FIXfeelings: Aggressive

Feeling:ABDuct
You (w/focus):You shamelessly abduct Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon shamelessly abducts Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon shamelessly abducts you.
Default grade:shamelessly
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, funny, tactile, negative

Feeling:ACCuse
You (w/focus):You accuse Loffen of rightist deviationism.
Them (w/focus):Nixon accuses Loffen of rightist deviationism.
Him/her:Nixon accuses you of rightist deviationism.
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, negative

Feeling:ANNoying
You (w/focus):You annoy Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon annoys Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon annoys you.
You (wo/focus):You're annoying.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon is annoying.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:ARM
You (wo/focus):You arm yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon arms himself.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:ASS
You (w/focus):You fuck Loffen in the ass.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fucks Loffen in the ass.
Him/her:Nixon fucks you in the ass.
You (wo/focus):Your ass becomes a perfect *.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon's ass becomes a perfect *.
Classes:negative, vulgar, aggressive

Feeling:ASSHOLE
You (w/focus):You tear Loffen a new asshole.
Them (w/focus):Nixon tears Loffen a new asshole.
Him/her:Nixon tears you a new asshole.
Classes:tactile, aggressive, negative, superior
Created:20040531

Feeling:BANish
You (w/focus):You banish Loffen to another dimension.
Them (w/focus):Nixon banishes Loffen to another dimension.
Him/her:Nixon banishes you to another dimension.
Default extension:to another dimension
Karma:-6
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior, malignant

Feeling:BARF
You (w/focus):You barf all over Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon barfs all over Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon barfs all over you.
You (wo/focus):You barf all over the place.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon barfs all over the place.
Classes:vulgar, tactile, aggressive, negative

Feeling:BARricades
You (wo/focus):You throw up barricades in the streets!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon throws up barricades in the streets!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive

Feeling:BBLADE
You (w/focus):You swing and slam the narrow end of your briefcase into Loffen's back, depressing button #7. That's gotta hurt.
Them (w/focus):Nixon swings and slams the narrow end of his briefcase into Loffen's back. It doesn't look all that painful, but his eyes widen with shock, and he curls up, grimacing. You notice a flash of metal as the briefcase retracts something.
Him/her:Something pointy and something blunt hits you square in the back, penetrating deeply before it is withdrawn. The pain and shock leaves you stunned. You curl up on the ground.
Group:hans_petter.jansson
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile

Feeling:BEHead
You (w/focus):You have Loffen beheaded.
Them (w/focus):Nixon has Loffen beheaded.
Him/her:Nixon has you beheaded.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:BGUN
You (wo/focus):You massacre everyone with a spray of bullets emanating from your black briefcase.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon, frowning slightly, massacres everyone with a spray of bullets emanating from his black briefcase.
Group:hans_petter.jansson
Classes:negative, aggressive
Story:One of a series of specials added by and for Hans Petter. Unlike the other special sysop feelings in that instead of just being bigger and more bloody than the regular set of violent feelings, they are cynical, slick and cool.

Feeling:BIGBrick
You (w/focus):With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, you split Loffen's skull in half.
Them (w/focus):With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, Nixon splits Loffen's skull in half.
Him/her:With an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick, Nixon splits your skull in half.
You (wo/focus):You pick up an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon picks up an ashtray big as a fucking really big brick.
Classes:aggressive, tactile
Story:From Nick Cave's Murder Ballad album, the song is called O'Malley's Bar, and is 15 minute long, not too well performed, account on how a burnt out regular executes all the denziens of the local pub, and finally gets caught by the police. The song ends with him counting his fingers in the police car.

Feeling:BITChslap
You (w/focus):You bitchslap Loffen and call him Susan.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bitchslaps Loffen and calls him Susan.
Him/her:Nixon bitchslaps you and calls you Susan.
Karma:-2
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior, tactile

Feeling:BITe
You (w/focus):You bite Loffen like a dog.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bites Loffen like a dog.
Him/her:Nixon bites you like a dog.
Default extension:like a dog
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative

Feeling:BLASt
You (w/focus):You fire away at Loffen with your trusty blaster.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fires away at Loffen with his trusty blaster.
Him/her:Nixon fires away at you with his trusty blaster.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, funny, negative, superior

Feeling:BLEnd
You (w/focus):You stuff Loffen in the blender, and hit `Frappé'.
Them (w/focus):Nixon stuffs Loffen in the blender, and hits `Frappé'.
Him/her:Nixon stuffs you in the blender, and hits `Frappé'.
Classes:negative, aggressive, superior

