercars people would build when they had paved the entire surface of the world, and could drive as fast as they wanted without such tiresome encumberances as, say, steering. This guy had almost seemed to "win" by suggesting he'd take the last dolphin, chrome it, and put it on the hood. But later on, it was suggested that such a hood ornament would be aerodynamical, and in that way environmental, whereupon it was suggested he just drag the chromed dolphin behind the car instead. Other such issued was wether to keep one or two species of cow for producing cheeseburgers. One species would mean using more than one part of the animal for produce (milk, meat), which would be environmental. Using two species would increase biodiversity. The feeling also mirrors Dennis Leary's "Asshole" song, where he drives a pink 1968 Chevy convertable with whale skin hubcaps, all leather cow interor and big baby seal eyes for headlights. See *flag. |
Feeling: | CLAws |
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You (wo/focus): | You grow claws. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon grows claws. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, malignant |
Feeling: | COLlective |
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You (w/focus): | You put ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon puts ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg. |
Him/her: | Nixon puts you in de collective borg borg borg. |
Classes: | funny, negative, aggressive, superior, tactile |
Story: | Spoof on the first Star Trek Next Generaton movie, and the infamous Borg, who assimilated prisoners into their hivemind, and of course, the *bork feeling. See *assimilate, as well. |
Feeling: | CROWdplease |
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You (w/focus): | You have Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon has Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight! |
Him/her: | Nixon has you publicly executed, to the crowd's delight! |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | CRUCify |
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You (w/focus): | You crucify Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon crucifies Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon crucifies you. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Created: | 20040531 |
Feeling: | CRUSAde |
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You (w/focus): | You organize a crusade against Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon organizes a crusade against Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon organizes a crusade against Loffen. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, positive |
Feeling: | CRUSH |
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You (w/focus): | You crush Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon crushes Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy! |
Him/her: | Nixon crushes your feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy! |
You (wo/focus): | You crush the riff-raff's rebellion. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon crushes the riff-raff's rebellion. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, negative |
Feeling: | CURse |
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You (w/focus): | You curse Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon curses Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon curses you. |
You (wo/focus): | You curse. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon curses. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | CUTeyes |
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You (w/focus): | You cut Loffen's eyes out, one by one. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon cuts Loffen's eyes out, one by one. |
Him/her: | Nixon cuts your eyes out, one by one. |
You (wo/focus): | You cut your eyes out, one by one. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cuts his eyes out, one by one. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, superior, malignant |
Feeling: | DEClare |
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You (w/focus): | You declare war on Loffen! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon declares war on Loffen! |
Him/her: | Nixon declares war on you! |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | DEFCon |
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You (wo/focus): | You go to Defcon in bundles of 10. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes to Defcon in bundles of 10. |
Default extension: | in bundles of 10 |
Classes: | negative, audible, aggressive |
Story: | The Defcon-grades, ranging from 5 to 1, is a scale the US of A uses when threatened by war. First seen on screen in the movie "Wargames", it has now become a common term. |
Feeling: | DEFEnestrate |
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You (w/focus): | You defenestrate Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon defenestrates Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon defenestrates you. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, tactile, funny |
Story: | Defenestration is a horrible way of execution, involving carrying the victim/lawbreaker to the top of a very tall tower, and then pushing him/her out. Particulary popular in the eastern parts of Europe, this tradition is now commemorated each year in some backwards town in Spain, using a goat instead of a real person. There's a whole series of messages associated with this, check it out on http://find.fix.no/. |
Feeling: | DRAw |
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You (wo/focus): | You draw! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon draws! |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | DRILl |
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You (w/focus): | You drill Loffen full of holes. Eeew. You got blood all over him. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon drills Loffen full of holes. Eeew. He got blood all over you. |
Him/her: | Nixon drills you full of holes. Eeew. He got blood all over you. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | DUEl |
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You (w/focus): | You challenge Loffen to a duel! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon challenges Loffen to a duel! |
Him/her: | Nixon challenges you to a duel! |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | EGG |
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You (w/focus): | You laugh wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at you. |
Default grade: | wickedly |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, vulgar, aggressive, audible |
Feeling: | EJEct |
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You (w/focus): | You flick a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon flicks a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon. |
Him/her: | Nixon flicks a switch with your name on it, triggering an ejector mechanism sending you whizzing off into the horizon. |
You (wo/focus): | You hit the eject-button and go spinning off into the air. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hits the eject-button and goes spinning off into the air. |
Group: | sysops |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, funny, superior |
Feeling: | ELBow |