Feeling:BLUnt
You (w/focus):You strike Loffen with a blunt object.
Them (w/focus):Nixon strikes Loffen with a blunt object.
Him/her:Nixon strikes you with a blunt object.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative

Feeling:BONes
You (w/focus):You gnaw on Loffen's bones.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gnaws on Loffen's bones.
Him/her:Nixon gnaws on your bones.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:BORG
You (w/focus):You assimilate Loffen, resistance is futile.
Them (w/focus):Nixon assimilates Loffen, resistance is futile.
Him/her:Nixon assimilates you, resistance is futile.
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:BORK
You (w/focus):You put ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork.
Them (w/focus):Nixon puts ze Loffen in de oven bork bork bork.
Him/her:Nixon puts you in de oven bork bork bork.
Classes:negative, aggressive, funny
Story:From the Muppet Show, and the Sweedish cook.

Feeling:BOnk
You (w/focus):You bonk Loffen on the head.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bonks Loffen on the head.
Him/her:Nixon bonks you on the head.
You (wo/focus):You bonk yourself on the head.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon bonks himself on the head.
Classes:funny, tactile, superior, aggressive

Feeling:BRINgdown
You (wo/focus):You bring down the bourgeois class with armed revolution!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brings down the bourgeois class with armed revolution!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, positive

Feeling:BULLY
You (w/focus):You bully Loffen, who starts to cry.
Them (w/focus):Nixon bullies Loffen, who starts to cry.
Him/her:Nixon bullies you, and you start to cry.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, negative, malignant

Feeling:BURNBottom
You (w/focus):You burn Loffen's bottom up.
Them (w/focus):Nixon burns Loffen's bottom up.
Him/her:Nixon burns your bottom up.
Karma:-2
Classes:vulgar, aggressive, funny, tactile, negative, superior

Feeling:BURNwhite
You (wo/focus):You burn a white flag.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon burns a white flag.
Classes:aggressive, negative
Created:20040118

Feeling:CANE
You (w/focus):You wield the cane on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon wields the cane on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon wields the cane on you.
You (wo/focus):You fetch your cane.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fetches his cane.
Karma:-2
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile, superior

Feeling:CHARge
You (w/focus):You charge Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon charges Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon charges you.
Classes:negative, aggressive
Created:19991123

Feeling:CHESt
You (wo/focus):You beat your chest. Thump, thump, thump!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon beats his chest. Thump, thump, thump!
Classes:funny, audible, vulgar, aggressive, positive

Feeling:CHROMe
You (wo/focus):You stuff and chrome the world's last dolphin and put it on the hood of your car.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stuffs and chromes the world's last dolphin and puts it on the hood of his car.
Karma:-3
Classes:superior, aggressive, funny, malignant
Story:From alt.pave.the.earth, the rival group to alt.destroy.the.earth, as the anti-group for alt.save.the.earth, and in my opinion, superior. This was an actual posting, in a sequence of messages relating to how to ornament the various hypercars people would build when they had paved the entire surface of the world, and could drive as fast as they wanted without such tiresome encumberances as, say, steering. This guy had almost seemed to "win" by suggesting he'd take the last dolphin, chrome it, and put it on the hood. But later on, it was suggested that such a hood ornament would be aerodynamical, and in that way environmental, whereupon it was suggested he just drag the chromed dolphin behind the car instead. Other such issued was wether to keep one or two species of cow for producing cheeseburgers. One species would mean using more than one part of the animal for produce (milk, meat), which would be environmental. Using two species would increase biodiversity. The feeling also mirrors Dennis Leary's "Asshole" song, where he drives a pink 1968 Chevy convertable with whale skin hubcaps, all leather cow interor and big baby seal eyes for headlights. See *flag.

Feeling:CLAws
You (wo/focus):You grow claws.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon grows claws.
Classes:negative, aggressive, malignant

Feeling:COLlective
You (w/focus):You put ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg.
Them (w/focus):Nixon puts ze Loffen in de collective borg borg borg.
Him/her:Nixon puts you in de collective borg borg borg.
Classes:funny, negative, aggressive, superior, tactile
Story:Spoof on the first Star Trek Next Generaton movie, and the infamous Borg, who assimilated prisoners into their hivemind, and of course, the *bork feeling. See *assimilate, as well.

Feeling:CROWdplease
You (w/focus):You have Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight!
Them (w/focus):Nixon has Loffen publicly executed, to the crowd's delight!
Him/her:Nixon has you publicly executed, to the crowd's delight!
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:CRUCify
You (w/focus):You crucify Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon crucifies Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon crucifies you.
Classes:negative, aggressive
Created:20040531

Feeling:CRUSAde
You (w/focus):You organize a crusade against Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon organizes a crusade against Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon organizes a crusade against Loffen.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, superior, positive

Feeling:CRUSH
You (w/focus):You crush Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy!
Them (w/focus):Nixon crushes Loffen's feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy!
Him/her:Nixon crushes your feeble attempts at rebellion against the Holy Monarchy!
You (wo/focus):You crush the riff-raff's rebellion.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crushes the riff-raff's rebellion.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, superior, negative

Feeling:CURse
You (w/focus):You curse Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon curses Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon curses you.
You (wo/focus):You curse.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon curses.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:CUTeyes
You (w/focus):You cut Loffen's eyes out, one by one.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cuts Loffen's eyes out, one by one.
Him/her:Nixon cuts your eyes out, one by one.
You (wo/focus):You cut your eyes out, one by one.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cuts his eyes out, one by one.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative, superior, malignant

Feeling:DEClare
You (w/focus):You declare war on Loffen!
Them (w/focus):Nixon declares war on Loffen!
Him/her:Nixon declares war on you!
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, negative

Feeling:DEFCon
You (wo/focus):You go to Defcon in bundles of 10.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes to Defcon in bundles of 10.
Default extension:in bundles of 10
Classes:negative, audible, aggressive
Story:The Defcon-grades, ranging from 5 to 1, is a scale the US of A uses when threatened by war. First seen on screen in the movie "Wargames", it has now become a common term.

Feeling:DEFEnestrate
You (w/focus):You defenestrate Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon defenestrates Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon defenestrates you.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, negative, tactile, funny
Story:Defenestration is a horrible way of execution, involving carrying the victim/lawbreaker to the top of a very tall tower, and then pushing him/her out. Particulary popular in the eastern parts of Europe, this tradition is now commemorated each year in some backwards town in Spain, using a goat instead of a real person. There's a whole series of messages associated with this, check it out on http://find.fix.no/.

Feeling:DRAw
You (wo/focus):You draw!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon draws!
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:DRILl
You (w/focus):You drill Loffen full of holes. Eeew. You got blood all over him.
Them (w/focus):Nixon drills Loffen full of holes. Eeew. He got blood all over you.
Him/her:Nixon drills you full of holes. Eeew. He got blood all over you.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, negative

Feeling:DUEl
You (w/focus):You challenge Loffen to a duel!
Them (w/focus):Nixon challenges Loffen to a duel!
Him/her:Nixon challenges you to a duel!
Classes:aggressive, negative

Feeling:EGG
You (w/focus):You laugh wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon laughs wickedly, while lobbing raw eggs at you.
Default grade:wickedly
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, vulgar, aggressive, audible

Feeling:EJEct
You (w/focus):You flick a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon.
Them (w/focus):Nixon flicks a switch labeled "Loffen", triggering an ejector mechanism sending Loffen whizzing off into the horizon.
Him/her:Nixon flicks a switch with your name on it, triggering an ejector mechanism sending you whizzing off into the horizon.
You (wo/focus):You hit the eject-button and go spinning off into the air.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hits the eject-button and goes spinning off into the air.
Group:sysops
Classes:aggressive, negative, funny, superior

Feeling:ELBow
You (w/focus):You ram an elbow into Loffen's mouth.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rams an elbow into Loffen's mouth.
Him/her:Nixon rams an elbow into your mouth.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative, malignant

Feeling:ELEctrocute
You (w/focus):You electrocute Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon electrocutes Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon electrocutes you.
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile
Created:19991123

Feeling:EMPty
You (w/focus):You empty your revolver at Loffen. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click.
Them (w/focus):Nixon empties his revolver at Loffen. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click.
Him/her:Nixon empties his revolver at you. Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, click, click, click.
Classes:negative, aggressive, audible

Feeling:FACeoff
You (w/focus):You rip Loffen's face off and wipe your ass with it.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rips Loffen's face off and wipes his ass with it.
Him/her:Nixon rips your face off and wipes his ass with it.
Classes:aggressive, negative, funny, tactile, malignant

Feeling:FATWa
You (w/focus):You issue a fatwa. Loffen must die!
Them (w/focus):Nixon issues a fatwa. Loffen must die!
Him/her:Nixon issues a fatwa. You must die!
Classes:negative, malignant, aggressive