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You (w/focus): | You ram an elbow into Loffen's mouth. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rams an elbow into Loffen's mouth. |
Him/her: | Nixon rams an elbow into your mouth. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, malignant |
Feeling: | ELEctrocute |
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You (w/focus): | You electrocute Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon electrocutes Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon electrocutes you. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | EMPty |
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You (w/focus): | You empty your revolver at Loffen. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon empties his revolver at Loffen. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click. |
Him/her: | Nixon empties his revolver at you. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, audible |
Feeling: | FACeoff |
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You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen's face off and wipe your ass with it. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen's face off and wipes his ass with it. |
Him/her: | Nixon rips your face off and wipes his ass with it. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, funny, tactile, malignant |
Feeling: | FATWa |
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You (w/focus): | You issue a fatwa. Loffen must die! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon issues a fatwa. Loffen must die! |
Him/her: | Nixon issues a fatwa. You must die! |
Classes: | negative, malignant, aggressive |
Feeling: | FEIgn |
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You (wo/focus): | You feign innocence. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon feigns innocence. |
Classes: | aggressive |
Feeling: | FIGHtpick |
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You (w/focus): | You pick a fight with Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon picks a fight with Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon picks a fight with you. |
You (wo/focus): | You pick a fight. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon picks a fight. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | FIRE |
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You (w/focus): | You fire Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon fires Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon fires you. |
You (wo/focus): | You fire and forget. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon fires and forgets. |
Classes: | aggressive |
Created: | 20010421 |
Feeling: | FIST |
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You (w/focus): | You shake your fist at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shakes his fist at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon shakes his fist at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You shake your fist. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon shakes his fist. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | FLAMe |
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You (w/focus): | You flame Loffen mercilessly. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon flames Loffen mercilessly. |
Him/her: | Nixon flames you mercilessly. |
Default extension: | mercilessly |
Classes: | malignant, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | FLått |
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You (w/focus): | You force Loffen to inhale flått. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon forces Loffen to inhale flått. |
Him/her: | Nixon forces you to inhale flått. |
You (wo/focus): | You inhale a breathful of flått. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon inhales a breathful of flått. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Story: | One of the two top disgusting things to do, after a brainstorm by John "Ponni" Grande and Simen. |
Feeling: | GAG |
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You (w/focus): | You gag Loffen securely. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon gags Loffen securely. |
Him/her: | Nixon gags you securely. |
You (wo/focus): | You gag. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon gags. |
Default extension: | securely |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | GANg |
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You (w/focus): | You gang up on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon gangs up on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon gangs up on you. |
Classes: | negative, superior, aggressive |
Feeling: | GAYSticker |
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You (w/focus): | You slap a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto Loffen's chest. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto Loffen's chest. |
Him/her: | Nixon slaps a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto your chest. |
Classes: | aggressive, malignant, negative |
Story: | When put in concetration camps by the nazis, the gays were forced to sew such a sticker on their clothes. It has later become a symbol of homosexuality worldwide. |
Feeling: | GIVEDamn |
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You (w/focus): | You don't give a damn about Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon doesn't give a damn about Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon doesn't give a damn about you. |
You (wo/focus): | You don't give a damn. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon doesn't give a damn. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | GLOVe |
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You (w/focus): | You slap Loffen across the face with a glove. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps Loffen across the face with a glove. |
Him/her: | Nixon slaps you across the face with a glove. |
Classes: | tactile, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | GOODHit |
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You (w/focus): | You hit Loffen. It was a good hit! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hits Loffen. It was a good hit! |
Him/her: | Nixon hits you. It was a good hit! |
Classes: | negative, audible, aggressive |
Story: | When attacking a monster in the ASCII-based game "Rogue", it says "You hit the bat. It was a good/superb hit!". Also Angband and Moria. Se also *pack. One in a series of oldie-game related feelings added by Daniel and Hans Petter including *civilians and *maze. |
Feeling: | GRAB |
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You (w/focus): | You grab Loffen by the neck. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon grabs Loffen by the neck. |
Him/her: | Nixon grabs you by the neck. |
You (wo/focus): | You grab. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon grabs. |
Classes: | aggressive, superior, tactile |
Feeling: | GRInd |
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You (w/focus): | You grind Loffen underfoot. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon grinds Loffen underfoot. |
Him/her: | Nixon grinds you underfoot. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, superior, negative |
Feeling: | GUIllotine |
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You (w/focus): | You send Loffen to the guillotine! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon sends Loffen to the guillotine! |