Feeling:FEIgn
You (wo/focus):You feign innocence.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon feigns innocence.
Classes:aggressive

Feeling:FIGHtpick
You (w/focus):You pick a fight with Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon picks a fight with Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon picks a fight with you.
You (wo/focus):You pick a fight.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon picks a fight.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:FIRE
You (w/focus):You fire Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon fires Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon fires you.
You (wo/focus):You fire and forget.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon fires and forgets.
Classes:aggressive
Created:20010421

Feeling:FIST
You (w/focus):You shake your fist at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon shakes his fist at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon shakes his fist at you.
You (wo/focus):You shake your fist.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon shakes his fist.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:FLAMe
You (w/focus):You flame Loffen mercilessly.
Them (w/focus):Nixon flames Loffen mercilessly.
Him/her:Nixon flames you mercilessly.
Default extension:mercilessly
Classes:malignant, negative, aggressive

Feeling:FLått
You (w/focus):You force Loffen to inhale flått.
Them (w/focus):Nixon forces Loffen to inhale flått.
Him/her:Nixon forces you to inhale flått.
You (wo/focus):You inhale a breathful of flått.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon inhales a breathful of flått.
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, negative
Story:One of the two top disgusting things to do, after a brainstorm by John "Ponni" Grande and Simen.

Feeling:GAG
You (w/focus):You gag Loffen securely.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gags Loffen securely.
Him/her:Nixon gags you securely.
You (wo/focus):You gag.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon gags.
Default extension:securely
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile

Feeling:GANg
You (w/focus):You gang up on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gangs up on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon gangs up on you.
Classes:negative, superior, aggressive

Feeling:GAYSticker
You (w/focus):You slap a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto Loffen's chest.
Them (w/focus):Nixon slaps a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto Loffen's chest.
Him/her:Nixon slaps a large, pink triangular sticker saying GAY onto your chest.
Classes:aggressive, malignant, negative
Story:When put in concetration camps by the nazis, the gays were forced to sew such a sticker on their clothes. It has later become a symbol of homosexuality worldwide.

Feeling:GIVEDamn
You (w/focus):You don't give a damn about Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon doesn't give a damn about Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon doesn't give a damn about you.
You (wo/focus):You don't give a damn.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon doesn't give a damn.
Classes:aggressive, negative

Feeling:GLOVe
You (w/focus):You slap Loffen across the face with a glove.
Them (w/focus):Nixon slaps Loffen across the face with a glove.
Him/her:Nixon slaps you across the face with a glove.
Classes:tactile, negative, aggressive

Feeling:GOODHit
You (w/focus):You hit Loffen. It was a good hit!
Them (w/focus):Nixon hits Loffen. It was a good hit!
Him/her:Nixon hits you. It was a good hit!
Classes:negative, audible, aggressive
Story:When attacking a monster in the ASCII-based game "Rogue", it says "You hit the bat. It was a good/superb hit!". Also Angband and Moria. Se also *pack. One in a series of oldie-game related feelings added by Daniel and Hans Petter including *civilians and *maze.

Feeling:GRAB
You (w/focus):You grab Loffen by the neck.
Them (w/focus):Nixon grabs Loffen by the neck.
Him/her:Nixon grabs you by the neck.
You (wo/focus):You grab.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon grabs.
Classes:aggressive, superior, tactile

Feeling:GRInd
You (w/focus):You grind Loffen underfoot.
Them (w/focus):Nixon grinds Loffen underfoot.
Him/her:Nixon grinds you underfoot.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, superior, negative

Feeling:GUIllotine
You (w/focus):You send Loffen to the guillotine!
Them (w/focus):Nixon sends Loffen to the guillotine!
Him/her:Nixon sends you to the guillotine!
Group:comrades
Classes:aggressive, negative, tactile, superior, red

Feeling:GUt
You (w/focus):You slit Loffen's abdomen and spill his intestines all over.
Them (w/focus):Nixon slits Loffen's abdomen and spills his intestines all over.
Him/her:Nixon slits your abdomen and spills your intestines all over.
You (wo/focus):You open your abdomen, and trip in your own intestines.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon opens his abdomen and trips in his own intestines.
Classes:aggressive, negative

Feeling:HACk
You (w/focus):You hack and mangle Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hacks and mangles Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon hacks and mangles you.
Classes:malignant, aggressive, tactile, superior

Feeling:HALF
You (w/focus):You want HALF of Loffen's shit!
Them (w/focus):Nixon wants HALF of Loffen's shit!
Him/her:Nixon wants HALF your shit!
You (wo/focus):You want HALF!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon wants HALF!
Classes:funny, negative, aggressive
Story:A reference to the livemovie of Eddie Murphy, "Raw", where he jokes about some woman divorcing her husband and taking "half her shit". He then goes on to joke about himself marrying some bush bitch, which then also wants "half his shit".

Feeling:HEADButt
You (w/focus):You headbutt Loffen to the floor.
Them (w/focus):Loffen headbutts Loffen to the floor.
Him/her:Nixon headbutts you to the floor.
Classes:tactile, aggressive, negative, vulgar

Feeling:HISs
You (w/focus):You hiss at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hisses at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon hisses at you.
You (wo/focus):You hiss.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hisses.
Classes:negative, aggressive, audible

Feeling:HIT
You (w/focus):You hit Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon hits Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon hits you.
Karma:-2
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative

Feeling:HOUNds
You (wo/focus):You release the hounds!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon releases the hounds!
Classes:negative, superior, aggressive
Created:20010801

Feeling:HOUSEBurn
You (w/focus):You send your knights to burn Loffen's house to the ground.
Them (w/focus):Nixon sends his knights to burn Loffen's house to the ground.
Him/her:Nixon sends his knights to burn your house to the ground.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, superior, negative

Feeling:HYTte
You (wo/focus):Du hytter med neven!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon hytter med neven!
Classes:negative, aggressive
Created:20010421

Feeling:INJect
You (w/focus):You inject Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon injects Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon injects you.
You (wo/focus):You inject yourself.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon injects himself.
Classes:negative, tactile, aggressive

Feeling:JIHad
You (w/focus):You declare holy war on Loffen!
Them (w/focus):Nixon declares holy war on Loffen!
Him/her:Nixon declares holy war on you!
You (wo/focus):You declare holy war on the Great Satan that is the US of A!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon declares holy war on the Great Satan that is the US of A!
Default extension:the Great Satan that is the US of A
Classes:aggressive, negative, malignant

Feeling:JOIn
You (w/focus):You join Loffen in the revolution!
Them (w/focus):Nixon joins Loffen in the revolution!
Him/her:Nixon joins you in the revolution!
You (wo/focus):You join in the revolution!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon joins in the revolution!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, friendly, aggressive, positive

Feeling:JUmp
You (w/focus):You jump up and down on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon jumps up and down on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon jumps up and down on you.
You (wo/focus):You jump up and down.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon jumps up and down.
Classes:aggressive, funny, negative

Feeling:KARate
You (wo/focus):You crouch in a vicious karate stance. Hi-aaaaw.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon crouches in a vicious karate stance. Hi-aaaaw.
Classes:funny, aggressive

Feeling:KNEECaps
You (w/focus):You split Loffen's kneecaps.
Them (w/focus):Nixon splits Loffen's kneecaps.
Him/her:Nixon splits your kneecaps.
Karma:-2
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative, funny

Feeling:KNOCk
You (w/focus):You knock Loffen over.
Them (w/focus):Nixon knocks Loffen over.
Him/her:Nixon knocks you over.
You (wo/focus):You knock yourself out.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon knocks himself out.
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile

Feeling:LIFESupport
You (wo/focus):You transfer power from life support to weapons.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon transfers power from life support to weapons.
Classes:aggressive
Created:20050513

Feeling:LOOM
You (w/focus):You loom menacingly over Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon looms menacingly over Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon looms menacingly over you.
You (wo/focus):You loom menacingly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon looms menacingly.
Default grade:menacingly
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:LUNgclamp
You (w/focus):You shoot a lung clamp into Loffen's chest.
Them (w/focus):Nixon shoots a lung clamp into Loffen's chest.
Him/her:Nixon shoots a lung clamp into your chest.
Group:daniel.mikkelsen
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative, audible, superior, malignant
Story:From a very strange dream Daniel once had. Documented in a message in a conference somewhere. A search for "lungeklemme" on http://find.fix.no/ should find it.