Him/her: | Nixon sends you to the guillotine! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, tactile, superior, red |
Feeling: | GUt |
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You (w/focus): | You slit Loffen's abdomen and spill his intestines all over. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slits Loffen's abdomen and spills his intestines all over. |
Him/her: | Nixon slits your abdomen and spills your intestines all over. |
You (wo/focus): | You open your abdomen, and trip in your own intestines. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon opens his abdomen and trips in his own intestines. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | HACk |
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You (w/focus): | You hack and mangle Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hacks and mangles Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon hacks and mangles you. |
Classes: | malignant, aggressive, tactile, superior |
Feeling: | HALF |
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You (w/focus): | You want HALF of Loffen's shit! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon wants HALF of Loffen's shit! |
Him/her: | Nixon wants HALF your shit! |
You (wo/focus): | You want HALF! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon wants HALF! |
Classes: | funny, negative, aggressive |
Story: | A reference to the livemovie of Eddie Murphy, "Raw", where he jokes about some woman divorcing her husband and taking "half her shit". He then goes on to joke about himself marrying some bush bitch, which then also wants "half his shit". |
Feeling: | HEADButt |
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You (w/focus): | You headbutt Loffen to the floor. |
Them (w/focus): | Loffen headbutts Loffen to the floor. |
Him/her: | Nixon headbutts you to the floor. |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, vulgar |
Feeling: | HISs |
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You (w/focus): | You hiss at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hisses at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon hisses at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You hiss. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hisses. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, audible |
Feeling: | HIT |
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You (w/focus): | You hit Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hits Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon hits you. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | HOUNds |
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You (wo/focus): | You release the hounds! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon releases the hounds! |
Classes: | negative, superior, aggressive |
Created: | 20010801 |
Feeling: | HOUSEBurn |
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You (w/focus): | You send your knights to burn Loffen's house to the ground. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon sends his knights to burn Loffen's house to the ground. |
Him/her: | Nixon sends his knights to burn your house to the ground. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, negative |
Feeling: | HYTte |
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You (wo/focus): | Du hytter med neven! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon hytter med neven! |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Created: | 20010421 |
Feeling: | INJect |
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You (w/focus): | You inject Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon injects Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon injects you. |
You (wo/focus): | You inject yourself. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon injects himself. |
Classes: | negative, tactile, aggressive |
Feeling: | JIHad |
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You (w/focus): | You declare holy war on Loffen! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon declares holy war on Loffen! |
Him/her: | Nixon declares holy war on you! |
You (wo/focus): | You declare holy war on the Great Satan that is the US of A! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon declares holy war on the Great Satan that is the US of A! |
Default extension: | the Great Satan that is the US of A |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, malignant |
Feeling: | JOIn |
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You (w/focus): | You join Loffen in the revolution! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon joins Loffen in the revolution! |
Him/her: | Nixon joins you in the revolution! |
You (wo/focus): | You join in the revolution! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon joins in the revolution! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, friendly, aggressive, positive |
Feeling: | JUmp |
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You (w/focus): | You jump up and down on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon jumps up and down on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon jumps up and down on you. |
You (wo/focus): | You jump up and down. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon jumps up and down. |
Classes: | aggressive, funny, negative |
Feeling: | KARate |
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You (wo/focus): | You crouch in a vicious karate stance. Hi-aaaaw. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon crouches in a vicious karate stance. Hi-aaaaw. |
Classes: | funny, aggressive |
Feeling: | KNEECaps |
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You (w/focus): | You split Loffen's kneecaps. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon splits Loffen's kneecaps. |
Him/her: | Nixon splits your kneecaps. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, funny |
Feeling: | KNOCk |
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You (w/focus): | You knock Loffen over. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon knocks Loffen over. |
Him/her: | Nixon knocks you over. |
You (wo/focus): | You knock yourself out. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon knocks himself out. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | LIFESupport |
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You (wo/focus): | You transfer power from life support to weapons. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon transfers power from life support to weapons. |
Classes: | aggressive |
Created: | 20050513 |
Feeling: | LOOM |
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You (w/focus): | You loom menacingly over Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon looms menacingly over Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon looms menacingly over you. |
You (wo/focus): | You loom menacingly. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon looms menacingly. |
Default grade: | menacingly |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | LUNgclamp |
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You (w/focus): | You shoot a lung clamp into Loffen's chest. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shoots a lung clamp into Loffen's chest. |
Him/her: | Nixon shoots a lung clamp into your chest. |