Feeling:MASSMurderer
You (wo/focus):If you were a mass murderer, you'd be Mickey and Mallory.
Them (wo/focus):If Nixon was a mass murderer, he'd be Mickey and Mallory.
Default extension:Mickey and Mallory
Classes:aggressive, superior, positive

Feeling:NAIl
You (w/focus):You nail Loffen to the floor.
Them (w/focus):Nixon nails Loffen to the floor.
Him/her:Nixon nails you to the floor.
Classes:negative, aggressive, superior, malignant, audible, tactile

Feeling:NIh
You (w/focus):You go NI! at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon goes NI! at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon goes NI! at you.
Karma:-5
Classes:malignant, audible, superior, negative, aggressive
Story:"The Knights Who Say Ni!" threatens King Arthur in "Monty Python and the Knights of the Round Table" by saying NI! to torment them.

Feeling:OPErate
You (w/focus):You prepare Loffen for surgery.
Them (w/focus):Nixon prepares Loffen for surgery.
Him/her:Nixon prepares you for surgery.
Classes:negative, superior, malignant, tactile, aggressive

Feeling:OPPress
You (w/focus):You oppress Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon oppresses Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon opresses you.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, superior, negative

Feeling:OVErrun
You (w/focus):You overrun Loffen with fire and the sword.
Them (w/focus):Nixon overruns Loffen with fire and the sword.
Him/her:Nixon overruns you with fire and the sword.
Default extension:with fire and the sword
Karma:-2
Classes:funny, aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:PACKin
You (wo/focus):You be packin'.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon be packin'.
Classes:aggressive, funny
Created:19991123

Feeling:PELt
You (w/focus):You tie Loffen to a tree, and pelt him with small pebbles.
Them (w/focus):Nixon ties Loffen to a tree, and pelts him with small pebbles.
Him/her:Nixon ties you to a tree, and pelts you with small pebbles.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:PLUnder
You (w/focus):You send your knights to plunder Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon sends his knights to plunder Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon sends his knights to plunder you.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:PREY
You (w/focus):You prey on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon preys on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon preys on you.
You (wo/focus):You prey.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon preys.
Classes:aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:PUKe
You (w/focus):You puke on Loffen's shoes.
Them (w/focus):Nixon pukes on Loffen's shoes.
Him/her:Nixon pukes on your shoes.
You (wo/focus):You puke on your shoes.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon pukes on his shoes.
Classes:vulgar, aggressive, funny, negative

Feeling:PULp
You (w/focus):You beat Loffen to a bloody pulp.
Them (w/focus):Nixon beats Loffen to a bloody pulp.
Him/her:Nixon beats you to a bloody pulp.
Karma:-3
Classes:funny, aggressive, tactile, superior, negative

Feeling:PUNch
You (w/focus):You punch Loffen in the face.
Them (w/focus):Nixon punches Loffen in the face.
Him/her:Nixon punches you in the face.
You (wo/focus):You punch some holes in the air.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon punches some holes in the air.
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile

Feeling:RADiate
You (wo/focus):You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon radiates cold shafts of broken glass.
Classes:negative, aggressive
Story:From Pink Floyd's The Wall.

Feeling:RAGE
You (w/focus):You rage against Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rage against Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon rage against you.
You (wo/focus):You rage.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rage.
Classes:aggressive, negative

Feeling:RALLY
You (wo/focus):You rally round the family with a pocket full of shells.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rallies round the family with a pocket full of shells.
Classes:aggressive
Created:20010421

Feeling:RAMPage
You (wo/focus):You go on a rampage!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon goes on a rampage!
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:RETaliate
You (w/focus):You retaliate against Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon retaliates against Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon retaliates against you.
You (wo/focus):You retaliate.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon retaliates.
Classes:aggressive, negative

Feeling:REVOLT
You (w/focus):You revolt against Loffen!
Them (w/focus):Nixon revolts against Loffen!
Him/her:Nixon revolts against Loffen!
You (wo/focus):You revolt against the ruling classes!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon revolts against the ruling classes!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, positive

Feeling:REVOLUtion
You (wo/focus):You call for revolution!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon calls for revolution!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, positive

Feeling:RIOt
You (wo/focus):You start a riot!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon starts a riot!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, negative

Feeling:RIP
You (w/focus):You rip Loffen to pieces.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rips Loffen to pieces.
Him/her:Nixon rips you to pieces.
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative

Feeling:RULe
You (w/focus):You rule Loffen with an iron fist.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rules Loffen with an iron fist.
Him/her:Nixon rules you with an iron fist.
You (wo/focus):You rule your domain with an iron fist.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon rules his domain with an iron fist.
Group:nobles
Classes:white, superior, aggressive

Feeling:SACrifice
You (w/focus):You rip Loffen's living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods.
Them (w/focus):Nixon rips Loffen's living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods.
Him/her:Nixon rips your living heart out as a sacrifice to the gods.
You (wo/focus):You offer yourself as a burnt sacrifice.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon offers himself as a burnt sacrifice.
Classes:negative, superior, aggressive, malignant, tactile

Feeling:SBANish
You (w/focus):On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution you banish Loffen to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia.
Them (w/focus):On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution Nixon banishes Loffen to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia.
Him/her:On behalf of the Communist Party and the Bolshevik Revolution Nixon banishes you to fifteen years in GULAG work camps in Siberia.
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, negative, superior

Feeling:SHAkehead
You (w/focus):You shake Loffen's head.
Them (w/focus):Nixon shakes Loffen's head.
Him/her:Nixon shakes your head.
Classes:aggressive, funny, tactile, negative

Feeling:SHOElaces
You (w/focus):You tie Loffen's shoelaces together.
Them (w/focus):Nixon ties Loffen's shoelaces together.
Him/her:Nixon ties your shoelaces together.
You (wo/focus):You tie your shoelaces together.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon ties his shoelaces together.
Karma:-2
Classes:funny, aggressive, negative, tactile

Feeling:SHOTgun
You (w/focus):You slug away at Loffen with your shotgun.
Them (w/focus):Nixon slugs away at Loffen with his shotgun.
Him/her:Nixon slugs away at you with his shotgun.
Karma:-3
Classes:negative, aggressive, audible

Feeling:SLAP
You (w/focus):You slap Loffen senseless.
Them (w/focus):Nixon slaps Loffen senseless.
Him/her:Nixon slaps you senseless.
You (wo/focus):You slap yourself silly.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon slaps himself silly.
Karma:-1
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile

Feeling:SLAsh
You (w/focus):You cruelly slash Loffen's throat.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cruelly slashes Loffen's throat.
Him/her:Nixon cruelly slashes your throat.
Default grade:cruelly
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative

Feeling:SLAy
You (w/focus):You slay Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon slays Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon slays you.
Karma:-4
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative, superior

Feeling:SLIt
You (w/focus):You slit Loffen's throat, blood gushing all over the place.
Them (w/focus):Nixon slits Loffen's throat, blood gushing all over the place.
Him/her:Nixon slits your throat, blood gushing all over the place.
You (wo/focus):You slit your throat, blood gushing all over the place.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon slits his throat, blood gushing all over the place.
Classes:tactile, negative, aggressive

Feeling:SMOther
You (w/focus):You smother Loffen with passionate kisses.
Them (w/focus):Nixon smothers Loffen with passionate kisses.
Him/her:Nixon smothers you with passionate kisses.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, friendly, affectionate, negative

Feeling:SNArl
You (w/focus):You snarl at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon snarls at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon snarls at you.
You (wo/focus):You snarl.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon snarls.
Classes:audible, negative, aggressive

Feeling:SNEER
You (w/focus):You sneer at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon sneers at Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon sneers at you.
You (wo/focus):You sneer.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon sneers.
Classes:audible, negative, aggressive

Feeling:SPAnk
You (w/focus):You lay Loffen over you knees and spank him.
Them (w/focus):Nixon lays Loffen over his knees and spanks him.
Him/her:Nixon lays you over his knees and spanks you.
Classes:aggressive, tactile, positive, superior

Feeling:SPIT
You (w/focus):You spit on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon spits on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon spits on you.
You (wo/focus):You spit on the ground.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon spits on the ground.
Karma:-1
Classes:vulgar, aggressive, negative

Feeling:STAB
You (w/focus):You cruelly stab Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon cruelly stabs Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon cruelly stabs you.
Default grade:cruelly
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative, malignant

Feeling:STEam
You (wo/focus):Steam comes out of your ears.
Them (wo/focus):Steam comes out of Nixon's ears.
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:STOmp
You (w/focus):You stomp Loffen on the foot.
Them (w/focus):Nixon stomps Loffen on the foot.
Him/her:Nixon stomps you on the foot.
You (wo/focus):You stomp your foot down.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon stomps his foot down.
Classes:negative, aggressive, tactile

Feeling:STREets
You (wo/focus):You bring the battle to the streets!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon brings the battle to the streets!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, positive

Feeling:STRIke
You (w/focus):You call for a general strike against Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon calls for a general strike against Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon calls for a general strike against you.
You (wo/focus):You call for a general strike!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon calls for a general strike!
Group:comrades
Classes:red, aggressive, positive, audible