Group: | daniel.mikkelsen |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, audible, superior, malignant |
Story: | From a very strange dream Daniel once had. Documented in a message in a conference somewhere. A search for "lungeklemme" on http://find.fix.no/ should find it. |
Feeling: | MASSMurderer |
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You (wo/focus): | If you were a mass murderer, you'd be Mickey and Mallory. |
Them (wo/focus): | If Nixon was a mass murderer, he'd be Mickey and Mallory. |
Default extension: | Mickey and Mallory |
Classes: | aggressive, superior, positive |
Feeling: | NAIl |
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You (w/focus): | You nail Loffen to the floor. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon nails Loffen to the floor. |
Him/her: | Nixon nails you to the floor. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, superior, malignant, audible, tactile |
Feeling: | NIh |
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You (w/focus): | You go NI! at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon goes NI! at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon goes NI! at you. |
Karma: | -5 |
Classes: | malignant, audible, superior, negative, aggressive |
Story: | "The Knights Who Say Ni!" threatens King Arthur in "Monty Python and the Knights of the Round Table" by saying NI! to torment them. |
Feeling: | OPErate |
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You (w/focus): | You prepare Loffen for surgery. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon prepares Loffen for surgery. |
Him/her: | Nixon prepares you for surgery. |
Classes: | negative, superior, malignant, tactile, aggressive |
Feeling: | OPPress |
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You (w/focus): | You oppress Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon oppresses Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon opresses you. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, superior, negative |
Feeling: | OVErrun |
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You (w/focus): | You overrun Loffen with fire and the sword. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon overruns Loffen with fire and the sword. |
Him/her: | Nixon overruns you with fire and the sword. |
Default extension: | with fire and the sword |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | funny, aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | PACKin |
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You (wo/focus): | You be packin'. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon be packin'. |
Classes: | aggressive, funny |
Created: | 19991123 |
Feeling: | PELt |
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You (w/focus): | You tie Loffen to a tree, and pelt him with small pebbles. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon ties Loffen to a tree, and pelts him with small pebbles. |
Him/her: | Nixon ties you to a tree, and pelts you with small pebbles. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | PLUnder |
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You (w/focus): | You send your knights to plunder Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon sends his knights to plunder Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon sends his knights to plunder you. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | PREY |
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You (w/focus): | You prey on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon preys on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon preys on you. |
You (wo/focus): | You prey. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon preys. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | PUKe |
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You (w/focus): | You puke on Loffen's shoes. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon pukes on Loffen's shoes. |
Him/her: | Nixon pukes on your shoes. |
You (wo/focus): | You puke on your shoes. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon pukes on his shoes. |
Classes: | vulgar, aggressive, funny, negative |
Feeling: | PULp |
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You (w/focus): | You beat Loffen to a bloody pulp. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon beats Loffen to a bloody pulp. |
Him/her: | Nixon beats you to a bloody pulp. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | funny, aggressive, tactile, superior, negative |
Feeling: | PUNch |
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You (w/focus): | You punch Loffen in the face. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon punches Loffen in the face. |
Him/her: | Nixon punches you in the face. |
You (wo/focus): | You punch some holes in the air. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon punches some holes in the air. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | RADiate |
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You (wo/focus): | You radiate cold shafts of broken glass. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon radiates cold shafts of broken glass. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Story: | From Pink Floyd's The Wall. |
Feeling: | RAGE |
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You (w/focus): | You rage against Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rage against Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon rage against you. |
You (wo/focus): | You rage. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rage. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | RALLY |
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You (wo/focus): | You rally round the family with a pocket full of shells. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rallies round the family with a pocket full of shells. |
Classes: | aggressive |
Created: | 20010421 |
Feeling: | RAMPage |
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You (wo/focus): | You go on a rampage! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon goes on a rampage! |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | RETaliate |
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You (w/focus): | You retaliate against Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon retaliates against Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon retaliates against you. |
You (wo/focus): | You retaliate. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon retaliates. |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | REVOLT |
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You (w/focus): | You revolt against Loffen! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon revolts against Loffen! |
Him/her: | Nixon revolts against Loffen! |
You (wo/focus): | You revolt against the ruling classes! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon revolts against the ruling classes! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, positive |
Feeling: | REVOLUtion |
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You (wo/focus): | You call for revolution! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon calls for revolution! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, positive |
Feeling: | RIOt |