Feeling:STRangle
You (w/focus):You strangle Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon strangles Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon strangles you.
Karma:-3
Classes:aggressive, tactile, negative

Feeling:SUMmon
You (wo/focus):Performing dark and secret rites, you summon powerful daemons from beyond!
Them (wo/focus):Performing dark and secret rites, Nixon summons powerful daemons from beyond!
Karma:-2
Classes:superior, negative, aggressive

Feeling:SUPERBHit
You (w/focus):You hit Loffen. It was a superb hit!
Them (w/focus):Nixon hits Loffen. It was a superb hit!
Him/her:Nixon hits you. It was a superb hit!
Classes:negative, audible, aggressive
Story:See GOODHit.

Feeling:TACKle
You (w/focus):You tackle Loffen brutally.
Them (w/focus):Nixon tackles Loffen brutally.
Him/her:Nixon tackles you brutally.
Default extension:brutally
Classes:tactile, aggressive, negative

Feeling:TAPE
You (w/focus):You blatantly tape Loffen's mouth shut.
Them (w/focus):Nixon blatantly tapes Loffen's mouth shut.
Him/her:Nixon blatantly tapes your mouth shut.
Default grade:blatantly
Classes:funny, tactile, negative, aggressive, superior

Feeling:TAUnt
You (w/focus):You taunt Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon taunts Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon taunts you.
Classes:malignant, negative, aggressive

Feeling:THREaten
You (w/focus):You threaten Loffen blatantly.
Them (w/focus):Nixon threatens Loffen blatantly.
Him/her:Nixon threatens you blatantly.
Default extension:blatantly
Classes:aggressive, negative

Feeling:TIPOff
You (w/focus):You tip off the secret police about Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon tips off the secret police about Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon tips off the secret police about you.
Group:comrades
Classes:red, negative, aggressive

Feeling:TRIP
You (w/focus):You trip Loffen, who falls flat on his face.
Them (w/focus):Nixon trips Loffen, who falls flat on his face.
Him/her:Nixon trips you, and you fall flat on your face.
You (wo/focus):You trip, and fall flat on your face.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon trips, and falls flat on his face.
Classes:tactile, aggressive, negative

Feeling:UZI
You (w/focus):You whip out your Uzi, empty it in Loffen's gut, snap in another clip and empty it again.
Them (w/focus):Nixon whips out his Uzi, empties it in Loffen's gut, snaps in another clip and empties it again.
Him/her:Nixon whips out his Uzi, empties it in your gut, snaps in antoher clip and empties it again.
Karma:-3
Classes:superior, negative, aggressive

Feeling:VAPorize
You (w/focus):You vaporize Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon vaporizes Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon vaporizes you.
Karma:-2
Classes:negative, aggressive

Feeling:VULcan
You (w/focus):You use the Vulcan Death Grip on Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon uses the Vulcan Death Grip on Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon uses the Vulcan Death Grip on you.
Karma:-3
Classes:negative, tactile, aggressive
Story:Spock, the Vulcan in the series "Star Trek", supposedly used the Vulcan Death Grip to kill people. In the series, however, there is no such thing. Nobody seems to know where this "grip" has come from.

Feeling:WAR
You (wo/focus):You declare WAR on damaged hair and split ends!
Them (wo/focus):Nixon declares WAR on damaged hair and split ends!
Classes:aggressive, funny

Feeling:WEDgie
You (w/focus):You give Loffen a huge wedgie.
Them (w/focus):Nixon gives Loffen a huge wedgie.
Him/her:Nixon reaches down into your trousers, pulling up your undies until you think you're gonna die!
Karma:-2
Classes:malignant, aggressive, tactile, funny, superior, negative

Feeling:WHIp
You (w/focus):You whip Loffen along.
Them (w/focus):Nixon whips Loffen along.
Him/her:Nixon whips you along.
You (wo/focus):You crack the whip.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon cracks the whip.
Classes:negative, superior, tactile, aggressive

Feeling:WRING
You (w/focus):You wring Loffen's neck.
Them (w/focus):Nixon wrings Loffen's neck.
Him/her:Nixon wrings your neck.
Karma:-3
Classes:tactile, aggressive, negative, superior, malignant

Feeling:YEll
You (w/focus):You yell at Loffen.
Them (w/focus):Nixon yells Loffen.
Him/her:Nixon yells at you.
You (wo/focus):You yell.
Them (wo/focus):Nixon yells.
Classes:negative, aggressive, audible