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You (wo/focus): | You start a riot! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon starts a riot! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | RIP |
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You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen to pieces. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen to pieces. |
Him/her: | Nixon rips you to pieces. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | RULe |
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You (w/focus): | You rule Loffen with an iron fist. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rules Loffen with an iron fist. |
Him/her: | Nixon rules you with an iron fist. |
You (wo/focus): | You rule your domain with an iron fist. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon rules his domain with an iron fist. |
Group: | nobles |
Classes: | white, superior, aggressive |
Feeling: | SACrifice |
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You (w/focus): | You rip Loffen's living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon rips Loffen's living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
Him/her: | Nixon rips your living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods. |
You (wo/focus): | You offer yourself as a burnt sacrifice. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon offers himself as a burnt sacrifice. |
Classes: | negative, superior, aggressive, malignant, tactile |
Feeling: | SBANish |
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You (w/focus): | On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution you banish Loffen to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia. |
Them (w/focus): | On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution Nixon banishes Loffen to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia. |
Him/her: | On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution Nixon banishes you to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia. |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, negative, superior |
Feeling: | SHAkehead |
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You (w/focus): | You shake Loffen's head. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon shakes Loffen's head. |
Him/her: | Nixon shakes your head. |
Classes: | aggressive, funny, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | SHOElaces |
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You (w/focus): | You tie Loffen's shoelaces together. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon ties Loffen's shoelaces together. |
Him/her: | Nixon ties your shoelaces together. |
You (wo/focus): | You tie your shoelaces together. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon ties his shoelaces together. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | funny, aggressive, negative, tactile |
Feeling: | SHOTgun |
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You (w/focus): | You slug away at Loffen with your shotgun. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slugs away at Loffen with his shotgun. |
Him/her: | Nixon slugs away at you with his shotgun. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, audible |
Feeling: | SLAP |
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You (w/focus): | You slap Loffen senseless. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slaps Loffen senseless. |
Him/her: | Nixon slaps you senseless. |
You (wo/focus): | You slap yourself silly. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slaps himself silly. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | SLAsh |
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You (w/focus): | You cruelly slash Loffen's throat. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon cruelly slashes Loffen's throat. |
Him/her: | Nixon cruelly slashes your throat. |
Default grade: | cruelly |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | SLAy |
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You (w/focus): | You slay Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slays Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon slays you. |
Karma: | -4 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, superior |
Feeling: | SLIt |
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You (w/focus): | You slit Loffen's throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon slits Loffen's throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
Him/her: | Nixon slits your throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
You (wo/focus): | You slit your throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon slits his throat, blood gushing all over the place. |
Classes: | tactile, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | SMOther |
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You (w/focus): | You smother Loffen with passionate kisses. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon smothers Loffen with passionate kisses. |
Him/her: | Nixon smothers you with passionate kisses. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, friendly, affectionate, negative |
Feeling: | SNArl |
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You (w/focus): | You snarl at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon snarls at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon snarls at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You snarl. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon snarls. |
Classes: | audible, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | SNEER |
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You (w/focus): | You sneer at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon sneers at Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon sneers at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You sneer. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon sneers. |
Classes: | audible, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | SPAnk |
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You (w/focus): | You lay Loffen over you knees and spank him. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon lays Loffen over his knees and spanks him. |
Him/her: | Nixon lays you over his knees and spanks you. |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, positive, superior |
Feeling: | SPIT |
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You (w/focus): | You spit on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon spits on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon spits on you. |
You (wo/focus): | You spit on the ground. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon spits on the ground. |
Karma: | -1 |
Classes: | vulgar, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | STAB |
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You (w/focus): | You cruelly stab Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon cruelly stabs Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon cruelly stabs you. |
Default grade: | cruelly |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative, malignant |
Feeling: | STEam |
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You (wo/focus): | Steam comes out of your ears. |
Them (wo/focus): | Steam comes out of Nixon's ears. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | STOmp |
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You (w/focus): | You stomp Loffen on the foot. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon stomps Loffen on the foot. |
Him/her: | Nixon stomps you on the foot. |
You (wo/focus): | You stomp your foot down. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon stomps his foot down. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, tactile |
Feeling: | STREets |
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You (wo/focus): | You bring the battle to the streets! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon brings the battle to the streets! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, positive |
Feeling: | STRIke |
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You (w/focus): | You call for a general strike against Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon calls for a general strike against Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon calls for a general strike against you. |
You (wo/focus): | You call for a general strike! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon calls for a general strike! |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, aggressive, positive, audible |
Feeling: | STRangle |
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You (w/focus): | You strangle Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon strangles Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon strangles you. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | aggressive, tactile, negative |
Feeling: | SUMmon |
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You (wo/focus): | Performing dark and secret rites, you summon powerful daemons from beyond! |
Them (wo/focus): | Performing dark and secret rites, Nixon summons powerful daemons from beyond! |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | superior, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | SUPERBHit |
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You (w/focus): | You hit Loffen. It was a superb hit! |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon hits Loffen. It was a superb hit! |
Him/her: | Nixon hits you. It was a superb hit! |
Classes: | negative, audible, aggressive |
Story: | See GOODHit. |
Feeling: | TACKle |
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You (w/focus): | You tackle Loffen brutally. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon tackles Loffen brutally. |
Him/her: | Nixon tackles you brutally. |
Default extension: | brutally |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | TAPE |
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You (w/focus): | You blatantly tape Loffen's mouth shut. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon blatantly tapes Loffen's mouth shut. |
Him/her: | Nixon blatantly tapes your mouth shut. |
Default grade: | blatantly |
Classes: | funny, tactile, negative, aggressive, superior |
Feeling: | TAUnt |
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You (w/focus): | You taunt Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon taunts Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon taunts you. |
Classes: | malignant, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | THREaten |
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You (w/focus): | You threaten Loffen blatantly. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon threatens Loffen blatantly. |
Him/her: | Nixon threatens you blatantly. |
Default extension: | blatantly |
Classes: | aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | TIPOff |
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You (w/focus): | You tip off the secret police about Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon tips off the secret police about Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon tips off the secret police about you. |
Group: | comrades |
Classes: | red, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | TRIP |
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You (w/focus): | You trip Loffen, who falls flat on his face. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon trips Loffen, who falls flat on his face. |
Him/her: | Nixon trips you, and you fall flat on your face. |
You (wo/focus): | You trip, and fall flat on your face. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon trips, and falls flat on his face. |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative |
Feeling: | UZI |
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You (w/focus): | You whip out your Uzi, empty it in Loffen's gut, snap in another clip and empty it again. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon whips out his Uzi, empties it in Loffen's gut, snaps in another clip and empties it again. |
Him/her: | Nixon whips out his Uzi, empties it in your gut, snaps in antoher clip and empties it again. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | superior, negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | VAPorize |
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You (w/focus): | You vaporize Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon vaporizes Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon vaporizes you. |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | negative, aggressive |
Feeling: | VULcan |
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You (w/focus): | You use the Vulcan Death Grip on Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon uses the Vulcan Death Grip on Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon uses the Vulcan Death Grip on you. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | negative, tactile, aggressive |
Story: | Spock, the Vulcan in the series "Star Trek", supposedly used the Vulcan Death Grip to kill people. In the series, however, there is no such thing. Nobody seems to know where this "grip" has come from. |
Feeling: | WAR |
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You (wo/focus): | You declare WAR on damaged hair and split ends! |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon declares WAR on damaged hair and split ends! |
Classes: | aggressive, funny |
Feeling: | WEDgie |
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You (w/focus): | You give Loffen a huge wedgie. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon gives Loffen a huge wedgie. |
Him/her: | Nixon reaches down into your trousers, pulling up your undies until you think you're gonna die! |
Karma: | -2 |
Classes: | malignant, aggressive, tactile, funny, superior, negative |
Feeling: | WHIp |
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You (w/focus): | You whip Loffen along. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon whips Loffen along. |
Him/her: | Nixon whips you along. |
You (wo/focus): | You crack the whip. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon cracks the whip. |
Classes: | negative, superior, tactile, aggressive |
Feeling: | WRING |
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You (w/focus): | You wring Loffen's neck. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon wrings Loffen's neck. |
Him/her: | Nixon wrings your neck. |
Karma: | -3 |
Classes: | tactile, aggressive, negative, superior, malignant |
Feeling: | YEll |
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You (w/focus): | You yell at Loffen. |
Them (w/focus): | Nixon yells Loffen. |
Him/her: | Nixon yells at you. |
You (wo/focus): | You yell. |
Them (wo/focus): | Nixon yells. |
Classes: | negative, aggressive, audible |